This is why I NEVER sleep!

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

Porn...... Jk?

[M0VIES4U2]

Why does the clock never move?!

[lovekittymittens]

one time i stayed up till 4:30 in the morning and slepted till 9:00 at night.

[RambowUnicorn778]

COME ON!!!I give hi, water, I give him food, I cleaned his box , and he's nudered!

[hawk35194]

if it was 5 degrees to hot then whyd you put on the bed cover one you?

[R0ckdude351]

When i was at camp my dad kept snoreing i stayed up till the morning well good thing is i didnt groan when i went up

[MrPokemon355]

the same as u cory thinking too mutch about my vids and when i shoud make it i never sleep anymore

[pheonix99themaker]

who cares

[kyoukan102]

Well, sleep is the cousin of death.

[doctorwhofangirl1]

i can never sleep at night cuz i have to many thoughts about my half-hour reading so im thinking about harry potter,but thats just me.IF U WANNA SLEEP DONT USE THE TV UNLESS U R SURE IT HELPS U SNOOZE. cuz it makes u more awake trust me

[14imke]

@doctorwhofangirl1 ... same here

[fucker007moneeey]

i keep rolling and thinking before i sleep and it takes soo long

[fucker007moneeey]

i was pooping when i was watching this -.-

[LadyWolfChild]

i have a suggestion to help you sleep. OK, idk abt you but the few times i remember the few moments before i pass out, i heard all sorts of voices and images fill my head. i think that these are my mind beginning to process the days events and they are starting to go super speed through my head, thought that's just a theory. it might just be the begining of a dream or i'm crazy. lol, anyways i found that if you still your breathing and breath like you do right before you wake up and let those

[LadyWolfChild]

images run through your head, it will put you to sleep quickly. i think its because those are two things your body does right before and during sleep so it helps you get to sleepy town even faster. :)

[IIDotDotCuurve]

i wasted 3 min. of my life [:

[Robin1890ful]

@IIDotDotCuurve OH NO YOU DI-INT!

[IIDotDotCuurve]

@Robin1890ful OH YES I DI-IIDD!!

[Robin1890ful]

@IIDotDotCuurve No. -_-

[IIDotDotCuurve]

@Robin1890ful I know c;

[FourEverBros]

@IIDotDotCuurve sonovabitch. Pft HAHAHA XD

[IIDotDotCuurve]

@FourEverBros XDDD



[states1996]

@IIDotDotCuurve shame on you

[dogbone222]

PARADOX lol

[Nightstar201]

when i sleep i think about my day how how better it could of been if no one was there oh wait that would be my heaven :P lol

[lamentofthelost]

He is dead on on the sleep thing... and the girl thing. My wife is asleep within a minute of laying down while I toss and turn just about like he does.

[GoldenCrest201]

i dont wanna sleep anymore.....

[jonnynachos18]

hehe cory has pink blankets

[Itchweeed2011]

When Spartas music came on I cound't help but get this giant grin on my face.

[messygirl2009]

WE TOLD U NOT TO NUTERD SPARA MAN!

[goldmaster11]

is corey still together with her?

[Suuz1997]

@goldmaster11 Dude, look at the date, 2008 is not recent you know -.-

[MrJohnMark21]

lol.... the thumbnails just makes it scary.... i thought there would be screamer.... lol....

[cdelya3]

2:30----> Your fans do

[franj1999]

epic crotch scratch

[radanju1]

lol 1:32 and 1:38

[KaySkywalker]

My cat used to be like that when he was a kitten, I had to lock him out of my bedroom in order to sleep. I used to wake him during his cat naps then we came to a compromise. He does't bother me and I don't bother him :D

[LanesMedia]

@KaySkywalker

thats just epic...

[loverofbalto]

I know how you feel sometimes. So many nights I have songs or ideas stuck in my head that just won't go away. Plus it is usually my boyfriend who falls asleep first, so I am left to myself wondering about things. It really sucks.

[hdancerunner]

at first the clock sayd 1:31 then a minute later it says 1:30..?

[RileyPivot]

Who would watch THAT?

(568,303 views)

[SylarGrimm]

I watch these old smpfilms vids when I can't sleep. Can't wait for the new one coming out that Kate is in

[ilovepie961]

did anyone else hear the fart at 3:05?

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

I hate sleeping. I can't ever get myself to go to sleep before midnight.

[kolongi1]

@MJEandPhyxesVids You Are Not The Only One The Latest Time I Have Ever Fallen Asleep At Was 8:00 a.m.

[Mrspidey457]

@kolongi1 the latest time i fell asleep was 11:30, The day before school started so...I was really friggin tired the next day.

[Elgar7022]

Now i want to sleep...

[rocktheboat87]

dude if i were u i would've wrecked that chick and slept like a baby

[PearlyPepsiPop]

:-P

[BibleBlonde]

Thats me. xD. What I normally do to get myself to sleep is read a good book. ^.^ After that, if Im still not tired, I go to bed, curl up and get cozy (Especially now that its Summer and our house is like the NORTH POLE!) and think about random things. Like what Im gonna do tomorrow, or what happened today... Stuff like that. :)

[TheBreakingma]

Dammit now I can't sleep

[teloelogy]

=))) asome....i can't sleep either (:|

[sebastian2121212121]

he never sleeps!

[Alex36108]

@TheZebra894 he want us to see what he woud do before a video

[MrController360]

noob!!



[fffib11]

what did he want is my question please respond on what he wanted

[Wolfmania98]

LOL!!! The advert said Hynosis for insomnia 

[Spartacat123]

*noises*

C'mon cat, you should be sleepy.

(now imagine if Sparta found an atomic bomb)

[ScorpiaAssassnia]

lol, I use the time to play Left 4 Dead or Dead Space 2, the absolute perfect time to shit yourself while wearing Turtle Beach headphones (the best kind)

[DaynNightGaming]

I sometimes cant fall asleep cause my penis is not lying right.

[Pswmi666]

You should change your pants.

[mariokiller111]

i cant sleep.. duhduh shut up sparta it was just a video

[shannynlaine]

I love how the alarm clock reads 1:31 then goes to 1:30 and then back to 1:31 lol.

[cookieandroney4everx]

@shannynlaine and it stays at 1:31 lmao

[gigokingmaster]

now what,  you'r not alone the same i'ts happen to me

i can slepp, have to see tv late.

[07Khaos]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who asks my guy where he's going all the time.

[parkerandrecreation]

steph is so pretty :)

[999joyboy]

dont think thats how you sleep

[THETANK249]

If you cant sleep. Go do it with your girlfriend and you both will be tired and you will sleep in peace.

[TheCandSfilms]

Ican't sleep either. did i mention that i have been awake for the past 72 hours :3 thats not good...

[ZapFlap]

who would watch a video about not getting to sleep? ..... only 564.082 ppl. (when I watched this..) Lol!

[TheCalv15]

Haha wiw apparently a lot of people would watch that just look at your views and likes

[cutie101464]

how long have cory and his wife been married (I FORGOT her name,srry). p.s. how old is he

[MrMillerboy6]

1:38 SPARTA'S THEME!!! :D

[doglover5898]

I always think of 2 certain people at night

[pancakes991]

HOPE YOU GET TO SLEEP



[TeeheeLink98]

OMG I DO THAT ALLLL THEEE TIIIMME

[courtalini1]

i rub my fingers together or think about how cute sparta is

[dbzfangirl678]

that is what had happened last night . I was questioning how we just sleep.

[itsme2133]

time goes from 1:31 to 1:30?

[NeverMind2991]

i am idiot while i started round 81 in cod7 zombies i saw this vid and i got down

other guys they good

we made it to rund 87

aah i got winter's fury full

[edelpoison]

i don't know how to sleep ethore sow fast

[intensedHD]

I always laugh when that kitty song comes on lmao

[alicat589]

"ugh shut up it was only a video game creature of the night!" lol

[MrDeathbybullets]

@TheZebra894 His ballez back

[superalexstein]

639 people cant recharge...

[xxricheybxx]

haha look a the artist youtube thinks its by

[ryanb788]

I have 5 cats. My favorite kitty (Odie) is our most vocal kitty as well as annoying at times. When he wants in our bedroom he meows non stop till one of us gets up to let him in. Then 5 minutes later is at the door again meowing wanting out. He loves to pick on me. He will meow to come in & when I go to let him in........no kitty. That little turd. Gotta love him though. Our kitties and dogs mean the world to my family.

[DrumBass4ever]

mean kitty needs to sleepy favorite line XD

[pickletaco8]

@jrkitty253 it says 1:30 not 7:30

[jrkitty253]

Why are you sleeping at 730?



[djsebex]

why th timer is always 1:32?

[nickzilbersher5927]

holy shit when i started watching this vid the time on the clock in the vid was the same in irl!!!! its 1:31am here 2!!!! XD

[ArielleLovesYou123]

hahaha

[PurpleM70]

He just made me question sleep lmao

[Recondragonslayer]

did time go back at the beginning of the video it says 1:31 and 20 seconds in it says 1:30

[Recondragonslayer]

did time go back at the beginning of the video it says 7:31 and 20 seconds in it says 7:30

[o11o01]

i want my god dame balls back pppppllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa­aaasssssssss

i wont piss on the couch -sparta

[NirbilMan]

huh. A video about not being able to sleep. heh. who would watch that? In answer to your question, ME! priceless. :D

[Ultimat3L3gend]

@NirbilMan I also said Me XD.

[BluegrassFilmsKY]

@TheZebra894 "I WANT MY F***KING NUTS BACK YOU SON OF A B****!!!! HOW COULD YOU" -Sparta

[96Fizzy]

i think about what im gonna do tomorrow then I dream about something totally random

[MissySprite777]

wow. your ADD is keeping you from sleep. mine does the same thing. my mind never wants to shut the heck up.

[IronRoses24]

@MissySprite777 same am add too and i can't sleep!!

[buffalogirl1001]

@MissySprite777 I have ADHD and it's torture to fall asleep. Especially after my medicne wears off

[MrCook69120]

@buffalogirl1001 is that why i cant frichen sleep? adhd? i spend like 4 hours thinking every night its a little ridiculous

[redspiderman567]

Hey thats what im like i cant sleep!

[jcbocat]

its 1:32 though out the whole video

[AZproductions117]

I think about death.

What happens? Do we just stop existing?

[KidStyleJackAss]

dude you look HUGE compared to that bed!!!! XD

[kasaundrax3]

when you put on captions it "she so cuban when she sleeps"

[Masshuu4400]

0:48 hahahah xD

5degrees to hot in here.. and... yeaah.... 

[donokasinoindro69]

@TheZebra894  wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

[MissChikki777]

Anyone else notice the clock goes backwards??!

[a7mad316]

i really suffer this as well

[rillera25]

I can never go to sleep, im emotionless all day then everything just hits me when I try to sleep...so much thinking...

[Lawlietowns]

i hear noises at night when i try to sleep and i dont have a cat

[Poohf2]

Just think to yourself, open my eyes and i die, and youll be asleep in no time! (ps, i am not kidding )

[weirdoboy729]

@Poohf2 Tempting, but no thanks.

[deidara98791]

YES I CAN RELATE TO THIS

[chihuahuasarecute123]

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!

[PirateMcSandwich]

magnets how do they work?

[alekaro111]

@PirateMcSandwich *Magnets, how do they work?

[78kevin]

thats exactly like me

[spiderlover678]

CRASH! CLANG! BANG! MEOW! lol

[Plushofob]

This video was rather good, pretty much covered how I experience every single night I try to fall asleep before 3 a.m. The only thing though, it only took you 3 minutes before you gave up, and I wouldn't be surprised if it normally takes you ~43 minutes of lying awake doing your internal monologue thing - before giving up. My biggest issue is not being able to fall asleep, so I would generally like to see more videos on youtube about tips & tricks on falling asleep. Anyway, GJ and keep it up!

[shoshenkis]

@Plushofob I have suffered insomnia my whole life, until I started meditating, it has to do with giving up on thinking, dont think over it, just give up !

[Plushofob]

@shoshenkis I've had a friend who tried to teach me how to meditade a few years back. But I couldn't, because I can't "give up thinking" =\ But one question: Do you meditade just before going to bed or do you meditate in the middle of the day to train your ability to relax whenever you need?

[shoshenkis]

@Plushofob I try to meditate at least once per 24h and during the day when walking, or whenever I can afford to (in the bus, when sitting, when eating), most of the time I meditate when I come back from the job (1st thing I do), sometimes I feel the ''urge'' to do more than one session. Btw not being able to give up on thoughts, or rather the impression of it, is normal. Its impossible to have a blank mental state at beginning, meditation is not what you may think.

[shoshenkis]

@Plushofob you don't have to give up thinking ! Take a real meditation course and you will see lol, a lot of ppl think that they somehow should be able to attain the void the moment they sit down lol !!

Meditation can change your life for the better, it can cure you of insomnia and irritability (it did with me) and open your heart to others, thus making you escape from the pain of judging the others. It makes life more enjoyable and at the same time leads you beyond time and space. Dont pass it

[RAWRmeJessa]

hey you posted this on my birthday

[LinkinParkLover90]

@RAWRmeJessa and on a friend of mines

[LinkinParkLover90]

@RAWRmeJessa and on a friend of mines too

[Spookychik]

1:30 your house is possessed

[sonickage]

your wife is really pretty!! and i don't mean that in a creepy "you don't know me im just a random guy on the internet" way.

[perypoo123]

who would watch that? well about 550,963 people

[HalfMadGentleman]

sleep is wierd.. may be you should try lucid dreaming! i want to but i cant sleep either.

[weaslefeets]

wish my husband would say things like that about me xD

[superduperdrew12345]

you neutered sparta 80o

[coggs1998]

now wen i go to sleep am gonna thin of dis sh1t

[himedarren]

omg thats what happens to me!

[Hizyhara]

Wow this video is three years old and still gets comments!

[PI3point141592653589]

now i cant sleep thank a lot man

[foofiecomics]

i think about middle school i hate it

[TheSydnick]

How did the clock go for 1:31 to 1:30?

[FiddleMeDiddleLove]

@kristykat097 and apperently u als0 watched this a L0NG while ag0 because n0w there r 548,217 views

[JohnMinigun]

Not who would watch that  , its who would make that ... i would rather sleep instead watching how not to sleep ... : )

[molliexxrandom]

this has made me sleepy..

[DieNBreatheMMA101]

Paranormal Sleepactivity?

[illusiontheory]

ADD much haha. Try coffee before bed, its a stimulate so its stimulates the brain including the gland that produces melatonin. if you dont want to try melatonin before bed

[Ro0key]

I feel ya.

[jennys1903]

I feel your pain, I am very much like this, every night...with three cats, but without the girlfriend...by the way I believe my cat Sabre is much naughtier than Sparta is, which isn't necessarily a good thing. Love your videos :)

[MyCodchamps]

he wants his balls back



[JasonsWoods]

Exactly... Women fall asleep so fast. :P and i don't get it.

 My cat meows all freaking night.. haha

[AmongstTheBracken]

You are sadly mistaken, Mean Kitty never sleeps.

[grumble5005]

this video takes place between 1:31 ans 1:34 on the clock on your nightstand, i take leaks longer than that mate. Looks like you are either impatient or you need to story board more.

[Onlyonechewynthatsme]

He's jealous you can scratch your balls and he can't lmao!!!XD

[tegandguitar1]

mean kitty need to sleepy.. lol

[123thestickman]

what he wants is his balls back lol

[MrPudude]

its weird how i clicked on a video involving insomnia?? and so did 544,204 people???!!

[UxBurn]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[blade3337]

@UxBurn and @TikTikBOOMBOX no because you are a spamer plus i tried that and the prizes are fuckng awful!

[TikTikBOOMBOX]

type prize before youtube and press enter

[Brendon1141]

LOL a shot 5 second clip of this video was on the NEWS IN CANADA!!! :D

[NathanForYa]

i love the meow fron 2:01 to 2:03

[kigid]

I reeeaally want the Mr. Safety theme as a phone tone.

[heathfiedler]

lol this just came to mind but what would to topped this off is her letting rip a nasty sounding fart. xD lol

[kassie773]

what are you doing makeing a video at 1;30 in the morning

[AvailabileUsername]

The clock goes from 1:31 to 1:30, then back to 1:31

[Mctavish121]

@AvailabileUsername Maybe you should learn to read description

[aomduck]

lol, you cant sleep when your thinking that hard man... I know,its hard to not think sometimes huh? Happens to me all the time.... Sadly.

[TheVaporeonrules234]

@MegaMeow13 Now it's 540,622

[ceilshadd]

lol, 'great, now i cant sleep', lol

[frostykittens]

Who would watch a video about sleep?

Apperntly 539,621 do

[changang56]

kitty need to sleepy lol i swear im a dude who is 100% straight nut i love this guy lol.....ah the simple yet amusing things in life