Slightly stupid bearded dragon

[BeardedDragonsInfo]

Hey nice trick, I just got my dragon and I need to train with him to get this done. What have you done to bring him to sleep?

[lovebugstargirl]

@BeardedDragonsInfo for them to sleep you need to turn off the lights

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

*looking at the camera*: "hey, where did the worm go"

[85justus]

that dude is fat

[taigokai]

Omg That worms a hacker!

[lazarus280]

your bearded dragon is waaaay over weight stop feeding him so much , or he will die

[TheKidWhoCriedComedy]

i think your stupid...

[zalewskitsf10]

who ate all the pies?

[Atrax1207]

What a cutie! :D :D

[74Patriot97]

was he drunk?

[Bibushka66]

This dragon is darn fat, the owner of that dragon should put him on a treadmill o.o

[Snowboard4Lyfe2]

my beardie is a little bit fatter then that. and hes been doing some pretty weird stuff in his sleep nd he sleeps alot. please help???

[MegaPACSTER]

i know who evers it is they give'em alot of superworms

[waterdragonftw]

lol....norman :L

[bigguyakafriend]

holy craps he's big

[VegasGamer102]

do beardies have bad eyes cus mine does that to and it concerns me.

[hypnotic26]

@VegasGamer102 If it happens often, then that could be an idication to serious issues if not treated right away, MBD causes beardies to shake and miss like this dragon you see here in the vid.

Do you supplement his food? UVB lights? If so, what brand? Etc...

A vet check up can always save a life :-)

[xXNibiNoNekoXx]

@VegasGamer102

It may just be your beardie. Mine eats fine. But I wouldn't worry about it if I were you as long as he still gets his food. But if you're still concerned you could always get him checked out by a vet.

[taetaebaybay]

hes a chunky butt, but hes cute!

[ognimoddd]

might want to feed it more greens less wormz

[MrTaco905]

lol



[MeanCows]

My male also has bad aim.

[xxgeekluvngeekxx]

bwahahah! He's like my chinchilla, can't see or aim to save his life (always running into walls)

[xXGaiaAddictXx]

hahahahahaha he looked retarted lol well atleast your beardie eats his pray lol

[Bibushka66]

the lizard need to see where is the worm!! and the lizard isn´t stupid!! u r stupid coz u don´t put the worm there where can see the lizard the worm!! I want buy one Bearded dragon too!

[jessmjfan989]

he's not stupid!!!!! he just did not saw the worm in the right place!, stupid is the owner who didn't put the worm infront of the beardie's eyes!! DUUUUH

[shades412]

stupid...ide like to see you eat a worm off the floor with a tong...

[woodpoetry]

that's what you get for inbreeding the shit outa these guys for colour morphs...

[evrae205]

that is how wild ones grab their food as well. idiot

[woodpoetry]

so in an environment where food and water are scarce at best; these highly specialized herps miss 4 out 5 attempts at grabbing something sitting still directly in front of them? I find that hard to believe. my Pagona isn't the brightest lamp either but she never misses....

[evrae205]

you are missing the point. they use their tongue to grab their food. I used to live in alice springs. Bearded dragons ran around my yard like squirrels do here.

[woodpoetry]

sorry fuckstian you missed the point, yes they use their tongue, but only a half retarded inbred piece of shit would miss 4 times in a row. that was my point, try to keep up.

[evrae205]

i'm so sorry you must know everything about bearded dragons being from canada and all.

I guess watching the dozens of dragons in my yard as a child in alice springs and breeding them for 2 decades didn't teach me anything.

Almost all dragons miss often. its the texture of the food item that is often the problem. But that's ok You know everything and everyone else doesn't know shit.

Go back to fucking your moose you frog. quit trolling the internet like a 5yr old.

[woodpoetry]

trolling eh? I feel I should remind you, that you found me. beginning this whole childish tirade. So I leave this with you. Grow up and drop the shit, because frankly you aren't very good at insulting people, and I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Seriously; fucking my moose - Frog? frog is a slanderous term for a frenchman.. I'm guessing thats a wiki gone wrong ..and moose twat? you should be nicer to your mother.

I sincerely hope you have something else you find gratifying

[rhynerisdead]

@woodpoetry

Actually, his insults were funny. Everyone knows canadians are just a bunch of frenchie moose fuckers.

Disclaimer: I do not actually believe this. If you are offended by it, you are a tool.

[evrae205]

fyi highly specialized is hardly what Pogonas are. they live in a wide range of environments from desert to subtropical woodlands. Highly specialized would mean very specific to a certain set of environmental conditions.

[muaythaidude1989]

he is dangerously fat , you should put him on a diet, seriously , he could die

[Z555654]

I don't think reptiles have very good vision.

[evrae205]

actually most lizards have incredibly precise vision. Up close many species have an issue with depth perception because of the eye positioning.

[Z555654]

Yeah.

[skater4circa940]

look how fat he is

[FollowNaturesPath]

Lol Norbit.. funny name. :)

[Xxbadskater00xX]

omg that was so funny

[toasterhead91]

what.. he had to make sure the worm was tasty first...lol

[mcalpinecal2121]

he is the fatist beardie i have ever seen

[sexysexyddr]

just to clarify. this is not my pet. it was at a summer camp and i just took a video of it, thanks for the concern though.

[AANate007]

f.y.i. your dragon could have health problems. He looked a little bit convex if you know what i mean. You should either stop feeding him so much or turn up the heat in his basking area so that he can fully digest his food.

[theschaefinator]

many beardies develop eye problems due to vitamin deficiencies you should get that checked out

[iwilpooponu]

was that 1 full size plz mesige me!

[boorens18]

I think it was dropped on the head as a baby

[Kevin8slipknot]

if he does that a lot it could be a sign that he needs vitamin. it's a neurotic thing.

[freefallingmonkey]

hehe LOL

[MichelWoddema]

Whats wrong?

[Tomlikesmusic]

whats he sat on?

[boorens18]

lol i think its near sighted

[clevland25]

LMAO!!!

[scorpians111]

lol rasputia lol not many people seen that movie where i live lol

[Ellenluvsya]

its name Should be Rasputia not Norbit. Lol!!

[kikashi0pure]

LOL ellen Norbit is a well good movie.

[Ellenluvsya]

well its fat to it should be Resputia haha

[kikashi0pure]

awh dont say that its a nice beardie, just needs a little.. workout.. *eyes shuffle from side to side*

[starBLOCKS4554]

haha

[ErsatzEngel]

LOL!!