The Worlds Greatest Mysteries SOLVED (Long Version)

[TheRandomCrazyMan]

Religion.....Bollocks

[MegaValture]

SOME of those things aren't bollocks some are real you can't always believe what you hear.

P.S your videos are one word GENIUS.

[lookibatmanitesfatma]

sketer bronson: Im not reading these communist books to you guys!!!

[Yogsoggeth]

Worlds greatest minds Indeed.. You might want to ask youself what they have to gain my Debunking all these things that are obviously NOT Bollicks.

WAKE UP MUPPETS!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@Yogsoggeth ...if you open your mind too much, your brain falls out!

GO BACK TO SLEEP, MUPPET !!!

[theHLetter]

what the??

[offplanetfilms]

@theHLetter

...Thats not even a complete sentence!

[theHLetter]

@offplanetfilms

haha, ok, I will finish it

what the hamburger!!???

what in the name of holy hamburgers and cheeseburgers that I ate last month while driving a blue car from KFC to Mcdonald to my house to meet my new cat named Barbie that I bought from a pet shop named Petpet Your Pet near my friends house at the Baker Street 221b???!!!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@theHLetter

Ahhhh... now you're TALKIN!!

[theHLetter]

@offplanetfilms

hahahaha...

[pagoogly]

XD cant believe that youtube didnt censor this. BOLLOCKS.

[offplanetfilms]

@pagoogly

Luckily... there's no actual real Bollocks involved! (they're all ruddy cardboard!)

[pagoogly]

@offplanetfilms you guys at offplanet films never let me down even with those cardboard bollocks. XD

[leokimvideo]

Just had a look at the 'data', really interesting, maybe this is the real unsolved mystery of the net.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, I sense the interference of a couple of big hairy bollocks there, somewhere!!!

[Tession666]

lol it is all bullocks, I think people who believe in Telekinesis need to stop watching Heroes or sumthing LOL

[yessirz]

Maybe if you removed the bollocks from your eyes you would be able to see more clearly .. Some of it is bollocks, thats true, but just classifying everything you dont understand as bollocks is just plain old stupid and ignorent. ---> Life is a mystery, and NO ONE has a clue. Best scientific explenation so far is, that it sord of just suddenly appeared .. nice

[offplanetfilms]

I see very little "mystery" in day to day life... but guess what, it's still wonderful!!! (given a level stable mindset of course). Any superstitious explanation for an unexplained phenomenon is simply, bollocks.

No scientist ever claimed that anything "suddenly appeared"... thats purely for the "believers" and charlatans intent on fabricating a mystery for their own fame and attention.

[illuzion30]

"Life is a mystery, and NO ONE has a clue."

Actually, lots of people have a clue. Stop projecting your ignorance onto everyone else.

"Best scientific explenation so far is, that it sord of just suddenly appeared .. nice "

Can you provide a source for where you heard that "scientific explanation"?

[SgtJoeEvil]

Eating whilst watching this is unsettling.

Well done animations of lots of balls and sacks. Not a tame one, you. You piss about everyone off! You are my new hero. I want to take How To Piss People Off Lessons from you.

I disagree about the ten demons thing, though, that works. For reals.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

Typical naive-materialist dogma. Several of the phenomena described here have scientific evidence of their existence. For example, it is generally concluded now that ball lightning is a transient plasma phenomenon, and that the reason it's so difficult to document is that the electronics of cameras interfere with the conditions of its creation. Dogmatic insistence on blinkered 19th century materialism? Bollocks!

[offplanetfilms]

The human brain loves to con itself with fantasy. ...BUT a fantasy idea doesn't have to be considered "real" in order for it to still qualify as entertainment.

You are letting a film like this negatively effect you because deep down, the sensible repressed reason part of your brain was secretly agreeing with it.

...It's only fun, naturalistic 21st century freethinking comedy!!!

[ohmygod0922]

humm !! so there are balls in these gullible's head that needed to physically removed huh ?

[illuzion30]

I'd really like to see remote viewing and "the Secret" added!

Either way, this vid is top notch.

[offplanetfilms]

The original cut ran for about 6.5 minutes & had even more Bollox! ...Such as Atlantis and Stonehenge etc... I must confess to missing the two you mentioned though. (I'm not familiar with "the Secret"??)

[aza1aus]

Remote viewing & the secret are proven to be real, there is a science behind them.

this vid is top notch - bollocks!

[illuzion30]

"Remote viewing & the secret are proven to be real, there is a science behind them."

Okay... where's the science behind them? Who are the scientists working on them? Where are the doble blind studies that validate them?

[tomkovacic]

Do you believe the world is round....bollocks!

Wasn't that the same story many years ago. LMFAO

[offplanetfilms]

Actually, ...I'm pretty sure the world is pretty much bollock-shaped these days! haa!

[iamthenrone]

2.26 funny :D

[ThEcAnAdIaNeMo]

i know this is just a joke but fuck you, if you think I'm gullible than you are just ignorant there HAS to be alternate forms of life in this universe, so SHUT UP you ignorant pricks

[offplanetfilms]

Your reaction betrays your true feelings of doubt in your mind regarding your "beliefs". If your "beliefs" made you stronger, you would have better anger control. As it is, deep down, your subconscious knows you're kidding yourself, and subsequently that is the source of your inappropriate reaction.

[sexycat1111]

ok look for one it is not gohst they are spirts and they are real they are on earth cuz they ither havent finshed something or want to say good bye 2 taro cards real 3 pam reding is proven to be real i would no..4faith healing is also real 5 dream cachers real i use to have bad dreams every night ubtil i got one ...6 levatation real 7 near death experisons REAL REAL REAL SO SHUT UP

[offplanetfilms]

Thinking something is real, is different to it ACTUALLY being real. You probably believed in the tooth-fairy at some point in your life too, and later found out that was BOLLOCKS. You have a few more untruths to remove from your mind before you're completely free from being offended by a mere video.

[hansendrexler]

I'm glad to see this sort of thing, youtube has been overun with bollox. People just beleive what they want to beleive, 5 star

[pootmastaownz]

i guess i am gullible

[offplanetfilms]

Just keep your teeth clenched more and you'll swallow a lot less! (joke)

[oinkysqueak]

Sounds like a Tasmanian joke to me :)

[Fraterculae]

do you mean molts? and starters? i'm not that telepathic!

[offplanetfilms]

Absolutely! ...you read my spello's, not my mind! (No bollocks in site, ...er, I mean sight!)

[Fraterculae]

i'll stick to my guns cos i know about some really good research. Anyway, as soon as it is demonstrated how things like telepathy work.. you will just say its ordinary. You've already accepted NLP as a mechanism for things which used to be 'magic'. And btw of course there's more to life than what's 'in front of you'!

[offplanetfilms]

One day, when the wool in your brain maults, and clarity returns to your thinking process, the REAL truth will set you free! Join the Brights movement for straters.

[whirlpoolzend]

That was...BBB BBB Bloody good!

[billflowers]

telepathy, feng shui, auras, dream analysis, near death experience ?

all bollocks!

[offplanetfilms]

EVERYTHING except the Bollocks... are BOLLOCKS!!!

[Fraterculae]

silly video .. most of these things are irrefutably genuine if taken on their own terms. There is great scientific understanding of telepathy, feng shui, auras, dream analysis, near death experiences etc .. they can all be used in meaningful and useful ways. This is just thought police nonsense.

[offplanetfilms]

Bollocks.

[whirlpoolzend]

Hi Fratercuae: James Randi will give you a Million dollars (US) if you can prove any of the above by "agreed-upon scientific testing criteria". I can stretch to $10 Australian...good luck! ;-)

[offplanetfilms]

I'll throw in a couple of hundred on top of that if ANYONE can pop one of these BOLLOCKS!

People love to believe there's more to life than what's in front of them everyday.

It's easy to fill your head with bollocks... it's harder, but wiser to not do so... then achieve something creative in reality instead!

[AbbeyNormal]

Please check out the Penn & Teller's Bullshit episodes on each of the above (except I don't think they ever did dream analysis). None of them are even slightly supported by scientific evidence.

[ganursego]

atlantis?....bollocks... ;)

[iamthenrone]

what about Atlantis? :(

[PlumpTomato]

Why picking a penis

[Crosisborg]

you forgot christianity

[howlbigbadwolf]

Wow that helps explane everything wow i feel like a giant weigh has been taken off my sholders....strange the weight felt like a pare is balls ROFLMAO