ok shbut the fuck up i haven't done like 1,000,000,000,000,000 of them ad i neva saw a man with no hands, a girl with no face, a woman with no head...that is all blah blah blah so stop doing it!
@likewatever100 and @pokemon9513 well srry for being a superstitious person ill delete the comment so just shut the H3ll up!! Ps: stop judging ppl you dont know
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
Ok there was this cat who wanted a fish who was in a river, and the fish wanted a fly which was flying 11 inches above the fish and 11 inches below the cat. The cat thought if the fly dropped down to 7 inches the fish would jump and I could catch it. So the fly dropped down to 7 inches and the fish jump, the cat fell into the river and didn't get the fish.
Lesson of the story: if the fly drops down to 7 inches the pussy gets wet.
i got one a good ole boy walks up to a good ole girl and says howdy how you like to come up to my place and have a little fun well ive heard you good ole boys where exactly are you from im from kentucky way up the hills oh ive heard about guys like you from kentucky youguys screw pigd and goats and cow and chickens he interupts in a very indignant tone chicken?!
So a guy asked to had sex with his girlfriend and she said yes. He said "I share a bed with my little brother. He thinks we are making sandwiches, so cheese is faster and tomato is harder."
That night:
Girl:"CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE"
The brother says, " Stop making sandwiches! Your getting mayo all over the bed!
So a guy was finding a password for his computer. He typed in mypenis. His wife fell down laughing because the computer read: "Error, not long enough"
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
That’s sick not funny.That shit really happens. I know a girl that her step father did that to her. You should stop and thank before posting dumb shit like that.
@SAlley01 lol immaturity keeps growing upon your name. :D don't mind the numbers...mind your own self so you can grow up and stop being a little bitch from every shock jokes...
@SAlley01 Whoa, okay. Just saw this. For one, it's just a joke. It's not like I posted that to talk badly about actual victims of it. Two, what that guy below me said about shock humor. Three, I have heard much, much worse. Four--and this is not me being serious, mind you---but where does it say in the joke that the girl didn't like it?
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
@0wolfplayer0 Thats what i said in the first place. I meant in my second comment that things that don't certain things can do those things in the joke. The joke just has to carry on through it.
i gotta dirty joke... ok a brother and a sister are doin it and the sister says "wow u fick better than dad" then the brother syas "ya ik mom told me tht last night" like if u get it!!
@charlottenalex327 That is the stupidest fucking joke I have ever heard. And I love that last part of your comment: "like if u get it!!" Really? REALLY? THERE'S NOTHING TO GET, CHARLOTTE AND ALEX.
ok so a brother and a sister are having sex, and the sister says "wow you fuck better than dad" and the brother says "yeah i know mom told me that last night" get it now? :)
@AirgunHunt3rs ok so a brother and a sister are having sex, and the sister says "wow you fuck better than dad" and the brother says "yeah i know mom told me that last night"
@TheMouaful Don't worry you can say sex. Its not a cuss word. Your like 36 and not a little kid who thinks that saying sex is a bad. Its time to grow up.
a man gos to the doctor and says my dick is orange. the doctor says well what do you do thought out the day? the man says well i go to work get home pop in a porn and open a bag of cheetos
@bigbobgotu I think it would be funnier if you were to say: A man goes to the doctor and wonders why his dick was orange. The doctor says, "what did you do through out the day ?" Well I got home, I was using the computer and eating cheetos. That makes the joke not so obvious and you must understand what he was doing.
thats nasty boy sheep!!
jamesMUGSHOT1991 2 months ago
did anybody else notice that he was driving on the wrong side of the road?
secretlifejunkie08 2 months ago
@secretlifejunkie08 Not all countries drive on the right side.
ChocoboKnight7 2 days ago
Pissed off driver: "Hello may i speak to your father?" Boy:" ok . Hey meheheheh" XD
KuriWannaBeDJ 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Aberforth?!
eileencgress 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Hahhahagaga
Sugahpappaya 3 months ago
Anyone notice the Farmer/DaaaAAAaaddd looks like Eli???
sashadoo10 4 months ago
Sorry on not in
neodude12 4 months ago
I've survived 405 chainmails and I didn't pass them in
neodude12 4 months ago
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vampressdark12 4 months ago in playlist Eli's Dirty Jokes
@vampressdark12
ok shbut the fuck up i haven't done like 1,000,000,000,000,000 of them ad i neva saw a man with no hands, a girl with no face, a woman with no head...that is all blah blah blah so stop doing it!
likewatever100 4 months ago
@likewatever100 and @pokemon9513 well srry for being a superstitious person ill delete the comment so just shut the H3ll up!! Ps: stop judging ppl you dont know
vampressdark12 4 months ago
@vampressdark12
ok sorry too but i just egt so sick of ppl doing that! no offence,
really sorry i jugded u.
:)
likewatever100 4 months ago
@vampressdark12
she has to wait in line for the other 10,000 things that will kill me cus i didn't continue the chainmail P.S. your a dumbass
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skhanna2011 4 months ago
@skhanna2011 Fake and gay.
Caspianm2 4 months ago
@imaSEXloverHORNY well sorry for not being a pornstar
skhanna2011 4 months ago
sheep and humans do not have the same number of chromosomes.
previouslyadjetive 5 months ago
meanwhile in alabama
wikiwikiwee1 5 months ago
I just noticed the top 2 comments are about incest
TheRetroZombie 5 months ago 2
Ok there was this cat who wanted a fish who was in a river, and the fish wanted a fly which was flying 11 inches above the fish and 11 inches below the cat. The cat thought if the fly dropped down to 7 inches the fish would jump and I could catch it. So the fly dropped down to 7 inches and the fish jump, the cat fell into the river and didn't get the fish.
Lesson of the story: if the fly drops down to 7 inches the pussy gets wet.
Omniellius 5 months ago 3
lol why are both of the top comments about incest?
errbodylook2darite 5 months ago
Lol
Timbco99 5 months ago
Rumor has it or back in the past Scottish did those kind of things with their Sheeps.
ProtodroneAce78 5 months ago
the funny part is ''Hey daaaaaaaaaaad''
cent6827 5 months ago
it is so funny i almost spit on my friend when i was drinking water
cent6827 6 months ago
two rednecks having sex:
MAN: Who's yo' daddy?
WOMAN: You, Idiot!
VladymyrD23 6 months ago
291 people dont know what a joke is
ryanball14 6 months ago
i got one a good ole boy walks up to a good ole girl and says howdy how you like to come up to my place and have a little fun well ive heard you good ole boys where exactly are you from im from kentucky way up the hills oh ive heard about guys like you from kentucky youguys screw pigd and goats and cow and chickens he interupts in a very indignant tone chicken?!
pikachuvssonic 6 months ago
I got one! :D *ahem* How do you circumsize a redneck? You punch his sister in the jaw!
thescoopforspoons 6 months ago
One more joke.
So a guy asked to had sex with his girlfriend and she said yes. He said "I share a bed with my little brother. He thinks we are making sandwiches, so cheese is faster and tomato is harder."
That night:
Girl:"CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE"
The brother says, " Stop making sandwiches! Your getting mayo all over the bed!
Like if you get it ;D
ChocoPandaRobot 6 months ago 2
@ChocoPandaRobot heard that b4
maiarox101 6 months ago
Another Joke:
So a guy was finding a password for his computer. He typed in mypenis. His wife fell down laughing because the computer read: "Error, not long enough"
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maiarox101 6 months ago
I have a joke:
Lil' Wayne
ChocoPandaRobot 6 months ago
fucking hard to control my laugh .
TheCutebarbieslover 6 months ago
omg. ewwww
brittanylolkitty 6 months ago
now that's cute
TheHandyGoddess 6 months ago
i got a dirty joke:
Two white horses in mud
22choji 6 months ago
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MrGettofabulous 6 months ago
i get the joke eli made but it wasn't really funny
meezmike1 6 months ago
charlottenalex ur dumb ass fukk it makes u sound more lame when u say "u get it" nd every one gets the joke dumbass u said they were fuking
cyberricky14 7 months ago
last night i walked into my sisters room and she was having sex with her fat boyfriend
first i thought :wow she has nice tits
then i thought. wow he too
TiGraffi 7 months ago 62
@TiGraffi i like this one more than the vid :P
darkoneter 1 week ago
@darkoneter
haha i love it too
one of the best jokes ive ever heard XD
TiGraffi 6 days ago
Ok, I have a dirty joke:
A boy is talking with his father when he suddenly confesses, "Dad, I fingered my sister last night."
The father stares at him blankly for a moment, before asking, "Oh, good, did you find my wedding ring?"
princessangel798 7 months ago 159
@princessangel798 OMG, epic.
GamerAntman 6 months ago
@princessangel798
That’s sick not funny.That shit really happens. I know a girl that her step father did that to her. You should stop and thank before posting dumb shit like that.
SAlley01 5 months ago
@SAlley01 that's the whole point of shock humor. it's comments like that that keep it alive.
mikecheckBKLYN 5 months ago
@SAlley01 stfu you christianity freak...learn to keep your mouth shut
juanlarios666 5 months ago
@juanlarios666
"learn to keep your mouth shut" You first. BTW you look more like 333 not 666 ROTFLMAO.
SAlley01 5 months ago
@SAlley01 lol immaturity keeps growing upon your name. :D don't mind the numbers...mind your own self so you can grow up and stop being a little bitch from every shock jokes...
juanlarios666 5 months ago
@juanlarios666 god bless
SAlley01 5 months ago
@SAlley01 lol dnt let your god bless the one who is bad....save it for your delusional self...
juanlarios666 5 months ago
@SAlley01 Whoa, okay. Just saw this. For one, it's just a joke. It's not like I posted that to talk badly about actual victims of it. Two, what that guy below me said about shock humor. Three, I have heard much, much worse. Four--and this is not me being serious, mind you---but where does it say in the joke that the girl didn't like it?
princessangel798 5 months ago
@princessangel798 that's gold, get it?
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MrLildavid95 7 months ago
lol, eli like THAT sheep!
PIEpiePIE02 7 months ago
i didn't know eli like sheeps 00:18
mybedbad 7 months ago
i didn't know eli like goats 00:18
mybedbad 7 months ago
Must be Scotland
Masterbaterbear 7 months ago
this must have been in new zealand
heapssicay 7 months ago
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Trickmaster6 8 months ago
@Mcybwe12 its actually ripped his tires off
DMP1930 8 months ago
thats so s ah ah ah ah d
abcdefh123able 8 months ago
soooo
is the joke that he had sex with his son??
or that the sheeps his wife and the kids part sheep?? o.o
snoopE35 8 months ago
@snoopE35 -.- the sheep gave birth to his son...
princessoflife868 7 months ago
@princessoflife868 i knew that >.>
thanx cutie ^-^
snoopE35 7 months ago
Why is the man driving on the left if his steering wheel is on the left?
StormUndBlackbird 8 months ago
What do you call a mexican with three eyes ?
Answer: Eye, eye, eye
WiLLEDprototype 8 months ago
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Oh my god that guy was having sex with his son!!!
Conducingpillow 8 months ago
LMAOOOOO!
XxBeautifulBarbie16x 8 months ago
What's the difference between a white and a black cow?
The white cow goes MOOO! and the black cow goes MOOO, DAWG!
Los3Tigres 9 months ago
sheepshagger
xfreakyxboyx666x 9 months ago
thumbs up the man how f**ked the sheep is eli
fatmanscoop199 9 months ago
Impossible. You can only sexually reproduce with the same species.
Austin101123 9 months ago
@Austin101123 I think everybody knows that sherlock. thats why this is called a joke . in jokes things don't have to make sense
SMBfan1981 9 months ago
@SMBfan1981 well jokes kinda make sense for them to be jokes
5x3x1x5 8 months ago
@5x3x1x5 I meant it doesn't have to be about things that make sense. I know that the joke needs to make sense
SMBfan1981 8 months ago
@SMBfan1981 Jokes don't have to make sense.
0wolfplayer0 8 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 Thats what i said in the first place. I meant in my second comment that things that don't certain things can do those things in the joke. The joke just has to carry on through it.
SMBfan1981 8 months ago
@SMBfan1981 OMG SORRY X SEND SUPER CANCEL DELETE ESCAPE XD Sorry about that. I "dialled the wrong number." I meant to reply to Austin ^^"'
0wolfplayer0 8 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 I understand :)
SMBfan1981 8 months ago
@SMBfan1981 lol... I'm going through all of Eli's jokes that are out right now :P
0wolfplayer0 8 months ago
I bet that guy was Welsh
michaelangelo323 9 months ago
i don't get it...
SS501Joanne 9 months ago
@SS501Joanne The guy has a hybrid sheep/human son with that sheep he was fucking.
michaelangelo323 9 months ago
hey... dad...elt el el el elt lmao
icyicylove 9 months ago
lol i bet he was scottish
TheMrLionz 9 months ago
how is this one funny
TheAntvark 9 months ago
aahahhahaa sheep is eli
helloo889 10 months ago
i gotta dirty joke... ok a brother and a sister are doin it and the sister says "wow u fick better than dad" then the brother syas "ya ik mom told me tht last night" like if u get it!!
charlottenalex327 10 months ago 135
@charlottenalex327 Now thats fucked up. lol. U into that kid of shit? Just kidding. I told my friend that joke btw. : )
Yalonda24 10 months ago
@charlottenalex327 ur a faggot
jaydimes10851 7 months ago
@charlottenalex327
must be a hillbilly family
TheZombieOutOfHell 7 months ago
@charlottenalex327 you made my day! haaaaaahaahahh
benry200 7 months ago
@charlottenalex327 That is the stupidest fucking joke I have ever heard. And I love that last part of your comment: "like if u get it!!" Really? REALLY? THERE'S NOTHING TO GET, CHARLOTTE AND ALEX.
sizzle9000 7 months ago 3
@charlottenalex327 EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!!!!!
fetch300 7 months ago in playlist Eli's Dirty Jokes
@charlottenalex327 I don't get it because you fail so badly at English!
shakenmikeg14 6 months ago 2
ok so a brother and a sister are having sex, and the sister says "wow you fuck better than dad" and the brother says "yeah i know mom told me that last night" get it now? :)
charlottenalex327 6 months ago
@charlottenalex327 XD
shakenmikeg14 6 months ago
@charlottenalex327 i dont get it...
AirgunHunt3rs 6 months ago
@AirgunHunt3rs ok so a brother and a sister are having sex, and the sister says "wow you fuck better than dad" and the brother says "yeah i know mom told me that last night"
charlottenalex327 6 months ago
@charlottenalex327 fucking incest
TheRetroZombie 5 months ago
@charlottenalex327 dont get it.
dawgalova 4 months ago
the man is scotish
MegaGamer50 10 months ago 3
Only in Iowa! Lol
TaterTot13086 10 months ago
@TaterTot13086 And wherever there are welsh.
SMBfan1981 8 months ago
eww thats messed Up lmao
ilovetechno98 10 months ago
:D
mrmaplestory12 10 months ago
I dont like the way eli talks i dont understand nothing he says )=
DarkestHeartERS 10 months ago 4
DAMN.....
Eli had sex with a sheep...
poor sheep got aids now..
RyanPwns1 10 months ago
Mr.Rogers?!
CherryCoveredCow 11 months ago
want to hear a joke...
WOMANS RIGHTS!!!
why shouldnt you fuck a girl in the ears?
because she could get hearing aids.
a blond walking into a bar...
the brunette ducks.
what do you do if a blond throws a grenade?
pull the pin and throw it back.
aaronzack14 11 months ago
Alex Kidd?
rejectofsoul24 11 months ago
stupid pplz -_- the sheep is the farmer's wife XD and he had a son who was crossed with a sheep and a human duhhh
imaSEXluverHORNY 11 months ago
Lol, silly New Zealand parodies.
Emsilbea 11 months ago
ooooooooooo i see the sheep is the sheep boys mother ajajajjajajajajaja
loko95ftp 11 months ago
So either he was fucking his son or that was the sheeps kid.Only read this if you didnt get the joke.
68kenton 11 months ago
Hey, DAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!
peacefoxtrott 11 months ago
the guy driving the car looks very like former irish prime minister bertie ahern
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MarioMan273 11 months ago
@TheTop10YouPick yeah in every episode u will find someone that looks like Eli, mainly cuz of his nose
chelseathegreat246 1 year ago
keep pressin 9
Drewxhunt98 1 year ago
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8soccer4life8 1 year ago
@TheTop10YouPick it is
jake841 1 year ago
guys winning a youtube fight is like winning the special Olympics....you may have won....but your still retarded
MultiNeurosis 1 year ago 2
@MultiNeurosis thats racist
WeLsHIKiiLLeR1 11 months ago
well... too bad that wrong hole in japanese is really Machigatte ana. :P
sethguy2 1 year ago
Lol when the sheep said " Baaaaaaaaa!," it really mean "HELP HELP SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
BlizzardIceFox 1 year ago
i love Ellis jokes :)
Rafamix100 1 year ago
EWWW! A yiffer! DX
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago
FUNNY
boeing757200american 1 year ago
that suck as hell
MegaXenion 1 year ago
funny as hell lololol
1LEROXYOSX1 1 year ago
he did it with his son @_@@_@
TheRandomBunnys 1 year ago
By far the funniest one I've heard lmao xD
ShadowPenyah 1 year ago
Eli is the one that's having *** with the sheep
TheMouaful 1 year ago
@TheMouaful u mean sex not ***
RenzoFootballer99 1 year ago
@TheMouaful Don't worry you can say sex. Its not a cuss word. Your like 36 and not a little kid who thinks that saying sex is a bad. Its time to grow up.
SMBfan1981 8 months ago
lol thats fucking wrong
DJ53151 1 year ago
a man gos to the doctor and says my dick is orange. the doctor says well what do you do thought out the day? the man says well i go to work get home pop in a porn and open a bag of cheetos
bigbobgotu 1 year ago 78
@bigbobgotu Lol nice one.
qwertyabsurd 1 year ago
@bigbobgotu Lol I thought that was a Dominican Joke but o well! xD
BRUTALITY569 9 months ago
@bigbobgotu I think it would be funnier if you were to say: A man goes to the doctor and wonders why his dick was orange. The doctor says, "what did you do through out the day ?" Well I got home, I was using the computer and eating cheetos. That makes the joke not so obvious and you must understand what he was doing.
WiLLEDprototype 8 months ago 4
276 sheep shaggers
PS3CRAZY96 1 year ago
i literally "LOL'D
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VannyHereticator 1 year ago
my favorite one
residentevil5pwner 1 year ago
I saw that one coming
Tdwp1203 1 year ago
elis is the man fucking the sheep at 0:20
ryanduffy10 1 year ago
@ryanduffy10 the sheep is the farmers son and the farmer is fucking his son which means the farmer is a pedophile
prototype844 1 year ago
@prototype844 i fking know that -.-
ryanduffy10 1 year ago
@prototype844 i'm pretty sure the son is the offspring of the man and sheep...
zander6100 1 year ago
@zander6100 figue that out all on your own did ya?
xGMon 1 year ago
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xGMon 1 year ago
That's sick. lol
TheProphaze 1 year ago
OMFG hahaha xD
jimipage6662 1 year ago
What's the difference between 14 dead babies & a Corvette? I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
TheSkuLLcomedyShow 1 year ago
lol Eli is the farmer fucking the sheep
jimstermy 1 year ago
@jimstermy Sheep-Boy you mean xD
MrDudeYouDontKnow 1 year ago
ELIS THE GUY SITING ON A CHAIR TELLING JOKES
lildog193 1 year ago
Doesn't have to be his wife ;)
TheCrimsonRanger 1 year ago
means that the sheep was the farmers wife..
ilovexiwei 1 year ago
RAPE
AFROtron1 1 year ago
So does this mean he bones his own son or he fucks sheep so much that he had a kid?
ericmarshall19 1 year ago
O my god he fucked his sheep so much they had a kid that's gross? How is the penis go in the vagina!!?!?
LyLaRox7 1 year ago
@LyLaRox7 its a joke -.-
noliferaider 1 year ago
@LyLaRox7 it's just a joke LOL
CowBoobie 1 year ago
@LyLaRox7 a sheeps genitals are much like a humans, and they have the same amount of chromosomes...
spike21194 1 year ago
@spike21194 you replied seriously? xD
yoursteph 1 year ago
oh so cute a youtube fight
...what retards
xEternalDarkness1x 1 year ago 120
@xEternalDarkness1x hi i make the 69 with your mom?aaah
yamaha69x 9 months ago
dææÆÆææÆÆææd
GanjaClown 1 year ago
this made me laugh hard!!
NoemiServida 1 year ago
omg
sally3443 1 year ago
thats pedo-sheep
chrimsilva 1 year ago
lol i was wrong i thought the guy was a priest so when he saw the lil boy.. yeah
jorgeofdeath 1 year ago