Israel commercial for McDonalds

[dori34543]

For those who don't know fool in hebrew is a type of bean, which in english is called brood bean.

So when the girl says it's wonderful, the israeli guy interprets it as fool.

[smartdon007]

How come McDonald's serves healthy food in Israel?

[zagros24]

Hebrew accent is very funny.

[bywukime]

@charle504

fuck you. :)

[sovietunion19221992]

'it's wonderful...'

'no, no fool...' hahaha

[TheTrampolineMen]

@sovietunion19221992 no, in hebrew ful is something you eat with humus, so he's sayin this isn't ful this is tchina, which is something like humus.

[hadarper22]

Hahahaha dkhina :) Wonderful these israelis

[bobbyoty]

איך אומרים כוסאמק בעברית? אמאשך!

[bobbyoty]

איך אומרים כוסאמק בעברית?

[heavenssdin]

EVERY TIME.. something goes wrong for the Jews on TV, then we see these PROPAGANDA ISRAEL VIDEOS... so dont be fooled yeall..

JEws don't like CHRISTIANS OR MUSLIMS..

[OlgaOlgie]

@heavenssdin Honestly.. what's your problem? it's just a commercial, not some brainwashing video. It's actually funny if you can get it. Now we don't hate Christians and Muslims, we hate people like YOU. People like you, that never bother to find out what really happens and keep screaming out antisemitic shit. 

[Dzongka]

This is sad...so so sad...

[LMA629]

so i guess salads in Israel don't have lettuce in them??

[bergsteinlife]

man that israeli guy is scary probably shoots muslims .

wow all those places from stolen land. how could anyone relax??

[hollandneverdie]

@bergsteinlife stolen? who did it belong to before they moved there? The Turks I think.

[LMA629]

@bergsteinlife Why is it that with any video with the word "Israel" in it, idiots like you have to bring up the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. This video has nothing to do with that.

[DotcomIL]

@bergsteinlife

Yep, Land was stolen till the Jews came back to it and made the desert bloom again !!!!.

[MrThewaffen]

@DotcomIL land was stolen fuck off bitch you jews try and take everything the least hard workig race in the world scum bags

[OryannAndRonni]

ממממ

[bradchesney11]

The McOrlah is delicious.

[LMA629]

@bradchesney11 what's a McOrlah???

[Englishpatriot2010]

funny advert.

Here's how it would have gone if an Arab asked him

"you talk to me?"

"yes I want a salad"

*BANG BANG BANG*

"only Jewish master race can have food"

Zionist idiots..

[44mmn]

@Englishpatriot2010 you speak as if you actually know israelis!! ur a jerk!! Im realy sorry to tell u but the fact that people &the media say that we're monsters doesn't mean that we really are!! i'm an israeli and one of my best friend is an arab!! stop believin' every stupid rumor u hear...

[UTAOUB]

There r Hebrew subtitles when the tourists speak English, but NO subtitles when the voice-over goes to Hebrew! Distinctly unfair -- and sadly, distinctly Israeli!

[bar45858]

@UTAOUB dude... wtf? the people who watched the commercial were Israelis so they spoke Hebrew, why should they put English subtitles in a Hebrew speaking country?! the whole fucking video is in English and you give us crap for a lame sentence in Hebrew?! THIS is unfair

[Jessekadiri]

HAHAHAHAHA !!

[arabiansultan93]

oh my GOD u jacked our salad to what the fuck if u guys hate us so damn much when why the fuck do u eat our food and why the fuck do u make ur music sound simliar to ours stop stealing our shit if u guys want to kill us all it dosent make sense come up with ur own shit

[Clamms]

@arabiansultan93 This whole "ours" thing is a Myth. This is a Mideast version of the greek salad. Jerusalem Salad with tehina, Lebanese with Lemon Juice, and so on every country copies and re-invents it's own version based on cultural heritage, and what the land can produce. So Coming up with any own "shit" does not exist arabian "sultan" are you Jacking Turkic names now go invent your own "shit"

[76special]

why are there commercials in english instead of fuckin' hebrew?

[danidin0099]

@76special

95% of our commercials are in hebrew language,

but most of the Israeli people understand and speak English very well so there are some English commercials.

[Clamms]

@76special Because it;s McDonald's and English is the Global language. @nd this is only in English for the scene of these American tourists..Other wise There is Hebrew spoken by the Cab driver on the radio, and the narration during the preparation of the food at the end.

[fezmovies]

Strangely enough, those who do visit Israel *will* want to visit an Israeli McDonalds. Been at least once every time I visit Israel.

[Xirus5]

@fezmovies why? mcdonalds is pretty much the same.. atleast in europe

[fezmovies]

@Xirus5 Maybe it just applies to American tourists then.

[Xirus5]

@fezmovies shallow statement lol.. but ill allow it =)

[fezmovies]

@Xirus5 As an American myself who has visited Israel 3 times (so far), this statement comes from first-hand experience.

[Clamms]

@fezmovies Thats the whole point of the Commercial That McDonalds wants to be your Gastronomical Tour guide no matter where you go..especially in Mideast where Kosher and halal apply to so many restaurants.

[adir999]

ok everyones listen to me good ok?

Israelis are ppl who live in Israel

Israel=a nation

israeli= nationality

jews are ppl who follow judaism

judaism=religion

jewish=someone who follow judaism.

a jewish who lives in israel called Israeli jew etc...

[m1k30r]

translation: "57, how do you say McDonalds in English?"

[LMA629]

@m1k30r haha classic!! thanks for that translation! 

[LMA629]

@m1k30r what does he say at the very end?

[anonimystro12345]

@LMA629 It's hard to translate, it's a word play in hebrew

[LMA629]

@anonimystro12345 thanks. could you tell me what he's saying though, even if I don't get the joke?

[1999californication]

translation:0:32-57;how do you say mcdonalds in english?

[power2hour]

I HATE MICKEY D'S.... but still a great commercial

[danndan6]

i was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it :)

[enigmalady777]

I saw this commercial when I was in Israel last month. It made me laugh! No, didn't try the Israeli salad at McDonald's.....didn't go near a McDonald's at all!

[habbsterr]

lol i had a big mac it tasted liek shit.

then i went to burger king had the double patty loved it to death so in 3 weeks i went to burger king 10 times lol

[hazizo]

you have to be a fool to buy this type of item in mcdonalds, it's like the ridiculous mcshawarma!

mcdonalds only good for the traditional burger+fries+coke

[humhum26]

That's an Arab salad.

[Clamms]

More like a salad that Arabs took from the Greeks and Israelites who preceded them in that region.

[humhum26]

Too bad those Israelites weren't European.

[Clamms]

Sorry Israelites are not European They are South West Asian

[WestHuskyStudios]

uh? Most the jews here are European-jews ...

We are white people O-o

Europeans , russians , ... -_-

[Clamms]

Jews are Not Russians, Russians are Slavs, Jews are Semites, get it right.

[WestHuskyStudios]

Today russia has over 1,000,000+ jew people .

in the 90c' many many many russians came to israel so ha to you .

im jewish and im russian .

Athiest actually :s

[Clamms]

@WestHuskyStudios Wrong Moi droog. Russia has under 200,000 Jews and Ukraine has less than 60,000. Where do you get your figures from? I get mine from the CIA world fact book,and the Simon Weisenthal foundation; not to mention Martin Gilbert.. I'm sure you know who He is.

[rotemsh1]

@Clamms there are many kind of jews...this gut probably has arab roots not european but who cares...

[Clamms]

@rotemsh1 Why does he need to have Arab "rots" He is a Hebrew it's very Similar in Language, Facial features. The Jews who lived under Arab Rule were more free to practise their culture then they were under Catholic rule in Europe.

[rotemsh1]

@Clamms

the jews from europe and the jews from asia amm africa are not from the same race

african jew and german jew are not the same race! both are jews and hebrews!

BTW don't get what it has to say with what i wrote,,,,,i don't have a problem where he is from or his roots...

i saw your other posts you are a creppy loser! most of the jews in israel are white,,,,,,guess you don't know what white means! we have more red head than blacks...not talking about blonds....

[Clamms]

@rotemsh1 First Off You dont know where come from and where I lived so let me clarify your insulting attitude. I am an Israeli living in Us I have Sephardic, and Eastern Ashkenazi in My family. No One "Looks" Slavic. The Russian Jews as they are called do not Look Slavic even if they are "white Looking or have red hair. Do you know Slavic features/ or Do you just assume if a Jew does Not Look Eastern Mediterranean Sh/e is another Racial group? I am Not a Loser; so far have Won every argument.

[FlankerVT]

@Clamms

what about russian jews? they look pretty slavic to me.

[Clamms]

@FlankerVT Some only Some because of Rape from Pogroms or forced assimilation in the Stalin era. However Most Russian or Eastern Europe Jews Don't look Like Most Slavic people. I have Russian Jews in MY Family and Right away You can tell the Ethnic differences.

[FlankerVT]

@Clamms Have u ever been to Easter Europe!? All the jews look like other people. the Forced assimiliation!? Progroms?! none of the european countires forced jews to assimlate by screwing other europeans! They only tried to change religion, not sexual partners. 90% of slavic jews are of pure slavic blood. And what "ethinc features" are u talking about? Jews are not a race (at least not now), they are a religion!

[Clamms]

@FlankerVT Yes I have been to E. Europe, I have Family that is from there and still reside there. "all" the Jews Look like what> Slavs? who ? Ukrainians?? Are You smoking some Good Shit or what?? Someone with such lack of Historical evidence or even cultural understanding should not even comment on such issues . You just make yourself look like an Ass on here. I will have to send you some Information to hopefully educate you. Wow your worse than I thought. Good News: There is Help for you.

[rotemsh1]

@FlankerVT

man he is a loser....all the russian jews look slavic they are slavic!

german jews look like any other german!

jews in etiopia look black as blacks in etopia!

polish jews are also look slavic!

but who cares we are all the same.....

[FlankerVT]

@rotemsh1

Agreed.

[Clamms]

@rotemsh1 I guess You need help as well אנחנו חייבים להיות בין חברות ישראליות שונות.. Jews in Ethiopia are Not Hebrews, or Judeans. They are Jews only by religion. All the existing different Jewish cultures belong to the Judean ethnic group starting with the Assyrian -Babylonian exile who are the Mizrahi, to the Roman Exile who became Sephardi and Ashkenazim. the only Real African Jews are Berber converts who intermixed with Sephardi after their expulsion from Spain followed N. African Migration

[UTAOUB]

@Clamms But........aren't we all HUMAN??????

[Clamms]

@UTAOUB Thats not what These idiots are saying here.

[DarkGlobus1OO]

@Clamms

what?

russians are suviet u idiot not slavs!

[MrViTopol]

@DarkGlobus1OO glupus, u are supa moron !

[shonshrinks]

@Clamms Jews are originaly semites, but a jewish who was born in russia is a russian jew.

[Clamms]

@shonshrinks Yes But that is not an ethnic description its only a nationality status. If a Jew is born in China is he a Pacific Asian?

[shonshrinks]

@Clamms It doesn't make his race a pacific asian, but he is chinese. I am jewish, but my family lived in europe many years(houndreds) before settling in Israel so im white but I know a jew that his family is from African countries, so his skin colour is brown.

[Clamms]

@shonshrinks Chinese By national Origin But Not in Ethnic traits or cultural heritage. You're missing the Point. Its not even about Skin color. I am a Mizrahi Jew from Georgia and We are not all that Dark as North African Jews. yet We are Not European and never have been. We are from the Babylonian Diaspora. Thus with Our pop. and The Mediterranean Sephardi We actually Out number Ashkenazim.

[Trashfished]

@Clamms WTF???

[LMA629]

@Clamms but some Jews are both Russians and Slavs :). This shit gets complicated.

[MewetheKiwi]

@Clamms what are you saying? there are russian jews, chinese jews, american jews, israeli jews, syrian jews, ethiopian jews...judaism is a religion. a person can be jewish and from any race or any country in the world.

[Yuval012]

no...

over 50% of the Jews in Israel are Jews from Africa, Asia and south america.

[rotemsh1]

@Yuval012

pfff crup of bullshit

70% of the israeli has roots in europe and north america

the rest are from asia and africa

תקרא\י בלמס הלשכה המרכזית לסטטיסטיקה

[Clamms]

@Yuval012 Thank You, and these "smartasses" dont even understand Jewish Ashkenazi Ethnicities and Sephardic or Mizrahi.

[MrViTopol]

@Clamms kid, ashkenaz means ''goat love'' in arabic. if u care to know why jews are so goat oriented in religion/culture, ask me i'll tell u.

[gronavay]

@MrViTopol I wonder why goats pop into your mind, maybe you're the one with the goat obsession. The word Ashkenaz predates the Arabic language. It comes from the Bible. Ashkenaz was the name of a grandson of Japheth, whose descendants were believed to have settled in what we know as present-day Germany. Thus, "Ashkenazi Jews" means Jews who settled in Germany and the surrounding regions (i.e. northern european Jews).

[Clamms]

@WestHuskyStudios Most Jews in Israel are not "white" how you claim. They are Semitic(Mediterranean,and Mid-East people. Some Jews have European blood but most Israelis look like this Guy in the commercial.

[rotemsh1]

@Clamms

pfffff have you been to israel?!?

cut the bullshit!

[Clamms]

@rotemsh1 Been to Israel? I wrote on here that I am an Israeli...Read first ask after..

[rotemsh1]

@Clamms

אז אין לך מושג וחצי על העם היהודי שחי במדינת ישראל ...אתה בטח לא יהודי עם כל הבולשיט שאתה מדבר!

מתי לאחרונה ביקרת בישראל....מרבית יהודי אירופה נראים אירופאים לכל דבר...אולי לכל היהודים יש גן משותף אבל ממזמן אין כזה דבר גזע יהודי...אנחנו אומה שמורכבת מגזעים שונים אין מה לא עשות זו האמת ואם החור בהשכלה שלך עד כדי כך ענק כדי שתקרא קצת מחקרים שנעשו על העניין הזה לא יזיק לך קצת להרחיב אופקיים יחתיכת אפס!

[Clamms]

@humhum26 How do you know if it's "Arab" Maybe it came from Greece or from elsewhere. Arab people have roots in the desert where tomatoes and cucumbers and olive trees do not flourish. Maybe its an Arabic version of a Greek salad minus the feta cheese. With that said; there could also be an Israeli version of the Greek salad.

[aviatcomicbookbin]

I don't even like McDonald's, but that's a great commercial.

[habbsterr]

agreed