Toby Tells Tales: The Tale of Half.com

[MrKoolAidMan98]

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Not that hard

[Jeffydomer]

Thumbs up if you thought the spinning arrow at the end of the video was a dick.

[McBlah95]

Aw :( my cumputer got all slow and played the last 2 min in slow motion with out sound

[olivera182]

@McBlah95 it played the last 2 minutes of this 1 minute video in slow motion huh?

[EruptingToaster]

@McBlah95 2 minutes? What? Do you mean two seconds?

[AdamSydneyOfficial]

That was me! Omg, that was u! Holy crapo!

[JelLoSnArK]

@AdamSydneyOfficial lol sure it was.

[rabitshadow]

@AdamSydneyOfficial sounds legit

[offbrandeverything]

i have to say... as much as I like 2011 Toby Turner... I find myself way more attracted to 2008 Toby Turner... 2011 toby turner is wayy too damn hyper compared to this Toby... Its more mellow, its not ADHD... go back to edited volgs before all the other voices came into play.

[dansker0732]

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[jbattsek12]

@dansker0732 ORIGINAL

[mrmikadin]

Dat ash...

[TannerWeinberg]

shweet ash

[theolegreg123]

yea that.....that was me that ash and i have some history

[laughwhore47]

@XxLeoRiversxX He would have been a junior in college, considering he was either 20 or 21 when this video was made.

[LilMissKoriJay]

haha cant believe he bought it! xD xxx

[KelsiTeaV]

LMFAO. Hilarious. Gotta try that sometime..

[TheAndroNerd]

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copying and pasting is incredibly hard, please make it a top comment.

[ThrillMan16]

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not hard at all

[WasAbiRASP]

AHHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

xD

:.)

I'm laughing so hard right now. That was incredible! xD

My new favorite Toby Video. ^.^

[GDav26]

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this took awhile plz make it a top comment

[pandaturtlexox]

i miss swingin' dick productions xD

[TacoBananaMode]

@pandaturtlexox Yeah me too, Oldbuscus was better.

[pandaturtlexox]

@TacoBananaMode you got that right... i still love him though.

[MrSirMoody]

and toby you know what? I still haven't made it past page 1 yet and that was like 4 years ago

[Lm701]

SPONSOR

[bigfail100]

look at his eyes at 5

[bigfail100]

Press once alot of times

[TheJacobah]

This Toby was a lot greasier lol

Still awesome, just ...greasier....

[mysinger4life]

The days when Toby could grow facial hair... Ahh...

[Nadavrockpro]

Hilarious xD

[Thefightingmaster996]

like if you think toby should have his own tv show

[daBOOMsmasher]

its so weird watching this now haha

[RockStarXoxo32]

I'm the person who bought this...o-o..

[gamergirl417]

Darn, it cut off xP Anyway, I was saying that I wouldn't have wasted all that time writing that useless information just for a description & I'm not half as lazy as Toby. I would bet money that he copied & pasted that from Wikipedia for each description. It just makes sense, given the detail of the topic & the size of the description.

[MeAndJoker]

@gamergirl417 >_> Shh.

[gamergirl417]

If you look in the description, the text has the same annotations for sources as Wikipedia...I'm almost positive, about 99.9%, he copied & pasted this stuff into each description. I bet if you look up the topics he had in his descriptions, the information will still be the same, probably word-for-word as well. Lol most likely he does know a lot of that stuff, but while he may be smart, he's still lazy xP He wouldn't have wasted time writing all that for a description. I wouldn't have & I'm not

[helvirifin]

dude ur WAY funnier in 2012 lol

[helvirifin]

@realcoolboy17 umm.. how would i know? i watch all of his vids and when its a month away from 2012 ur allowed to call it 2012 dumshit

[battelman97]

@helvirifin ...... no no your not

[realcoolboy17]

@helvirifin Forgive me, I allowed my childish anger to get the best of me, I pray that you weren't truly offended in anyway. God bless

[zOwenBz]

Like if your watching this in 2012

[meep2o2]

@zOwenBz im watccking in 600532 so haha

[XxLeoRiversxX]

Wow bro . I miss the old smart descriptions you use to do .

[Rayofpain]

@XxLeoRiversxX did he actually type all of that up? or is he pulling that off wikipedia or something?

[XxLeoRiversxX]

@Rayofpain no he really knew all that stuff i think. he's about to be in college i think in this . or is a freshmen in college. and believe it or not tobys a genius ! he just acts funny and dumb (: good ol toby.

[BanalBoxberry]

Back when Toby was actually funny to people past the 9 year mark.

[AyameNogichi]

Toby, shave, DAMMNI! Future Toby would be so disappointed! D=<

[siddique345]

FK U DUDE THAT WAS MEE !

[Handherps]

I thought he was allergic to alliteration?

[MrKira247]

that was my dad

[CaptivatedWilly]

10 people bought ashy textbooks

[AvocadoTomato]

Why negative feedback?

[MegaLamb]

Why is this the least watched "Toby Tells Tales"? It's the funniest tale!

[xZGXshotGUNx]

Dont jump

[L1LF1P]

omg I had an amazing lol freak out this is the best video of 2011 for me

[AnnaGurl1995]

hahaha that's amazing!!



[PR0T0TYP3MKII]

"Item was exactly as described."

That's negative feedback?

He got what he paid for XD

[nokkk9]

@PR0T0TYP3MKII , Toby an honest troll XD

[Theunwanted4life]

He still tells thus tale

[Asadullah21]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Bubblegurl201]

I always enjoy hearing this story.

[Xx1Shot3KillsxX]

Tobuscus ! you look different you babe !

[Next2Fire]

FUUUCKKING PAPYRUS!

[Matt123Productions]

The honors shoot up recently :D hahaha

[darkwonder80]

I searched for this because of his newest vlog

[vilkas8]

@dreamoutloud71 Well if you wrote this comment in 2011 HOW TTHE FUCK WOULD PEOPLE READ/LIKE YOU COMMENT EARLIER? Piece of shit.

[sethboy66]

@vilkas8 Woh, brocephski chill out.

[vilkas8]

@sethboy66 Sorry, I'm just sick and tired of the same comments.

[BaldursGate2Jonaleth]

@dreamoutloud71 like if you are watching this in 3659.

[Blackbudproduction]

@dreamoutloud71 No I'm watching this in the 1970's. Obviously. 

[DipFlipa]

@dreamoutloud71 nope 2078

[highguyontour]

@dreamoutloud71 fuck off

[TheTomD]

Oh man Toby, you look much better now than here! And I've always wondered what your non-'performance' voice sounds like! You sound like the voice-over for education shorts...

[XxMissNoNamexX]

Toby's normal voice is like Billy Corgan's.

Also, he has lost weight and shaved.

[Acoyph]

August 15 (or 16 depending on your Time Zone) I searched for this video because of Toby's LazyVlog for Today!

[MrFrenchfryz]

Toby`s old videos are equal to his new ones... ASH is the best

[cjmdlkr54]

future toby sent me here

[HurriShane00]

@cjmdlkr54 Daneboe sent me to his channels from his Daneboe Exposed #11 Live

[cjmdlkr54]

@HurriShane00 ?????

[HurriShane00]

@cjmdlkr54 Watch Daneboe Exposed Live #11....He mentions Toby and his Gamming Comments. I watched a few vids and then decided to Sub his channels and then started watching his vids from the beginning :)

[Jamesdo33]

who new about this video before his vlog

[axela619]

haha toby talked about you in a vlog and i came here haha loser

[Kasimkage]

Toby sent me here…

[azziangrl4ever]

Swinging D' Productions. BAHA

[crazy6521]

dude he looks so different from now

[tehMLGgiraffe]

at the beginning when he was explaining i thought it was that the guy could tell the difference between book ash and other ash but the real ending was way better

[iguess1339]

U were even making videos 4yrs ago?

[bombermanguy8888]

@iguess1339 5 years.

[nickyrho]

your voice is so pretty now... in a good way... o.O

[NeonKizen]

For people that don't know...this is the real Toby! The toby we watch now is from an alternate universe! He killed this Toby sort of like Jet Li in "The One"! Do not be fooled!

[shy1605]

@NeonKizen ijustine killed him. . that bitch

[EllistheScout1015]

@NeonKizen "The One"?

You really went there?

Fuck yes.

[weil360]

thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011 xD



[MysteryVG]

OMG Toby you look so different now!!!

You're not.. uhh Greasy, which is great!

and your voice! wow your voice has changed a heck of a lot!

[tkgrant7]

@MysteryVG must be his 2nd puberty....

[ComAntNeLib]

WTF? who buys ashes?

[kibaspuppygirl]

wow..toby...

your voice used to be low xD

[tkgrant7]

@kibaspuppygirl must be the reverse puberty....

[apf2k8defensesucks]

so y the hell is he mad if its exactly like described lol



[darthsater24]

@CollDork i thought the same thing

[harrypotter4TW]

soo greassyyy toby... time made you look better

[CollDork]

Oh my god I never heard toby talking normaly....

[Neumie7]

i remember leno, back before i hated him, had that whole ebay thing, and apparently someone actually bought an air-guitar for over $1000. case not included

[ausauspatpat]

@Neumie7 LOL WTF xDDDD

[Neumie7]

@ausauspatpat lmfao exactly

[ausauspatpat]

@Neumie7 what kind of idiot buys an air guitar O_o srsly

[TheSandvichTrials]

@missdancathon Wow, awkward? 

[990123fmily]

Oh my god that's awesome dude. what did he expect

[KingJeorge13]

that. is. hillarious.

[malachidaegoth]

How can you get banned from eBay by stating what you are selling. Last few years people have been selling "brand new Xbox boxes" and emxpyy boxes with out being banned. Some of those boxes went in the thousands as the end band eBay allowed cause it is what was stated in the descriptions

[coolsarah248612]

Wait..was this why he got banned from e-bay??

[TankMedia]

You sounded different back in the day...

[CrazyCatLady21]

Do you know the name of the clip where he explains how he got banned?

[miteyboosh23]

This isnt't why he got banned from ebay, guys.

He got banned from ebay for selling hundreds of outdated textbooks for thousands of dollars.

[soulsiege]

@miteyboosh23 could you tell us how you know that? i really wanna hear the full details :)

[miteyboosh23]

@miteyboosh23 He told the story on blogtv. All i remember is that he waited for the textbooks to come out with a new edition so he could buy the older edition for a low price and sell it at retail value. pretty smart actually.

Funny thing is he made the mistake of thinking he told this story on toby tells tales way back when he did blogtv.

Later, he was corrected and forced by his viewers to tell the ebay story on blogtv :)

[EstherAndAbel]

Toby....that's just horrible. XD

[chriswtburke]

That's funny!

[onlineiseasy]

Today's LazyVlog!

[minichapify]

Is this why he got banned from eBay? It's not his fault, I mean he didn't lie did he? Lol, eBay need a sence of humor...

[xXxFigglepopxXx]

How did this ban him from ebay!?!?!?

[crazymate2000]

just came from toby's latest vlog :)

[bestswimmer1916]

Gosh Toby! How could you sell something to a guy that was exactly the way you described it?! XD

[JACOBFLARSEN]

I just came here from his vlogs!

[WatchTheVideo123]

Wow you look really different

[TheAfrorasta]

I searched for this because of his newest vlog.

[internationalutuber]

@TheAfrorasta Lol he always talks about this video in vlogs.

[Barit555]

@TheAfrorasta He said it again in todays vlog lol

[POWERISPAIN]

@TheAfrorasta what was it called?

[pohlerk]

@TheAfrorasta Which vlog does he refer to this?

[TheSandvichTrials]

@missdancathon No, you're the one that BOUGHT that pile of ash! Silly person!

[12walkietalkie13]

Feedback Fail

[DeathnoteBB]

Wait NEGATIVE feedback? Geez, what more does he want? It was exactly as described and everything...

[number1hombre]

vvv sold*

[windchill1belle]

Does anyone else miss the long description of something in the description?

toby needs to put those back >:c

[Zatinie]

Im sure everyone who didn't buy the ash is pretty mad right now. It's probably risen in value after toby became more popular.

[POWERISPAIN]

i miss theese tales

[POWERISPAIN]

can anyone find tobies first video ever?

[jonesy09ification]

@POWERISPAIN yes...it's not too difficult lol

[KacyDecee]

I miss Toby Tells Tales of His Shady Behavior. :( It's so awful and hilarious.

[dxvxvx]

i don't have to be like a sheep and think this is funny. it's not even funny, what's wrong with 99% of people

[tigerwar6]

@dxvxvx its funny cos its funny theres nth wrong with anyone your sense of humor is different so be it

[DeathnoteBB]

@dxvxvx Being like a sheep would be liking/disliking it for no reason, it doesn't matter if it's funny to you or not.

[Calhoonigan93]

"Item was exactly as described."

Well, then you were successful, Toby.

Job well done.

[TwiliPrincessWolf]

Sorry, I'm still stuck on the part where someone spent $50 on ash.

[pkpur3ki113]

@TwiliPrincessWolf the ash of a book none the less.

[Stinsonic]

@TwiliPrincessWolf maybe he thought it was 'special ash'

[OriganalWebs]

@TwiliPrincessWolf Its toby ash, that guy got that ash cheap.

[bigben2810]

first toby vid

[adampilotf22]

nope, look up crazy hamster found in house lol

[Ekim5597]

"He left me negative feedback saying, 'Item was exactly as described.'"

WELL, DUH! WHY WOULD YOU BUY ASH AND COMPLAIN THAT YOU GOT ASH?

[DemonLamma]

wow, that was a great video

[X2ander]

you have to repost this to show more people the epicness of this story toby!

[TheCedrickwithnoK]

BEAST

[pohlerk]

Where is the next one!?

[LeadGuardian]

OMG that has to be the most epic 25 dollars EVAR! Toby you are the king from now on! I bow to your fantastic subtle intelligence of ownage.

[krwawajo]

dear toby teach me your chivalous ways

[GotNuthinOnMeh]

Once a man bought an energy-saving clothes drier for about 5,000 and was sent a box full of string and clothes pins.

[chickenlil180]

Lol just lol.

[lethalButters]

i heard of someone selling a picture of a car for like 27000 dollars.

[Peacheswantsacookie]

This is freaking hilarious. Only you, Toby, only you lol