George Carlin's extended list of dirty words

[VampirusRain]

Let me go on Urban Dictionary and I`ll find 200 more for you.

[flembagg966]

LOL Beating the bishop

[11njenkins]

I feel as if my vocabulary has increased by about three hundred words

[rissalola]

Fart Sniffer hahahahaha



[WolvesBane95]

Love the walk out. "See you later!" Classy bastard.

[tourettesunicornio]

shugar bowl pie ??? oooooooo i get it

[tjd92295]

THE ONE-EYED WONDER WORM!

[cooldog324]

I fell out of my chair when he said "snappin pussy" xD

[ZBot316]

Its still hard to believe that this guy was the narrator for Thomas and Friends, a kids show, for so long, and i never realized how raunchy he was in his stand up routine. R.I.P. George Carlin.

[amaron11]

Pooooooontannng.

[123PWNT]

71, which is 69 with two fingers up your ass.

[hoobusthesecond]

Mongolian Cluster Fuck.... AHAHAHA

[AICchanning]

up the old dirt road

[dantesthreshold]

the only other place i ever heard Mongolian cluster fuck was in the movie Broken Arrow when Bob Gunton said it to John Travolta. i only use it when things aren't going right in my life.......... so needless to say, i say it ALL the time!!!!! lmao

[B4reel200]

71

[SuperPhdiva]

Riding the cotton pony! lmao!

[247ninja]

..." one eyed wonder worm"

[christeechicka]

Awesome!!  Who else would dare ??

[SasukeUchihaguy]

Beat the bishop, pop the cookies and mongolian clusterfuck

[fiesta181]

HEY, you forgot needle dick, the bug-fucker!!!

[arethereanyquestions]

2 ppl havent ever had a mongolian clusterfuck...

[noobsaibot25]

LOL 

[TheDeendeen]

i never laughed so hard in my life!!!

[djbadlt]

yodelling in the gulley!

[comalley0130]

pooooooontanggggg!

[JessieCross]

gotta love 71...

[Lefraw212]

anybody want to 71?? lol

[warwickstar1]

Someone should make a song out of this. O_O

[LizaLips1]

Pooooontang!

[JackWilsonVideos]

A very complete list that I am going to master! I will of course make the addition of "jog on!"

[cooldog324]

@JackWilsonVideos don't forget "meat puppet"

[bereandon]

"Diesel dock...diesel dyke that was." Heehee (He forgot taint)

[dopplerthesexybeast]

I swear, I pissed myself and choked on my toothbrush. I would name my child after him, lol. He's one of the best things to happen to this country.

[ethusiasm]

@dopplerthesexybeast too bad he passed away 3 years ago.

[happybuddyperson]

can ya say KYKE on t.v.???

[RoyalMessup]

he forgot nigger

[theDENIMMAN]

POOOOOOONTAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matthewauchenbach]

Holy fucking shit LOL(hysterically)all what he is saying is gonna kill me!

[cthuluforever]

"Sugar bowl pie" HAHAHAHAHA. Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.

[illinoisbear]

R.I.P GEORGE CARLIN

[matthewauchenbach]

@illinoisbear

a man that shall forever be remembered as the man with great knowledge of the English language.We will miss George Carlin and to him I say good bye as we all should.

[MrFuturecanadian]

You can buy a poster and t-shirt that has all these words.....

[legodude305]

while it's unimportant, he did say "piece of ass" twice but dam thats funny

[xximgreat]

I laughed out loud where George said "Pop your cookies", "Bust your nuts". Funny

[gootchie]

Yodeling In The Gully. I'm still cleaning chewed-up saltines out of my keyboard...

[KUVAMOK]

BEST COMEDIAN OF OUR GENERATION LAUGHED HARD FOR 4.47 MIN WHAT THE HELL IS A MONGOLIAN CLUSTER FUCK ANYWAY?????

[Thedoctor19000]

George Carlin: the first Urban Dictionary!

[Thedoctor19000]

Beating the Bishop!

[Paool3107]

I don't think "sit on my face" is one word :P

[flyingfishpie]

@Paool3107 but Yodelling in the Gulley is? :P

[tha808scrappa]

@flyingfishpie Up the Old Dirt Road!! yeah!

[energygirl1104]

2 ppl have bearded clams

[2ooPnYz]

@energygirl1104 yeah they do

[MilkyWhites]

MONGOLIAN CLUSTERFUCK.

[prender54]

71, which is 69 with TWO fingers up your ass. lmao

[Digimon575]

LOL

[soulc10648]

got me at 71.......yodeling in the gully

[NikaraKeehl]

what was the one he said after snappin' pussy?

[MrMaDelirious]

Milking the chicken classic.

[Trojans175]

Bearded Clam!!

[sharlynn1984]

I love all his stuff, but this makes me laugh cry and piss myself all in one!!  RIP Georgie!

[PurpleIzumi]

ONE EYED WONDER WORM!! lol xD

[Targetsignal2]

Ok well I was sitting in the computer lab watching this and I was trying to contain myself and when I got outside I was dying!!!!

[ledzeppelinLEMONS]

i love george carlin... RIP

[midnatwilight56]

"MONGOLIAN CLUSTER FUCK" i love George Carlin XD

[16924fps]

I saw this show back in 1982. I was still living at home while going to college and when he started this I had to hold a pillow over my mouth so I wouldn't wake my parents up since I was laughing so hard. By the time he was done, I could barely breathe from laughing. It still gives me stitches when I listen to it.

[DarthLucifer08]

I can only get to "Milking the Chicken"....after that my mind is overloaded.

RIP George.

[Jahrass7]

when I was 8 I played this over and over again crying in laughter...

my parents were strict and I NEVER cussed in the house

That's why this was f@#$ing classic!

[zippobang]

A few years ago me and Johnny Walker worked all night recording this and the "Incomplete list of Impolite Words", just for my own joy to savor the language of my hero; with as much accuracy to the rhythm and diction as I could to try to mimic the master. Happy to say I passed it off as George. A unique fuck. Miss ya, pal.

[uzidown138]

At 4:33 he says the term ruff trade its the only one that i dont know what it means .anyone who knows what it means please contact me or post a comment and help me out!!!

[DarthLucifer08]

@uzidown138

IIRC, it's a reference to prostitution. "trade" is a word associated with that and "rough trade" means a rough customer. It may also mean really rough sex. But don't quote me on that. Hope this helps.

[736berkshire]

lol 1:57

71, which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass.

[gregchance324]

RIP GEORGE

[sjp092]

Lol mother strapalonian

[homfencing]

What makes this even funnier is the credits rolling and he just keeps going!!

[misterperfect69]

laghed so hard i was legally dead for 5 minutes!!!!LOL

[Janovjev]

Mongolian cluster fuck,my bro accidently spit out some coca cola on my screen because of that one.

[GmodJonathan]

i lol'd

[ZEROJuggalo]

MONGOLIAN CLUSTER FUCK

Keep it Black,

ZERO

[ANGELO13111]

hahahahahhaaaahhaaaahahaaha