Maury Show You are NOT the Father

[kbritu]

Holy Shit !

That was Awesome!!

[vBannedChaos]

I actually . . . Laughed

[xbaronxoxbeefdipx]

He dun goofed.

[smgoodlow33]

Hickville.....smdh

[fifteenaces66]

Classic redneckism....lol

[aldoreshgaramok]

oh god

i hope they beat that rug out and threw it in the dumpster.

[J0HN1011]

0:38 bros b4 ho X D

[samzy0001]

0:25 We are brothers we can get thru this...!!!

ya guys you can get thru the same hole.

[MJBZA]

Does anyone know if he officially left that lying whore?

[GreatnessRD]

See my boy get the fuck up out the chair on a slide?! His slippery Earls were amazing! Lmao!

[ol1veriscool]

So it's neither of the brothers are the father? Haha

[LuigiMario112]

I hope she gets shot in the throat slut whore.

[J0HN1011]

whore

[oman54321]

I know i'm commenting on a video that's the equivalent to 1 million years old, but what is the name of this episode/how can I find the full episode?

[AssociateAdvocate79]

When women need money they come a knockin'.

[CitizenLegg]

0:39 In a matter of 30 seconds or something (those were edited clips) look at how he shifts attitudes like that

[LorraineFTW]

LOL

[ChompChain]

Holy fuck... I feel so sorry for the guy. He looked like he was willing to put the deal with his brother behind him when his brother was deemed not the father but it turned out that his wife cheated on him with someone ELSE...

[RebellingRebels]

Whenever the man is the father, he just sits there and takes it.

Whenever the man isn't the father, the bitch runs away like a little whore and cries. Typical.

[Knowledge3440]

Now that's a whore. You can't turn a ho into a house wife.

[abiramnathan]

whore to the max

[CristyNBabyTg]

you should of just kept your legs closed hun

[MegaWolfgang]

There was a study in Britain which claims that near a third of all married men in the country with children are raising children which are not their own and they do not know it.

[zanderfist]

Yea, you're not the father. So what?

I know a guy who's father's name is not on his birth certificate. But his dad still cares for him unconditionally.

It's so sad that these "non-fathers" jump up and down and boast about it when they are forgetting that the real victim is the child itself.

[3089280288]

@zanderfist That's a man's choice. I hate when these losers stay with woman who procreated with another man but the loser unconditionaly chooses to stay with her no matter how bad the woman is. What the hell is that? So the audience can cheer? Screw that! He does NOT have to raise another man's child if he does not want to. Better yet, be old fashioned.

[phillipsgirl101]

i slept with my boyfriend's bestfriend and then 3 months into our realtionship i qot preqo i dont know what to do..

[FatalDeath369]

@phillipsgirl101 an hero post haste

[AntagoProta]

@phillipsgirl101 Know that you deserve to get fucked over, that's what you should do.

[Vergadoce]

CHOOSE ABORTION. Please, rather than put your child through your trifling shit, just have it sucked out in a vacuum or strangled at birth

[Vergadoce]

Dirty trick bitch. Every time a nigga walk out on the show the audience hates on the man automatically. Heckle him like he aint shit. Always assuming that trick bitch is tellin the truth. Fuck this hoe. These whiteboys should consider themselves lucky they aint obligated to this fuckin skeezer. They shoulda tag teamed her dirty ass in the hotel that night and then dumped her ass on the corner to make some money. Thats where a hoe like this belong

[rehsabthgir]

She... uh... she puts a lot of unsheathed penises in her vagina. What an odd thing to do.

[88Trailertrash]

ow.

[ishaaq24]

DAMNNNN THAT'S BEYOND DIRTY!

[elsexydavid91]

I like the song in the end

[777Chatha]

this bh fuck the guy then his bro and then get pregnat by some other guy LOL wtf is this shit

[DJCousinCornbread]

These children are eventually going to see their parents on these Maury videos while surfing YouTube eventually...that is why we thank the person who took the liberty of posting these videos.

[Vergadoce]

@DJCousinCornbread Oh fuck off. Who gives a shit. look at their mom. methinks they gonna no mommy is a dirty hoe long before they visit youtube. Besides, this was on NATIONAL TV you stupid fuck.. The adults voluntarily chose to do this. And you're blaming the kids' feelings on the poster of this video? Fuck off> That kid's problems are far greater -- NO daddy and a dirty ass trick bitch for a mother

[rocksteady910]

Got dam dude. She's a whore. Get lost and get tested lol

[igrenade]

skank

[Stunt101Rider]

HAHA looks like that whore is raising that kid alone,NO CHILD SUPPORT FOR HER!!! haha fuk you dumb females.

[mrdudelz]

10 to 15 years from now, these kids are going to see these videos and think their mothers are whores and their fathers are total assholes going through life by which direction their dick points toward.

[ATL63]

she was a hoe.....

.fo shooooww

[WiiOwnThemThissGen]

brother or not id of punched him and disowned the fucker and that ankle bitch, you cant step out on family like that

[CakeAndPasta]

@WiiOwnThemThissGen but he's not family!

[Vergadoce]

@WiiOwnThemThissGen TRUTH. I woulda smashed him in the fuckin jaw. Then celebrated when I wasn't named the daddy either. Seriously why you wanna have a baby w/a bitch who would fuck your brother? Just a low down dirty bitch

[streck15]

THEN WHO WAS FATHER?

[meelo305]

@streck15 maury da baby daddy!!

[CoffeeNinjaB8]

Maury obv

[ItzYaBoiSt3veN]

i bet the father is both the brothers DAD!

[SemoOos87]

@ItzYaBoiSt3veN LOL !!!!!

[SSCHISOX]

ha ha haha hahahahaha h hahahaha hah a hah ah ah h a ha damn hill billies

[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

hahah slut

[frickadele]

This show was ...a shocker.

[MultiCamo]

I love how the brothers celebrate each other and ignore the bitch

[aldoreshgaramok]

@MultiCamo bros b4 hos

[Yuilen]

Banging his brother and trying to keep a relationship with him, man, what a fucking whore. White trash at its worst.

[zvegasz]

"That might be awkward" Hahahahahahahahahha

[cvunit]

true definition of a whore

[carollann26]

urgh who the hell want this hoe ?

[kikoloko154]

Man, i came here to laugh but i got angry :S

[Mrhengler]

All right then, at least he can say he have not a child with that whore and don`t need to stay together with her, i`m sorry about the true child`s father, for real!

[MrShcotty2010]

We both squirted in her whose the dad.......wait some more dudes squirted in you damn......

[gmertag]

Hahaha STUPID PUTA

[SNESosT]

FOREVER ALONE

[ericsayres]

"WHAT!!!" ahahhaha

[mandrgalvan]

all you mother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the ones who are the ball lickers. were gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitchs. once we get to hollywood and find those mirimax fucks whos making the movie, were gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit thats made up of our shit that we made them eat and then all you motherfucks are next..

love,

jay and silent bob

[MagicGonza91]

hold on hold on hold on, his brother is not the father but he neither?? i thought that bitch was repentant!

[Majokhenry11]

@momoarabe you know she commited suicide the next day rite.

[PureDarkAngelSkillz]

@Majokhenry11 no she didn't? watch the episode... they fucking stay together... that guys a pussy

[XxxxXCupcakesXxxxX]

Of course she is a whore listen to her accent! The baby is probably her brother's or her uncle's! Nasty bitch!

[MOMOarabe]

we are brothers we can go through that....fuck u, if i was that guy i would knock him out

[CabreraJalisco]

Fucken slut! I hate that they always boo the guys even whent they prove the girls a slut

[sam119595]

omgggggg CRYINGGG ! THATT WASS SOOO FUNNYYYY !

[hartsdesires]

WOW!! thats FUNNY!!!

[PeaceShot]

Wait, so neither of the brothers is the father?

[Intesivecarebear]

Cold, dark and evil.

[Vonz001]

IM SORRY BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!

[thatssoo949]

lollll bro thats messed uuuup

[blitzvomitew16]

the music should be the theme song for the show!

[2crazyferu]

Who's the father?

[TheZekkai]

That song fits perfectly to this clip. "Fuck you, you whore, I don't want you back"

[MishuTaste]

I wouldn't be hugging my brother if he f**ked my wife. I'd kick his ass!

[mokats11]

@MishuTaste but then you feel bad cuse you found out shes a hoe 

[Blake4014]

@MishuTaste bros before hoes dude, bros before hoes.

[eepruls]

Hillbillies Gone Wild!

[westchinaman]

perfect song for the video, awesome.

[Branlol]

Wow poor guy..

[kuaieq]

poor guy fucking dumb bitch

[Thisismytrollingface]

They need to keep that music in the actual show :P

[BigDogRedskin]

What is the song title at the end??

[snufleufugus]

it would be so much better if they played that music on the show

[chocolatechip20]

lol.. omg i wasnt expecting that song @ all....too funny!!

[dapperfan44]

@chocolatechip20 that's like the most perfect song for every last one of these situations.

[thatguy0900]

lol maury lives on the tears of poor people

[MisterCool]

That sucks when the guy actually wants to be the father but isn't.

[MsnByd]

perfect song

[dvdmkc778]

why do these bitches cry and run like babies when they find out that the guy is not the father

[afromasterchief]

@dvdmkc778 because they see the paycheck infront of their eyes incinerate :p

[Mohamed518]

@dvdmkc778 cause they lost thier main source of income for the next 18 years

[mokats11]

@dvdmkc778 cuse they want money

[TheJamesgordon43]

@dvdmkc778 Because they are babies, hello?!

[MegaWolfgang]

@dvdmkc778 Because they knew all along, but were hoping for a miracle.

[jcris785]

@dvdmkc778 LOL we all know why. Because the reality has hit them that their Machiavellian scheme to trap the guy so he can be the meal ticket for her 7 pound annuity for 18 years has been foiled. She has been exposed for what she is -- a lying, cheating bitch.

[CiiTrusHD]

I don't get it. It says he isn't then it says he is. Someone explain.

[colonelyz]

She cheated with at least a third guy. Two you are not the FATHERs

[tank382]

@CiiTrusHD no what Maury said was both of them is not the dad

[UN360CLAN]

WHY DAVE WHY?

[SidB8]

Man I feel so sorry for that guy.

[Edubbplate]

white trash, I hope they both leave her and tag team some other bitches

[gurreras]

White chicks are so sluty those days...

[barretx50xcal]

@gurreras yea and the black chicks are def the most honest when it comes too this kind of things

[AngelDust922]

Damnn thats some ironic shit, LOL the song even made it worse!

[GuiGo89]

haha funny

[tabutu1]

FUCK YOU HO I DON"T WANT YOU BACK!!!! Quite appropriate song choice there.

[Misterz0r]

What's the song pls.

[bribot]

@Misterz0r Eamon - Fuck It (I don't want you back)

[mat119955]

I so love this video, I watched it 20 times and I still laugh so hard when Maury's says: JAMES, you are not the father. Nice music btw xd.

[HalfManHalfAmazinify]

double decker burn

[lukasninjakid]

Leave the bitch

[GobBluth1]

you guys who choose these songs for these "not-the-father" maury videos are geniuses. totally epic song choices.

[IPawnt]

@GobBluth1 LOL I know right? =D

[503leafy]

You are Not.... wait..WHAT!!!!

[omgfocker]

"phew, if its not my brothers baby, then its gotta be mine.......WHAT THE FUCK!?!?"

[kopitikop]

LOL NEXT!!1

[furb393]

LMFAO - Oh SNAP its NEITHER of you!!! XD Dang I love YouTube, that's fuckin hilarious!!!!

[banner404]

bitch! 

[cymonerthomas]

Man that's messed up how could u do that type of stuff

[truthwillbetoldjig]

Man whateva!! Whateva !! Fuck yall hatas!!! whateva i do what i want!!

[MsLenaBaby]

his brother wtf???

[didioriol]

epic

[PandemicRevelutions]

Poor man ..

[SniperElite14]

Wait, it's not either of them? DAYMN.

[MishuTaste]

This b*tch is wacked! She doesn't deserve to be married.

[karazze0285]

@wtakerX maybe its her brother =P

[SmackdownVsRawcmpunk]

@karazze0285 AHAHAHAH maybe it is LOL when that guy jumped up it shock i lost it

[kmvoss]

You have to be pretty bad off to come on a show and humiliate yourself like this.

[crazzynez]

lol usually the guy doesnt want to be the father

[rajanrocks99]

The father is Chuck Norris? LOL,

[corronica91]

What a whore

[ReallyUglyRob]

Surely that white red neck bloke has a crossbow he pawn her face with!

[rasheedald]

maybe its his other brother?

[wtakerX]

i feel like im about to barf from lafter

[cfj182]

bitch just have to live alone. serves her ass right.

[CampbellofNZ]

"The second part: I've been cheating on you with our brother Dave".

[Gottabackyo]

that must hurt...

[khanaqeel88]

and the father is her father in law shez a whore

[223timothy]

funniest shit ever.lmfaorotf

[DivineForcesBro]

Haha, Trailer Trash at it's finest

[SteelAVic18]

@DivineForcesBro agree 100%!! lol!! 

[powerdbycomedy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your brother dave??! I lold so hard

[ivliuscaesar1865]

that bitch is such a whore!!!!

[ksolo]

the song was a nice touch. very funny.

[Suffersosweetly]

the look on his face is Classic

[heyman20010]

WHOOOAH.... I would have beaten that whore to a bloody PULP!!!! Fuck, I've have gotten all Old World MUSLIM on that BITCH!!!!

[morooroz]

Why is Maury only filled with either: a) rednecks b)Black people ?

[FireStormBaller]

@morooroz How come there's like no asian people? Is there ever Asians up there? If there is, can you show me the video? (I'm Asian, chinese/thai.

[HarlequinAmelie]

@FireStormBaller yes there is one where n asian guy cheats on his wife while he has children with her

[FireStormBaller]

@HarlequinAmelie The paternity test are more accurate. And people have been known to cheat out the lie detecting test 100% of the time, like spies, and now it's sent to everyone, now anyone that knows how to cheat it, can lie in the maury and people will think it's true. They talk about it in the show call bullshit, but yeah, it doesn't hold up in court. Only DNA test like paternity test.

[HarlequinAmelie]

@FireStormBaller still you asked wether there were asians on maury and yes there are,

besides i really doubt ''race'' appeareances have anything to do with ''reality'' seeying as these are probably paid actors.

that or america is really fucked up

[FireStormBaller]

@HarlequinAmelie Lol, I didn't ask if there are Asian people are Maury, I asked are there Asian people period. But yes, I did meant on Maury, even if it's lie detector, or others, so forth. But I thought I implied things like paternity test. But I know, I thought I implied that, but in reality, I did not, it was misleading, and that's my own fault. It's just that I don't care about lie detector test, but was glad to see it on maury, that's why I thank you.

[FireStormBaller]

@HarlequinAmelie You doubt correctly, it's just that Asians do it privately, and so forth.

[HarlequinAmelie]

@FireStormBaller /watch?v=JXhZZvHiZls

[FireStormBaller]

@HarlequinAmelie There are also times when a person is telling the truth but the lie detector test is saying that they lie, so yeah, it fails. That's why I don't care about the lie detector. When I was talking 3 days ago, I meant paternity test. XD But yeah, thanks for showing me anyways. I only care about the paternity test, yes I know, sometimes the paternity might messed up too, like the people look at it wrong, got it messed up and so forth.

[FireStormBaller]

@HarlequinAmelie But like lie detector test compare to dna test, the lie detector fails.

[xapemanx]

looool

[JulySky04]

sooo... gladly his wife didn't turn out to be his sister, so his daughter isn't his neice... maybe his dad is the father? then his wife is his mother-in-law, and his daughter is his sister.... of course,, it all makes sense now

[AngelDust922]

LMFAO!!!

[BlitzTiger]

That song selection was awesome. Oh man, no way to make this better.

[ecodyx]

hahahhahaha aw

[HeavyMetalFreak1984]

what a roller coaster....he goes from mad to sad to mad to happy to mad again

[Taranis501]

This is easily my favorite Maury clip ever... aside from the dancing NOT daddy.

[johnwest360]

bwahahaha... thats really shit. The guy whos expecting to be his was not...

[mozfan2002]

great

[zac8585]

great song selection, Would have made a a better music video for eamon

[Hellsredeemer]

She obviously likes to keep it in the family. Maybe she should test these two guys dad?

Fucking whore!