The Gentlemen's Rant: Relationships

[bakedfresh13]

Gentleman's Rant:XBox 360 kinect

[deadguy775]

looked at the side ad on this vid... a Mac mouse with about 30 buttons. STOP COMPLICATING SHIT!!! seriously 30 buttons on a mouse is useless unless your somebody without a keyboard which i HIGHLY doubt

[Toos1]

Hey everyone, check out my channel if you want some laughs!

[nerdnina]

Who the fuck throws tampons down the toilet?? Really? I feel so sorry for these guys....

[sandwabelle]

asphyxiation ….

[harrypmgs]

oh tray tray, you cray cray

[videomania100]

haha! relationship problems go back as far as the Garden of Freakin' Eden! ck out this hilarious exchange between Adam & Eve. funnny!

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[JohneyAmerica]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Children

[crystaldiscus10]

I was laughing so hard I was crying towards the end. How does this not have more views?!

[jpgrim001]

loving the add

"sweet Chinese Lovers.com"

[steltheffect]

LOL mud butt!

[BiGdaddyM100]

0:09 *watching video*

Seeing ad next to video : Asian Dating Site *hot asian chick pic*

...Dafuq ?

[Logically2ed]

Fucking Taxes

[emmaaflower]

Could not focus because of my favorite son in the background :)

[yuukikokuro]

オハヨウ haha im the chick he is talking about in the beginning

[TheRainerRockt]

you are really really sexist.

[Coppulor1]

@TheRainerRockt

"whats wrong with being sexy?"

[MatthewLahnerWasHere]

watch all rants button.. fucking genuis.

[hogewegdajo]

rant: techno raves

[Prijimaster]

Uhh.. about 90% of this is prickish bollocks...

[darkpyro75]

How the fuck did i not see this in my sub box in january?

[dududugary]

gentlemens rant: women and sports !!!!! DONT MIX !

[Kristen70364]

aSphyxiation .. How about Gentlemen's Rant: People Who Use Words They Can't Pronounce.

Still love you guys, though.

[Coppulor1]

@Kristen70364

yeah,kinda surprised the missing "S" in auto-erotic aSphyxiation made it past editing too. You know what could cause someone's brain to miss that? auto-erotic asphyxiation.

[overlordkgk]

hahahaha their aim isnt to be gentlemen , its to be ironic :D

[draadj3]

Gentlemen's rant: How most guys know heels are for your feet, yet we also say that heels are the sexiest things you can put on your feet (other than nothing). And they say that men are not capable of complex thought.

[Elliottfinity]

gentlemans rant: video games

[enkink13]

None of these guys really seem like gentlemen...

[ParanoidToaster]

@enkink13 youdontsay.png

[Myst1cChicken]

@enkink13 its called irony...

[KyleMacSkill]

@enkink13  No shit... One of the things that makes it humorous.

[BigNeth]

@enkink13 thats the fucking point jesus fuck ass tits



[CriminalIntent89]

@BigNeth TIIIIIIITS

[InTheHouse1000]

@enkink13 Ever heard of irony?

[jimdidr]

@enkink13 works to think more of them as the thoughts of a gentleman while he does all the "right" stuff

[imwithstoopid1]

@enkink13 I think thats the whole point..you know irony ¬¬

[jdubum]

@enkink13 They are gentlemen. They could say a lot worse about these topics, trust me.

[Vijufo]

@enkink13 That's the point

[joebelliot]

OMG. I have never been described as accurately as the first 25 seconds

[CleverFern]

I LOVE you guys!

[ifihadadime4]

A Ladies Response: But we love your favorite t shirt!

[darkdudironaji]

Not have sex in a week and a half. I'm lucky to get that if I do everything right.

[VoLtrex31]

@darkdudironaji When you will be 27 - your girlfriend will be lucky to have it 1 time in 2 weeks..

[darkdudironaji]

@VoLtrex31 I'm 19 with a 3 year old, college, and a job. My GF is the same. I'm actually lucky to get it once a month if we wake up before the child.

[VoLtrex31]

@darkdudironaji you have a baby.. congratulations...

well you are not that lucky.. 17 and will pregnant girl friend.. 

at age of 27 you will be weak, tired after 12 hours at work, and all you will want is to sleep.. the child is in high school.. you need to pay bills..

you get the picture..

[darkdudironaji]

@VoLtrex31 I'm actually hoping for that. When I'm 40 I'll have the rest of my life to myself. That seems pretty good to me.

[VoLtrex31]

@darkdudironaji Well you are only 19, your life is only starting..

[darkdudironaji]

@VoLtrex31 So? Why not get the hard part out of the way first? I actually like having him when I was young a bit better, because I can actually be his friend without looking like the weird, try to be cool parent. I'll actually be into the "cool" stuff.

[VoLtrex31]

@darkdudironaji You can't be his friend for ever.

Father he will get only one time in his father life but friends will come and go.

[darkdudironaji]

@VoLtrex31 I'm being a real dad. No need to worry about that. I just want him to also like me as a person not just love me as a parent. I have no problem steering him in the right path, even if it pisses him off. My priorities are dad first friend second.

[frickxxc3]

Gentlemen's rant: Gas stations/ Mcdonald's

[carolinagirl187]

you guys sound like u would be crappy boyfriends lol but i hope im wrong

[jauntybajaj]

"i miss u smoking-hot-22 year old- asian-chic" LOL

[seven7thirteen13]

I always want to look at porn after watching these...

[montey1017]

the gentelmen's rant-one night stands

[Wagster313]

u guys r kinda douchebags sometimes, but i just cant stop watching your videos!

[linasfromlt]

You Sirs got me subed to your channel!

[romahnae]

"milfs like it big dot cawm"?....wait...:rewinds video a lil bit:...confirm what he says and went to site. ....O_0 0_O

[aplotkowski3]

0:48 funniest part of the whole movie

[b74k3]

Gentlemen's Rant: Duckface

[Nirojack]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Nerdy girls

[heidiroseross]

The Gentlemen's Rant: MTV

[Sirzz2381]

@heidiroseross 80's Awesome

90's somewhat ok

2000's source of all the worlds problems

[xkruulx]

Ugh red shirt guy, just ughhhhhhhh! ughhh ughhhh! UGHHH ughhh ughh uUUGHHhh!!!! You're more dryer than a albino anorexic eating overcooked chicken covered in salt on a hot summer day in the sahara desert!

[rakepk1]

I won the skafhklasfhal!!

[OnEMaNDynastYBBA7XLP]

Travon Free???

*insert slavery joke here*

[mpjeg1234]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!

[Auretina]

Pissing in the litter box.... roflmao brilliant!

[jwcookify]

the music in the back-round from Cinderella lmao

[yuikami]

So true LOL



[Wranden]

Love how there's an asian match website at the top right XD

[peachyprincess226]

Ha, that was hysterical. Great video, funny guys. Guy in the red shirt was the best actor, though.

[mkbubbly]

burn incence my ass u prob dont smell much better u need to take a shower... hippie

[Booth272]

Haha these guys are just assholes

[cheerios4canaries]

Damn the black guy is harsh.

[pacman2389]

Happy Valentines day

[Rayel1992]

These guys seem a little butt hurt....funny though.

[27Amoon]

lol Its soooo funny....

[StreetStylerZ07]

1:06 haha soo funny

[Isaoda10]

2:11 What is she doing?

[ShkatuIka]

People these days keep naming the traits they would like to see in their 'future partner'. Personally I don't like to evaluate people; I either love someone or I don't... and the way they act or the things they say has little to do with it. It's hard to describe... but sometimes you just see someone, have an amazing first impression and then you're constantly thinking about them day and night. I can't name anything special about the girl I like which sets her apart, all I know is I love her :)

[danielcelottiiphone]

on mediafire. If you like it, find us on facebook, and on itunes in a few weeks with debut album!!! ?ggg4hlukegbq7er

[AssOffSpades]

I was actually thinking collegehumor made those. Good job.

[MollyMorphium]

what nasty ass chick leaves her tampon around?

[nahnuhhuh]

the Idon'tknowhowmanythreads egyptian cotton sheets...gayish. The auto erotic asfixiation in a hotel in bangkok...freakish. The snoring farting part...SO TRUE!!!

[Raidendrag]

is it possible to rant about Dubstep? (i like it but i know 99% of the human race wishes Skrillex died in a house fire)

[knaim2]

298 dislikes are women.

[nahnuhhuh]

@knaim2 mmmm nop, I'm a girl and I feel similarly...

[dragonflyinhaven]

@knaim2 women who expect their bfs to care about every single f**king thing they do.

[SinnahMin]

Myth-BUSTED.

[musicobbsession666]

ahh! love the music in the background!

[xoxmonicaa]

this makes my hopes for a valentine go up 95% ..

[TheDlee2011]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Politics

[hesbatting1000]

I just broke with a girl too recently for this to be funny. See you in a few more weeks...

[hesbatting1000]

1:30 - Wow, how many takes did you need for that line??

[tetzelpretzel]

my gf gets high with me and the guy who sells awesome weed in college 

[kdizzle180]

love the background music!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha

[preparationH3]

Auto-Erotic ASPHYXIATION. Not aphyxiation

[keegandavidleon]

theres an ad beside this video for a meet an asian girl dating sate...

[BloodRedHawk]

Did anyone else go to MilfsLikeItBig . com? just asking...

[Nered88]

milfslikeitbig .. lol

[moriad02]

I would totally link this to my Facebook, however I just got out of a relationship so might not be the best thing to do.

[cero2515]

call the police bad idea if you want help...

[cyever]

......really? 

[srvntoflrd]

you should change it from gentlemn's to childs rant ;)

[doodle878]

Lmao. The advertisement beside the video was an Asian woman dating site.

[SMaryEli]

ahh i love you guys. black guys my favorite!<3

[KaelynnzERbin]

how the fuck do you pronounce your channel name?!!

[Laur1eharry]

@KaelynnzERbin ooohjelyooh

[CheekyTaa]

@KaelynnzERbin its actually just J L E which i think are john's initials.

[sign333b]

@KaelynnzERbin basically 'jaylie'. forget about the oo_oo. i might be terribly mistaken but ive been calling it that this whole time

[KBMadhouse]

@KaelynnzERbin Cheerios

[TzarNicholas2]

@KaelynnzERbin jay, el, ee.

[TehFiishy]

@KaelynnzERbin ooh-yi-leo, thats how I do it.

[Dusty594]

@KaelynnzERbin Hoolio. (I have no idea... but thats what my dads friend calls me... lmfao)

[BlackManSlim562]

@KaelynnzERbin "oh jelly oh" xD

[nukm4]

@KaelynnzERbin It's pronounced Oojleoo.

[YouthPerspective]

@KaelynnzERbin Gentlmen's Rant: ooJLEoo (channel name!)

[TheWiseSaw]

@KaelynnzERbin JLE is initials for the main guys name and well the extra o's are for awesomeness.

[MrManguy17]

@KaelynnzERbin OOOHHHJLEEEOOOOOOOHHH!

[CadillacAllanteKing]

they need to rant about women driving!!!

[MrZangetsu468]

hahahaha mud butt..

[iheartswim09]

I would totally bang john, just sayin.

[Zerosupersayan]

Funny thing is that i have an ad for meeting Asian ladies, lol.

[atomicchuckle]

Where is this smokin hot 22 year old asian chick?

[kennedyhola]

haha wow i will never be as annoying as their girlfriends...

they sound like stupid bitchess..

[PAlacrosse13]

i got an ad advertising "dating Asian Women"

[Madhatter1uk]

Auto erotic afixiation? 

[kaiitre]

I miss you too ;)

Love,

A smoking 22-year-old asian chick

[iMEBproductions]

@kaiitre So your a 22 year old asian chick that smokes? I think you need to get your wording straight.

[carfan2k2]

@kaiitre smoking 22 yr old asian chick is just nasty .. not a fan of smokers... but a smoking HOT 22 yr old asian chick is a WHOLE different story !!

[UnCubicle]

@kaiitre we all miss her but she moved on to some computer engineer who works at google.

[cooliorick]

@kaiitre nononon, smoking HOT

[1of111]

thumbs up if you went to milfslike itbig.com

[necodp]

myth busted!

[trancedsailor]

The Gentleman's Rant: Commercials

[aluisious]

Wait, was that a David Carradine joke?

[sporkular]

I was thinking about getting a new partner.

Now I dont want one lol. Too much trouble actually getting on with them damn lol

[cheekychick8]

Is this supposed to be a coming out kind of video? Guys, we know all these things... We just don't care :D

[zumtream]

The guy at the end sounds just like Steven Wright. He needs to introduce Stuck in the Middle with you.

[asthmaticrhino]

The Gentlemans Rant: Clubs

[pwilliams58]

"Afficiation" eh?

[armsofundertow98]

Myth Busted :D

[BeastlyVoldemort]

The Gentleman's Rant: The Gentleman's Rant

[DeadlyEarlobesInc]

These guys are severe assholes...

[UltimegaSeven]

@DeadlyEarlobesInc

Or just brutally honest.

[WTJWproductions]

Gentleman's rant: Homosexuality

[TheNitrov]

gentlemans rant: cheerleaders

[lumberj23]

gentleman's rant: business students

[heavymetla666]

Gentleman's rant: Spring Break

[Ragnarock100]

Gentleman's rant: Tattoos...

[James32894]

What song is playing in the background?

[ladyshkspre]

@James32894 Some people refer to it as "Once Upon a Dream" because that is the title it was given by Disney in their 1959 animated version of Sleeping Beauty. This piece is actually known as The Sleeping Beauty Waltz (or Overture) and it is from the Sleeping Beauty Ballet Suite by Peter Tchaikovsky. Hope that helps! :)

[sigurdur86]

I'm i the only one that i thinked that Travon Free said "myth busted"

[mtsmseley101]

gentleman's rant: travon



[katastrawphique]

These are really funny, but I need a lady's rant to counter act after watching these for an hour and a half.

[the0siren0of0night]

OMG!!! that is quite possibly the most rude and funny collection of rants I have EVER heard!!! can you do one about women taking less time than you getting ready for a night out??? (if you can, me and my sisters get ready quicker than my brother in law)...a rant about In-Laws would be fun as well...xxx

[toddlerslayer]

myth busted

[BreathInSpaceFilmz]

Rule number 1, I'm awake, you leave!

[MrBrandonAM]

The best part was "mud butt". hahahahahhaha