My First Drink Pt.2 - First Impressions

[mitchg2008]

Where is fukin part 1??

[sleepipanda1]

shit



[thelefter10]

i once pissed myself in the bathroom when i was drunk....... but i was 13

[CarlHindsgaul]

my first time getting loaded was t 13 with a bottle of captain morgan!? LOL, i was so fucking wasted, cant remember shit!

[WyvernhuntIsGod]

jon lajoie and you are the coolest canadians ever

[mrhackster99]

@WyvernhuntIsGod fuck u

[rmRAMbo3521]

i love you

[BlakeTheBear6]

mufasa

[TheSpyderseb]

p97i7t75976t7t79r87tiugb just sayiinnn

[BrownNyellow]

My first drink was 3 bottles of brava, I got that buzz

[ThaKman650]

Did it bug anyone else that he didn't use his gunship? :$

[serge1895]

@ThaKman650 he did use it

[THEBOY8830]

im 10

[dgfreebootv5]

@THEBOY8830 who cares

[MrTroll696]

My first drink was a shot of whiskey that my cousin gave me. :D

[tray4774]

Dirty wheels

[iiiNFecTEDx]

i live in canada, and we use the term "wheel" too, its pretty cool who u used it in the last vid :p

[darharrison]

@BreakinMA So this was supposed to be a response of my first time getting hammered drunk? Never mind then. As you stated, this was not a good story of that, as it did not affect me.

[darharrison]

@BreakinMA Wait, it's legal?

[darharrison]

@BreakinMA But it was GOOD and like 4.5% alc

[BKsMassive]

this guy is a fucking legend!

but dude why were you sick after only 5 beers? xD

[TheEpicSong1]

Comment comment talk talk XD

[darharrison]

My first real drink was chugging a Mikes Hard Lemonade. That shit is GOOD. I was 11 then, and I'm 15 now.

[juli09joker]

comment :)

[brunoislief]

my first drink was something with 0.5% procent alcohol and im 12...

[lilrocker1391]

my first drink was a shot of crown royal

[MAskDCreePer]

The cliffhangers are worse then watching The Sopranos. -__-

[janetjful]

What is your gamertag on xbox 360?

[shamencaster]

wat is that music being played?

[alexmaster1457]

talk about ur first time masterbateing and how it felt and how awesome and u were like ... i wanna touch myself for days :D

[FPSRosaParks]

dicks

[SpewinFaggot]

He sounds like a decent guy?

[poopsiclesss]

LOL @ Tags XD

[therealboyz4]

I comment

[TheJack615]

sounds like you took acid

[GraveCaller101]

It buffered when he talked about how he pissed in his pants and the it was like "I know alot of you guys are wondering, how the ______" ROFL

[TheBSDae]

Lol

[mrseaweed1000]

we need to hear the top 2 embarrassing stories!!

[Krrokz]

broroom............ you homo :)

[HipsterassMODAFUCKA]

Is there a girl giving you head while your doing commentaries?.. "Im the Attack... aaaaannd im out!" finished in her mouth hahahaa!!!!

[stuntcc]

Finaly ive been waiting forever for this!

[BackhandARabbi]

is Jake the tank guy in some of PJoey's vids?

[Rainolx]

comment

[latinoluka]

my first fight

[xxbrockloverxx]

puke at 5 beers?!?!?!

[THATKIDREACH]

Multiple-personalities, nice touch

[MrHdf3dx]

Is this a re upload i went to watch it the other day, but it didnt work?

[XxXx0mgstankyXxXx]

LOVE IT

[oscardc555]

lol this is true the first time i got high i got more confidence and after that i got so much girl i could not control lol

[Mazdex23]

He called this one part 3

[SNiPGaM3R95]

haha awsome!

[GotTrickz]

Im 11 and i seen full house :) im serious

[DaBoyWhoCriedSheep]

THIS DIDNT SHOW UP IN MY SUB BOX!

[Stunktank]

First time I got drunk I pissed all over myself lol. 9 shots of yaeger >.>

[Kalimahala]

My first drink was tittie milk. :)

[xGeeOhh]

@Kalimahala

From your mom ... Shouldn't be sharing that.

[ADragonsFear]

@Kalimahala is it bad it wasnt from my own mom? yeah i had a really bad birth

[xD34DxxS1L3NC3x]

@Kalimahala Me toooooooo :O

[OpTicDi3seL]

GIVE US PART FUCKING 3 OR I WILL RAPE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY.

[2KelemeNt]

@OpTicDi3seL bad diesel. bad.

[countryzomer]

@OpTicDi3seL better show some respect? lawl

[NitrosamineZ]

Epic. PART 3 NOW

[tigerinthetrees]

How about 3000 likes for the epic intro and the epic video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fataltacos]

wow what the fucks up with all these haters? Iamtheattack is like my favorite youtube commentator

[glaringbubble]

lets also hear 1 and 2 of your most embarrassing moments. (;

[69whitetiger69]

awsome vid

man cant ya jst take a breath tho lol

[letsbegaytomorrow]

we love you

[weedjrs]

we want part 3 & 4!!!

[BlameTheLameCamel]

thatwasfuckinghillarious

[R3ckNaR]

Dude you have some epic stories....

[KamikazeStryke]

Half his stories make me think he's a pretty cool guy. The other half proves hes a douche who does steroids, drinks a lot, and chews tobacco.

[AntiCampingUnion]

You sound exactly like Alex from KeepTheHeat :D

[alson35]

pt 3 pt3 pt3 pt3

[konijtjes]

i was in awe when you said you were going the episode there you made me a sad panda

[Jimipappa]

aaahahah this is fecking awesome :D

[defarm18]

4:59 to 5:01 BEST

[AsianSensatione]

hey everyone I do call of duty commentaries and am just getting started so vcome over to my channel nd sub plz

[elementaldude7]

you would know the exact minutes of said "scene"

[woodcaca]

It seems like he's on crack

[benjy0115]

awesome video as always man

[iVilliain]

wait..... the fuck?! GET ME SOME COPENHAGEN!

[DUDEITSBRENT]

LMFAO

[llThreeFingerz]

Mr Attack you didn't respond to me & my friend tweet, TEACH US OF THE MEANING OF LIFE, please :)

Love this video, as with all of the :)

[JGTheGamerx]

lol u are a prick for that one hahaha

[UndeadOfTime]

Can you upload the parts faster... >.<

[generaltoast2152]

You are the greatist commentator ever bro

[1CombatWombat]

@AliensHD don't you feel accomplished now

[JSKMW2]

upload!!!

[BroCareToLax]

cool story bro

[Indexcard88]

@BroCareToLax Bro Care to Lax?

[TOXIN0PAT]

You sir have some awesome commentary 

[WhiteIWolf]

HAVE 4 PARTS I WANT PART 3 NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWW

[LaxBro1811]

I need a part 3 :)

[Shamladoo]

Im 12 and I drink more than you, lol.

[CodeCXF]

@Shamladoo Shame on you..

[vadym3000]

lol im 12 and i drank a bunch of vodka in my life

[mancilla903]

that shit at 0:28 always happens with me

[RosetaStoned10000Day]

wtf hella lucky care packages at 3:45

[dshiznit148]

re-upload? 

[Gunnjamin]

I bet you used a hair dryer (there is always a hair dryer in a girl's washroom) to dry your shorts so they didn't look wet anymore. That's how you survived.

[monster1596]

Dick... haha Nah its all good as long as the last bit is amazing.

[TheLiQuiDTaGe]

No mud wrestling.. What about jello wresting.. Just as Good! haha

[hockeycab13]

DAMN YOU!! GIVE ME AN ENDING!!!!!!

[skadooshcovers]

sooo stoked for part 3 hurry up!!

[MrAwesomesauceman]

haha fuck u haters that say hes too cocky! hes the douche you want to kick in the balls! thats his personality and its awesome

[IAmTheAttack]

@MrAwesomesauceman haha yay! sometimes im actually myself in my videos, but I feel if i talk about banging dem broads like "That Guy" it would make more sense

[matthewla16]

@IAmTheAttack omg he actually replied lol

[MrCollinlol]

@IAmTheAttack i kind of hate your intro. :(

[iAddiCTeDx]

the best commentator ever. not on youtube. ever. u shud do this for a living u fucking god

[MegaMonkeyman101]

idea for next video...My first prostitute

[numbah1itachi]

I'm gonna buttpunch you in your fartbox if you stop doing these, you better read this.

[poopsiclesss]

MOST AMAZING FUCKEN COMMENTARIES

[105jal]

my first time drunk was yesterday but no girls

[DJxWHEELZZ]

paaarttt 3!!!!

[swoblevideos]

best fucking video yet by far

[RamzeyXD]

YouTube logic... 488 likes + 5 dislikes = 301 views

[Galaxygamestorm]

Give me sonia matheryard

[CanadianGamer1998]

i cant wait for part 3!!!!!!!!!

[senorseis66]

I love this dude... ALL homo ;)

[USClanSite]

I love this dude....no homo

[UncopyrightedAudio]

Part 3 now or a ill send Pedobear after you!

[AliensHD]

im 15 i drink more then you, lol

[TheKratos147]

@AliensHD Same here brother

[Galaxygamestorm]

@AliensHD It's not very clever to say that in the internet :\

[AliensHD]

@Galaxygamestorm My parents let me, its ok

[Galaxygamestorm]

@AliensHD No i mean Youtube reports to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and then they investigate about it more , just saying be careful man.

[Tenzo777]

@AliensHD It isn't something you should be proud of..kinda sad actually.

[AliensHD]

@Tenzo777 not really, i think its more sad that people (probabaly like you) play video games all day everyday. I dont think its sad that i have maturedd faster then normal, not like im an alcholic I am still doing very well in school. All I said is I drink more then him which means that I can drink more then him in one night. I think its quite sad if you havent tried it out yet, cinda shows your not very social.

[NJDgopats]

@AliensHD lmaoo your a good lier

[Tenzo777]

@AliensHD Very nice assumptions, I watch a video of a game and you come to the conclusion I play "all day everyday" yet your watching this too. Just because i don't drink doesn't mean I'm not social, MOST people my age don't drink, so your saying they aren't social? I will never take any drugs and good for you having matured faster and drink :p

[iiMygL]

@AliensHD lol

[1HitK0h]

@AliensHD You're 15 and you drink a lot? HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GOD AMONG MEN!!!

[AliensHD]

@1HitK0h Dont be haten....and i dont drink alot i ment i drink more when i drink

[1001Lai]

@1HitK0h I've never heard anyone use the god among men saying other than my dad xD

[LIllf2015]

@AliensHD Damn, Aren't you super fucking badass.

[SM1GN]

@AliensHD Oh, you're cool

[DroppedPencil]

@AliensHD sick man.

[jagentay69]

@AliensHD Kiddy cocktails don't count buddy

[Timmy3169]

@AliensHD his mum still loves him though

[OxenCinema]

@AliensHD im 17 and i banged your mom

[youngmula900]

@AliensHD u smoke weed to cause im 14 and i drink and smoke like a bitch and never remember how i got home

[saturnbicmac]

@AliensHD german as well

[314979]

@AliensHD cool story, tell me how it concludes when you're a big boy and are sleeping in the slums cuz you fucked up your developing brain.

[anchilidas]

@AliensHD thats not good buddy

[araj60667]

@AliensHD Oh my god, can you be my best friend. you're the coolest person i've ever met or heard of!!!!!!

[BooMxDeViLDoG]

@AliensHD lol im 14 and i drink more then him

[UndeadOfTime]

@AliensHD Lol same..

[Yinternoe]

@AliensHD I'm 17, been drinking since 12. I get drunk nearly every night. My average GPA is 0.4, and I skip school nearly every three days just to get wasted. I'm one of the coolest guys I know. Every chick wants to bang me, the guy that doesn't care how he looks, how he smells, and how his hygiene is because he comes to school wasted nearly everyday. Proud fact.

[LittleSmurfHD]

@Yinternoe Your a cunt.

[SniperShottz]

@Yinternoe

tell me how your doing in 20 years bro.

[SnipinYou]

@AliensHD do you have bad parents ? :D

[jonfosta]

@AliensHD whoa.. really?

that was a cool story bro.

[Sawchuk9]

@AliensHD When did this video turn into a drinking contest?

[dewseds]

@AliensHD you wanna medal bro?

[tuneupyo]

@AliensHD thats not good :))

[bradrowand]

@AliensHD cool story bro 

[V3NOMGAMING360]

@AliensHD Hes the attack

[Eaglepwnsmuka]

yay :D.

[SocomGeneral723]

NOW WE WANT ITZ NOWWWW. :D

[CCredwing37]

I wanna hear the IAmTheAttack's most Embarrassing* story!!! haha this one is funny as hell though!!

[Kadeswitchengage]

my first one night stand hahaha

[stonewallidiot2]

this is hella bomb vid

[BLOPShotOfTheDay]

Part 3 - NOW!!!

[Yuhckee]

Hahaha wow! What a cliffhanger/douchebag move, Attack! Great shtuff!



[mastermclovin0]

a generation that has never seen full house?.... next thing you know they wont know what bugs bunny is... truly a failure of a generation

[121gigawattson]

this video was too much for my pleasure nurons to handle

[Colonel380]

attack plz answere this! why didnt u join the billionair challenge??

[121gigawattson]

I dont know why, but this has been one of my favourites

probably because of 2:54 onward

story is classy as fuck

[jemaplemoney]

LOL

[Coyote1138]

Sounding more and more like a douche! CONGRATZ BRO!