The Late Late Show Monologue 3/9/09 [HQ]

[lifeinthenfl]

haha i love the day light savings joke

[oskinu1]

Even with a cold, Craig is hilarious!!  I LOVE his show!!

[morgagnii]

His moves just kills me with laughter!! :D

It just never gets old. :D

Craig, we love you!! from the philippines!! woohooo!!!

[jimm1225]

So cool....saw him in Indianapolis...what a show!

[ramzahnY]

It's about time they get a military rugged field version of that poor camera.

[nikirayd]

LOL!!! He's awesomely nuts... heh. Can you imagine him on Dancing with the Stars?! I don't watch it, but I would if he'd be on. LOL!

Pubic lice?! LOL!!! ew. Maybe Gordon the cook didn't have pubic hair until he was 16 BECAUSE he had lice... LOL! ew.

[Erfa90]

Yay, down goes religion!

[iamgerald2000]

thanks a ton mate.

[equikat]

Thank you so much for posting! I'm in the UK right now and this is the only way I can get my Craig Fix! Cheers!

[NarutoiPodReviewer]

Craig just bust a move! :D

Thanks a lot for the upload RoQu3To, we really appreciate it :)

[kaishaku83]

why didn't the graphic explode? they usually do.... Maybe their license for exploding graphics got revoked in the sparkler-show too ^^

[Zuiderduister]

Yeah I was totally waiting for something to explode too!!

[leobutler]

lol

[NGS712]

I don't know, she looks more like Andy Rooney than Andy Dick. ;)

[Thunderflower367]

he so should have done dancing with the stars!!!!!

[NGS712]

Thunder: No, that show's for has-beens. :D

[Thunderflower367]

what're has-beens?

[NGS712]

Thunder: A has-been is a celebrity that was big at one time, but for whatever reason is forgotten and/or washed-up.

Usually old sitcom stars, ex-child actors, and various B-celebrities. :)

[Thunderflower367]

oh, ok. but craig... well, i don't think a little publicity would hurt anyone. but i agree, he certainly isn't a has-been

[NGS712]

Thunder: I think you underestimate 'publicity'. It just seems to me once some things become massively popular, they're not as 'unique' if you get what I mean. :)

[Thunderflower367]

yea i agree. i just think that craig deserves a bigger audience becaues...well he's the best one in late night.

and also, i'm always worried since he's not the most popular one that CBS will oust him and put up a new guy

[NGS712]

Thunder: True, but I don't see any reason that Craig's gonna be fired. :)

[oskinu1]

I agree with you 150% that Craig is the BEST one in late night! I think he's being groomed to take over The Late Show with David Letterman, when Dave retires - especially since Craig's ratings were higher than Conan's. I absolutely love Craig's show. His monologue is a stand up comedic performance - and it's brilliant each and every time!

[jab070]

umm well ppl who used to be famous and what not... but not anymore..and no one really cares about them anymore.

[lock378]

From what I have read, st Augustine also believed that you could not get true wisdom without faith and you can not have faith only with rational thought. I like Craig but he just sited crap like religious people like to do to prove their point. :)

[dcbsmt]

I like his moves. :D

[stevenaudet]

Rationalism and religion do not get along... unless who believe in a talking snake or in dinosaurs' fossils being put by god to test your faith... "Hey Abraham! Kill your child for me! ...Just kidding!"

[dcbsmt]

" ... does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster god running around [...]

You know, you die and go to St. Peter ...

'Did you believe in dinosaurs?' 

'Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere.'

'You fucking idiot. Flying lizards? You're a moron! God was fucking with you!'

'It seemed so plausible.'

'Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!' "

I love Bill Hicks.

And RoQu3tO for posting these videos.

[stevenaudet]

Haha! Yeah! I saw it once!

I think you'll like George Carlin too

[dcbsmt]

Oh, I do. They are very different and very alike at the same time.

I do like Bill a little better though ... can't really explain why.