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  • LOL !! i LOVED the trollin XD gj girl

  • That awesome! Up and coming actress.

  • shes trolling right? nobody is that stupid lol

  • yeah c deserved that 1 but I'm cristian go do some research with an open mind and then come back and show us what you got

  • I will tell you what happened:

    Humans: Hey God, guess what?

    GOD: -_- What.

    Humans: We wrote you this awesome book called bible. ITs dope !

    GOD: Hmmmm.

    1000000000005643 years later.

    Humans: Hey God, guess what?

    GOD: -_- What.

    Humans: You wrote this awesome book called bible. ITs dope !

    GOD: Ummmm??

  • Mathew, Mark, Luke, John & Paul wrote the Bible;

    hence - "the Gospel of Mathew", "the Gospel of Mark" etc etc...

  • When you die you rot in the ground and nothing happens. Stop believing some bullshit story passed along by chicken shit, money hungry, manipulating pricks. I'am having a hard time believing your seriousness in your question.

  • Rot is something, into the ground is something then you stopped there at nothing happens. Why you stop there? Its harder to seriously see nothing made something than a possibility of God.

  • Man, I've heard a lot of stupid attempts to defend the Bible, but this one reigns supreme...

  • people duuuhhh

  • Who wrote the bible?

    I'll tell you who. Some people called Mark, John Luke and Matthew who got told a 10 year old story which was passed down like a giant game of chinese whispers. So don't trust and believe that the bible is true. AND as I have done in RE 2 days ago, if you read Mark 16, the Resurrection of Jesus, it has 2 endings. 2 totally different stories. And when you compare all the stories from the 4 gosples they don't match up. Yes there may have been a jesus. But there was loads. Logic

  • Ummm her dad is an invisible guy up in the sky? Weird...

  • *reads the description* oh. A satire. My faith in humanity is coming closer to being restored.

  • I have heard that the bible is made upp by a collection of stories that where commonly preached. I am not sure if this referes to the bible as whole, the new testament, or the old testament thoug.

  • Hey well done, you've made me regret being a human being.

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  • I love how she whispers "Atheist" like if she says it any louder she'll burst into flame.

  • Barney and co author Babybop

  • God didn't write the Bible

  • Why does she say atheist like its a bad word.

  • @XDIISAMOIIDX why would you hear it that way? Free Will I guess, do what you want, hear what you want and say what you want especially if you're in a free country. Peace/Hate whatever you desire is fine with me, the sun will still shine tomorrow unless the weather man is paid to change his mind. IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE SO VOTE FOR EVERYONE JUST IN CASE

  • I am a devout Catholic, but this is just idiotic. Any Christian should know that humans wrote the Bible and the belief is that it was INSPIRED by God, not written by Him. Not meant to start an argument here but that is just the Christian belief. And the first time she says atheist it's like she thinks they're evil people who's name is a curse word.

  • You need a brain scan. You must have a tumor bigger than your brain.

  • very simply, men wrote the bible.

    

  • I am sorry that everyone is being mean to you so I will offer up some advice. It is not wise to go public on such a controversial topic especially on the side that has absolutely no proof. But on the good side for you at least they just bitch at you, religious people tend to threaten death often so your safe on that one!

  • hmmmmmmmm I'm thinking. actually no, I aint, I am pissing my pants laughing at the stupidity.

  • Wow what a tough question! Are you fucking kidding me? Hey if this is the religious toughest question, then i don't have anything to worry about.

  • I don't want to live on this planet anymore XD

  • This girl is lucky shes cute.

  • LMAO nice video man

  • If god doesn't exist, then who wrote the bible? Seriously? People do. They "update" the damn think every 6 years!

  • @sciencenurd2 The Bible is not damned. Those who refer to it as such, most likely fit that category.

  • @Velayasha How many people have died over that cursed book and "god"? There's a category of war dedicated to religion.

  • @sciencenurd2--Wow. Remind me never to become a hater of God and the Bible like you are. It appears to get in the way of intelligent thought. If the Bible is the chief cause of wars, then what about the rest of human history when there was no Bible at all? Why did the Egyptians and the Hittites fight? It wasn't because of Ra. The Greeks and the Persians? Is that the Bible's fault too? The various wars in the Orient. The Bible's fault? Wars are mainly fought for land, power, and resources.

  • @Velayasha Nobody said EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of the wars was started by religion [ not the bible -- religion! Spell it with me to get it right: R, E, L, I, G, I, O, N ....! ]. Just most.

    Leaving that aside, there are more inconsistencies, contradictions and false 'information' in the bible that I can keep track off, but I`ll tell you this: the man who wrote the bible [ and I mean the contents, not literally write as instructed ] believed the earth is flat. I rest my case ...

  • @dsaasdf You should rest your case in a graveyard because it was dead on arrival.--" but I`ll tell you this: the man who wrote the bible [ and I mean the contents, not literally write as instructed ] believed the earth is flat. I rest my case ..."--Are you a teenager? 14, 15 maybe? If you are, I won't ridicule you. You just don't know any better. But if you are an adult, there is no excuse for thinking the Bible was written by 1 man who thought the Earth was flat. You don't know the Bible.

  • @Velayasha Aww ... butthurt much? It wasn`t my intention to use so much logic and common sense on you in such a short period of time, but it just slipped. I know how hard it must be for a genetically born rational human being that has been brainwashed over the course of 20 years, give or take, into ignoring that rather large part of the brain every time the topic of religion arises, so I`m trully sorry I did it ... I really do.

  • @Velayasha Here`s the line I referred to:

    Daniel 4:11 -- "The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the ENDS OF ALL THE EARTH"

    Explain this. With logic, rational and well thought arguments and not with anger, insulting and making silly assumptions like you did in your previous reply, typical for a christian nonetheless, when faced with hard facts that oppose their beliefs.

  • @dsaasdf LOL! You are much better at comedy than you are logic and common sense. No need to be sorry. Asses like you give me a good laugh. First of all, 1 man did not write the Bible. You were wrong before you even finished your sentence. There are 66 books in the Bible. 39 in the OT. 27 in in the NT. One man did not write them all. Many authors did. 2ndly, 'to the ends of the Earth" is a figure of speech that people still use today. That verse in Daniel does not say the Earth is flat at all.

  • @Velayasha I said "man", not "one man". It ment mankind, but then again, you guys love to steer the topic away when you realise you`re at disadvantage, so it`s understandable you`d make such a deliberate misinterpretation.

    Leaving that aside, you say you`re better than me at logic / reasoning, but you fail to see the obvious. How can you see an object from every point of a sphere?

    You know, it`s a shame that you`re so narrowminded, because you`re actually quite cute. Open your eyes

  • @dsaasdf I believe in logic, reason and facts. That's why I could never be an atheist.

  • @Velayasha Logic, reason and facts are the reason I'm an atheist.

  • @sciencenurd2 same here

  • @team0switzerland1 This argument should be call, "This christian got OWNED!"

  • I can't tell if she's kidding or stupid... I should watch her other videos and try to induce that information.

    

  • Your rancor for atheists is apparent, with that kind of attitude its not surprising that atheists would reciprocate with similar dislike for you. The bible New and Old Testament was not written by God, it was INSPIRED by God... allegedly.

  • if god existed, and he didnt make any mistakes, why would he create such an ugly big nosed cunt like you!

  • @thrashdouche21 because, regardless of God, or religion, people make people.

    not God.

    that's why aimless lowlives like you still roam the earth ranting at anyone who doesn't agree with you.

  • @conservatiive456 sorry if there was a perfect god, there wouldnt be so many fugly gross ppl walking around , sorry we are all pieces of slime and meat walking around , nothing special!

  • @thrashdouche21 if there is a God, and if he is perfect, he would only have created the souls to each person. aside from religion, people create each other, and form their own personalities.

  • Um, I'm pretty sure it says in the bible that people wrote it, not "god"... so yeah

  • @belmarfilms and yea.. idk how many but still how many versions there is

    over the years and ..how many even gurrent ones versions are there.

  • @belmarfilms so then.. you DO believe in the Bible? =D

  • @MrScotybeameup To believe in something is to believe that it exists. I do believe that a book, which is based on a totally illogical plot, was written by servants of a sexist king named James exists, but I do not follow it's scripture.

  • SHE IS A TROLL, GET OVER IT.

  • @geeksquadgreg You asshole, I was enjoying watching people get baited.

  • @geeksquadgreg She's actually a human being who cares about where your soul ends up after you die. Honestly, look into yourself. And ask yourself, "when i die. does everything just go black and stay that way? or is there something more to this?" Logic dictates that we can only believe what we want to believe. What is it exactly.. that you believe?

  • lololololololololololololol sooooo sooooooooo sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I thought about it. We have the bible, therefore God exists. Also, if I see worms on the sidewalk, it must have rained worms.

  • Wow. Never even thought about that. I believe in god now. She converted me

  • I thought your mom wrote it!?!

  • im christian, and i think thats a stupid quetion, anyone, lierally anyone could have wrote the bible, still beleive god wrote it, still christian, still dumb quetion...

  • roflroflroflrofl i love the eewoks at the end... my fav part!! 10/10 perfect troll i have no idea if your serious or not!!

  • Well it may be somebody or a group of people - an organization of some kind decided to try and create a story to explain to people how life was created in the older days to give people morals... To help people "understand" the mystery called life. One thing though If Adam and eve were the first humans and populated the earth... that would mean brothers and sisters would have to have sex in order to have children as in...

    1. They are sinning

    2.We are all mutant baby's?

    Think about it.

  • @FalcawnPawnchh I would think that is just a socially banned thing...Not that I'm for it but just an explaination

  • @FalcawnPawnchh Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction... first time i'd heard this was from my 7th grade science teacher who said something like scientists now think there was one Eve and six or seven Adams... he was referring to the woman who lived 150,000 years ago... as far as we know everyone alive today is descended from her... same thing happened again with a man, 50ish k ago... the "adam" (everyone alive today is from him***we think***)... so yeah we are the product of incest.

  • @vikjha07 reference "the human family tree" nat geo for that... more easier to comprehensible genetic bottleneck is that 1300 individuals or circa 650 breeding couples are responsible for everyone alive today. i do, however, believe that THIS bottleneck happened after the first two but dont quote me look for it urself

  • @vikjha07 at least it sorta gives hope to all the endangered species out there, to be able to create a ... viable future for them... (also maybe we can have mammoths again! google, that, we're impregnanting a elephant with mammoth egg/sperm or something...)

  • Believing the universe created itself is one of the many "religions". All "religions" are man-made, but the Truth is not one of these. Yahusha (the real name for "JESUS") created all things, seen and unseen. His Spirit exists in those He calls to Himself. If an "atheist" wants to abandon their hopelessness and accept that they may lack some part of the sum total of all knowledge, then take the chance and call on Yahusha right now. He's with you, and has been waiting for you to believe.

  • religious idiots on youtube why do i always feel like i as an atheist constantly see religious people try to bash us? you hardly see atheists starting trouble with religious people, i always get shit about being an atheist and for no reason , i could bring up so many points and facts to prove their is no god and it makes religious people look like idiots, like the dinosaurs.. if god created man first the explain how the dinosaurs were here first? it seems like religious people are hateful

  • I am confused..should I like or dislike this?

  • Who wrote the bible? Are you kidding me? The bible was written by man, NOT god. I see no god-sized finger prints on the bible. Religion is just a way to explain things that could not be explained before the development of science and such, and the bible is a way to organize those explanations and beliefs that the corrupted men had to try to get people to follow. Man wrote the bible, NOT GOD. THINK BEFORE YOU POST A RIDICULOUS VIDEO OF YOURSELF!

  • I just stared at my screen for 2 minutes expecting a troll face to appear......

  • "If God doesn't exist, who wrote the bible"?

    As it turned out, or at least the theory regarding the case, 3 people at least wrote the bible before it was canonized around year 400. Again, you don't have to waste so much energy trying to come up with questions, according to you, not answerable. Sometimes you just have to look at the evidence at hand, and get on with your life.

  • PAGAN PAGAN GOD SHALLL DIE UNDER MY BAT WING!!!!!! I AM THE LORD OF EVIL A DRUNK IDIOT WHO LIKED WRITING FANTASY STORY'S WROTE THE BIBLE YOU HIDEOUS MINION OF NO ONE!!!!!! I SHALLL EAT YOUR SOUL...with some salt of course...AND I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT WITH A PADDLE!!!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Wait didnt she have another vid where she i mean he said that ''who wrote the bible shit''

  • @TheMrPangee yup she did.

  • ''I had a dream''

    well what was it about

    ''the details are not important''

    Now where would we be now if martin luther king jr had said that.

  • so random person wrote the fucking bible.... okay I'm atheist i was brought up christin but its fucking bullshit. plus jesus was jewish so suck my ball sack

  • Well it would appear it wasn't the billions of Asians they are all apparently going to hell.

  • If Frodo Baggins never existed then who wrote the Lord of the Rings? I bet you can't answer that afrodotheists.

  • I like to think that ancient atheists wrote the Bible just to fuck with everyone else.

  • i have another question for you atheists, if god doesn't exists, who invented mayonnaise ?

  • god of trolling.... zing!!!!!

    

  • wow you're fucking stupid

  • FUCKING CONSTANTINE AND HIS COUNCIL WROTE ARE YOU THAT FUCKING INGNORAT

  • I think people high on mushrooms wrote it.

  • hehehe..nice video, too bad nobody got it. keep it up ms, i think we know who's taken the piss out of who. hehe

  • im not a athiest or any type of religion i say fuck religion no one knows if hes real

  • Uuuu here's one If atheism is true, then our minds are reducible to physics. Since physics is fundamentally deterministic, we have no free will. Ergo, I have no 'choice' whether to adopt atheism or not, and you're wasting your time by trying to convince me of anything. If our minds are unreliable, then where does mathematics get its consistency? And if our minds are unreliable, then why should we accept unprovable contemporary physical theories

  • @64malek you took 1 biology class and think you know stuff? you have it backwards buddy. good luck in 6th grade

  • why are they showing the ending of star wars at the end of this..? like if your trying to prove that God exists dont use star wars clips to prove your point. especially ones that have ewoks in them.

  • :)) you are a funny girl! LOL!

  • god obviously ran out of paper and therefore couldnt publish his bible in the muslim countries.

  • @levit8dude I heard his chainsaw broke down and he couldn't cut down the trees he needed to make more paper at his hydrogen powered papermill! :) 

  • Santa clause? Makes as much sense as a mythical man in the sky.

  • Wow never expected someone to be that dumb human beings wrote the Bible not an invisible man in the sky who doesn't want to see people in hell but it's beyond "His" control yet he is all powerful

  • @freestinje What? Can you clarify on that one?

    It's incoherent, except for the first line.

  • Greedy, power hungry people will always want leverage over others. They'll find the most rediculous thing to throw in weak minded peoples faces to make them live i fear & then they come up with awe inspiring ways to combat said fear (which they created btw), making them believe they're better than others & inturn gives them superiority.

    Now all they've done in the case of the bible is they found a tool of manipulating a massive amount of weak minded people at once... isn't it great!? YAY!

  • hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • THE DETAILS OF THE DREAM AREN'T IMPORTANT! SHHHHH ::WHISPER:: ATHEISTS!!

  • Who wrote the bible? Zordon of course! All hail Zordon, our heavenly father. :D

  • lolz omfg George Lucas would be so annoyed to see a clip from a Star Wars movie attached to this. hahahahahahahahahaahah

  • :epicfacepalm: 

  • Ooh ooh... I know this one. Who is King James?

  • i dont usually comment on these vids but that is the stupidest question i have ever heard

  • Many people wrote the Bible over time from events (which may or may not be exaggerated) but they believed were true. Doesn't mean that a 2000 year old book is absolutely infallible.

  • L.....O.....L!!

  • She is a troll, the problem is people are actually like this so its hard to tell

  • First of all, what the fuck is an EEtheist. It's atheist.

    Secondly, get the fuck off the internet.

  • If Frodo does not exist who wrote Lord of the rings

    Sauron is watching you XDD

  • I am an atheist and I respect your beliefs. A large group of men wrote the bible. Please, do a little bit of research on that question -- "Who wrote the bible?" You will be surprised with the answer.

  • She's just a troll XD; and a funny one.

  • Mind Blown.

  • FUCK you're dumb. ridiculous.

  • If Santa doesnt exist who brings me presents every year??

  • you dress like a nun!

  • who let her out of the kitchen?

  • I wonder if she could talk with my dick in her mouth ...

  • I love the Star Wars celebration in the ending haha!

  • forget it guys, you can't argue with a mind like that. she's just a waste.

  • she's either a troll or there is a gas leak in her house and all her brain cells are fried..

  • @hutch876 no im pretty sure this is the average intelligence level of a religious person when you throw on your "common sense" raybans

  • i believe in God, not religion. Religion has done nothing good in the world except create differences between men and war.

  • wow, silly question, who wrote moby dick? who wrote winnie the pooh? ask silly questions, get silly answers.

  • You asked the same question, how bout you ask, why didn't Joesph killed Mary when she was pregnant with Jesus, or explain why the prophets of Revelation from the bible are happening

  • Damn you're so right, god didn't impart humanity with the ability to write until well after the bible was written. Oh snap, using science against you guys isn't that ironic?

  • Some guy 2000 years ago?

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  • why do you whisper when u say 'atheist' do you think someone might be listening and get offended?

  • OWWWNNNED INTO OBLIVIOWNNNNN

  • @AHughman08

    You're fanatic girl, stupid

  • humankind. next.

  • This girl thinks she a christian But she takes it in the mouth every other weekend. Pepole long time ago didn't understand things like death,moon,sun, after life so over a period of time pepole added on and on to this book excuse me this wepon we call the bibel it's funny just cause I don't follow god. Dosent mean Im a bad person I will give you the shirt off my back for you

  • No atheist has been able to show me, why The Bible and all its prophecies have come true, past present, and of course those for the future.

  • Shut up girl with your gay ass videos! Suck a dick!

  • First off get off the meth. I think you need to check out the facts, aithiest have been poled to know more about the bible than christians. Think about that one.

  • @8osiris

    Atheists "know" more about the bible than Christians?!? Are you fuckin retarded?!? You say, check the facts...lol ...lol ...lol what facts?!? lol here is the fact; YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST. that is in FACT, a FACT! ...lol your an idiot dude... and as for the video, she didn't think that one through...

  • @JoshuaDavidBaughman You also cannot prove that Zeus doesn't exist...or fairies...or smurfs...or talking chipmunks.... So if you wish to say things you cannot prove things don't exist, you will have literally infinite possibilities.

  • @JoshuaDavidBaughman and you cannot prove that god exists. Guess we're even. Except for the fact that I base my beliefs and morals on the world around me, and you base yours on a 2000 year old book that accepts slavery and rejects gays, anyone of a different religion, and may as well reject women as well.

  • @thesexofoneman Your summary of the Bible is so overly simplistic.

  • @Velayasha and yet so overly accurate

  • @idealsoninlaw Bullshit. That summary of the Bible wasn't accurate at all. The fact that you think it is, tells me that you won't be a candidate for the MENSA awards anytime soon.

  • @Velayasha screw you and your bible

  • @Velayasha

    True. However, 500 words doesn't allow for a very detailed analysis. Plus I was kind of drunk when I wrote that comment.

  • @JoshuaDavidBaughman You dumb ass, I got that little fact about atheist knowning more about the bible than catholics and christians from a christian tv show. Guess what what you can't prove god exists

  • @8osiris And you cant prove he or she does exist cause if you could youd be a bajillionare.

  • psycotic idiocy

  • I'll show her evolution by porking her with my primate-penis.

  • I ought to pork her like an ape.

  • @idealsoninlaw All this pork talk is making me hungry

    

  • Generally speaking, Christians acknowledge that the exact phrasing was executed by human authors and transcribers, but that all the writing was inspired by God.

    I wish fellow Christians didn't feel the need to make Jesus out to be an intolerant fool by their constant misrepresentation of His teachings.

  • @TheCrazywulf So what if it was inspired by god? That doesnt make it non fiction. How come we dont see people adding to the bible today if they get inspired by god? If I get inspired to write a book about space flight after watching star wars does that mean the book will be true?

  • @dec0y8 can you prove that it wont be true?

    Oh you can't? Well that obviously shows it exists!

    amirait?

  • @dec0y8 You don't get it. When the term "written under the divine inspiration of God", is said, it doesn't mean someone got excited about the Lord one day and decided to write a book. It means that they were led through the Holy Spirit to write the words that they wrote. In other words, God used certain people to write down his message to mankind. The Bible is full of examples of this in the Old and New Testament.

  • @Velayasha That sounds even more ridiculous than the way I interpreted it. Seriously thing about what you just said and how ludicrous it sounds. *FACEPALM*

  • @dec0y8 The whole idea of God is ridiculous to you in the first place. Are you really all that shocked that we believe God literally directed certain people to write down His messages?? It should be me who's doing the facepalm. We believe God exists, and does supernatural things....duh!

  • @Velayasha No, the idea of god is not ridiculous to me in the first place. The idea of religion is, the idea that an almighty being would waste its time wanting us to worship him, that it would "divinely inspire" people to write his word, and write the commandments (Moses was alone by the way, so he probably did just fascinate and come up with them) 6 of which are just about this god having such petty emotions.

    Religion is whack, so is crack.

  • @dec0y8 "Moses was alone by the way, so he probably did just fascinate and come up with them) 6 of which are just about this god having such petty emotions."-. There is no such thing as a petty emotion. And because Moses was alone talking with god, that means he just made the whole thing up? Do YOU make up lies to tell people soley based on the fact that you were alone at some point? The 10 Commandments were taken seriously because God Himself enforced them to the gold calf worshipers.