Tim and Eric: "Cinco MIDI Organizer" (Awesome Show)

[CallOfDrewthulhu]

This sketch was my introduction to this show. I laughed so hard that I could not breathe. Good times.

[TheManleyWilliam]

Do you guys really not know what a midi file contains?

[TheJayLeHol]

@TheManleyWilliam

Music, apparently.

[MultiCreditKIng]

@undisputedgreatest Sorry the correct answer is your Mom! (That's what she said!)

[Cessebabe]

I love how circumstantial all the cinco products are

[omjeremy]

65163687965107 awesome!

[aj0446]

" Allow 10 -12 weeks for delivery, No money back gurentee"

still waiting 4 my cinco phone.......

[wario22]

I like how he said "651" when the numbers on the screen start "984"

[VergilsRespite]

Is a "MIDI" like a Smurf?

[ramdor4]

I thought that kid was a girl untill he spoke

[durtdawg303]

That's pretty much my typical Friday evening there. Sitting around with my family, listening to my computer play catchy beeps.

[MultiCreditKIng]

I think the Dad played Mandark on Dexter's Labortory!

[undisputedgreatest]

@MultiCreditKIng YOU played Mandark on Dexter's Laboratory!!!

[Shane11967]

Just think, this is how computers were at one time.

[beatleman98]

Wow. Cinco is WAY ahead of their time!

[StanleyBradshaw]

Lynch, that you?

[rollomaughfling]

@StanleyBradshaw It was Ron.

[LateNightCable]

Don't laugh kids, this is really how it was 25 years ago.

[th3soviet]

MR.LYNCH!!!!

[spectowin]

cinco>apple

[wheelmanstan]

man, ive never laughed so hard, man computers blew back then lol. though Oregon Trail was the shit!!! Man this was even before the 3 1/2" floppy, lol I actually used a floppy a while back, I put a small mp3 on one in 2003 lol, those drives are still being used today, like a fail safe for computer nerds, nice computer but didn't ferris bueller's computer kick this ones ass? lol

[insomniahedgehog]

@wheelmanstan You must be new here.

[wheelmanstan]

@insomniahedgehog what do you mean?

[CrazyOldMaurice69]

This is actually extremely practical for a Cinco product, not to mention entirely safe.

[FlintSparkedStudios]

@CrazyOldMaurice69 That's a good point... No one even had to get their teeth removed.

[NatalZaks]

MIDI

[LazerField]

What the heck is a tulley toggle?!

[Homepie]

@LazerField The tulley toggle was a very primitive form of computer security in the late 80s. It was basically a manual wheel you had to spin counterclockwise to allow changes to the drive's files; it came about during the very early days of the internet when computer viruses were starting to become a thing. It was pretty quickly scrapped because you'd have to rotate the toggle whenever you wanted to make any changes to the files on your computer.

[farnium]

THANKS CINCO!!!!111111111!!!"

[animegangsta69]

WOW!! Dual 5-inch floppy drives?!!! that is boss!

[NoidRoidN]

cinco is fucking evil

[omare788]

I love midi tracks.

[ThePeteAwesome]

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-comedy robot

[BigDogJang0]

I just got my Cinco midi organizer from radio shack today, freaking sweet!

Thanks Cinco.

[billthecat666]

In the early 80's, we knew what the potential was for computers, but it wasn't there yet. It was an awful lot of work to accomplish the most simple tasks, not to mention the cost. And user friendliness was almost an afterthought for computer manufacturers.

[Jmaster677]

The blonde kid is Dewey from Malcolm in the middle!!!!

[rabates123]

Betsy Baker (Linda) from The Evil Dead.

[TheRabb0t]

@rabates123 HOLY SHIT!!!

[urbanpsych0]

I dont have a T-38 scsi port, does Cinco have a device that plugs into my pci slot that will give me a port?

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

God, this reminds me of a 70-year-old who tried to explain to me a couple months ago what a midi is. He was totally serious, too. :-( I thought he actually composed songs, but when I asked him for examples of his tunes, he sends me generic midis and proceeded to give me a tutorial on what they were. It wasn't even a very clear explanation.

[Sdozeman]

It's amazing what technology can do for us these days.

[PashReturns]

I wish my computer had a Tulley Toggle.

[MrDunlevy]

Thats a boy? Wtf?

[ksiadous]

Thumbs up for tilly toggle.

[rogerrogerdlf]

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[zeioIIDX]

This ad is so depressing to me. Ugh.

[InsaneBillykane]

MIDI files are serious in the streets.

[Audhumla]

oh god it's ron lynch!

[Jumbif]

Is that narrator Ron Lynch?

[NeverMind9132]

Man. I hate prime numbers.

[AdinArkonen]

we love you cinco

[lowlypeasant]

This is brilliant.

[solo40145]

DAM i need on of those!

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

If the multiverse theory is true, then it could be possible that somewhere out there, there exists a universe somewhat similar to ours, except where government regulation of corporations never occured or was even considered. There, the Cinco Corporation, a huge Spanish-American multinational corproation, effectively owns the United States and therefore has most of the world by the balls. Cinco provides nearly everything to the people of America, from food to news to toys to education, Cinco.

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

@EATshitanddrinkbleac

Right now, this strange family who owns this homeschooled boy (and probably uses him for sex) is using the Cinco Midi Organizer to organize their midi files that are their only form of entertainment because of their choice to live in isolation in Alaska. The family made this decision because of recent tensions between small business owners, anti-corporatists, and socialists and the Cinco corporation which has resulted in the death of approx. 10,000 Americans so far.

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

@EATshitanddrinkbleac

These protests, which escalated to riots, which escalated to full-scale civil war; are this version of Earth's answer to our TEA Party and Occupy protests, and have been going on for just as long. Passion is preferred over reason here and that which we would consider surreal is the norm, a parody of our world. Such is life in Tim and Eric.

[TheGoodChap]

It reminds me of when I was first learning to program, there were times when I was unsure of how to assign something to a data type, so I would display it on the screen and the user would immediately have to type it into the input which is totally unnecessary. This is like a file system than is totally pointless because its just a list that the computer could have stored on its own, than displayed the list. Just my own 2 cents, hilarious any way you look at it.

[musov]

Murdered. Came in through the bedroom door. Night stabbed. Blood stained exposed stuffing burst from slit pillow. Sheets disheveled. That's where it happened. I am here when I was there. I am still there too. That empty spot which once cradled me. The place I slept and fucked and fell ill; one more time than wished. Knife faced. One eye firecracker popped by thrust steel. Body twisting, suddenly awake in pain and terror. Held down as I died. – Musov Shoko

[bunzaroni]

@musov um this isn't "def jam poetry". i think you got the wrong page, bud!

[TheOnlineCommunity]

Call now toll not included.

Allow 10-12 weeks for delivery.

No money back guarantee.

[Pilotgeek]

Well that was worth it.

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[dmanschaumbizzie]

@xxdavidhaloxx omg you nerd....

[Dan69WasTaken]

@xxdavidhaloxx one of your numbers is off double check your work

[Sposchy]

@xxdavidhaloxx

You are truly sad.

[flackinIdioticFlamer]

@xxdavidhaloxx Ooooo, quite close, but you missed the 3rd to last 4. (should be a 4 between the last two nines)

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[BarbaricGoose]

@xxdavidhaloxx It's funny because the kid said the first number was 6.

[spudsydog]

I'm the only dork who knows that the computer he's using is the elusive Apple III.

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

@spudsydog And what a piece of shit it was.

[spudsydog]

@AdmiralGilgamesh Oh, I never said it was a good computer. That thing had more problems than Hank Hill's urethra.

[nickfifteen]

@spudsydog I'd hate to break it to you, but that is NOT an Apple III. First of all, the Apple II had darker keys on the keyboard and didn't have two floppy drives like that.

[ucg102]

@spudsydog Nope.avi

that's not an apple III

[strangerreality]

@spudsydog I really really really wish it was. Sadly it isn't. *bigger nerd moment* The apple III only came with one floppy disk drive built in. >.> And the keyboard keys were brown, not beige :P I don't mean to be rude, my excessive nerdiness just kicked in XD

[slash8915]

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[hockeybum90n5]

how concise! 

[Nicetry75]

thumbs up if you recognize the announcer as Mr. Lynch!

[e11aguru]

Does it work for MP3's?

[lollylopseleventeen]

THANKS CINCO!

[Krazykevin3000]

.."Kind"?

[TheEpicality]

/watch?v=PCJoiu2Q2bM

[D3vourmysoul]

too bad the video doesn't play -_-

[AllofVideos]

Video won't play?

[Seyhawk]

Mark Mothersbaugh!

[MPSecare]

This is a great product. I like to listen to Mozart's "Reuqium" (number 3524273485735625) after I eat my Napple.

[goodolarchie]

I found it! 6 5 1 6 3 6 8 7 9 6 5 1 0 7 

[CaptainRon2341]

The mom is Linda from The Evil Dead

[MusicalMisanthropist]

@CaptainRon2341 holy crap...didn't notice that...she's all old

[nillzhillz]

Lol. Oh man...the small percentage that gets this joke...really gets it. I had so many midi's........

[rollomaughfling]

01:08 Dad gets really frustrated at the Cinco filing system.

[ISellCrack4Real]

that nigga needs an ipod

[WeAreDan]

Is anything in this commercial real?

[vargonian]

The umrn read aloud clearly started with "651", but the umrn shown on the console did not. This is an error that should be corrected.

[stupidstuntsrock]

Tim And Eric Is Epic! It is so stupid and you never know whats going on, that's whats so funny about it.

[OdinOfRagnarok96]

boring yet funny

[Matthew1242]

lol 1:25 he is getting minimal pleasure out of listening to it after all the hard work hahaha

[thunderheart530]

its funny because this would have been worth thousands in the 70's

[bubbles32565]

no adds! add blocker mutha f*ckas

[jandsbfan]

Do they really think the people that like TAEASGJ want to join the army?

[sbranco12]

But you know what, in 15-20 years we'll feel this way about the iPad.

[AKerch13]

FIREFOX. AD-BLOCKER. DONE. FOR REALS. DONE.

[thecrazyglopss]

what's funny is once upon a time this would've made a good product.

[Twenty4YoomboFrets]

Im still waiting for the Cinco AD blocker.

[SeanoftheDead53]

is that Dewy from Malcom in the middle? (How do you spell his name?)

[h66hhgr]

@SeanoftheDead53 I think it's spelled Dewey. ;)

[Allplussomeminus]

... Revolutionary, LOL! That was a piece of junk.

[DarkFilmReel]

0:01

[tatman180]

that guy trained his wife well.. she doesn't talk

[bitbat9]

@tatman180 She should be making them SANDWICHES though.

[tatman180]

@bitbat9 hahahahaha oh yes!

[shonnh1]

Your Choice. Your Family. Your MIDI.

[SuperSmashDolls]

At least it's less memory-hungry than iTunes...

[james429]

@SuperSmashDolls OMFG!!! That was too funny! BUMP...because it's so f'ing true. Hey, I here Apple is slashing their prices. All we have to do is remember our 82 digit UMRN for each song. :) Mahalo! I'm smoking this bowl for you.

[WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

is that dewie from malcom in the middle?

[destructionman1]

@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU Haha I don't think so.

[WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

@destructionman1 But it sounds and looks just like him(minus the hair)

[DDay6565]

I love that it takes longer to read off the numbers than it does to play the tune. lol

[urbanpsych0]

Any T-38 Scsi port?!? 

[snowbordersrock]

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[preago]

@snowbordersrock Did you remember to connect your T-38 Scsi Port cable?

[selfdestructstarfuck]

stupid ads.

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

im an adult... and im SWIMING in ads

[DethKikr]

Ron Lynch is the announcer, so cool!

[FarziGuerra]

i want it so bad!

[mustardtechnicians]

im just trying to teach your son about midi files. i do this every night with your son.

[BedBang]

Thanks, Cinco.

[TheCherryChurch]

Wow, that is truly revolutionary software!

[birdmankickedmyass]

I just love that generic white announcer voice

[wildboy789789]

fucking capitalist army advertisements

[negadrewpickles]

Thats Cinco quality!

[jb60135]

That would be easier, I'd say.

[karmacop911]

i have been targeted by marketing that is relevant to my age and sex.

[JerFhilm]

The guy doing the voice over is the same guy that voices Mr. Lynch in Home Movies.

[OmegaRevive]

@JerFhilm Really?! I love that show and I just realized it. Is Home Movies still being made or is it over?

[JTC545]

@JerFhilm aw man when i watched tom goes to the mayor i always thought i heard that guys voice before, thanks now i remember.

[0FreezeMan0]

And here I am using this so called iPod...*tosses*

[jcgamer107]

I love Tim and Eric for reasons I don't fully understand

[goreesha]

Dude with the glasses is Tom Kenny, voice of Spongebob Squarepants.

[100crazzyguy]

@goreesha ha ha no its not sorry

[SEHANO]

@goreesha- I don't think that's Tom Kenny. It was the guy from the Minivan song on T&EAS: GJ

[Scone54]

@goreesha no way!

[901Areacode]

Cinco is a registered trademark of Ford Motor Company.

[CJman327]

Camptown Races MIDI UMRN: 65163687965107.

[PrenoctopussSejonjon]

i dont know how to describe it but i think its fucking funny. as. hell. at 0:18... cause the kid wants to hear fuckin camptown races so bad that as he whimpers "please" to his dad, his mom ever so sympathetically places her hand on his wrist is such a way that she's telling him, without words, that "son, it's okay, we can get through this" maybe it's just my sense of humor but does anyone else find that part funny?

[youtubbs67]

@PrenoctopussSejonjon Abso... Lutely. I wish more people thought like that.

[shox5555]

@PrenoctopussSejonjon dude i've never been able to describe my sense of humor but you pretty much just did hahahahah i know exactly what you're saying

[xclassflare]

Cool story.

[PrenoctopussSejonjon]

@xclassflare Original comment.

[Mattystew17]

kall me shenaiy

[ChristianU2ubeh]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE TECHNOLOGY OF THE FUTURE.

[kishbass]

nvm, it's 30 seconds

[Dominic078]

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[Marxfan58]

allow 10 - 12 weeks for delivery!

[boricua6483]

tulley toggle, lmao

[fudgepacksack]

what in the fuckstick is a midi file?

[Lavarrgian]

@fudgepacksack

Ha, you wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you don't know what a midi file is! Also, because of your screen name. HA, FAG!

[Eddielovemuse90]

are their families actually like that...?

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

@Eddielovemuse90

i like to think there are.

"Son, remember to dress up tonight. Your father's bringing down the computer so we can listen to some music."

[TheWarped45]

I almost blew a vein laughing so hard.

[artificialkoala]

Cinco has the most practical products. I don't know what I'd do without my Mancierge or my Cinco Urinal Shower! Thanks, Cinco!

[LiveTheLimit]

ADs in every goddamn video... even after I F5

[DisposableHero]

Lmfaoooo

[dragoons9009]

Jesus! I thought that kid was a girl, until I heard his voice

[Jimbogreenred]

lawl, generic old commercial xD

[ehwilliams]

Is that Betsy Baker from Evil Dead 1? yes i believe it is lol.....

[Leatherbubba]

Son,you know those midi files aren't sorted.



[GrammarNazi100]

"Camptown Racist"...I LIKE THAT KID

[TheEndofNowhere45]

@GrammarNazi100 wow... camptown races buddy lol.

[GrammarNazi100]

@TheEndofNowhere45 I know it's camptown races, but the kid sounds like he says "Camptown racist.".

[mooseboy18]

You really had to be a computer user in the 80's to appreciate this fully... and I was. I first caught this on AdultSwim, and it made me laugh hysterically.