Filthy Kitchen: Quick Tip, Water Bottle Faucet

[AaronCarterRocks]

I fill my ketchup bottle with cum and then squirt it in people's faces

[noturningback7]

lol That's awesome!

[RMary]

ohhhhh my kind deal, and a man with ideas.

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[yeahsee33]

That's pretty cool. I 'll check you out further.

[MyWeeklyIncome]

Hey cool vids!

Thanks for the friend invite!

[damnfunnychick]

Y funny lol!!!

[locouk]

Nice, can you do hot and cold water from the same heinz 57 ketchup bottle?

[remistevens]

make a bladder inside the bottle from a plastic bag, fill it with hot water, have two out holes- pull the hot bag through one of the holes. . . .. unforunately both taps would run at once and the temps would mix pretty quick, but yes its possible.

sorry, took me a week to think of that

[jtnoodle]

I think you just put plumbers out of business

[locouk]

Great, I'll skin the dog, remove it's bladder.. I'll have a bath then!!!

[transformersvoice]

LOL!

[Tomken8d2]

You found my other channel!!

[ajdonabed]

Interesting!

[priscillatgraceland3]

wow lol cool

[montanaangel64]

Hey that' cool....if you need to wash yer hands

[kabloozie]

What's next - washing pans with cat litter? Dusting the house with a slice of bread? Making a casserole with fritos and a can of beans.....I can hardly wait!

[remistevens]

excellent suggestions! Pretty sure I've made that casserole before. . . .

[EenterE]

Great Information, now I know why the air tube is needed at my home drains ! 5*

[remistevens]

Also the reason you need to put 2 holes in the top of an applejuice can, or why 10 gallon pails usually have a small secondary hole on the top.

I often wonder: If you had no mouth, could you shit?

[kabloozie]

well, you always have your ears and nose...

[xkyuketsuki]

thats neat lol

[bowlingballout]

That should be marketed by Ronco.

[jadeevalley]

fabulous reinvention..lol :)

[Iggyocracy]

Is that like a snuggie?

[freshmanasskicker]

Why would you want to do that. This is gay.

[selloutasaurus]

LOL!

[Iggyocracy]

Isn't that ironic, you used the real faucet to fill it XD

[remistevens]

I'm a big fan of redundancy. I try to do as many useless things in a day as i can.

[Iggyocracy]

Yeah, I love it! It'd be great for watering plants too or maybe a timed meditation period with the benefit of a water feature sound. By the way, does Ketchup taste different to you? My Heinz seems to have gotten awfully greasy or waxy or something weird.

[remistevens]

quite possible. I've been working on a blog post about taste. I seem to remember there being more flavours of things when i was a kid. I think they're going with the cheaper method where you just produce a few chemical flavours and fill the difference bland nothingness.

57 spices or chemicals and corn waste- what's the difference?

[Iggyocracy]

Well, age is a factor by itself.

I'd probably add the "butter" taste of micro popcorn & uh, butter, which has become hard margerine.

[peraltaman]

hahah ur the best and a fag =)

[JimmyTheBloodDonor]

i didnt know you could do that

thats amazing

[POPARTPRODUCTlONS]

Thanks for the tip, I'm going on a picnic next week and this will really make it a much better ordeal!

[remistevens]

just remember to fill up before you go. . . .

[bennyvision627782]

Awesome video! I subscribed too! [+_+]/

[kingoframnad]

sample for scientific theory of water & air

[tomken8dy]

Wow. Free plumbing.  heheh

[BayAreaLen]

The only flaw seems to be that if you didn't happen to already have a bottle filled, then your search for a tap begins all over again.

[EternallyYoung87]

Thanks for the invite. Interesting Video here. Will check out your others in a bit.

[RyanFlaherty2009]

funny lol u said if your house has no water, then u go and fill the ketchup bottle with water to make a "faucet" why mess about doin that if you used a tap in the 1st place to fill it up?

[remistevens]

yea, this one was pretty redundant and useless. . . .we did have one of these up at the cottage when i was a kid though before we had running water. used an old 1 gallon vinegar jug.

[Cypress77]

Some people have to use the garden hose in the backyard. So this saves them a trip every now and then.

[remistevens]

Really? Some people use the shower as a tap?

[Cypress77]

See my only source of water is through the dishwasher. So every 3 days (give or take) I fill the top rack with cups, and the bottom rack with pots to collect the water.

[remistevens]

Also check for jungle plants in your dishwasher. You'll find dew and dishwasher water can collect on the large leaves. . . .if there's a drought from a lack of turning on, using a straw you can suck moisture from the soil of the food trap.

[GLaDoSable]

this is cool. awsome.

[ob1benji1]

sweet

[sharkytrue]

Does this work underwater?

<:)

[remistevens]

hold the bottle upside down and fill it with air instead. . . you're all set

[JDoTtheJamO]

lOOOOOOOOOOl HAhahahah Now I Can Av a Tap In Ma Bedroom :)

[jdstorms]

Oh I like these quick tips Remi! Your humor is priceless!  5x5

[katieMCbindergarten]

haha. that makes me laugh. nice one.

[remistevens]

hey thanks, a lot of time we have trouble editing out all our own laughs.

[katieMCbindergarten]

i can only imagine!

[NutmegPunkle]

right thats it .. no more taps in my house ... out they damn well come ... its drastic plastic all the way for me from now on .... the king of tips .... punkle kev x x

[remistevens]

drastic plastic, hahaha. spoken like a real glam rocker!

[kabloozie]

I particularly like the bits of ketchup left i the bottle.

[remistevens]

flavouring

[myavillard]

THATS WEIRD BUT COOL

[springtime65]

this is cool..

[remistevens]

yea, it could have worked better though. . . . a bigger bottle and hole is more effective.

You'll note in the second demonstration of the faucet 'working' we quickly zoom in and roll credits to dazzle and distract you from the overall crappiness of the device.

[mrstromer]

awesome!

[storysayer26]

Good one Remi Stevens! Good energy.

[zensorship]

hahaha LOL that was hilarious!

[pookiehohn]

I fucking love filthy kitchen. It's amazing!