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  • @gradualreport Why oh why do we ever get wedgies? love love love, kis kis huggles pie, from your lovely lemon drop of lollipops =D

  • lack of oxygen to the diaphragm causes is to have a spasm... lol i feel smart...

  • he should make one about y we cough

  • 3:54 ewwwwwww

  • what if your a girl!!!!

  • does this mean i have to do that??? I've had hiccups every day since I was in 3rd grade ( I know it sounds impossible but its tru)

  • 2 hics, 1 cup

  • who is this retard.

  • @sgtCbb that's a mirror you're looking into, not the screen

  • Ph = eff sound. You stupid retard.

  • @Snooch1984 if u actually had a sense of humor u would get that it was a joke u "stupid retard"

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  • Aha.. you spitted at 3:55

  • You my friend (Daniel) have gleaked at approximately 3:52 . If you are wondering what a gleak is, look it up it is spelled "gleak".

  • my favorite one is exploding condom could u do the same thing but with water instead of air ?

  • I love you too me :D

  • One day, I will get the Top Comments. And I will be so happy <3

  • why do people put stupid random comments like hi and pie

  • lol i have hiccups right now

  • 3:56 u spit :)

  • i thought we were LEMON DROPS!!!!!

  • @RebeccaEdwards6 Well this IS in 2008 y'know

  • Get rid of hiccups:

    Put coca cola in ur mouth

    Turn ur head back

    Swallow

    Burp

    Or if ur boring and don't have coca cola

    Control ur breathing

  • I love you 2 <3

  • Your hair always looks different...

  • hi.

  • DiD U jUsT wAkE uP?

  • I LIKE PIE!

  • aww I love you too!! xD

  • hold down zero

  • 3:35 no... why the fuck would we try that?

  • Love you too! :)

  • Hiccups are just your diaphragm pushing up on your lungs. I know it doesn't sound right but I've done research(I have my sources). The cure is to hold your breath, not puffing out your cheeks, and keeping your lungs inflated. This keeps the diaphragm down, and prevents it from moving anymore.

  • My sister was watching this with me, then he talked about dad's shoving d!icks into my mom! LIKE WTF

  • A hiccup is your diaphragm (the muscle that pushes air through your lungs) twitching. A twitch is caused by not enough air getting to that muscle. Simple cure is to take deep breathes.

  • This dudes trying to be jim carrey

  • @DeadPhishHead91 jim carrey was just trying to be danny, duh

  • @TehApolloGuy hahahaha I dont know...jim carreys been around for quite some time....

  • He gleeked at 3:55!!

  • Is this all fake? My teacher said its something like up in your body gets tied up and you need this to breath well so your body hiccups to un-knot it. I have found what I think is the cure for hiccups. If you open your mouth very wide and lets your throat get a lot of air in them and keep breathing you will not have hiccups after about 20 seconds.

  • WHY cant you be my science teacher -__-

  • nice carl sagan impersonation

  • da fuck, I'm used to ads at the start of the video but 0:34 seconds in. Really youtube?

  • I take a shot of pickle juice.

  • OMFG.......I WAS IN? MY DAD PUT HIS IN HER? AAAAAARH FUCK IM DRAMATIZED

  • Or is it a "ph" PIHIH sound? MADE ME CRACK UPP :D

  • To cure hiccups, say "pineapple" a few times. I have found it to be more convenient than getting a digital rectal massage.

  • danny is insanely funny!!!!!!!!

  • FUCKING USELESS.

  • hes like a new jim carey but not as funny (sorry)

  • I know where hiccups come from! When air is entering Ur body and air is leaving and they interact u get hiccups!!!!!! I'm smart!!!! Let's say u berp too fast and u gasp for air then u get hiccups :)

  • 2:28 best face!!(((:

  • I Would scratch his balls.

  • ice cream works for me

  • If you suck a dick that can cure hiccups or synchronous diaphragmatic flutter.lol lol.

    I love u Danny.

  • a spoon ful of sugar fixes hiccups but it only works on girls. works for me every time :)

  • i bet he does a reeeally good jim carrey impression. (:

  • But Danny!! I have always loved YOU!!! Love me back!!!!

  • eew... thanks. just spat on me -.-

  • reminds me of House at 3:30

  • YOU ARE MT ROLE MODEL YOU ROCK BALLS just like that one vid lol XD I LOVE YOU

    

  • HAHAHA YOU SPAT

  • 3:55 he spit

  • god youre hilarous

    youre my hero dude

  • i love how he spits at 3:58

  • what happened to your eyebrow at the end???

  • ...i think he's ahybrid of jim carey and steve-o

  • is it just me or does he look like ryan raynolds mixed with jim carey ? xD hahaha

  • how come now u wear a shirt

  • Melt a sugar packet in ur mouth works every time

  • did anyone else see the huge spit fly out his mouth at the end...?

  • seriously they analy probed that guy i bet they didnt try peanut butter

  • O_O I got there HOW?!?

  • omg i got hiccups while watching this lol

  • ooooookay??????

  • Rectool masaagh

  • when he says rectal at 3:55 he spits. lol

    say the news not the weather danny! lol

  • @want2cplease i think it actually comes from his nose... :-S

  • i swear im not even joking if you have the hiccups just choke yourself now don't kill yourself just GIVE YOURSELF A GOOD CHOKE FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS. i do it all the time when i have the hiccups. it works.i promise! :D

  • 3:55 watch him spit at the camera...gross rofl

  • he spits at 3:54 :D

  • I only hiccup when I eat O_O

  • He spits at 3:55... Haha.

  • I get a booner O.O

  • omg lol pause at 1:20 xDDD

  • JUST YELL "PINEAPPLE!" A FEW TIMES. IT WORKS!

  • i ach love youuu but i think you need to stop taking drugs cause there fucking you up xxx

  • End of video= floating head? Lolz!!!

  • You are the funniest man alive (:

  • prisistant hiccups!!!!

  • 38 people have serious hiccup problems, that cant be curred by a digital rectal message.

  • actually, I believe we dont breath util we are born because fetuses cant use lungs in water. we exchange oxygen throuh placenta.

  • are you quire ¬¬ ?

  • thnaks for spitting on us all [3:54]

  • If i had teachers like you, i wouldnt mind learning :)

  • lol i need a rain coat at 3:54!

  • drinking out of a cup backwards works too! ;)

  • whats a digital rectal massage ?!

  • @doublerainbowbitch you stick your finger inside your butt,, it doesn't sound good hunny......... not a good choice,, coz you might accidentally hit your prostate,, and that wont be a good picture BABY!!!

  • at 0:20 - 0:24.... i almost peed myself from laughing

  • Lmao!! 3:55 he spit XD

  • Pour water up his face? ahhhh LOOOL gotta love danny!

  • ahhhhhh watched the "out cup" like a bajillion times at the start...i cry....yes cry :')

  • ok..... FREAK! lmao

  • almost died when you said my balls itch and your going to scratch them and do a video on why its wrong to scratch your balls in public or why its wrong to txt at the table..i love you danny :) by far the funniest person iv herd of

  • 3:55, *Whiped my face*

  • I love how Danny is so straight forward about awkward things. Like the dick going into mommys tummy hahaha.

  • Holy Jesus...~> at the beginning..

  • I LOVE YOU BIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!! EX OH EX OH BEHBEH!!!

  • 0:18 - 0:21 how the heck did u do that?

  • after your daddy puts his dick in it? LMAO

  • penut butter is a cure for hicups

  • Thats bullpoop, the babys first breath is when it comes out of the womb...and thats why it is crying

  • @BarabaChaos93 i dnt think so :P its crying cause its getting use to the NON LIQUID air and cause its a baby babies cry ALOT....and it first learns how to breath in liquid i guess..from inside mommies tummy :D

  • hiccuping is caused by spasms of the diaphragm...

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  • caan you make a video on samwell & his soong what what in the butt PLEEASE ! loove you(:

  • Spittle... Eww...

  • danny! i miss u!!! please do more videos...

  • excuse me mam i see u have hicups! i would love to help u because i know of the only cure step into my office *opens car door*

  • ur wrong. baby get oxygen from the belly button(:

  • lmao ur so freakin funny

  • hey danny!

    the same scientist who found out that giving someone a digital rectal massage will cure their hiccups, has now found out that having (them) an orgasm will also cure their hiccups. and he says, *quotey fingers* From now on, I will be recommending sex - culminating with orgasm - as the cure-all for intractable hiccups. *end quotey fingers*. this means that fucking your girlfriend, or boyfriend, will cure their hiccups and it also means that if it didnt, they faked their orgasm.

  • @chr0onomeister Lol... Masturbation may also become a popular, yet lonesome and mortifying cure. A parent walks into their child's bedroom and catches them stimulating their genitalia and or rectum. "Oh my God what are you doing?" "Mom, I've just got the hiccups!" "Oh, okay dear." I can hardly see this cure being featured on the news.

    Perhaps pedophiles may employ this method in the future as an excuse to molest, under the guise of curing hiccups from young children.

  • @DragoonBoom it'd be funny if a mom walks in on the kid whackin off and she says

    WAT ARE YOU DOING and hed be chewin trident saying "fightin cavities!"

  • amphibians don't breathe water, they breathe air frogs don't have lungs though, they breathe through their skin so i guess they don't have a diagram.

  • ewwww he spit!!!!

  • Lol funny

  • I think after being probed they guy went through to enough emotional problems to just hold his breath.

  • ill scratch em ;p

  • An INSTANT WAY to get rid of hiccups is to take a cup of water, cover it with a bounty paper towel, and drink through it. Works every time.

  • Why does a hiccup cup?? ._.

  • Some phlegm at 3:54 :D

  • WEIRD!!! I HAD THE HICCUPS WHEN I WATCHED THIS!!.... before I saw the add for it haha

  • put a bullet in your brains it works you never hiccup again zar ne ? :D haha jebiga sta da radis.... xD

  • LOL i love how you spit when you said rectal XD

  • 1:56 LMFAO!!!

  • Well the next time my mom gets the hiccups ill have to lend her my digital rectal massager.

  • hey denny can u sing a serbian himna ? do it i dare u :D

  • No ; Eat Some Peanut Butter . It Workss . I Swear (: - Dont Believe Me . Next time You Have Them , TRY IT .

  • You're not Jim Carrey.

  • @Pixelmovement no he isnt. he's better.

  • Hold your breath, It work's the best.

  • hiccups are when the diaphragm gets out of place, and the muscle spasms trying to get back to where they're supposed to go...the actual sound is air striking the vocal cords....

    *pushes up glasses*

  • "I'm part of the faculty at the medical school here, and at Hadassah Hospital, and we use THC for a variety of things. It has to be approved in every single case by a committee at the hospital. We have used it for a very wide variety of things. We found it effective in fighting hiccups, for example."

    Dr. Mechoulam

  • 2 Girls 1 hicCup :D

  • Ah,those scientists...they will do anything to get into your pants xD

  • Do a video on how to properly preform a digital rectal massage. I have the hiccups and I think I'm doing it wrong.

  • he is actually hell smart.. ahaha

  • my balls ich and ur going to ich them

  • outcup

    

  • 3:48 look at the wall behind him...Is that a Serbian flag painted on the wall behind you? (Red Blue and White)

  • ugh you spit on my face

  • is it a p h f sound or a p h peh hecc sound! lol i nearly pissed maself at tha

  • WHATS IN THERE!? :D :D Welcome to another exciting episode of- MY balls itch and your going to scratch them :D i mean....

  • pls do a video special on digital rectal massages (d.r.m. in the rest of the text)... it doesn't have to be very graphic... but i'm dying to learn the theory behind d.r.m.-s

    :P

  • You should check your tags, Danny, this video is in no way "finny" XD

  • i've watched like 5 of the gradual report vids and they do everntually get really annoying... ILOVETHEM though!

  • i heard that a man hicced up for 60 years

  • You look like you escaped the mental institution with that hairdo. XD

    PS: You make me lol. :P

  • at the end u talk like the G-Man from Half Life

  • @FUCKYUGOSLAVIA Fuck you too.

  • @Helsinki666 Fuck You mater ti jebem bolesnu

  • jim carey wanna be

  • 2:07

    subtle danny ;D

    i LOVE THEE =D

  • or holding your breath with as much air in your lungs as possible for as long as possible works. Well it works every time for me

  • You spit at the end, lmao

  • 3:55 say it dont spray it

  • @AmNoSuperman although that is true, it's no a sufficient source of oxygen. Therefor when inside the womb, we must breathe the amniotic fluid

  • @boxmanshomeboy and @AmNoSuperman you're both partially incorrect.

    In the womb we get ALL of our oxygen (and fuel) through our mother's blood. The amniotic fluid does not exchange gases with the outside air so it is not source of oxygen.

    It is unknown why we breathe the amniotic fluid. Although it serves as practice for when we eventually leave the womb. Imagine a baby trying to breathe for the first time only after being birthed, when it's absolutely vital...not the best time to start.

  • Holding your breath works <. <