I Hate College (Asher Roth "I Love College" Parody)

[alexperryst]

your wack hahaha

[headstrong440]

adderall and coffee hahaha

[eynott12]

So cute!

[LBC6893]

Wow man u fucking suck at everything you try

[maddifaye]

@LBC6893 you know, you probably cant even get into college so y is everyone like that... o u suck... event the lil thinngs r abuse!

[tenetyc10]

hey if u guys like this then u should DEF check out this new cover song called "We Run College" its dope

[jokeryo2]

@grozz98 you're right, it does depend on what "collage" you go to

[93DimplesPretty]

Lol cute Iike its funny fucj the haters they gon hate :)

[grozz98]

People saying that collage sucks it depends on what collage you go to

[sketchytravis]

haha went to one test for my early class not still drunk from the night before... i got a 7 out of i think 25... i was buzzin from the night before when i got it back, when i went drunk i got 87,79 and 85, and 67%, and i didnt open my books this semester... and i have at least a 3.0

[MANIMALresistance]

Haha where is the part where you failed because you went to the party?! Just kidding. I liked this though.

[gofurselfalot]

why did he say i wish i had been there. i wish i'd made it sounds so much better it isn't hard to rhyme.......... effort please.

[gofurselfalot]

instead i wish i had been there wouldn't i wish i'd mage it make a better rime and go with the original better just saying this guy sucks at rhyming

[mboromboroone]

The song was unpleasant but I give u a big C+ for effort. go n study homeboy, we got a recession, keep saying that shit, u will take my spot on the block, am a bum right now.

[soufwesthoustontx]

I love this!! LOL. This is the truth. College sucks and it's not what its cracked up to be!

[blahblahblahman]

3:00 WHITE PEOPLE DANCING YEAH!!!

[goldenboi24k]

Not alot of girls at this school...........

[originsofabby]

@goldenboi24k just not with him i guess..

[TheGtcompe]

WTF IS THIS shIT

[yowee1234]

Great parody. This is what it's actually like.... for the people that actually care about their grades and graduating. The Asher Roths usually don't make it through college, or if they do, don't have many job opportunities available because they scraped by on Cs and Ds.

[TheHightower92]

@yowee1234 some of us get low grades because we have to take subjects we hate and have difficulty in...not because we were asher roth douchebags

[kellygal99]

they already have an i hate college song...

[MooWooCartoons]

Awesome parody! Sucks that college is expensive, otherwise you could have hired a sound board and made audio better :)

[WtfBoomKed]

sick lyrics but should have a stero or what ever it is called

[gogriz32]

This is just painful to watch...thumbs up if you agree!

[ILoveCollege01]

look at my name, this offends me motherfucker

[TheJerkinGroup]

stop hatin

[PursuitsOfxHappiness]

Hahaha sticky notes on the light

[cameramaster41]

check out a real remix- search i hate college sam adams

[RedKebab]

your indian, u dont need to study

[rudyuhde15]

the girls there are still hotter than at hanover..

[Fridgebrother]

@rudyuhde15 do you mean hannover?

[rudyuhde15]

@Fridgebrother nah brah. hanover college in indiana. it seriously is the ugliest campus in america. we probably have 10 babes total under the weight of 200

[Fridgebrother]

@rudyuhde15 thats sad :/

[ProfessorWonder]

What about us engineers?

[alkaline34lyf]

Ha ha I think this is what we all go thru... Study your ass off but know when to say fuck it :)

[667985]

TERRIBLE RHYMING

[MartianMovies1]

interesting....get someone else to rap it and it could be decent i understand its a joke tho so props lol

[taronga6]

good song (Y) 

[10koolgirl]

Wow

[Vbabyxo]

love this <3

[centrifuge1789]

you're so cute.

and i hear ya. i'm a soc major but i can understand your experience

[OARfanatic]

aw is this rly what college will be like?

[tearsofblood88]

u did a good job with the video don't get me wrong but it does not line up with the beat like the words don't really flow with the beat

[GhettoNudel1]

die kleine kinder überfahren

[XXJump3r]

Ich mag Züge...

[GhettoNudel1]

MANN ist das ein SCHEIß

Junge geh nach hause und besorg dir SKILLS

[lemonade2424]

this is TERRIBLE

[aseelnuman]

empty cups lol

[badunkers]

hes so right!

[mllenathalie]

54 people are going to be losers at life because all they did in college was get STDs, get hungover, and fail their classes.

[tearsofblood88]

he is so right hahahah

[Jessaaaa13]

LOVE IT! Oh So True!!

[jot0ub]

@strong86491 how? dis isnt a official song.. and it isnt even popular.

[JellyRollsFTW]

his voice cracked 43809284908432 times

[omjicantthinkofaname]

i hate papers too and NEVER buy books from the student bookstore and he forgot to say that when you take a shower take your room key becuase your roomate might just feel like leaving you locked out of your room in only your towel

[iloveannie99]

what a lame ass loser group in the background... i see why you hate college

[threedayssober]

yeah this song is fucking awful and barely rhymes. the flow is god awful.

[Zavfir73]

this would be damn awesome if it is fast-paced. anyway good one! :D

[DboynNoah]

go back to isreal lol

[josedefaria]

@DboynNoah Venezuela actually.

[peacegirllover]

@DboynNoah how do put an lol at the end of that you fucken racist

[jawbreaker480]

@DboynNoah *Mexico

[bicheish]

how'd u find the time to make this video?

[coverkingz]

lyrics were good but dude get better at rapping

[GoochiePooch]

this kinda sucks...

[xsurfxwavexD2]

Whoever made this is a piece of shit and has no life other than fucking himself.

[josedefaria]

@xsurfxwavexD2 Thanks Surf Wave! Thing was, I actually attempted to flush this piece of shit down the toilet, however, my toilet was clogged from trying to flush your worthless ass down, so I decided to post it here instead.

Once you manage to get your pathetic life out of my toilet, I will gladly put my videos in the toilet where they belong!

Thanks! Like us on facebook! "No Way Jose Media"

[jassell09]

@josedefaria great comeback

[Fridgebrother]

@josedefaria dude your just awesome :)

[mrcopper911]

@xsurfxwavexD2 true!

[Corayful]

LOL

[McG0025]

note to self don't major in any shit relating to science or math

[FBM686]

sick bro

[Bruins851]

TIGHT

STAY INSIDE TO TAKE MY FULL RIDE

[pieisgood131313]

u stink asher is better than this!!!

[HopelessInLife1990]

Can't agree more. Chemistry, Engineering, Physics, Mathematics. The College Curriculum of torture.

[migmasterrox]

lmao life of pre-med / engineering student

[scoutdogg]

flow is awful but its so funny it doesnt even matter

[caseypotinrs]

poppin odaral and drink coffeen LOL! love it

[willydubs3]

there was nothing in those cups

[PCGamerTech]

This is awesome!

[Dopeboi3]

i love the lyrics but tha flow was slow and too off beat

[mariahdunn]

hahahaaa!! i love it!

[Multi69s]

Ray Ramano????????

[bernsteinator3]

URI!

[Arsenal21]

I hate physics too!

[nossdog09]

hahaha this kids flow is so bad but i like this song its mad funny good job dude

[ShaMRockKz]

College > High school

[Kickbuttprincess85]

this is funny!

[stixandbones11]

this is garbage

[TheTrigoBrociety]

So, I was about to rip on you for being a total douche until the little bit at the end. The rapping was pretty sad but props for putting it up for 122,000+ people to see. And to all the people below commenting on how hard it is to party and still succeed, you must either be pretty fucking dumb or go to a very prestigious school... I'm going to guess the former.

[BluUniverse]

Why not just skip college and party every day......

[Alphagurl18]

fucking song tells the truth college is a bitch . all i do is study i dont party

[vce50001]

love it man

[ddnycc]

worst party ever.

[huyup123456]

LOL

[Eazy2Remember]

nooooo flow at all....

[tbabcock2009]

I love college architecture remix is better

look it up on my page

[frankdip89]

lmao!!

[blackmesa10]

nice

[DarkCloudPhenom88]

All school sucks get used to it. Nice vid.

[kangol12323]

pussssy assss....i hate college but i love to party....sam adams buck

[oysterss16]

WOW. this guy likes little boys. wat a fag

[duffman1471]

wow this is a fuckin nerd!!!

[steinkamp2222]

Meteorology.

[peterkizz]

haha. im a full time student. i have a 3.5 G.P.A.

and i drink and go out 3-4 times a week. and i work a part time job. I LOVE COLLEGE.

[Esose]

ok whats your major?

[peterkizz]

I'm in Culinary Administration. 3rd year.

at least a 3.5 G.P.A all three years..

[rdh0924]

@peterkizz where you go?

[peterkizz]

Canadore College

[steinkamp2222]

i mean yeah there are a bunch of people that only take a couple of classes. my friend is actually only take 12 credit hours next quarter while im taking 18 next quarter and 19 this quarter. i ahve been in the library the past 3 nights for over 8 hours each night and 14 hours on sunday. you cant mess around during the week. but 2 days a week to relax is not going to make you drop out

[Vestibowl]

This video is beyond true, if your partying in college then your probably there for one or two courses and you really have no intention of finishing quickly, maybe by age 30 if your lucky lol

[kangol12323]

@Vestibowl not true...just gotta keep ur shit together

[Vestibowl]

Taking two classes and receiving a 3.8 or 3.9 is nothing. Of course your gonna get a high GPA, your only taking two classes. For the full time students who also have to hold a job your lucky to get a 3.5 if you work your ass off extra hard. I'm talking 6 or 7 courses and at some uni's you even need an administrative approval to be able to take more than 20+ units anyway.

[ISubscribeToYou3]

u went off beat but it was ok........"u better hope u make or u re-take it"...i know all about that

[tmccas64]

i'm embarrassed for you

[hiphophero313]

If you like Asher Or Eminem, then look up Wes Freeman, he's good too

[Gamefreke89]

Decent lyrics, poor delivery.

[skyymx]

wow this is probly ...nvm..this just sucks

[turndown2]

i know people who drink all day every day, and pull 3.8s.

dont believe me? well thats your own fault. not to mention the same guys are air force rotc and active in at least one organization.

if you cant time manage, you will fail out. if you are like gorillaz you are probably a retard and cant figure out how to party/get shit done

[Wasiferous]

APPARENTLY ITS ALL TIME MANAGEMENT

[steinkamp2222]

no deff. not lying. maybe all the partiers you knew didnt know how to time management. its not that hard. most partiers go to school and major in a something really easy and blow it off. i dont

[steinkamp2222]

i agree with russ.

im pulling a 3.9 as well with all calc and physics classes. and i party on the weekends and involved in a club and a sports team.

so yeah. its time management. the ones who drop out are the ones who dont know how to do that

[Gorillazfreak18]

Liar.

[putango123]

omaga i hate college, sure the parties are tight, but the work sucks. Plus i could still go to other parties even if i didnt go to college. So yea COLLEGE FUCKING SUCKS!!!!

[ScryerFinalFantasyXI]

Sorry I can't STAND your voice... XDDD

[ChipHitler3000]

You are SaD GorillazFreak. Go S a D

[cannibrownie]

i went 2 college just 2 party.....

but i was only there 4 a few semesters lol but it was worth it

[Gorillazfreak18]

That is understandable, partiers drop out quickly.

[Miroku6510]

Basically. My first year of college, and I tried to study and do my work... but I also partied. I didn't drop out, but I was put on academic probation. Luckily for me, I was able to pull it together before I had to drop out. Now, partying is barely a foreign word to me.

This song hits the nail on the head. I wrote my own parody for this song, and a lot of the lines are nearly identical.

[Gorillazfreak18]

lol yeah but it's impossible to party every weekend and still pass, not to mention pull through with 15-20 hours of work a week.

[Miroku6510]

Too true.

[Gorillazfreak18]

Yeah..most people I know who party every weekend are my friends who did NOT go to college lol.

Dumb stereotype.

[bLLhog08]

hahahahaha fucking hilarious.

[Gorillazfreak18]

I have a few things to say about the haters of this video.

First of all, there are parties everywhere: In college, out of college, any age. Here is the catch: do you want to graduate or fail? Party every week, you fail. Simpl as that. possedbyaclown is a liar, he doesn't party, he probably doesn't even go to college.

Which brings me to my next point: The haters on this page are most likely high school morons who know nothin about college.

[russruss1234]

@Gorillazfreak18 I party every fucking weekend and pull a 3.9.

Weekends are literally 2 nights a week. You have 5 other nights/days to do ALL your work. I am also very active in 3 clubs. So fuck you. It's called time management.

[Gorillazfreak18]

You get a load of homework over the weekend.

I honestly don't believe you at all.

[Montana18100]

I agree with gorillaz you're lying.

every partier i know has either dropped out or failing.

[russruss1234]

I forgot to mention that school comes very easily to me. I can usually just read the assigned chapters a day or two before the test and ace it. I'm not lying, it's a talent to retain a lot of information in a short period of time. There are PLENTY of talents that I don't have.

But trust me, it is possible to party and maintain a high GPA. It's mindset that does people in. If you have the mindset that partying is the only thing in college. Obviously you won't do your work. I do both.

[dnon75]

The fact that you took the time to write all this tells me that this is a complete lie.

[ref36guy]

i mean, where do u go to school...

[russruss1234]

@ref36guy I go to a school listed between 30-40 on the US. News and World Reports top 100 American Universities.

[levidapyro]

School is all about memorization skills. If you have them you will do great if you don't then you're fucked. I don't think it's fair for the people who aren't good at memorizing but hey that's life.

[ryokossei]

@levidapyro d00d - school is about learning skills. I can't "memorize" worth a damn, but I can learn pretty well, and since it's more implicit than memorization it's a lot easier..... I think most people just don't put forward the effort...

[skamish]

this is seriously the best song no joke. lol

[jlvfluffy100]

white ppl wow ull r homos

[Travi94]

no their not

[grgemclr1992]

haha good job

[ettugma]

this is what it's like for us science/engineering majors...

[TheHashBot]

so true :\ fuck college

[caqefiqhter]

this guys some kinda faggit indan in the teppe

[Zacknetzer]

go to asu and u be partyin, and this kids a fag

[Gorillazfreak18]

Who said you can't party? You can...but you'll flunk out, because you aren't doing your homework or studying.

This guy is RIGHT!

[TehNoobinShow]

Yeah...I'm going to UTI...No parties....Not even any Dorms. Oh well. I'm going to be making $200,000/year (My uncle already has a job for me) as you're all making $35000 a year being the manager of Wal Mart.

[crzycrazycarl]

@TehNoobinShow Good luck making 200000 a year, unless of course you are planning on being a master tech at a ferrari dealership

[TehNoobinShow]

I'm going to be a diesel tech, that's an easy 200k a year.

[virusmonster]

nigger

[TehNoobinShow]

I'm not black.

[BosCelts34]

is this university of rhode island cuz i played a basketball tournament there and those dorms look exactly the same as the dorms i stayed in there

[josedefaria]

yep

[lennonke]

I thought this was really cute. I'm glad somebody actually talked about college as it is instead of all the glamorous parties that happen once a year. Keep it up guys.

[ryeskater2]

i know there are alot of hates on this video but.. honestly if you guys hate it so much why did you continue to watch.. just x out.. hey guys, i like it not a ten out of ten but its alright

[possesedbyaclown]

you guys are honestly fucking retarted. party schools aren't for dumbasses. I go to University of Illinois and if you know, it's hard as hell to get in. you can't just walk in with average grades. But yet, it remains a huge party school. I still study and keep my grades up and am trying to receive a premed degree. But I also party alot. Get your shit straight. These dudes r nerds who need to get their dick licked and have a shot.

[Gorillazfreak18]

There are parties at every college but the people who party a lot don't get good grades.

And I don 't believe you party a lot and get good grades, so quit lying. It is a well known FACT your partiers are your worst students...fucking liar.

[ctpr5]

your a herb leave i hate college to sam adams

[BenDeFelice5]

this dude blows ...sam adams aka. wiz is way better

[jcama24451]

people who go to party schools learn 1 thing that no academic college can teach: how to be social. So while you nerds are out there working by yourselves, we're out networking. Plus, you're probably ugly and never get laid or invited to parties, that is why ur soo uptight and pissed off at the kids who went to a party school. You're jealous that you will never get to experience all the fun

[darkraider47]

lol gl with life is all i have to say buddy

[jcama24451]

My life is awesome. My college life was awesome. Good luck working your shitty 9-5 job that you don't like but you have to work cause that's all you know how to do cause you dedicated your whole life to 1 subject, never had fun, and you'll end up on your deathbed alone cause no one loves you

[darkraider47]

oooooooook renaissance man

[MangoLover21]

Ahh I love this, I really hope I'm not going to take Uni as seriously as you seem to be though, college is enough work for me. I'm actually going to have fun at Uni, you should try it sometime?

[Ferrizale12]

Lmao

[maneakman0202]

sam adams killed it. you should take some notes

[619R3YBOY]

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[TheCaseyLife]

on facebook he told me hes coming out with a new audio in a few weeks

[djjoshsnowden]

This is more like what my college life is like at UMich lmao.