South Africa - BEE Joke

[funnyanimationguy]

Hahahahahahahahahah.

[ur4skin]

lmfao.....i love this ad.....its funny coz its true.

[46664lee]

South Africa is all about race

[darkangelofhell101]

HAHAHAHA yoh lol. dis kak snaaks

[STYLEFYLE123]

EISHHH!!

[txgmike]

very funny

[samcoollink]

cant get why people start arguing about race and not the message behind the clip...people ooh people.

[mymarkis666]

@RomanianCynical When I say white I mean Anglo-Saxon.

[Quintinohthree]

@mymarkis666

Of which there are hardly any in South Africa, not even when only taking into acount the white population. Most are of mixed Dutch/French/German origin with some Portuguese and indigenous ancestry.

[mymarkis666]

@RomanianCynical Why don't you go take a lesson in English before you talk complete shit. When were those inventions made? After whites had got rich from exploiting native people all over the world. You want to talk about poor living conditions? Take a look at England or any other European country in the 1600s and earlier. There were cities in Sub-saharan Africa long before any European invaded.

[aleksas5555]

EPIC win.

[MsDDiddy]

ahahahahaha. this is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[braddamovi]

I thought this was going to be about bees.

[hkfan1980]

ok im laffing at this vid XD should i? o.o i guess the "ubuntu" thing is crazy :D

[seepsoda]

It's funny and typical. No hard feelings between black and white. We take it in our stride. I love South Africa. I love all our races. It's a great country. Pity about the crime, but that will come right. You wait and see. God loves this country and we must trust in Him.

[factsvslies]

Yes nice one.

But it aint funny nomore. People are loosing their livelihoods because of these racist laws.

[suren1946]

loooool

Brilliant!

[paulinescampi]

Very good - good sense of humour!!

[omoibile]

@ williamreynolds08: Typical racist boer mindset ...lol.. How can he tell the company is white...lmao. Bunch of illiterates, do they ever know of joint business?Those boers are fucked up mentally their brain is permanently damaged by all lies and hate screwed in their heads. They better leave in peace I see them committing suicide when the big realization hit them and they are forced to live exactly as the blacks lived

[haroakes]

@omoibile We can never live like blacks. why? we are human. we have souls. we do not murder, rape, pillage and destroy. Evere heard of whites going on the rampage over toilets? Ever heard of a white man raping a helpless 80 year old or sodomisising his own 6 month old baby? Whites burning people alive?

Even when we were persecuted by the English, we never lost our dignity. we just worked harder, didnt strike, or burn down buildings.

Thank God for Aids. Please have more sex like JZ.

[omoibile]

@haroakes : LOLOLOLOLOL. WHAT HUMANS KILL LIKE YOU DO? LMAO. WHITES DON'T ONLY GO ON RAMPAGE OVER POWER THEY ARE OIL JUNKIES AND KILL ANYBODY WHO COME THERE WAY IN HAVING THEIR DOSE THEY EVEN POLLUTE THE WATERS JUST TO GET THEM: YOU HAVE KILLED IN ALL COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD. AND S.A WHITE INVADERS KILL TO GET THE FARMS AND KILL CHILDREN IN SOWETO. YOU DON'T KILL? YOU BURN SOWETO. YOU INFECTED OUR PEOPLE WITH AIDS VIRUS TO WIPE US OUT BUT DEVIL IS A LIAR WE SHALL SUBDUE YOU ALL

[omoibile]

@haroakes THEIR WAY* 

[haroakes]

@omoibile Name one thing that kaffirs have contributed to modern society. Just a single contribution... Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! All they do is destroy. From the moment they are born they are taught how to lie and steal.Nothing good has ever come from a black. Nothing! They have no souls. Period.

[omoibile]

@haroakes : Dumbass if not for blacks you won't have the Diamonds, Gold, COltan for ur mobile and remember the blacks build while all you do is sit in the sun to drink and smoke on ur pipe. the blacks slave for their country. They are the miners. And tilt American soil from coast to coast. The only good that you know how to do best is the evil you display here. You are full of white lies and know nothing about ur life talkless of black history. Pathetic low ego white trash.

[mymarkis666]

Then why won't whites get the fuck out of Africa? Go back to your homeland. I've heard of whites trying to chop natives all the way in half with one swing of their machete, for fun. I've heard of whites raping an entire race so much that the descendants of that race look completly different(mexicans) I've heard of whites slaughtering indigenous populations, so don't try and say for a second you're human. You named the four rules of the white race. You have to murder, rape, pillage and destroy.

[haroakes]

@mymarkis666 We wont get. Just waiting for the black baboons to all die of AIDS. In SA there are 2000+ dying every day. This will exponetially increase. Nothing can stop it. And... they are so stupid, they think it is there "right" to have unprotected sex with whoever, whenever (yes, even their own mother. They are animals afterall!)

Just a matter of time....

Nature has a way of getting rid of its mistakes. he he

[mymarkis666]

@haroakes Nature certainly does, look at how european birth rates are falling. Just go back to fucking Europe cunt.

[haroakes]

@mymarkis666 Since you posted this 120,000 black baboons in SA have been killed by AIDS.. ha ha!!! That is 120,000 who no longer steal, rape, kill, destroy or breed like flies. No black has ever contributed a single iota to improve humankind. NOTHING. All they do is lie, steal, murder, rape. But, nature is on our side. The strongest and good always survives...

[mymarkis666]

@haroakes I think you confused black people with white people. All white people have done is cause horror and terrorise other races. Name one race in all of white history that has been able to live in peace with white people. You are a plague on this earth, destroying the atmosphere, the polar ice caps, the ozone layer etc, why don't you go to a different planet and fuck that one up instead? Leave our planet alone.

[haroakes]

@mymarkis666 Another 2000 dumb, lazy, criminal kaffirs died in SA since you wrote that. How does that make you feel, ha ha ha. They just cant stop putting their dicks inside those stinking kaffir bitches, even their own mothers if no else is available. And they go straight to hell, because you have no souls... haha

[mymarkis666]

@haroakes There's no such thing as heaven and hell you gullible idiot. Secondly, what the fuck is a kaffir? And lastly people die all the time. Or do you think white people in Europe are immortal? Besides, worry about your homeland and I'll worry about mine. SA and its people have nothing to do with you or your invader kind.

[haroakes]

@mymarkis666 Kaffir: Black, dumb, destructive animal. distinctive kaffir stench. No morals. Ugly. a joke of nature/God. Spreads AIDS. 

[mymarkis666]

@haroakes I see. Well atleast you don't have to worry about Kaffirs anymore since you're back in your homeland. Hopefully the rest of these crackers will follow your example and go back to whatever the hell their homeland is.

[haroakes]

@mymarkis666 I am in Africa. This is my homeland. All kaffirs/niggers will be dead soon, Viva AIDS!!! he he

[mymarkis666]

@haroakes Lmfao, good joke cracker. You are not welcome in Africa. You're nothing more than an infestation, an unwelcome invader. Get the fuck back to Europe and take your people with you. Africa and its people are no longer your concern.

[mymarkis666]

Nothing belongs to you. You are just a genetic mutation caused by humans mating with Neanderthals. Look it up son, only black people are 100% homo sapiens sapiens, whites are 96 - 99% homo sapiens sapiens and 1 - 4% neanderthal (depends on the individual). Your history is fuelled by nothing but lies and corruption. Look at how whites tried to hide the truth about great, real south african civilisations. Look how everywhere in the world whites have been kicked out. Nobody wants your kind, mutant.

[johnydubz]

Some people are still stuck in the past specially William, love this ad! We are all the same love n peace

[Tandz83]

Love this ad.

[Motswana]

I think it's not making fun at any race. I think It's trying to show that different races have a common good.

[yonaoimete]

They are smart.

[intelligencesoftware]

I doubt that a single BEE company uses an Afrikaans name...

[zenzaleni]

Politically correct or not its oh so true...just as Affirmative Action is such a fuckin laugh:(...but  hey:) just take this as you see fit.. DILLIGAF

[johanvandyk]

This add is sharp!! Loved it!

[janboer2007]

great ad

[72ve17]

was that a joke

[MiCorazon84]

hahaha!

[Xcr0n]

LOLZ no shit

[nardina012]

This is great and so true. love it

[lezfer]

lol ja nee

[bonzibonzibonzi1987]

This new national mindset looks fantastic from the outside! I like to think it is becoming more and more the case throughout South Africa!

[modeke]

Haha, this is ace, love it.

[brownviva]

Good.. its about time

[hotrainrider]

I don't get it. Why did they change?

-Confused American

[RefugeeT]

because shit was messed up in south africa with apartheid (racist whites running the country, segregation etc) up until 1994.

the 1st part was old sa

the 2nd part is new sa with BBE

(black economic empowerment)

[williamreynolds08]

No, you idiot, you completely missed the point of the advert. For White customers, the company present themselves as a White-owned, Afrikaans business. For Black customers, they switch and become a Black-owned business. It's making fun of Black Economic Empowerment.

[RefugeeT]

Hey idiot go fucking piss other people off and reply to their comments. BTW kingneddy on your page is talking facts, if you don't even know what inflation is about and how money is loaned out provided it's paid back with "interest" to counter "inflation" then what fuck do you know.

[williamreynolds08]

That person is an antisemite who is trying to say that the source of what he thinks is the massive, over-reaching power of Jews is derived from stealing money from governments (through national central banks which are supposedly "owned" by Jews) and footing the bill as inflation. It's a nonsensical, antisemitic conspiracy theory. I'm pretty sure I know quite a lot more about economics than you do, dear. By the way, inflation is not directly connected to interest. Inflation is a rise in prices.

[RefugeeT]

I know the advert is to appeal to both white people then to black people but i looked a little deeper and saw the play on the scenario, go to google type play on words, educate yourself then talk or rather ask then learn, learning may be new to you but give it a try.

[williamreynolds08]

You said that the first part was the "old South Africa" and the second part was the "new South Africa with BEE". That's not true. This advert takes place entirely in the new South Africa, and is making fun of the fact that so-called BEE companies put on a "White face" for White customers and a "Black face" for Black customers. The whole point is to poke fun at "Black Economic Empowerment".

[tripwireza1977]

@williamreynolds08 BEE is no Joke in SA, its apartheid based on a Point system where people are worth less POINT according to the color of their skin. A white male is 1/10 so employing him you may still need the other 9 points so you must incur die extra cost of another black male or female.

[saitheny]

@williamreynolds08 Well Said !!!

[crock703]

Actually, I think its making fun of the customers (whatever race) that want to see their "kinsmen" as the boss and the other race as the laborer.

[omoibile]

@williamreynolds08 : You are a moron, so it is only making fun at black customers. Wht about the white customers? Idiot the business is a joint owned venture that represent both customers.

[fulljack27]

True! BEE is a joke 4 politicians, & a rainbow nation will always be a blackman's fantasy in SA, white South Africans will never accept dat they r da same as everybody, I dont hate whites, but they seem 2 think there's something special about dem, there's nothing special about any skin colour, & black South Africans should ease up parting & step up 2 uplift their country, with or without da whites, coloureds & indians, dey dont share our vision of unity, dey're comfortable being 1 over da black.

[TashaCapeTown]

go to capetownalive . co . za and under featured bloggers : tash chapman : read the one called The Ultimate Threesome. iT UNCOVERS the TRUTH about Zuma, Mbeki and Winnie Mandela. Look how well the ANC has done ...

IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

I'm not racist - I just don't think that the ANC has done a good job at leading our country. Comments made by ppl like you charokawu show the attitude that has lead us to this sad situation. Grow up and let's all just f*cking get along.

[bethulie13]

Lekker video, so funny man. I am sure people are doing this out there. Businesss is business, thanks man

[ellmanm]

So did ford really do this commercial?

[dimz19866]

yes i saw it on an south african tv channel!

[charokawu]

let it be........ weare black so what.......nxxxx oksalayo we are living a better life boeramags. they are here in the uk crying my motherland ha ha ha......wu shem shem......let them go back to Dutch Land...where they belong

[MaxPayne72]

Nice!

[drevil5001]

lol, thats hilarious

[DigiVado]

funny so original..hahaha.

[mukondi]

Ndi a SEA!

[AnnaK1985]

Love it!!

[onelove46]

this is brilliant lol, when was it aired? :-)

[dimz19866]

couple of yrs ago 2 or 3

[blacks252]

haha