If the New Testament is supposedly an accurate eyewitness account than why don't we know the exact dates of Jesus' death or birthday? Did they forget to look at a calendar?
Perhaps Jesus could show us his audacious party-pooping trick, whereby with the gentle wave of his right hand a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon is magically transformed into a bottle of Perrier?
The belief that everyone is christian, and that because they dont belive in Gay Gandalf the black wizard and his fireballs that create Millions of universes, that they are evil and cant think for themselfs, even though atheists quote thousands of christians and use there words, which shows they cant think for themselfs.
this was pretty Good
jessejmorris2nd 1 year ago
If the New Testament is supposedly an accurate eyewitness account than why don't we know the exact dates of Jesus' death or birthday? Did they forget to look at a calendar?
Celticking36 2 years ago
Sweet.
sanjuacharya 2 years ago
this is a joke right?
ABONESR 2 years ago
Perhaps Jesus could show us his audacious party-pooping trick, whereby with the gentle wave of his right hand a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon is magically transformed into a bottle of Perrier?
SmotherTeresa 2 years ago
Atheism:
The belief that everyone is christian, and that because they dont belive in Gay Gandalf the black wizard and his fireballs that create Millions of universes, that they are evil and cant think for themselfs, even though atheists quote thousands of christians and use there words, which shows they cant think for themselfs.
Thewholeuniveresun 2 years ago
i LOVE THIS.lll
sanjuacharya 2 years ago
@Thewholeuniveresun I remember my first acid trip.
hercarebear2 4 months ago