LOL, Old cock nose is without doubt not in the slightest bit interested in his children. That's it Von, put the kids back in the room, with a closed door you piece of shit.
Von makes me sick. He still does the same shit,over and over,forgetting for so long,to ad "fucking working" into his world. HAHA People who say that welfare is a good thing,need to see this. Our tax dollars buy him cases of Mtn Dew 24oz,Very expensive food,and he probably gets EBT. I'm more than sure he is receiving welfare in the form of cash. People like this need stopped.
His babies smile and look so healthy, why??....Because CPS placed them with someone competent to take care of them. If they had stayed with the Heltons those last 4 months well....let's just say they wouldn't be in the good condition that they're in. Please CPS, get these kids out of there!!!
Not like Von would know anything about taxes, he mooches off society for his reese's and mt dew. He has no ambitions to ever be a productive member of society all responsibilities be damned. He has no loyalties to anyone other then himself, and then he wonders why so many of us step up to keep the spotlight on his creeper ass. Not to mention he's the lulzcow that keeps giving. It's a tragic comedy freakshow all combines into one single wide package on mama's property in Kaintuck.
When I cam up, Von will shit a brick. He hasn't a clue who I am on Blog. But he thinks he knows me. I'm going to play him like a puppet till the right time to drop the lulzbomb. XD
vanhelton lol
mattersOVERmissiles 3 weeks ago
LOL, Old cock nose is without doubt not in the slightest bit interested in his children. That's it Von, put the kids back in the room, with a closed door you piece of shit.
MrTrollerVision 3 months ago
Derp derp derpi durpi duuuuurp deeerp daaarp derp derpi derpi duuuurp....
why are ppl like this allowed to make children?
I think ppl like von should take classes and get a special diploma before making kids........ah well ... bad boy bad boy GUM IT x)
BloodSlut 3 months ago
@lardo444 tsk tsk tsk Old News
StealThisWorld 3 months ago
I'm 45 min into this and my head is starting to hurt. If it weren't for STW and co., I believe I'd go insane. How does Mouse do it??
MrsCop 3 months ago in playlist THE MOST EPIC VONHELTON PLAYLIST EVER
Von makes me sick. He still does the same shit,over and over,forgetting for so long,to ad "fucking working" into his world. HAHA People who say that welfare is a good thing,need to see this. Our tax dollars buy him cases of Mtn Dew 24oz,Very expensive food,and he probably gets EBT. I'm more than sure he is receiving welfare in the form of cash. People like this need stopped.
MrSavagerocks 3 months ago
This needs time tags for stuff like "hold that bitch by her butt" coz I aint sitting through an hour of unedited Helton
thx but no thx
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35THIRTYFIVE 3 months ago
If u have a baby w/collic, u can help em by keeping their tummy warm.
STRAiGHTjAKETzPSyCHo 3 months ago
Leo frm tp? Nah. He's Renfeild, frm Dracula. Lol!
STRAiGHTjAKETzPSyCHo 3 months ago
XACTLY! Omfg! Do u have spycams n my house? U say all the same shit I say!
STRAiGHTjAKETzPSyCHo 3 months ago
"It's like he's holding a cat" (I held it together until that moment)
gnatsinthepizza 3 months ago
but VON you make my panties wet
lol
captkarl 3 months ago
His babies smile and look so healthy, why??....Because CPS placed them with someone competent to take care of them. If they had stayed with the Heltons those last 4 months well....let's just say they wouldn't be in the good condition that they're in. Please CPS, get these kids out of there!!!
linkzoo 3 months ago
you guys are funkin hilarious! for real though
sunchimedia 3 months ago
Mystery Science Theater Vonthousand.
sunchimedia 3 months ago
Not like Von would know anything about taxes, he mooches off society for his reese's and mt dew. He has no ambitions to ever be a productive member of society all responsibilities be damned. He has no loyalties to anyone other then himself, and then he wonders why so many of us step up to keep the spotlight on his creeper ass. Not to mention he's the lulzcow that keeps giving. It's a tragic comedy freakshow all combines into one single wide package on mama's property in Kaintuck.
jason34207 3 months ago
u said "hold that bitch by her butt". OMG im crying
cur2thapur2009 3 months ago
is there a bet on how long hes gonna have the kids... lool
SHACKTRESS 3 months ago
When I cam up, Von will shit a brick. He hasn't a clue who I am on Blog. But he thinks he knows me. I'm going to play him like a puppet till the right time to drop the lulzbomb. XD
jason34207 3 months ago
Gotta get up early for work tomorrow morning. Will be checking the Von Springer Show XD Hope to get some more gems to share.
jason34207 3 months ago
the baby just said "who the fuck is this mother fucker"
TheGhostOfPainsey 3 months ago 2