Schwarzenegger's funniest lines!

[kilkolio]

0:00 ~ 0:23

i could really feel his sympathy

[reflex0r]

Whoever made this video should clone theirself.

[Ninety9Soulz]

@reflex0r Why?

[reflex0r]

@Ninety9Soulz SO THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!!

[Ninety9Soulz]

@reflex0r lololololol

[Thebignsexy1]

'your a hero".."fuck you" lmao

[EsPoReNg]

You're a hero!, "fuck you"

[AZNKC]

"consider that the divorce".... YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[japantuning88]

'what is best in life? crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women'

[milanjelenjeden]

what about "Im a cOp you IDIOT!" ? :D

[THAxTRUTH508]

its not a tumor( toomah) lol u missed that one

[davidjmcneal]

you, here is a line (Tombstone) Slaps bartender, " Hey, i dont take no lip from no bartender"

[davidjmcneal]

please let my friend rest, hes dead tired. (commando)

[JETLI2012]

GEHV DEEHZ PEEHBOHL AEAHRRRRRRR.

ROFL !!

[Maverick2kk9]

The Running Man...(the first scene)

[SuperGoku017]

What's the name of the movie

[LukeMM95]

Arnold divorced 40 people

[eliasnyc1]

Arnold best Man ever.

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

considah dee dah deevose

[CarlosTheTrooper31]

Nope. I've always preferred "I'll be back" or "Asta la vista baby"

[mullindriver1]

Your A hero. Fuck You! ha ha

[DAN13LS70NE]

I always prefered "Let of some steam Bennett"

[kablahblah22]

fuck you

[dajman15]

Best actor in the history of anything.

[gizatoob]

It's non quote related but the other day a work mate who owns a rather impressive pot belly got called quato off another work mate and I alone laughed out loud. I felt proud to be a movie geek

[iBthaChosen1]

"your a hero"

"fuck you"

[raphu604]

0:52 is just EPIC XD

[3dmundo]

cum on ko-hagen, u've got wot u want, GIVE DIS PEOPLE AY!

[mitomen2000]

-You're a hero

-FUCK YOU xDD

[DmanLua12]

Consida-di -da divorce.

[arniesly80s]

consider it a divorce!

[theblackcuriass]

woot baskersfield

[hamleyjeremy]

Da hell wit yoooouuuu!

[bentoms]

This should actually be titled........Funny lines from Total Recall and The Running Man

[heyheyscotty]

she should of made Arnie a sandwich instead. Then she'd be alive!

[edwardh79]

34 people didn't get aeer ,

[ieatyoursoul44]

@edwardh79 my god, sir. such an original comment! how did you come up with it?

[coolguy1843]

not the funniest

[velodabig]

consida dede diforsse !

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Put that cookie DOWN! NOW!

[HAFhotandfluffy]

YOUR A HERO :-) fuck you -.-

[Chrisrawrr21]

give dses pipol ear

[trumsu915]

I sexd the croddd iz unamed.

[robbiegosling]

what film was the first clip from it was running man wasnt it?

[alskzmqp]

"your a hero"

"fuck you"

[fmagic2306]

Gib These peaople ayaa

[punch6]

Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce.

[largesatsuma]

Arnold will be home in time for corn flakes.

[mrliampep5i]

1.00 CUMBA GOHAGON YUGOT WAHT UUH ONT GIVZ ZEZ BEBOL EIEER !!!!!!

[chaclapa]

The funniest thing about Arnold is his accent HAHAHA!!!

[alexlvnv1688]

@chaclapa Of course, that is what makes all his lines so unique. Who else can turn "fuck you" into "foock yo"

[Metroid511]

"your a hero" Fuck You.

[BaSiCGamingPS3]

"give deas peepol eahr" hmmmm sounds sexual

[lasha77]

1:02 i wired

[mrjohngarland28]

Fawk u

[TheGamingLobby]

1:00 thats michael ironside a.k.a. SAM FISHER! ARNIE AND IRONSIDE-BEST TEAM EVER!!!!

[amann24]

Where are the kindergarden cop classics? "ITS NAHT A TUMOR"... "Take your toy, BACK TO THA CAHHHPET!"

[Mike71619]

Your a hero

Fuck you

LMFAO funniest line.

[jbs4em]

give this peupul ayer

[Everett27x]

"You're a hero"

"Fuck you."

lol i love it!

[sashacosta]

you blew mah cova!!

[alawix]

Give dese People Aeer!

[TeMaania]

I love it! Screw the people who say it's not funny, all arnie ever says is funny!

"Come on Hagen you got what you want, give those people EAR"

[NoizyWun]

pfft, funny my ass.

[JaviHipi07]

Hahaha

''Fuck you''

[faiithe]

ROFL... thats the most passive fuck you evaarr

[outlaw6066]

Give these people ayre.

[itsTempleofSound]

funniest quotes? Are you an idiot?

[sillymonkeyinc]

i know i've commented on this before. but im watching it again thinking these quotes are terrible and there are WAY funnier ones.

[schwoogie78]

i totally agree....c'mon groundziro...dont be a plain ziro.

[wayoftheblade]

hahahahahahah thats the best fuck you ever lolol! arny you are the man hahhahaa!

[zuschlag123]

'' U are a hero, heh''

'' Fuck u'' lol xD

[sillymonkeyinc]

those were not very good at all. there are way funnier ones

[Diarmuidp07]

i agree

[WolfieTed]

Wish I could shoot my fucking partner

[mattador2792]

Give deez people ayer

[2WorldWar2]

lol "give these ppl air" haha

[11Brendan41]

what about "Get to the CHOPAAA NOOOW"

[Groundziro]

That's the one I actually wish I hadn't forgotten.

[11Brendan41]

@Groundziro In the Predator i believe

[jaredleospirit]

@Groundziro , you have forgotten many, many, many quotes.

[Groundziro]

@jaredleospirit I didn't want all his quotes, ever. But, guilty as charged. It'd be awesome if you could make a video completing mine and put it online. :-)

[delmago1]

@Groundziro

I want your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle,, your foster parents are dead

[gizatoob]

@Groundziro nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo aaarrrllglgllgg, its ol boolshit

[yagual123]

@11Brendan41 when does he say that

[Tovarichtch]

« You are a hero !

... fuck you. »

[jeffxpunchxkick]

you're a hero! 

FUCK YOU...

[residentevilmusical]

Ur A Hero

Fook Yooh

[Mozman85]

ALL THEY WANT IS FOOD FOR GOD SAKE!!

[TFichVe]

You left out "Screw You, Benny!" and all the other greats. I am disappoint.

[GoucheGizmo]

GIVE DEES PEOPLE EAIR

[danimal2888]

how is "fuck you asshole" from Commando not on here... if I find this Groundziro guy, I hope he left enough room for my fist because I gonna ram it into his stomach and break his goddamn spine!!! Arggraharrhgagaaha!! See you at the party, Richter!

[Lucker1992]

diworce^^

[dankelchels]

that was shit

[Tehui1974]

Academy award winning stuff!

[Jensiron2]

GIVE DIS PIPOL EAAH

[gtf4ty]

lmao at "your a hero"

arny: "fuck you"

[DJChrisMack]

Condididadivcorce

[sonic4sale]

Give these people air!

[ladudinator]

consider this a divorce LOL!

[MilesBennetDyson]

"You're a hero!"

"Fuck you."

[JDubs878]

Now why did he have to go and kill Sharon Stone??!?!! That's such a waste of grade A pussy right there! =(

[MrFlue]

I agree..

[raymazarek]

damn rite!

[MoarLiekJewTube]

GIVE THIS PEOPLE AIR

[FEAR709]

im not a cop u idiot!

[toramino]

-You are hero!

-Fuck you

LOL

[handofsutekh]

GIV THIS PPL AIR

[sancoandpanco]

you are a hero! ..Fuck you

[AnotherSchmoe]

LOL Ahnold is a legend, some people think his movies suck but I love them, they're so entertaining. =))

Oh and Total Recall FTW, just watched that again last night, sooo many good quotes.

"IF I'M NOT ME, DEN WHO DA HELL AM I??"

[aBangProduction]

hahahah! i love him too!

[esaitenreisser]

for gaad's sake

gotta love him

[endlessbasher]

LOL hahahahah fuking amazing I love arnold man hez the best hahahha

[MicahtheMastodon]

Don't be modest Arnie!

[vergil43]

0:32 she may be a bitch, but i'd still plough that til next july XD

[MakaveliWiklund]

me too

[vergil43]

arnie is god !

[indianastan]

HI cutie pie ...Running man

[RgSchmitt]

consider it a divorce LOL

[HectorViolento]

Cmon Cohegan you got what yu waant give these people EAAAH !!!

[Ortolanus]

GIVE THOSE PEOPLE AIR!!!

[cybersasho]

u men earh!

[LoveMachine1O1]

hahahahaha. Your a hero....fuck you. Thats the only funny one

[OoXxNaDiAxXoO]

your a hero......fuck you. LOL

[RealAmerican4L]

give these people eah!

[TheWHITEPOWER1488]

LMAO 0:53

[Krypticflask]

Consider that a divorce thats bad ass!

[d3capitat3dbodyz]

booo not even close to funny

[SWCommentary]

umm, not really funny

[weepaul666]

wtf. these arent even funny. FAIL