i came here cause i thought it was going to be a porno with that girl shes preatty hot in my opinion and also dawm everybody just worrying about only james really how old are you dick ridders lol ? Sure james is entertaining but this is not just about james people grow up and stop dick ridding him.
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
OMFG. I didn't expect to see a cow giving birth. It actually made me pissed off. Why didn't one of them go to the other half of the emerging baby and lower it down gently? NOPE, let's yank it and let it fall on the metal contraption!
dude .. women complain about how horrible birth is ... well if they saw a cow birth i think theyed need to think again ! that looked fucking painfull !
what the hell is all this '?? from cow birth all the way to a vampire girl ??? total random, come to think of this, i started watching dragon's lair review, OMG !!!
@atomichead777 Are you kidding? The chick is the lucky one! I´m sure by now James has a legion of gorgeous AVGN fangirls who´d love to have a bite of him too.
id hate to be the guy grabbing the calfs feet... i mean birth is a beautiful thing its a new life being brought into the world but jeeze... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO PAINFULL AND GROSS!!!!
@ChuckNorris771 Technically it wasn't...they just asked James to be in it because he had a history of doing gore effects in his own movies, so he played an AVGN cameo.
I like to think that AVGN is immortal, since he's forced to play bad games he'll eventually commit suicide, after all, he's gotten shot at, blown up, and gone to hell, similar to Jason Voorhee's.
I like to think that since AVGN is forced to play terrible games, he's been given the power of immortality, so when he commits suicide when he can't take it anymore, it doesn't matter because if he's not dead, he'll still play bad games, after all, he's been blown up, shot at, and gone to hell, which come to think of it is very similar to Jason Voorhee's
@IggyHazard I'm so glad you noticed that. It looked even stranger in real life - I had no idea cows could even DO that! Believe it or not, we weren't planning that - it just happened randomly as she stood in front of the cow, lol! :)
@Hockeyguy8541 it's a parody of Britney Spears' "Toxic". where Britney Spears basically devours a Nerd. We thought we should have a cameo from the most famous nerd ever. :)
Muuuuuuu!!!!
FlowSense544 1 week ago
@joe88john no like at the date it was made in 2008 the avgn is shooting his movie in a few months
anonymouspeoplez 1 week ago
Is this apart of the AVGN movie? And the blood looks like red gatorade.
joe88john 2 weeks ago
i came here cause i thought it was going to be a porno with that girl shes preatty hot in my opinion and also dawm everybody just worrying about only james really how old are you dick ridders lol ? Sure james is entertaining but this is not just about james people grow up and stop dick ridding him.
TheGamerHomie13 2 weeks ago in playlist My Top Videos
I came here just to see avgn
Ki113r2073 2 weeks ago
i thought it was a porn
ghanafriend 3 weeks ago
james got a Piece of Meat
digigl21 1 month ago
james got a Piece of Meat
digigl21 1 month ago
7:29 - 8:33 james must have had a boner
david2000magic 1 month ago 3
That was one horny cow.
Loved the James Rolfe cameo
TakumaMimura 1 month ago
We don't serve angry video game nerd's here.
reshaunfrancis 1 month ago
Oh my god, a cow-nillingus 1:28 ^^
Skybrewsam 1 month ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
peopledick 2 months ago
well, I come here to see james and the girl too!!!
gtaxvt 2 months ago
well come here to see james and the girl too!!!
gtaxvt 2 months ago
skip to 5:20 and enjoy!
TzarNicholas2 2 months ago 2
the girl is deliciously hot
boitahaki 2 months ago
just go to 05:21 if you wanna see james.
watcheem 2 months ago 4
OMFG. I didn't expect to see a cow giving birth. It actually made me pissed off. Why didn't one of them go to the other half of the emerging baby and lower it down gently? NOPE, let's yank it and let it fall on the metal contraption!
captain0ldy0da 2 months ago
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IT'S ALMOST AS IF I'M DYING lol
SNB222 3 months ago
Ewww wtf. She looks like she's into it D:
kgsolaman5000 3 months ago
my thought on the first minutes: WHERE'S JAMES ROFLE¡?¡?¡?
IlSH2 4 months ago 3
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seanwrejy 4 months ago
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seanwrejy 4 months ago
This maybe the most akward fucking thing I've ever seen; and this wasn't even the actual music video o.o
Stellerman7 4 months ago
What what was the 'blood'? Koolad(sp). xD
EeveeSpirit 4 months ago
why is the cow trying to eat out her ass?
slipknothim13 4 months ago
THE NERD!!!
10% ridiculous!
WatchVenusSpa 4 months ago
I found it easy to fap to this (James inpaticular)
cupkakesRsexy 5 months ago
5:11 for AVGN.
Ketsui 6 months ago 2
1:02 Wow, sexy
BigTitsZombie 6 months ago
AVGN!!!!!!
OnThatPowder 6 months ago
5:20 for james
noogia1 6 months ago
this video and the end product suck ass, but I only came over to see James, so it's all good.
DayDr3amingBy 6 months ago
That bitch has just ruined James's Nerdy shirt!
yerzh375 6 months ago
is a porn video?
SUPERSS90 6 months ago
@SUPERSS90 No. It's a spoof of the Britney Spears video, Piece of Me.
M0VIES4U2 6 months ago
What were you using for blood?
Dragonstorm787 7 months ago
@Dragonstorm787 Honestly, just Kool-Aid. We didn't want it to look real, we wanted it to look ridiculous :)
lotusdove 7 months ago 3
That cow is uhh... very friendly... ROFL
AedanBlackheart 8 months ago
where can i see this?
Steveman27 9 months ago
Ooooh, that shirt's gonna need a lot of bleach.
sagesaria 9 months ago
"AAAARRGGGH BLOOD!"
That had me nearly rolling on the floor!
Bowmaj21 9 months ago 4
Brittany (choking on dick)
JesusEffingChrist69 10 months ago
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i wanna fuck her so bad lol
mydogprick 10 months ago
actually, James is quite attractive when he isn't cursing 24/7 and acting like a hilarious (yet douchey) person. Gotta love him either way tho
bobgirlxx96 10 months ago 6
@bobgirlxx96 i know right? i love it when he smiles :D
kkc0161 10 months ago
cow pissing off)))
USBEDR 1 year ago
that cow owns you all
SMDB82 1 year ago
The music video is completely retarded. James is the only cool thing in it.
tokyopanda13 1 year ago 53
james problably got a good boner for yelling like that
aabmikey 1 year ago 3
also I'd love to plant my seeds in her farm.
aabmikey 1 year ago
the fucking cow squirted
aabmikey 1 year ago
6:58..Bauhaus shirt, I rarely see anyone other than me wear them in my area..quite a treat to see.
EturnusFrost 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you only watched this video because james rofle is in it.
nicksotana10127 1 year ago 594
@nicksotana10127 it was in suggestions.....lol
SpeedotheHedgehog 7 months ago
dude .. women complain about how horrible birth is ... well if they saw a cow birth i think theyed need to think again ! that looked fucking painfull !
XxSniperKittenxX 1 year ago 4
I'm actually impressed that she didn't go all girly when that cow started licking her!
Bowmaj21 1 year ago 3
JAMES MAY FINALLY HAVE A GF ^_^
bsdk214 1 year ago
@bsdk214 Uh...James has been happily married for the past 5 years...he's 30.
daftrok 1 year ago
@daftrok what o_0 hes married already didint know that.....
bsdk214 1 year ago
the birth of that baby cow was sick ewww.
tomagotchii 1 year ago
4:04 this is the scariest thing i have never seen in my life
you didn't saw the birth of a baby elephant X(
gerry1888 1 year ago
THE NERD FINALLY GETS SOME HOT CHICKS!!!
WatchVenusSpa 1 year ago
@WatchVenusSpa And she was 1000 times better looking than Brittney Spears.
jtomally9681 1 year ago
@jtomally9681 And The Nerd may finally lose his virginity!!!!
WatchVenusSpa 1 year ago
@WatchVenusSpa he most likely already has.....hes been married fir like 5 years
SpyVsSpyFan95 1 year ago
@SpyVsSpyFan95 James Rolfe is married but The Nerd character has never been seen this close to a girl like ever!
WatchVenusSpa 1 year ago
lol the cow wants in on the action!
progamergal 1 year ago
yankin the fucker outa ther
Godzrightball 1 year ago
the cow giving birth is the most disgusting thing i've ever EVER seen in my life
GriffinBlade852 1 year ago
That's a man eating cow at 1:40!! She's tasted blood before!
Animals are so unpredictable! You'd think they were animals! : P
Gak! That poor cow giving birth! I'd be howling too with all that pulling!
Brittany is so cute and hot! I hope we see a lot more of her! And what a trooper! Choking on blood! Good job Brittany!
This does look like a really fun shoot. Thanks! And the video is great!
TheRadical42 1 year ago
is going to be epic!
ObiOneKenoobie 1 year ago
6:10 epic face 6:23 epic face 6:30 JIZZ IN MY PANTS xDDDDD
thats just teh most awesome face EVAR
Broezzz 1 year ago
some inbred redneck slutt not hot atall
SandersonCallum 1 year ago
aaaa AAAAA blood ... BLOOD !
TheAntih 1 year ago
that chick had her life's best moment when she was there with james
dudenamed 1 year ago 2
the cow birthing was disturbing O.o
ishouldplayzelda 1 year ago
@ishouldplayzelda A more literal explanation of where babies come from?
Agent1W 1 year ago
the cow is eating her at the beggining lol never thought i would see that
progamer63 1 year ago
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TheMontroose 1 year ago
ist garnicht lustig die armen kühe die probieren eben alles
schnuffel245 1 year ago
My question is what the hell are those beautifull cows doing behing that hideous piece of ass?????????!!!!!!!
poroporoa 1 year ago 2
my reaction 3:40 - 4:29
D: WHY
raymaster56 1 year ago
LOL,only James could make that bloody scene both horrifying and hillarious!
lcmiracle 1 year ago 2
That that guy really just put his hand inside a cow's ass?
UltimateUnknown 1 year ago
YOU GO JAMES, he's so lucky even chicks like her
Swedboy2010 1 year ago
thier torturing the poor creature/anima
1acount 1 year ago
Aahaha LOL It was funny :D
YeahMaverick 1 year ago
why is he even there exacly??
foreverspagetti 1 year ago
6:28 lol. I keep replaying it, it is so funny.
2536b 1 year ago
what the hell is all this '?? from cow birth all the way to a vampire girl ??? total random, come to think of this, i started watching dragon's lair review, OMG !!!
jonathanmanuelmusa 1 year ago
She's like.. and i was like... and she's totally like... like
gravi1ty 1 year ago
james, u lucky bastard! u got to hav a hot chick bite ur neck!!! XD
atomichead777 1 year ago
@atomichead777 Are you kidding? The chick is the lucky one! I´m sure by now James has a legion of gorgeous AVGN fangirls who´d love to have a bite of him too.
torhjelm 1 year ago 57
@torhjelm hell yeah! xD
Broezzz 1 year ago
@torhjelm Im one of them! :D LOL
jenaepeterson 1 year ago
@torhjelm He has a wife? :L
RetroLPer 6 months ago
@RetroLPer yep yep he does an like 3 cats lol
GH2mainiac 6 months ago
@GH2mainiac No I mean torhjelm is talking about AVGN fangirls when he already has a wife. It was a rhetorical question :P
RetroLPer 6 months ago
@torhjelm I WANT HIS BABIES!
Kerbalf 6 months ago
@torhjelm NOT
dzrt49 4 months ago
imagine if the nostalgia critic wached this movie 0_0
NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD!!!!!
YoungAssassin28 1 year ago
4:26 :O
justinsb2 1 year ago
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justinsb2 1 year ago
the cowbirth part is just creepy!
TheGRANDMAZTA 1 year ago 2
Damn horny fucking cow. :P
Alexander1991 1 year ago
lol that cow
Tubofluxar 1 year ago
5:20 wat r they doing? its like there just akwardly stareing at each other
highwalker339 1 year ago
i was about to puke when the cow came out ewwww.....
MakeofVideos 1 year ago
James Rolfe is the most adorable and modest dude I have ever seen. :0
GreenGem24 1 year ago
Yo Britany, let me get up in them guts.
44198253 1 year ago
its smells like shit! 0.0
bananaGAME7532 1 year ago
that's one horny cow.
bastardjustice 1 year ago
i just came here too see avgn,maybe i tought it was a game review,and theres a fuckking cow giving bbirth.isnt that just great. ಠ_ಠ
Supermariofanperson 1 year ago 2
2:07 did he just piss out his ass lulz
alexdamanz12 1 year ago
@alexdamanz12 all cows pee out of their vagina's. that cow is not a he. the male's are called bulls. i have known that since 3rd grade...
doogrisa 1 year ago
what is this suppose to be
ejmaster1100 1 year ago
( 2:00 ) Cow: LET ME GO YOU STUPID BITCH-WHORE!
cubehead978 1 year ago
'.:DDD:D:D:D:D igotta seee this movie
Scania4life 1 year ago
@Scania4life whatis the name of this move what is nsfw
ejmaster1100 1 year ago
@ejmaster1100 i thought this was a movie but its a music video :S and what the hell is nsfw?
Scania4life 1 year ago
@Scania4life nsfw (not safe you work) and is your name Scania have anything to do with maplestory?
LeufinWaffle 1 year ago
@LeufinWaffle nope
Scania4life 1 year ago
If i wanted to see cows I'd go to my farm, otherwise i want to see AVGN
frEAkofN8ure 1 year ago
5:43 - 6:37. only part thats worth it
TheMadPacX 1 year ago
@TheMadPacX thank you
IGNsucks 1 year ago
@TheMadPacX it was funny
alexdamanz12 1 year ago
id hate to be the guy grabbing the calfs feet... i mean birth is a beautiful thing its a new life being brought into the world but jeeze... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO PAINFULL AND GROSS!!!!
ImLostinwonderland1 1 year ago
That cow birth was so gross it was funny to watch.
UltimateAnimeGamer 1 year ago
what avgn episode is this?
ChuckNorris771 1 year ago
@ChuckNorris771 Technically it wasn't...they just asked James to be in it because he had a history of doing gore effects in his own movies, so he played an AVGN cameo.
MoviManATL 1 year ago
GROSS
MrMizz007 1 year ago
(puke)
TheJojo199 1 year ago
Probably the first time that cow ever tasted tuna.
assphincter 1 year ago
DAMN!!, i'd tap that
curtismichael14 1 year ago 2
THE NERD!!!
WatchVenusSpa 1 year ago
For all the people who came to see this video for the angry video game nerd he first appears at 05:20
dklordgarcia 1 year ago 84
@dklordgarcia thanks dude yes i watched it for AvGN
mj12paladin 1 year ago
MAN WTF I REALLY DONT WANNA SEE THIS. why show the cow giving birth. i know its a miracle but comon just show james
fr0z3n2 1 year ago
poor cow 4 05
olimarfunk 1 year ago
i could pay 1000000 dollars for a avgn porn movie
diary3210 1 year ago 3
Hot girl licking your neck......
James you lucky bastard
whopper1209 1 year ago
just imagine her with no makeup on? no thanks. and im about 2:30 in and i dont see james. so im exiting
iloveniggers1000 1 year ago
lucky cow
TeRRoRx503 1 year ago
avgn that wat makes this movie the best
clockfreak56 1 year ago
3:48 The cow birth is amazing.
joe9320 1 year ago
Number 1 rule in Show Buisness, NEVER work with animals or children. LAWL
elfofcourage 1 year ago
6:29
try doing that face XD
VAdaPEGA 1 year ago
I like to think that AVGN is immortal, since he's forced to play bad games he'll eventually commit suicide, after all, he's gotten shot at, blown up, and gone to hell, similar to Jason Voorhee's.
electricmastro 1 year ago
I like to think that since AVGN is forced to play terrible games, he's been given the power of immortality, so when he commits suicide when he can't take it anymore, it doesn't matter because if he's not dead, he'll still play bad games, after all, he's been blown up, shot at, and gone to hell, which come to think of it is very similar to Jason Voorhee's
electricmastro 1 year ago
clicked this just for james!!
RebirthWoWGuild 1 year ago 66
@RebirthWoWGuild
Clicked this just for the blonde chick
tiagob0592 1 year ago
aww! blood is all over his good nerd shirt!
xFIRERUSHx 1 year ago
I lol'd at Brittney:*chocking on blood*
tokyopanda13 1 year ago
lol it´s strange seeing the avgn smiling since he is always angry :D
Laralarala 1 year ago 5
James is fucking king!
italianbubble 1 year ago
That cow fucking ate that pussy, man
newjack1879 1 year ago 3
James has an infectious smile! When he smiles i smile lol.
jeffbrister2004 1 year ago 7
Chick is hot! AVGN FTW!
Icedude91 1 year ago 35
pause at 8:22
kukua1 1 year ago
why is avgn in this music video? Can some one tell me? He did a great job btw ;)
hoiguy09 1 year ago
@hoiguy09 He was asked o do special effects, then they just decided to add him
flango8 1 year ago
"It hurts like someone's biting me!"
LOL i could immagine one of my friends saying something like that.
pbjtlol1 1 year ago
08.00 the bite scene it totally kick ass! It's awesome!!! Go James!!! :D
gauntnoir 1 year ago 2
Cow licking ass! XD
Dragzilla66 1 year ago 2
That cow is hilarious! Notice its wide-open eyeball lo0king around as it licks her with intense relish. XD
IggyHazard 1 year ago 3
@IggyHazard I'm so glad you noticed that. It looked even stranger in real life - I had no idea cows could even DO that! Believe it or not, we weren't planning that - it just happened randomly as she stood in front of the cow, lol! :)
lotusdove 1 year ago
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God, the guys in the background are so annoying.
MLSUSA 1 year ago
hes dressed up exactly like the nerd
kevin2849 1 year ago
what r they making that has james in it
Hockeyguy8541 1 year ago
@Hockeyguy8541 it's a parody of Britney Spears' "Toxic". where Britney Spears basically devours a Nerd. We thought we should have a cameo from the most famous nerd ever. :)
lotusdove 1 year ago
I never thought I'd ever see the filming of a calf being birthed, for a vore song no less.
0ReMaker0 2 years ago
lawl that cow is just fuckin ya
TwizzlerTwister 2 years ago
HAH the cows like ME HUNGRY ME EAT VAGINIA!!!!!
EgagLatsev 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmm. so hot girl.
schieese 2 years ago 2
whats with everybody wearing the rubber boots?
RedMersiProductions 2 years ago
okay, i didnt want to see the cowbirth :D
WickedJ133 2 years ago 3
when he was getting bit and was yelling "BLOOD! FUCK! BLOOD!" i was laughing my ass off xD
8:53
KralleCR 2 years ago
4:07 - 4:08
OW! That poor cow's vagina
TheSquirrelMovie 2 years ago
well at least James didn't die in the making of this like you said in the credits of the video nice try
Segacamp 2 years ago 2
THAT BITCH IS HOTT
olliejay22 2 years ago 5