Tim Allen - Men Are Pigs, Part 4

[wolflover409]

omg thanks so much for that!!

[Jessispy]

whenever my mom tells me to do something... i just give her a Tim Allan worthy GRUNT!!1

[Deuc35]

"yeah well your ass is wider!"

[StrongFreak13]

im gald this dude at work told me about this, iv seen his show a lot as a kid and now but just to hear him say fuck bitch shit is funny

[kappekarle]

the thing with the child with the penny is actually even found its way into his new series last man standing....20 years later...

[Pumarisi124]

Good stuff. I laughed till I was choking. Never saw his stand-up before. Thanks for uploading.

[CatLeKitten]

Tim Allen is a mad scientist.

[xbryman92x]

the garbage disposal bit goes straight into Home Improvement haha.

[MasterTterb98]

"What the hell are you doin?"

"Aaaahhh!"

[379buzz]

I forgot how funny his stand up was!

[bsbfan05]

what the hell did you put in here the cat

[109367]

man imagine what that could do with a little more power . . .

lol

[er6789er]

Man I miss Home Improvement...

[skylorsjodin]

then im gonna wipe my butt and take a shit!

[Neurolanis]

The audience really loves him. Not every comedian gets that kind of response.

[MegaGhost151]

That bit about the disposal and putting a tree limb in it they actually did on the show.

[Incrediboyhero01]

Wife "Well you can't use THAT sponge it's just for Teflon!!!"

Tim "WhoooAAAA!

[SimuLord]

My ex-wife bitching at me for doing it wrong after she'd bitched at me to stop treating her like a domestic slave is why I'm glad to be divorced.

[mtrstudios1]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa (best line ever)

[vxc149]

what year is this?

[c9fazatt]

what is "the wife screaming" during the NBA Playoffs? 01:21

[manofmystery26]

@c9fazatt the disposal's cloged..sorry if i mispelled

[ABonzaiBanshee]

@c9fazatt "the disposal's clogged"

[MrAubrey86]

I watched this with my dad almost 20 years ago, and we couldn't stop laughing. It's still great.

[RazzMcTazz]

Thanks for posting this video. I remember seeing it back in the day and wondered if it was as funny as I remembered. It's still good.

[MoneyMan8900]

HA He is funny.

TIM ALLEN

[BlahBlahMoose]

I just watched the 4 videos and every joke on this film is in the first series of home improvement.

[0b3ron]

That's because the series concept was based entirely on his stand-up routine. Season 1 turned his comedy club shtick into a sitcom.

[EgulAye]

Classic and beautiful. I remember watching this on VHS in college in the early 90's. When Home Improvement came out we were all "Hey, look at that, awesome". Great talent to take a stand up routine and turn it into so much more.

[MasterTterb98]

@BlahBlahMoose Really?

Gee

[ketmakura]

I love the way he screams when his wife surprises him.

[yumichishio1319]

"Well you a man you'll figure out a way." XD The way he says that is priceless.

[sendai78]

"So I rewired it! Put a Harley V-Twin in there...

... tree limbs aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

... kitchen wood chipper, that's right"

Comedy. Gold.

[desimunda116]

they could make a top gear america w/ tim allen and him going POWERRRRRR the whole time hahah

[greenlimer]

Tim Allen is one of those comedians you just can't hate.

[MrStreck]

yeah then im going to wipe my butt and take a shit.

[sohckiller]

then...........i rewired it hohoho

[Coffee1608]

& i'll take that faggy rose pattern off....lmfao

[thatguynick]

"So I rewired it..."

^Best line...

[Ujonsfuno]

Thank you for upload!!!

[CrimzonAE]

More Power! XD

[Cheech234566]

1:21-2:00 hilarious

[blonderoach5104]

I'm from Kalamazoo (where this is filmed) and it all looks the same. Inside and outside the State Theature. LOL.

[xsillyx2k8]

all this stuff happened in home improvement it was gas

[NickJonasFan907]

lol,so frekin funny

[slashking87]

WHAT THE HELL are u doing

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[EAGLESFFL20]

awesome video. glad u put this on youtube!

[ConkerPucci13]

hahaha :18

[affliction187]

"first im gonna wipe my butt then take a shit" funny as hell

[TheBlitz1]

Tim Allen is awsome!

[jirmaya]

the dishwasher gag was the same thing they did in the forst episode of home improvement!

i lmao'd when the dishwasher exploded

[Maryukujin]

lol I was looking for this for years , thanks for posting it , that was worth the time I took to watch it :D

[meganbrookehammond]

so fucking hilarious shit

[ssobulldog]

Yeaa they all sound like apes,,has anyone heard a pig in their life,thats not how the damn thing sounds!!

[digiangel234]

"Your arm is longer" "Well your ass is wider!"

[JDigman62]

"how do you screw up dishes,if your a man you will fund a way."the funniest so fuckin far.

[toadknowsit]

lol. he uses alot of similar stuff of home improvement...without the swearing

[elewho]

2:29 "Will it blend?"

[polian78]

Indeed. I've been looking for this for a long time, I remember when it was first on HBO.

[812edward]

Made it to Part 4. Still liked it,like I did on HBO.

[nos4speed]

haha everyone is going arrghhh arghhh argghhh at the end then some twat comes along and goes ooooh ooooh ooooh :P

[magicbus333]

lmao i might as well wipe my ass then take a shit

[BigDieselTruckDrivin]

Dear anonymous and gymguy. This is a stand-up video. Why in the hell are you even bringing religion up. Shut the fuck up. Tim Allen could be satan's assclown, and I wouldn't care. He is funny. That's all that matters.

[gymguy25]

I heard Tim Allen got into showbusiness by literally selling his soul to the devil, anyone know if there is any truth to this?

[anonymous0s0egion]

your an idiot!

[gymguy25]

First of all, it's spelled YOU'RE an idiot and second, I was watching a clip about satanism and it had a list of celebrities who sold their souls for fame and fortune and Tim Allen was on it. I don't just believe anything I hear without proof, but there must be a reason why they said that and I just wanted to see if anyone knew what that was about. PS if you want to trash-talk while hiding behind a computer screen, save yourself the trouble and tatoo "I'm a gutless puke" on your forehead.

[GabrielBacon]

Hey guys how bout some corn? Will that cheer you up?

[IBangedYourMomHard]

Tim Allen is just as funny at stand up as he is hilarious in Home Improvement. He's also a real man, who's proud of it and doesnt apologize for it, but can also laugh at himself. Hes not some snivelling apologetic wimp like Ray Romano and a bunch of other fake wussy men on sitcoms of today.

[Patmac1017]

i completely agree

[anonymous0s0egion]

me too! tim allen should be president of the u.s.!

[coyclown]

Classic Tim Allen! He does some really good sound effects!

[digiviceboy]

Sounds like my mum today xD.

Mother:"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WASH THE F'N DISH BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN!"

Me:"Why mum? Isn't that what the friken $2000 thing is supposed to do!?"

Mother:"It can't handle it! You have to get rid of the dirt on it first!"

Me:"Yyyyeeeaahhh... I'll mind that next time I'm trying to buy something completely superfluous."

[ketmakura]

It cracks me up when he screams at his wife's appearances.

[AvidCyclist]

'I could clean my neighbors siding from across the street!'

XD

Dirty Dishes... f'n hilarious!

[ZackT618]

You've gotta wash the dish, then you put it in. Yeah, them I'm gonna wipe my butt and take a shit what the hell's the matter? LMAO!!!

[what46evr]

i think i love his stand-up as much as i love home improvement, it's awesome that you posted these videos

[justabelle]

These were great. Thx 4 posting 'em! ;)

[snazzyXcore]

sounds like my mom when i was a kid: "you can't put a dirty dish in the dishwasher!!! you have to wash the dish first!!!"

[kob083463]

You're ass is wider, I don't ask you to fix the toilet.

[GOSTARS99]

Man that was funny. Too short.

[pinkbunnycookie13]

lol theres n episode of home improvement where he gives the disposal more power n puts tree branches in it!

rofl @ the ending!

[MasterRodes11]

sounds more like Henry's wife (Delores) from Home Improvement than Jill lol it was still great

[ksemlol]

i cant find rewires america on here

if its up on here will someone give me the link

[jerrygofixit]

I knew I could find this on youtube, great job man, I think it's only on VHS. If you haven't seen it you should check out Tim Allen - Rewires America, that's a great one too.

[Floatsfast]

DAMN! I could have been at that performance but the old lady didn't want to go see an unknown!

I used to spend a lot of Saturday afternoons in that theater watching Disney movies when I was a kid.

One of Tim's sisters work there.

[MegaMan632]

I would love to have a Dishwasher like the one he described

[GeordieSupporter2]

tim allen is a legend!

[onepoorguy]

Hey have you ever seen Home Improvement? It is so hilarious! In the first episode he asked the audience "What does this tool?"need and the answer was "MORE POWER!"

[Ookani]

I REWIRED IT!

[demolitionman07]

Arggghhhh!!

[reesman22]

"goodbye Roses"

[sdegroot1]

more power! argh aaaaargh!!!

[eyelasher4984]

count the redknecks as they leave the theatre...

[drummer703]

i did, i can't find any

[Hipkiss1805]

hilarious

[megothier]

dude i love this!!! my dad says i'm too young o have seen this before but it looks soooo blooming familiar...

P.S. home improvement is the most hilarious sitco in the world...

[specdecible]

He did a stand up routine at the montreal comedy festival and did a similar routine as this one, just shorter.

[PeterBainner]

@megothier It's one of them. I'm partial to Boy Meets World m'self, but Home Improvement is probably #2 on my top 10.

[megothier]

@PeterBainner I could never get into boy meets world. However Home Improvement still has me DVR-ing and watching fanatically as if the series is a brand new sitcom that I've never seen before. love the show still.

[PeterBainner]

@megothier For BMW (wow... I just noticed the odd car reference...), you have to have grown up with it. You have to have been 10 when Cory and Topanga were 10, been 13 dealing with loss of family members while watching Shawn's father pass away, and being 18 trying to make a life for yourself as the gang moved away and were all scared for what the future held. I know it sounds a little odd, but the characters Cory, Eric, Topanga, and Shawn all feel like a branch of family of mine. They really do.

[steeltag]

man that was good stuff!

[Mercworld]

Jeez, thanks a lot, man! I simply love his routine.

BTW, if you have any more of his shows with you - please keep me posted ;)

[DrewCombest]

oh man i havent seen this since in well over a decade. love it.

[Skater45150]

ROFLMAO "you gota washit than put it in the dish washer" "ye and I should whipe my ass before I shit"