MTV your mom jokes

[jrkev1]

ur mom so fat that when she saw two black kids and a white kid in the middle she said OREO!!!!!!!!

[conster241]

your mum is so fat that the only thing keyping her from mcdonlads is the door (lol)



[lukeyboy184]

your mums so dum she got knocked over by a parked car!! lol

[1crazyfairy]

your momma is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

[Herly622]

yo mommas so ugly that when she went to the ugly competition theysaid sorry no profetional

[Herly622]

suckers i konw better look, yo mommas so fat that when she walked in mc.donald people started calling her big mac

[Huntermaster854]

Yo mamas so stupid she thought molesting was a way to play with jello

Yo mamas so stupid that she thought an intercourse was a way to direct traffic

Yo mamas so stupid she thought a dildo was a new type of silverware.

BTW I CAME UP WITH THOSE ONES >:I

[LasVegasBaby45]

7 yo mama jokes:

1- yo mama so fat when she stepped on a weight scale it sed 2 b continued

2- yo mama so old she wuz a waitress at the last supper

3- yo mama so stupid she put 2 quaters in her ears thinking she wuz listening to 50 cent.

4- yo mama so poor i saw her chasing a garbage truck with a grocery list

5- yo mama so old she sat behind moses in the 1st grade

6- yo mama so fat wenever her watch goes off ppl think shes backing up

7- yo mama so old wen ever she farts dust cum out

[1Jaader]

@LasVegasBaby45 hehehe cum...

[3DJBLEND]

To mama so stupid she tries to drown a fish

[widereciever33]

yo mama so stupid she tried to study for a drug test, bitch

[irockskinnez123]

some of the yo momma jokes are DRY in here but i got one if you now what island tonga and samoa is then you will get this!

yo mommas so fat that when she ate tonga she wanted samoa-somemore

[robloxguy31]

your mama so fat that when she was waring a yellow t shirt everyone side someone put some weels on that bus

[ModernWarfare2408]

ur mamas so slutty she just like 7eleven herr legs are open 24/7

[nomkhonwaan]

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[krazykilla008]

yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a ciggerette she said "who turned of the heat?"

[JR7755]

yo mama so stupid she takes a ruler to bed with her ever night to see how long she slept.

your mama so poor that the ducks feed her bread

your mama so stupid she shoved baterys up her ass and said i have the power

your mama so she tried to light a cigarette with a flaming hot cheeto

[MrJustin7001]

Your Moma So Stupid She Got Locked In A Mattress Store And Slept On The Floor.

[mikey456s]

yo mama so poor her face was on the front of a food stamp

[mikey456s]

yo mama so fat when she died God could not lift her up

[mikey456s]

yo mama so stupid she sold her computer for internet money

[Futurman2010]

yo so stupid yo sold yo car for gas.

BITCH!

[Tsoto247]

@Futurman2010 you're so stupid you sold your car for gas money. you idiot

[DontGiveAFuckSon]

your momma so poor i went threw tha front door and fell out tha back!!!

[datdachtikniet]

you dont even know my momma dude LOL

[Rocker1236661]

i lie ur moms so fat she jumped and got stuvk in the sky. and she got stabbed in a shootout

[Sweet43honey]

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[someguy97815]

LOL!

[MegaFunnies]

haha

[XLordJaK3X]

Haha Thats sick some are old thos Subbed