Johnny Depp speaking french

[PassTheMeth15]

NAME OF THE SOOOONG

[PassTheMeth15]

But you got that

[WhovianForLife]

@PassTheMeth15 I'm sorry but I've been looking all over the internet and I couldn't find it for you. Hopeful someone else will. Sorry again.

[PassTheMeth15]

WTF means ''where the fuck''

[PassTheMeth15]

OMG WTF IS EVERYBODY o.O

[PassTheMeth15]

PLEASEEE ITS BEEN 19 MINUTES SINCE I WROTE THE COMMENT 

[PassTheMeth15]

NAME OF THE SONG PLEASE YOUTUBE PEOPLE!! I'M DYING

[JollyGreenGir]

sex in a suit

[777Viktosha]

Ох, Джонни Джонни, смотрю я на тебя и думаю, какой же ты дурак, возвращайся в семью.

[NinjaBunni13]

yuuuuuuummmm O_O

[BumblebeeApples172]

DOES HE KNOW EVERYTHING???!!?!?!?!

[iamsinistersnowfall]

can he speak french in my mouth? lol

[ChUcKySaWeSoMe]

awwwwwwwwwwwww

[lola7359]

haahahaha lolll i dont unerstand but ok

[Ki113r0619]

his lips are not moving ?!?!? WAT SORCERY IS THIS ???

[manticorex5452452]

@Ki113r0619 He recorded the interview (Vanessa is telling that) 

[manticorex5452452]

@manticorex5452452 the speech :)

[MAETSadventures]

@Ki113r0619 he has a recording dumass lol

[TheJunebug1218]

Huh?

[Gohomethea]

Get your hair off your fucking face, its not that hard.

[kingpinCaramel]

subtitles?

[1339LARS]

Not too bad ! Ah Vanessa forgot that .

[niekiedy]

hahahahahaHAHAHAHhahahahaha <3

[FaeTennant]

Haha, just look at the people in the audience. Some just have this expression of wtf and others find it amusing but aren't sure if they should show their amusement.

[m1key0]

fucking loser has to use a recording cuz he can't speak it live LOL.

[ShaunRogersRox]

@qwertypluss are we for real arguing about language? I'm suprised that no one is arguing about religion yet...oh wait

[MoonlessdarkVI]

Oh he's so beautiful!!!

[marzuog]

@MrsCoolGirl7 it is .. lazm tsm3ini o ana talk arabic then u will told me the 2nd comment ..lol

[MrsCoolGirl7]

@marzuog LOL

[Hyunikil]

the sexiest language in the world is not Frecnh !! idiots , its both HEBREW AND ARABIC !! yaaa we're sexy ..

[MrsCoolGirl7]

@Hyunikil Lol Arabic is sexy? i don't feel sexy when i talk n arabic haha

just Frensh !!

[Hyunikil]

@MrsCoolGirl7 its sexy when I SPEAK with it , when you here my Arabic your pussy will melt , just like Imgoingwierd77 < on the top comments

[BrawndoScream]

@Hyunikil No she won't, there are too many throat sounds. Her vagina melt because of the FRENCH being spoken, not your harsh language. Come on I'm not being racist, it's like seing german sound sexy. Arabic just sounds way too tribal.

[Hyunikil]

@BrawndoScream i will send you a video of a real Arabic language spoken and then reply to me your opinion

[BrawndoScream]

@Hyunikil That's a radio station voice hehe, but yeah sounds good.

[MrsCoolGirl7]

@Hyunikil Haha, Okaay

[BrawndoScream]

@Hyunikil arabic is ugly as hell. Everyone knows latin languages the sexiest, spanish, italian, french in particular.

[Hyunikil]

@BrawndoScream its sexy when i speak with it .. when you listen to me your pussy will melt just like Imgoingwierd77 <

[JeagerGray]

his wife is french, no wonder his french is good

[TheOnlyMrsDepp]

@JeagerGray You do know they're not married, right?

[revolvigdoors]

@JeagerGray his Girlfriend. they never married.

[KRKriller]

I don't get it, why did he have a recorder? He speaks very fluent French it seems, did he just not want to mess up?

[mementomori31]

@KRKriller He wasn't that fluent back then, probably didn't want to mess it up.

[properpunk]

i have to agree.... i would let him have me if he wanted.or force myself on him if he didn't want....

[Amber417]

Someone's gonna need to go get a mop, as I have just melted to the floor.

[RhythmGotGirls]

I just got a girl boner 0_o

[MrsCoolGirl7]

@RhythmGotGirls who didn't , lol

[salamisumo2]

@RhythmGotGirls O_O How does THAT work? Hahaha

[bluestargirl55]

Hes so hot!

[DevilFerrarezi]

OMFG i cant believe...!

[Elisjevian]

Why the recording?

[Bevlaa]

@Elisjevian probably because his French isn't great. I imagine he wrote it out and read it aloud repeatedly until his pronunciation was spot-on then recorded it instead of risking messing up on the night.

[wheatonna]

Why the recording? His French is fine. Kinda weird.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

I think I need a cold shower...

[capvtmvndi90]

Gianni Deppaaaa!

[acidbillyburn]

Johnny Deppooo!

[secretme127]

<3 <3

[prettyreckless2700]

= orgasm

[pinsladkfj]

Transcript (mistakes and all):

-Je vous ai préparé ce truc...euh, pour vous. Bonne chance.

Je vous remercie. Je ne comprends pas vraiment le concept des prix, en général. Je déteste l'idée du compétition. Le seul contre lequel je me bat, c'est moi. Pour aller plus loin chaque fois dans mon travail. Personne n'est meilleure qu'un autre, nous sommes juste tous différents. Mais, je suis très honoré de recevoir ce cadeau de la France, parce que j'aime et je respecte beaucoup votre pays.

[FernandoLuis191]

Of course, but you must also remember that big part of the U.S. also belonged to Spain. Even so, English has very little to nothing to do with Romance languages. English is a very monosyllabic language. And the way they pronounce the R and the L is barbaric, just awful. It doesn't compare to Spanish or French.

[Imgoingwierd77]

My vagina just melt.

[blackknightpc]

@Imgoingwierd77 Gee I'd hate to have to clean THAT up!

[hkeduvictim]

i'd be very grateful if someone can

[hkeduvictim]

anyone can share the transcript of this?

[GirlNextDoor1300]

Eh bien il vient juste de 10,000x fois plus sexy

[FernandoLuis191]

Como que trata demasiado de caer bien al público francés. Está bien que respete su cultura y todo pero se vé muy forzado. Como sea, un gringo jamás tendrá nada que ver con Francia. Pobres gringos, saber que hablan un idioma tan monosilabico y feo como es el Inglés y estar rodeados por gente que habla Español y Portugués, idiomas infinitamente más bellos.

[angellonelo]

@FernandoLuis191 Actually being American has a lot to do with not just France but with many of the countries of europe. Since a part of USA belonged to France (which is where i was born). English is one of the 3 most important languages and if you speak it properly it is very classy as well as french and spanish. Te lo traducire al español por si algun caso no entiendes lo que escribi pero en otro comentario

[angellonelo]

@FernandoLuis191 En realidad ser Estado Unidense tiene mucho que ver con Francia aunque mucha gente no lo reconozca hoy ya que una parte de Estados Unidos era parte de Francia y ese lugar (que por cierto fue adonde naci) no a perdido su toque frances. El Ingles es una de las 3 lenguas mas importantes y si lo hablas apropiadamente es un lenguaje de clase al igual que el Frances y el Español.

[FernandoLuis191]

@angellonelo Claro, pero también debes recordar que gran parte también perteneció a España. Aún así, el inglés tiene muy poco que ver con los idiomas Romances. El inglés es un idioma bastante monosilabico. La forma en que pronuncian la R y la L es bastante barbarica. No tiene comparación.

[angellonelo]

@FernandoLuis191 No solo a España y a Francia, Inglaterra entre otros. No se puede juzgar un lenguaje por ser monosilábico o por como se pronuncian ciertas letras. Yo hablo las 3 lenguas y son 3 R diferentes. Pronto hablare 5 lenguas y te puedo decir que todas son buenas. Cuando dices que nosotros los "Gringos" hablamos un lenguaje monosilabico no me parece correcto ya que nosotros no lo inventamos, esos fueron los ingleses, nosotros solo lo tomamos como nuestra lengua tal como otros paises

[FernandoLuis191]

@angellonelo Claro, no es culpa de ustedes sino de que los ingleses fueran los primeros en llegar. Lástima. Si hubieran sido los franceses ahorita estarían hablando un idioma mucho más hermoso. Pero si tienes que admitir que es un idioma bastante monosilabico el Inglés, es un hecho. Por cierto, gringo no es insulto. Sólo que no nos gusta hablar de ustedes como americanos porque no es exclusivo de ustedes.

[NoPretending]

@FernandoLuis191 Es lo mas estupido que he escuchado. Que tal con la arrogancia española?

[FernandoLuis191]

@NoPretending No soy Español. ¿Podrías decir algo más aparte de lanzar insultos?

[NoPretending]

@FernandoLuis191 Te veo arrogante porquq dices que ingles es una lengua barbarica. Es una lengua germanica mejor dicho

[FernandoLuis191]

@NoPretending Bueno, eso es obvio pero el Inglés es definitivamente un idioma bastante feo. Muy monosilabico, como suenan la L y la R es horrible, casi todo lo abrevian...Es el chino de occidente.

[selena1221]

wel that was sexy ;)

[thedarkenedone2]

...Damn.

[dashthewolf]

why does he look like ichabod crane? ichabod is still cute

[WTFced]

Il a bien assuré chapeau garçon!

[slayerrules114]

I'm a dude, but watching the sexiest dude speak the sexiest language got me a little excited. Not gunna lie.

[TheUnbeholden]

@slayerrules114 ... heheheheh

[khlover001]

@slayerrules114 Veux-tu m'épouser? S'l vous plait?

[kile013]

@slayerrules114 faggot

[CrazyBasterd8]

@slayerrules114 and you dare to name yourself slayerrules xD

[Gordia86]

@slayerrules114 hahahahahahaha!! whats left for the girls to say? lol

[tubestick00]

@slayerrules114 you are gay. nothing wrong with that. just accept it.

[slayerrules114]

@tubestick00 Not really. If that man doesn't excite you than you just aren't a human being. Appreciating beauty has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

[tubestick00]

@slayerrules114 jesus mate! its ok. accept it. your bisexual. i cannot say i am excited by him... at all. i respect him. he's a clever guy. excitement doesnt even start to come into it. honestly

[slayerrules114]

@tubestick00 No. Just no. Are you saying that if I appreciate the art work of an ancient greek statue that happens to be a nude male I have homosexual tendencies? No. Not at all. That would be ridiculously stupid. I have no desires for Johnny Depp, my OP was just a silly way of appreciating this man's beauty. I admire him even more so because of how much of a humble human being he is, and not a pretty boy type whatsoever. Stop accusing others of homosexuality, or bisexuality it's ridiculous.

[tubestick00]

@slayerrules114 there would be a huge difference between appreciating a nude male sculpture, and being excited by one. get it? perhaps you chose your words poorly. to say a man excites you is pretty gay. thats all im saying. and im not saying theres anything wrong with being gay either, just that it sounds as if your attracted to him sexually if he "excites you".

[slayerrules114]

@tubestick00 Beauty reaches across both genders. Of course I don't actually get a hard on when I watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape, but I am stunned by his good looks and as a real person his magnanimity.

[tubestick00]

@slayerrules114 yes, and he excites you... when you watch him you get excited.. your words.

[FaeTennant]

@tubestick00 That's not entirely true. I get excited when I finally see my little brother after weeks, but I'm no pedophile. I don't get excited in THAT way. Maybe that's what slayerrules114 meant.

[tubestick00]

@FaeTennant maybe, although the word excited in different contexts has different implied meanings as im sure your well aware. its exciting to see a family member who you havent seen for some time... sure. but to say "when i here him speak.. i get excited... and im a man" is not at all the same context for the word is it pal. i dont want to go on or anything so yeah who cares.

[Bejdabi]

@qwertypluss get your vagina right

[BrawndoScream]

@qwertypluss Women speaking french is quite sexy, sexier than fast talking spanish women or "singing" italians IMO.

[slayerrules114]

@qwertypluss Actually all three of the ones we collectively mentioned are Romance languages (largely derivative of Latin, which is why they share multiple words with similar meanings). From my personal experience, Spanish is definitely not a sexy language. It's ugly, and when spoken too fast (as it usually is) it sort of sounds like a chicken. Italian is sexy, however no language blends, flows, smooths together, and is universally acknowledged as the most sexy language quite like French.

[renefidel]

Jajaja, pobre alma, ya quiseras ser elocuente en nuestro idioma :P

[kate76200]

@qwertypluss Italian and spanish beautiful ? Mouhahahaha VIVE LA FRANCE !

[75lauranna]

@qwertypluss You're so pathetic with your sissy jealousy;)

[VahineTahiti212]

I love him, even MORE ! What a man ! A great father, an awesome actor, a gentle/faithful husband...

Johnny si tu m' entend: Je suis une BIG FAN !

[oodjee]

Concept of "prize" not "price". :)

[loiba]

Il parle bien!! Ca fait plaisir :)



[DaClassicCheeseDollz]

Goodnes gracious me that's hot!! I got a treat for all you Johnny fans on my channel, check out my JD vid!! ;0) Thanks xxx

[peperoncinoo]

lo amoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

[gaby1g]

Aaaah sooo foreign its scary but wateva johnny said it was soooo *wanky*

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[eidius1989]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 what...the...fuck...

[snillocgrom]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 err....I go to church as well but seriously, what...the...fuck...

[Bassoarno]

AND NOW HE'S GONNA LEAVE FRANCE BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO PAY TAXS FROM FRANCE ETC.

WHAT A FAGGOT !! I WAS A FAN OF HIM BUT NOW.....

[ManMadeGod4]

@Bassoarno

... what are you going on about? Explain without caps lock, if you can.

[hollowman113]

johny depp is an alien from above..we all know this

[BrankoBrankov]

HE SOUNDS, VERY, VERY NICE, CHARMANT AND SEXY.

Il est très, très charmant!!!!!!

[amyrourke56]

It's the "concept of prize" he said, I'm pretty sure... Je t'aime Johnny xoxo

amyrourke56



[TheSabbish]

Haha, so awesome!

[Jock4Jesus]

she said they rehearsed a lot, im sure he banged her while doing so. props to you johny!

[manolo8749]

for some reason he reminds of Brandon Bruce Lee's son....

[Thatonekimikidtwo]

French makes sleepy.

[MutenRoscher]

people speaking french makes me wanna hit myself

[Damien00011]

johnny is the most lucky guys on hearth

[grill38]

wow vanessa says a lot of beautiful things about him

[ranuhasu]

Lord in Heavens, three entire words!

[houmard10]

...



[scroseFE]

haha! And the best is the french guy saying in the beginning Jonny Deppe!!

[wisewomanoftardis]

If there is one thing better than johnny depp just speaking it seems it's johnny depp speaking french

[sarralatutu]

What is the song in the end please? Thanks in advance !

C'est quoi la chanson qui passe à la fin svp? Merci d'avance!

[m0ko0]

At 1:00 Interviewer: Were you proud... The story of the magneto, it was your idea or him?

Vanessa:It was his idea but contrarywise i helped him to translate his text in french, and i did him repeat. He was "scared to death" the "cute". He wanted to be understood, to speak very well so we repeat a lot before! His text. Because he speaks a little before in french, then he recorded an other part on the dictaphone. He needed to repeat so we repeat. It was funny!

I: Are you proud of what he is doing?

[m0ko0]

Hi! I m french and i wanted to say that his efforts are really cute.i'll try to translate the second part. Excuse me if my english is bad...

[Shrubbs]

God, he's so hot

[frossty100]

bro, he lives in france. he should be able to speak french. XD

[hellojacobhitch4545]

If he had moved that lock of hair out of his face he would have been hated

[doudoulove26]

He is perfect

[H4rduff]

Johnny Depp is so awesome, he's so humble.

[candyrn16141]

I've probably spent more than 50% of my life speaking to family members who weren't originally English-speaking Americans; plus, in college my closest friends were from Algeria. I could understand about 40% of the conversation, when they spoke to each other, when I met them. By the end, it was about 75%, they used more English over the 12 months.

[TheJuzMii]

"jani deph-a"

[sysarchitect]

@TheJuzMii looooooooool!

[caelwing]

"il était mort de trac le mignon" ooooooh <3

[stacycz]

J'adore Jhonny avec tout mon coeur!!!

I love Johnny with all my heart!!!

Amo a Johnny con todo mi corazón!!!

[shemarch]

His long-time partner, Vanessa, is French, so it is to be expected that he is fluent in the language. He sounds good.

[Sophie01761]

i love the way he goes to speak, but instead brings out a recorder with him speaking french.

[Rowlol]

hot guy speaks the language of love... major hot

[nellie2581]

He is of French origin, that is why

[VineFynn]

@nellie2581 Herp derp, hes not speaking.

[justemoikmie]

Do you want the part with Vanessa Paradis?

[justemoikmie]

Johnny: I have prepared something for you, good luck."Thank you. I don't understand the concept of price generally and I hate the idea of competition. The only one with whom I beat, it's me. To go further everytime in my work. No one is better than an other. We are just all different. But I'm very honored for having this gift from France. Because I like and I repect your country" (clap)

[PianoDisneygal10]

@justemoikmie Thanks for translating (assuming that's what you did).

[Vampresscs]

@justemoikmie Where are you from? He is from the US!!! Born June 9, 1963 in Owensboro, Kentucky.. duh!!! :) Um.. he is NOT from France etc... he LIVES there, that is all. Unfortunately, he has been through a LOT, by his OWN hand. I hope, that he is 'straightened' out .. He is so loved by many like myself. BUT I must say, NO OFFENSE, but his wife (or has he still NOT married her yet? hhmm) is a SHOCK! She is not even cute, and her teeth... well wont go there. She SO does NOT look his type!

[justemoikmie]

@Vampresscs I'm from Belgium, I've never said he is french.. ? Her wife is french, but not him, and she helped him a lot for this speech, she says that in the interview!! I think she is sweet, not stupid, generous,.. and I don't think the beauty interested Johnny, exept inside... And she has charm =D

[360thebigboss]

its not a joke , stupid people , he talks seriuosly about france and every one are stuning....

[Psichotica7]

Wow, Johnny speaks French like he speaks English!

[hmoorencs15]

French people...get. humor. Jesus.

[Reine1944]

His lips does not move. I never understood why they say johny depp is sexy.

[ibederping]

Pardon my hyperventilation.

[michelle88960]

johnny has lived in France for years, he's married to a French woman and his kids are bilingual. why is he being criticised for speaking in French? it's only polite to speak the native language when in their country, many other actors wouldn't bother to try. good on him i say, it sounded alright to me, but i can't speak any French at all! but it definitely sounded like French lol.

[66kompis]

But that's the point he should be embarressed....he doesn't really speak french for the amount of time/years he spent in france and the fact that his wife is french his french is very elementary.....! Being able to say a couple of phrases doesn't mean you can speak a language.

The hollywood french speaker that really manage the french language are Jodie Foster she can easily be mistaken for a native speaker, Alexandra Paul, John Malkovich, Bradley Cooper Kristin scoot thomas amongst other.

[CosplayCore]

@66kompis

Well, even if he can't speak the full language... He sounds really good when speaking it and this is coming from a student who had her teacher's favor for her French pronunciation... Every time I hear him speak that one little French phrase in that new Alice In Wonderland, I like... Melt. Thats all I can say. I melt. I feel weak and my face goes totally red...

[66kompis]

Lol..........

[michelle88960]

@66kompis

fair point. i don't speak French so can't really comment, so shouldn't have!, it just sounds good to me!! you mention other people who are great speakers of French. just out of curiosity, have you seen Mick Jagger speaking French? just wondered what you thought of his attempt? he's on youtube being interviewed in France and speaking, what sounds to me, quite good. but it's probably rubbish when you hear him lol.

[66kompis]

Mick Jagger is actually fluent even though lol.. he has a thick accent but his french is really good. ;)

[michelle88960]

@66kompis

is he really? good. i love Mick Jagger. your comments about Johnny Depps attempt at French are well observed. as you said, Depp has a French wife, bilingual kids and lived in France for many years. whereas The Stones lived in France for about a year? maybe more, i can't remember-no doubt somebody will correct me-and they made Exile On Main Street, so obviously Mick learnt it then. good for him. about time us brits learned languages instead of expecting every european to speak English.

[khazal12]

how is nobody laughing? wtf?

[JuBa347]

@khazal12 its the CESAR , not ... emmy award , or golden globe morron

[khazal12]

@JuBa347 it can be a formal business meeting with the royal family! if someone is making a joke, it's simply polite to oblige him in some form of reciprocation (a smile, a laugh, some acknowledgement). Their reaction, in not reacting, made the whole situation much more awkward and therefore much less professional. Even Kings and Queens laugh, it is not a sign of low class.

[sugarofthesea]

this crowd has no since of humor.

[msstellajane]

i so love him. and i'm typing this wif my husband looking rite at the screen.

[FunFlirtyFlute]

I guess his speech was recorded beforehand (probably so he could get the french perfectly) and then played while he was on stage?

[JhonathanFree]

Such a poser.

[maximadog]

Is he saying, "Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries! Go and boil your bottoms, filthy animal food-trough wiper! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!", in French?

[BuzzingFridge]

@maximadog Ni!