WARNING: Religious Delusion May Be Hazardous To Your Health Care (and sanity)

[SucceedMascot]

What on earth is wrong with Americans? !!!!

[SucceedMascot]

What is wrong with Americans?

[PlayboiX122]

I can just imagine people from other coutries laughing at us if they ever see this lmao

[nedladdy]

OH dear. This looks like a third world country.

May the flying spaghetti monster save our souls.

cheers

[SH10JogaBonito]

LEARN SOME FUCKING SCIENCE.

That's all I can say about this and all I want to say.

[way2jaded1]

This is to depressing.

[MrAndkok]

I feel strange when I see such a behaviour

[GenerationXeroFilms]

This country is a fucking laughing stock.

[lhurien]

what freakin nonsense, how can people put these assholes in office.

[Jaybird196]

Someone needs to tell that guy that YES, his faith SHOULD be kept in the closet...at least according to the man they allege started their religion (sigh).

[Yukkione]

These people would have no less credibility if they were wearing grass skirts and bones through their noses. Primitives.

[NimbusDX]

Why are these people always YELLING? Listen to how hoarse that guy is! Why do they all have to try to be the Billy Mays of Jesus?

[maxpainfu1]

@NimbusDX They yell so much so their voices are heard over all the other; more needy people that might be praying at the same time.

hahaha

[NimbusDX]

@maxpainfu1 Well, apparently God supports health care reform since he (in all his omnipotence) was unwilling to prevent it. Or maybe he just doesn't care. Or maybe he's just as annoyed by these clowns as we are. There is, of course, always the possibility that he doesn't exist at all. Not that these intolerant morons would be willing to admit that possibility...

[CaneFu]

We really are in serious trouble here in the U.S. - our country is being run by a bunch of delusional religious morons. Europe is so far ahead of us in intellect it is embarrassing.

"Sigh...(hangs head in shame)" :(

[VigilanteNighthawk]

Forgive me, but how is praying for a being to manipulate the mental states of an individual any different than casting a spell on them?

[drfoxcourt]

I'm not surprised that Christian mainstream wants a tyrant to overrule human government. Christian-right isn't just satisfied with rule by the powerful/rich, not just satisfied with rule of a King, they want rule by a cruel tyrant for which there is no evidence. They want a puppet that will justify the most immoral act of surrender by the governed.

[OregonDARRYL]

OH, LORD HELP US DEPRIVE KIDS OF HEALTH CARE. LET US DEPRIVE THE POOR. LET THE WICKED RULE ONCE AGAIN. LET AMERICA CONTINUE IT'S DECLINE AND THE WEALTHY TO ENRICH THEMSELVES EVEN FURTHER AS OUR MIDDLE CLASS AND POOR SUFFER. MAY WE ACCOMPLISH THESE EVIL DEEDS IN YOUR NAME, LORD JESUS............ What the F**k???????????? Jesus - if you are comming back, now would be a good time. Please do NOT forgive this kind of evil. Thanks, your friend, Darryl. I'll leave some cookies out...

[OregonDARRYL]

The fire that is burning down America is not yet out..... BUT sure enough - impatient, ignorant Americans will tell the firemen to leave and invite the a(R)sonists back. Pure genius. It will spell the end of America. As the economy WILL collapse under Republican "leadership". That way they can enslave the American people. It's been their goal all along.... to KILL your protector, the government. Well, they won't kill it, they'll just buy it. Either way - we are SCREWED.

[CrossesAreForSquares]

what the fuck is this? sunday mass? if only the founding fathers could see what you idiots have done. this county was above all FOUNDED ON SECULARISM! otherwise, you end up like Europe did. AND THATS WHY THIS COUNTRY WAS INITIALLY FOUNDED (to get away from them)

[CrossesAreForSquares]

people wonder why christians get laughed at....

[gupsphoo]

These religious lunatics just proved god didn't exist.

[Fangtorn]

Well actually I think America would benefit greatly of the Republics do nothing but pray and leave the Democrats to do some work. Of course, I doubt many of the Republics even truly believe in God and the idea of Democrats actually doing something is equally laughable.

[flameman657]

@Fangtorn but its it awesome that we have that choice between, crazy lying pieces of shit to lazy bickering pieces of shit... only in america could we get such diverse leaders

[Multimixvideos]

It's embarassing delusional people in high positions relying on goddamn "God"!

[mescudi1667]

in jesus name shut the fuck up

[ljhop]

Wait, God is against health care?

*facepalm*

[sage0857]

Na Naa Naa Na ... god hates you!!!

[1982mockingbird1982]

I dont get...Why would they pray to stop health reform? That hardly seems like the morally superior cause. Wouldnt God be pissed off that these ppl would allow people to suffer and die of ilness just to avoid paying a few tax dollars? Or worse that they are invoking him to help them do it? Anyone who's objectively read the Bible might think the answer is no but I imagine these ppl still believe their beliefs afford them moral superiority display proves they only further their selfish interests

[peterloohunt]

creepy

[punkmanjon]

'Lord I pray, in the name of Jesus, lord in the name of God, we ask for you to......' For the love of....Bhudda, these people cant even construct a coherent prayer! Why would anyone think they could contruct coherent legislation. Im not American but please, PLEASE, Americans get these imbeciles out of office. They ruin things for everybody.

[manbearpig900]

This is a perfect example of the saying.

"2 hands working do more than 1000 clasp in prayer."

[68traceeb]

Freaks of nature!!!!

[ehjhockey]

HOLY SHIT!!

[ThatFoolishBoy]

CRAZY AS HELL "O my giant imaginary friend brainwash others to think as I do."

[GorgeGeorg]

This is why republicans love christians.

christians will believe practically everything fed to them by their 'authority'.

Why do christians enjoy giving up their free will so - and then later claim that god gave them free will. Is free will something that is given only to taken immediately back as a show of faith ????

(alternate meaning for faith here being stupidity)

[brockunc]

Reality: 1

Crazy Religious Fanatics: O

[jhouxpdx]

i guess Jesus was on vacation

[DouglasASean]

@jhouxpdx no turns out his a democrat lol

[beltanebabe55]

Bunch of nut jobs!

[DeathscytheVII]

The sad thing is, the democratic party can't even beat these nutjobs and bend over to please them. What does that say about the dems?

[o0DaftPunk0o]

It says that they exist within a democracy...

[zim4fun1]

This is just SO SO sick. I am tired of all these wingnuts invoking our founding fathers when they behave this way. They know NOTHING about how this country was founded or what people like Washington, Jefferson, Franklin and others believed. They were DEISTS!! They were spiritulal, but were against organized religion! They wrote our country's documents to ensure separation of church and state. This is NO place for this ridiculous behavior. Save it for church people!!!

[kleinluka]

this is some freaky shit!

[kleinluka]

this is some freaky shit!

[Rayosun]

These cooks are making a mockery of poor Jesus of Nazareth. Google "Liberals like Christ" to see what HE was REALLY all about.

[Centerman2k]

These are folks that would be happy to see the world stay exactly as it is with no advancements, no improvements for generations. This type would have fit in perfectly in the dark ages. They'd have been happier there.

[Lynx787]

@Centerman2k - They are definitely a throwback. I wonder if any of these christians agree with the modern burning of witches that took place in "christian" Africa. How about stoning people to death like some muslim factions do. The bible supports it, so why not these people here. Scientific advancement? Horrors! Can't have that. Rape, torture, segregation, totally supported by the bible so it's A-OK to these people. Religious zealots need to be purged from government; terrorists are fanatics.

[lhooq21]

What the!?!?

[normskis69]

Makes me sick

[normskis69]

If this happened in England these people would probably be arrested under the mental health act.

Well. To be fair, they wouldn't be politicians in the first place, as the UK is secular.

[ingearven]

For a European this is very very scary.

Its like a muslim country,

America is a dangerous and violent country, With lots of beggars, 3million in prison, school shootings, shrinking middleclass growing Jerry Springer class.

To much religon

[ClumsyRoot]

Take heart: MOST Americans also think people like that are crazy.

[humanisall]

Aww, their about to cry. what a waste of a prayer. praying is not one sided, nor is it a means to set harm to another side. To take jesus' idea and malpulate him to conservative idealism is blasphemy. And it is funny to watch. American's village idiots. the more you talk the deeper your hole gets.

[boomtao]

This video emphasizes the crucial difference between Europe and the USA! My dear American friends, I feel very sorry for you!

[morph39]

Instead of being down on their knees praying to some Flying Spaghetti Monster in the Sky, they should be out there doing the job that their constituents voted them in to do.

Enough of this nasty partisan bullshit! Are we not called The UNITED STATES of AMERICA?Emphasis on UNITED!!!!

I fear that Conservatives do not want us to be united at all. They want us all to be bickering and back biting at each other so as to have us all confused...and it is working!

[asavagemike]

I wish I knew what has happened here. The founding fathers had the wisdom and foresight to realize that religious freedom can only be realized if religion was left out of government. These people are trying to undo all of that.

[cgrbutterflyfish]

Can these people just frickin' leave and found a theocracy somewhere else? Enough is enough with the mumbo jumbo governing.

[epanek]

Oh heavenly spaghetti monster. Please remove everything I dislike and multiply those thingsi do like so I need not actually work for it to occur,. Amen.

[strikes90]

What a laughing stock "America" has become. What a laughable, pathetic joke this country's political discourse has become. The rest of the world looks on and shakes its head. And watches in fascinated disgust as you eat your own.

"Greatest country in the world"? Gimme a break.

[RBLA818]

A Gathering of the Imbeciles!!!!

In a sane world, these people would be in a Mental Institution.

[sponyak]

"And we pray, O almighty Zeus, that you afflict their supporters with pre-existing conditions".

[MoriahConqueringWind]

"Oh Baal, hear us!" they cried all the louder, and even cut themselves so their blood flowed on the altar. But Elijah mocked them....

[2007shorthair]

Wow, were are in trouble...that crazy Shelly from Minnie,....what a waco!!

[Dwicker64]

Just think these crazy bastards are running our country. I mean ruining it. Republicans hid beyond religion when they are about to screw you.

[MaryJesusJoseph]

Obviously Jesus would be against healing the sick.

[205bob6789]

rpgposer0. I agree that was my point.

[ArranoGris]

That Engle guy is fucking bat-shit crazy. There are moments where I genuinely think the guy might have autism or something.

[205bob6789]

What is the will of Jesus Christ in opposition to this. Humility and sincerity are the two great lessons that Christ teaches us; Thou, when thou prayest, do so and so (v. 6); thou in particular by thyself, and for thyself. Personal prayer is here supposed to be the duty and practice of all Christ's disciples.

[205bob6789]

Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. Matthew 6

[colibri1]

Lou Engle's voice sounds like Lemmy Kilminster of Motorhead.

[TheBigHo111]

lol

[smtpgirl]

What the fuck it this shit!!

Some kind of carney act??

Wow after listening to this, I need my eardrums poked out

[gerbs96]

That was fucking hilarious....

[ChangeTheRide]

What. The. Fuck. Jesus isn't coming back people. Get over it. What the hell are these people doing? I guess this is why Obama won, Republicans spent too much time praying and not enough time voting.

[bbbbmer]

oh brother... are they going to bite off the head of a chicken next???

[mymatemartin]

May their god drop a republican-seeking bomb on the whitehouse

[obamadidit2008]

these are christian PROFITS

[madamezora7]

Good let's get some exposure on how creepy this really is, because there's a lot more prayer in government than most people realise. Regardless of outcome, shining a light on this insanity is necessary.

[hal2017]

These are the delusional nut cases that are making decisions that affect our lives.

Isn't it time these people were exposed as insane and incapable of managing their owns lives, let alone ours!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

These bastards would probably have a friggin' heart attack if Jesus came back and started healing people for free! They would boot his ass back to heaven and call him a "socialist!" :P

[falcoperegrinus82]

Holy crap! Literally!

[callouschristian]

Fred Phelp's buddies

[gramamge33]

come on now thats not fair. Phelps probably hates every one of them!

[KrudRepublc]

I'm freakin' movin' to Mars...I can't take it any more.

[PaganRon]

Can I join you on that flight? Maybe we can get a group rate discount.

[skog77]

Great, can you stop at the dark side of the moon and pick me up? I moved there in the 70s.

[KrudRepublc]

Sure, but the freaking missionaries will probably be right behind us.

[JoeyDiphard]

Yeah, their goal of world domination will immediately become one of universal domination of all planets in the solar system!