Gianpiero Moretti Tribute, Audi Traffic Assist, John Hopkins cuts off his finger, & CoW!

[peatkitt]

DAMN YOU HEAT! Should make an FLD tshirt with that on it.

[000eMan000]

Everybody needs to stop trippin if Derek D said TGA instead of TJA. Its just a little mistake, and I bet none of you can do the job as good as Derek. 

[sobiddya]

TGA or TJA?

[TDUguy]

what are you doing for 1500 episodes? nurburgring episode was good, but i think you should be allowed a better car than a c4 picasso diesel...

[dietercabral]

mmm... next tuesday please feature whoever did the math on Gianpiero's age, epic fail

[cologist]

jam is spelled with a "g"

P.S I am not trying to be mean I love your show I just want to be CTW! XD

[UnitardedBallsLive]

What car does Derek D drive?

[exoticcarlvr22]

@UnitardedBallsLive Black on black Volkswagen CC. I like it.

[0cBROOKLYNc0]

@UnitardedBallsLive chevy comat something sedan 

[sandislo]

shirt stuff epix hehehe

[mtktm]

How come no one even mentioned that Professional Motorcycle Racer Hiromi Sakai Died in Accident on monday?

[Vongue81]

How is Traffic Jam Assistant "TGA"?! I don't get it.

And actually having such an assistant would be nice: not having to hold your foot ever too lightly on top of the throttle or stepping on the brake all the time or switching from D to N and back all the time. Just saying.

[TheHelder1976]

I wanna be the commenter of the week, i just dont know what week.

[ninjalucasan]

I think I would fall asleep

[SilentDawn]

At 5:25, it wasn't a YouTube error. It was all of the FailBoats circling the drain at once into your sucking vortex of fail with your green shirt totally not matching the Kelly green backdrop...Fail...with both attire choices,

[colenbrak]

SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME @ 5:25

[colenbrak]

remember all of those useless videos they cranked out in order to maximize cash while simultaneously not showing content of their own in playlist form? yeah , that's why.

[oskemosh]

last time i checked, 2012-1940 isnt 67... just throwing it out there.....

[admoreno35]

Love the Show DD. i have been watching your show since it was in the 300s in episodes and cant recall missing an episode since. i enjoy the way you deliver car news with a spunk of HUMOR! keep it up FDL

[WAKEUPshift111]

FUCK THE POLICE!

[RetroGamerr1991]

Jesus Christ!!! Change the name of the channel to EarRapeDaily. I mean if you guys have no clue how to equalize audio, then don't even try.

[callsikhurity25]

@RetroGamerr1991 don't listen to the show....no ones forcing you

[RetroGamerr1991]

@callsikhurity25 Are you serious. First off to even hear the fucking thing you need to turn your speakers up all the way and then you get blasted in the ear by static at 5:25 . This is the third time in a row this shit happened.

[callsikhurity25]

@RetroGamerr1991 if it bothers you so much why do you keep coming back and watching the show? maybe the FLD crew has realized this and are trying to work on it the best they can. what kind of idiot are you....quick question; if you burn your hand on the stove, does that mean you should keep touching it 'till your hand stops getting burned? thats basically what your doing. don't complain and keep living with your complaints unresolved, offer advice to fix the problem you lil pussy

[RetroGamerr1991]

@callsikhurity25

1. Because I enjoy the show and this is a recent problem that I didn't expect to run into 3 times in a row.

2. How is like burning my hand on the stove? I had no clue this problem would continue to happen.

3. Stop trying to be an internet tough guy.

[RetroGamerr1991]

@callsikhurity25 oh and

4. Blocked......

[tvr614]

When you were speeding, did you shout: "Finna come thoo LIKE A BAWS!!!!"????

[hunke123]

1940 - 2012 = 67 years?

are you kidding me?

[callsikhurity25]

@hunke123 damn bro you can do math, Congratulations!!!! you ever make a mistake before? chill out douchebag

[sindhwani93]

@hunke123 are u a math teacher?? teach me some

[muistje3]

1300th video like a BAWS. Keep it coming FLD!!

[31337HARLAN]

Oh. Hell yea goPro on that rc car!

[31337HARLAN]

How bout them giants.  :]

[EverybodyLovesEthan]

Haha @6:42 Ralph Wiggum

[DocHavoc0512]

I hate when you know that something is wrong but you still check just in case because the person who said it sounded so confident. He was 71 years old when he passed, born March 20th 1940 and passed Jan 14th 2012 not 67

[tbok75]

I miss the long version of the commenter/week jingle... maybe do it for us again. just for shits and giggles.

[00corin00]

HELLO FLD!!!

[jdichter]

This weeks dumbass is... The person who thinks 1940 - 2012 = 67 years old, Derek.  Oh and wear your f***ing seatbelt! Really are you that retarded? And don't give us the excuse that you can't wear one because you're only 3 feet tall Seriously, WTF?

[veyronman]

@jdichter he was wearing his seatbelt, if you'd read the annotation....

[countach27]

You didn't wear a seatbelt? Do you want to die? For all I know you're the FLD douchebag of the week.

[JL3Wind]

@countach27 you somehow missed that annotation in the middle of the screen explaining it?

[countach27]

@JL3Wind Probably, I was too focused on admiring Derek's appearance (no joke, all homo)

[CoreyCross2]

@A425D7 lol i see how it is. my pops just bought one. thats why i said that. they're amazing.. i could die in the backseat. haha its like a portable heaven on earth, lol

[c3vzn]

Hey Derek, awesome to see you keeping it fresh on FLD 5 days a week again. Just wanted to know if you'll be covering any of the US auto shows again or is that reserved for Drive now. Seeing you running around so pumped amongst the drones is always a highlight of the coverage!

[c3vzn]

FLD fails at math

[XSHADE44]

Merc already had that traffic thing, distronic something... Its always the Audi-s, I call bias.

[MRRY0703]

So, did you get a ticket even though you were wearing your seatbelt, or are you a dumb ass, New Jersian, and were not wearing your seat belt.

[karolruc]

2012-1940=72 years old

[nyz83]

Traffic Jam Assistance = TGA??? lol

[jinjino98]

where is the cow?

[MrDerxX]

@jinjino98 it's not it's comment of week

[kewl10mac]

Ah my freakin ears! @ 5:25

[DrunkenMonkeyQangas]

@kewl10mac Damn that scared the shit out of me O.O

[TheSpeedo666]

@kewl10mac and i was wearing headphones :(

[thehayden8]

Regarding the awful static noise, could you guys give us a little five second or so warning before the sound instead of saying that you're sorry right afterwards. It would give us time to turn down the volume or at least brace ourselves.

[disturbed1777]

That static just scared the shit out of me

[spress97]

You may get more views if you put something in the cup......

[whiteandnerdytuba]

doesnt mercedes s class already do that? it already goes to a complete stop, why cant it just stop and go and stop

[floreacalincom]

pout a little gain in the audio dudes, the rest is perfect, derek d is a boss:))

[erodf1]

I know what time it is Derek......Time for you to finish the set already!!LOL

[SiRHumpAlot924]

I love the ass hats that love to rubb in other peoples mess ups, just sayen. ZR1 IS KING!

[GuoxJason]

Green shirt, so you'll have a floating head! :D

[fetusness]

lol just got a ticket for doing 88 in a 65, i have 8 hours of traffic school on saturday and a $500 fine, no bueno. lesson: dont speed cuz you have to get lucky every time you do it, and a cop only has to get lucky once and catch you

[brianvo725]

good idea audi....but rich people dont wait in traffic. they have 3 days week ends and walk into work after 10am, jack around and have 3 hour lunches and come back smelling like scotch and then hit on their nurses/secretaries until its time for dinner at the supper club. i dont usually see $100k+ cars in bumper to bumper traffic. its a special thing only we ,the 99%, get to deal with. lucky us. cheers

[JL3Wind]

@brianvo725 Hmm, that's weird.... I know plenty of rich people and the all work their asses off, through the weekends and through the whole summer. They are stressed beyond belief and I'm so happy that my life isn't like that! I'm sure you're correct in some cases though, I can't speak for every rich person out there!

[TheVvinn3r]

Drive slower for Public Safety

[anthonychan3]

i agree with u Derek D,who would go under the speed limit when your in a rush, fk the cops. FLD FTW !!!

[simonscowen1]

enjoying FLD all the way to the bridge! Keep it going boys, great show, would cut my sons finger off like hopkins to keep this Sh** goin onn and onnn!!!

[simonscowen1]

@simonscowen1 :oP



[WiZdOm17]

did anyone else notice the "TGA" - Traffic "J"am assistant error?...

Sorry Derek... This is the first I've called you out. I won't do it again, I promise...

:D

[dickcheese663]

damn that static, i pooped a little

[Bilaltq]

I don't know about anyone else, but the idea of adaptive cruise control in traffic just seems really awkward to me. I'm sure after initial growing pains, it'll work amazingly. But just the mere idea of something ELSE controlling your cars movement around a lot of other solid, moving objects.... I can't trust my car that much.

[sjk471]

and now... I'm deaf...

[ambee514]

Derek I think you got off pretty good with that ticket, 41 in a 25 is high enough that your insurance would likely go up. you should lay off the cop for giving you the seat belt ticket. He was just trying to bring in some revenue for the department, I mean... keep the roads safe...

[Malikarcanum]

this was a rough episode.

[Mawillis30]

How does 1940-2012 add up to him being 67? You do the math. It doesn't

[MetalObsession]

@Mawillis30 It's Jersey math.

[grenmastermike]

I think this may be my first FLD comment ever, but it definitely won't be my last. I've watched Top Gear since I moved to Europe, and I have been filling in the time between seasons with FLD. To be honest, I appreciate how consistant you are and I am starting to be more excited about new episodes of FLD than I am about new episodes of Top Gear. Keep it up Derek D, you have my seal of approval, if that means anything. Oh and by the way keep rocking the V-necks I support the hipstery styles.

[residentapple]

What the hell was that sound at 5:25

[demander11]

5:25 You've been warned

[CoreyCross2]

@A425D7 s550(;

[A425D7]

@CoreyCross2 i'm not that rich :)

[m4ck408]

Why did i decide to buy HD headphones last week..

[CoreyCross2]

Derek D. i think the COTW meant like a green shirt, for the greenscreen so you'd be like a floating head xD but what do i know?! i just love the show no matter what :D

[mcg22cc]

fld... please don't report on motorcycle racing... if you wish to do so, please bring leo back... thanks

[A425D7]

hey fld and fld nation i'm lost between two cars should i have the mercedes E350 AMG coupe or lexus GS460 ??

[grenmastermike]

@A425D7 if you want a knock-off mercedes get the lexus, if you want a mercedes, get the mercedes. the mercedes engine sounds better too. oh and if you do buy the lexus and you see someone else driving the merc, how would you feel?

[stellaspeed10]

So FLD is talking about bikes now... WoW take it that bikes are the new cool things now... TOOLS!

[12gaugebleachdrinker]

Derek, I'm pretty sure most of us can move forward 4 feet at 5mph with no hands. I think you mean "no feet."

[CoreyCross2]

nobody goes 25 in a 25.... psshhhh you see me cruisin at about 70 in a 25 (;

[custshop]

Just slow down. U were probably in a school zone or something, ya D-bag. haha jk

[101RealTalker]

quit talking about football, its so boring

[jackbardsley]

holy fuck, i was wearing headphones!!!

[igotnolyfe]

Cops should be stoping crimes not being useless speed enforcement

[ziggyzedly]

@igotnolyfe Speeding is a CRIME!

[igotnolyfe]

@ziggyzedly so your saying speeding is equivalent to murder 

[ziggyzedly]

@igotnolyfe If you want to use that logic re speeding, then yes it can result in horrific injurys or the deaths of innocent people. Must be a reason why that speed limit was in place eg high volume of pedestrian traffic, so the faster DD was going over the speed limit the longer it would take to stop if someone stepped out infront of him (they should be looking!)

If people start saying it's only speeding by a little, then what other things that are against the law would people start to bend?

[igotnolyfe]

@ziggyzedly injures or deaths will happen as long as woman are allowed to drive lol

[TheDirtyGoatee]

The Giant's sideline is nothing more than a big, raw, blow job festival. Besides, NFL is lame anyhow. Bunch of overpaid cry babies. College football. At least they don't cry about being paid (I'm a Miami Hurricane fan so yes, we get paid).

[ShizoluckyShizostar]

IAN!!!! WHY ARE MY EARS BLEEDING?

[MnyMrk]

@2:34 .. hey Derek wouldn't 'Traffic Jam Assistant' be abbreviated TJA instead of TGA?

[comedicd]

@MnyMrk yeah dude, it was just one of those days, i'm sorry haha

-Derek D.

[BigggRice]

Niners

[EliteGuard01]

New studio kinda sucks. Heater problems, echo problems, and recently, spontaneous obnoxiously loud sound problems in the videos. WTF. Why did you guys have to move again anyway? Seems like more problems than its worth. Loose the plant, or get a fake one so it doesn't die on you. The Desk is cool but the Plant is overkill.

[Desmaad]

This John Hopkins guy, sounds nuts.

[Wavehogger]

Going to add to what everyone else is saying Derek. He cuts you a break so you won't get points/surcharge and you just have to pay a seatbelt ticket. You proceed to think it's cool to disrespect him and throw the ticket on the floor? As funny as you can be, I hope he hides out and nails your ass next time.

[lionclaw78]

thanks for killing my ears fld!

[rxforlife05]

Derek D. You are my favorite personality on FLD/Drive, but I am going to have to call you out on this ticket. First off, you broke the law, plain and simple. I hate 25mph zones just like anyone else, but you were speeding. The cop had every right to pull you over. Then he does you a favor and gives you a seatbelt ticket, instead of citing you for going over 16mph. I don't know about your area but here a seatbelt ticket its like 25 bucks verses the 150 for going 16 over. You sir are the douche.

[comedicd]

@rxforlife05 nah dude, the cop was being an asshole...and a seatbelt ticket is way over $25 in jersey

[rxforlife05]

@comedicd It maybe way over 25 in NJ, but I'm pretty sure it is less than what it would cost for going 16mph over the speed limit. That was the point I was making. Not to mention a seat belt ticket wont add points to his record, thus not raising his insurance. A speeding ticket would do just that. The cop cut Derek a break.

[comedicd]

@rxforlife05 I am Derek :)

[rxforlife05]

@comedicd

Cool man, like I said earlier, I respect you work, and I'm a huge FLD/Drive fan, I just think calling the cop a douche was a little too much. He did cut you a break and he was just merely doing his job. I guess I took some offense to it, cause I read stories all the time how people call cops out and call them names, because they broke the law and got caught. Anyway, it did suck, but hey, life does that sometimes. I made my point and I'm done ranting.

[SpeedbeetleV2]

I got a ticket for going 39 in a 25... at 2am in fucking MONTANA. The only cop in the whole damn state saw me at 2am...

[ammoniha]

you should have like green shirt monday

[SickK8GSXR600]

5:23

[GMastrokostas]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay the french red porn like decor is back !!! ^_^

[3DGEM3]

UGGH I want that audi traffic cruise control! I hate driving my m3 manual in traffic!

[keyandnut]

LOL " hey dude cheack it out, no hands XD"

[ddiimmee]

what a tease

just lose the desk already

[MrTGUK]

Derek, 1940-2012 is not 67 years old... it is 72. Good math.

[Jigzaw0505]

dude there is a mad noise ,wen u change shirts back..might wanna check it out, shit nearly blowed up my ear, 5:24

[chrisblued4]

the static hurt me ears :( why DD, WHY!

[stickdiggler]

with the audi traffic assist you could get ready more easily in your car while driving there

[HectorRamirezSkates]

sometimes i throw up

[minicooperfan16]

John Hopkins is forever going to be flashing the shocker sign.

[august0423]

How does 2012-1940= 67 years old? That's 72 years. I would understand one year, but to be off by 5? 'cmon FLD

[PlAyA2853]

@august0423 count up to 2012 ya douche

[august0423]

@PlAyA2853 You must be a fucking retard. Even if you count up from 1940 to 2012 you don't get 67 years, dumbass. 1940 up to 2000= 60 years, now here's where it gets interesting, pay attention. 2000 up to 2012 is 12 years. We previously stated that 1940 to 2000 is 60 years, so when you add 12 years, how do you get 67, and not 72? Please, I'm eager to listen to your dumbass.

[PlAyA2853]

@august0423 i never said that it equled 67 i was trying to say it was 72 but since you were to eager to hate on someone on the internet, i might have made a mistake when making the comment but thank you for trying to be a complete douche hiding behind your little keyboard

[touge242]

I seriously hate when people bitch about speeding tickets. The speed limit was posted? You were speeding? a cop did his job by giving you a ticket? Then shut the fuck up and pay your fucking ticket for being unable to follow the posted fucking speed limit.

Now if you think the limit is to low, take that up with the city council.

[TheBomiheko]

How about this people! Start a mass petition to raise speed limits. You have the right to vote, you voted the people in, now it's time for them to represent you. Write letters demanding speeds get raised. But then, we should do that later, SOPA needs to be stopped first.

[chanmaung]

yeah.. you going through that surgery 

[sentrakidsr20]

If you were driving in a mid 90's GM car you wouldn't have gotten that ticket because most of those cars have the auto slide track seat belt system...get a 1992 Saturn, problem solved.

[campbell031093]

hey fld do you guys pick the commenter of their of the week only in america or world wide im just wondering thats all dude to all the postage and packaging cost? not because i haven't won before!! i just want a t-shirt :(

[rollingparkinglot]

11 youtubers dont like green

[i500x]

poor editing for the lose (static noise)

[lgreen5]

MOMO had eyes that make him look like "puss and boots"

[MaxPayne19146]

GO HOME!! AHAHAHAhHAHahaHaHHAa

[src248]

Strapping a GoPro to that RC car was a total win

[skuz34]

can you guys figure out your volume issues, the intro and outro are at a decent level but then during the show i have to crank my volume to full, drive is the same way, please fix it cause im tired of jumping out of my chair every time you transition, much appreciated.

[IndentV]

where did the jf voice go? this is audi news, come on..

[GTRSv]

holy shit!! i got a 41 in a 25 a couple months ago!! I feel totally cool and special right now!! bawse!

[kastrishis]

where are the volley beach girls at the background

[heyedmond]

The hell is with the shocker fld. My ear hurts. I hope your balls grow spikes, DerekD.

[tunafich]

ok thank you FLD. i am now bleeding out of my ears

[Kritsos23]

Think I had a heart attack... :/

[skyboom64]

i had my middle finger cut off for the same reason. i fell off my bike and my girlfriend dumped me.

[Nastypsychoboy]

Yo Derek Douche, yup this is going to be hatin, why the fuck are u whining like a little biatche, don't fucking speed in a built up area ass hat, u should just be greatful he didn't give u points. And do u know how long I've been waiting for u to wear a green t shirt and be a floating head?! And u fucked it up thanks a bunch

[gowrishan]

hey it sounds like you guys need an audio intern. I have a masters w/ a sound eng. major, but I doubt you guys could fly over an australian and organise working visa, accomodation etc :(

[kruszczu]

had an epiphany: DD is alot like joey from friends!

[Reiberle]

Gotta hate the Giants...

[VictorRusin]

Derek got wasted on Sunday after the Giants win... Rough Monday for sure.

1. 1940-2012. "He was 67 years old"

2. Traffic Jam Assistant... "TGA if you will"

[seadoorider7]

why does everyone keep bitching about derek being a dumbass? he got pulled over just everyone else. it even said that he was wearing his seatbelt and no one goes 25 anyways. if you go 25 when theres no reason to, youre gay. end of story. police officers are douche bags

[sssmeee]

how is it 67 years old? if you do the math its 72 -.-

[lilp3t3rr]

5:25 made me piss my pants...

[chatham2006]

I'm lost. Is commenter of the week suppose to be for comments posted the week before? If not then why have this segment on Monday's? Btw I'm loving the desk and especially the plant

[l2iya]

I ave been thinking for a while now about car industry and this american recession ... all new concept cars are very radical and cool . but why don't they look at best sellers from other brands and try to recreat something similar ? isn't it true that defender was a best seller ? and this new concept is expected to explode around the world ? BRING THE FORD BRONCO back people .

[ruigoncalves2]

MY HEARS

[XDRONIN]

I was gonna say - Did anyone notice the dying plant? Glad Derek notice, hopefully someone will remind him that having a plant inside an apartment during the middle of winter without the sufficient light it needs, is a bad idea. Derek D. - bad driver & plant killer.

[italiankilla58]

Derek D why are u picking on the poor heat? lmao and honestly doing 41 in a 25mph zone and walking away with just a seatbelt ticket? hell thats got be worth a good day. I wouldnt be complaing

[juukyuu7666]

I've gotten pulled over 25 times within the last 3 years and I've only received 1 ticket o.0

[ImTheSlyDevil]

i love how DD said he was wearing his seat belt and ppl are like "haha DD is a dumbass who doesn't wear his seatbelt." come on ppl pay attention. he got a seatbelt ticket INSTEAD of the speeding ticket.

[kelvator]

ummmmm i think they got the dates wrong.... it should be 1944-2012 cuz 1940-2012 would make him 72...

[TheWarmplate]

FUCK THAT scared me.

[TheWarmplate]

Derek I love you but you're Dumbass Tuesday.

[OhCorny]

Poor headphone users

[MrZuur]

@OhCorny Yeah, thanks :P

[AGCrean]

Traffic Jam Assistant, TGA? Wouldn't it be TJA? Derek, I nominate you for Dumbass Tuesday

[Bret3030]

chill derek your not rob ferretti