Coach Kelley gets to heaven. His angel shows him where he will live. It's a large house covered with green and yellow. He loves it, but can't help noticing a huge mansion up on a hillside, sparkling with orange and black. So, he asks what Mike Riley ever did to deserve such an amazing house. The angel replied, "That's not Riley's house, That's GOD's house.
AHHH HAA HAA HAAA. Man, those are a couple of the best jokes I've heard in awhile. I love it. Hopefully OSU beats the hell out of the Ducks this year. We all know Boise St will.
Nice joke. Did you get that off an OSU blog from, say, 2004, after the Beavers made not-so-tasty confections out of the Ducks, 50-21? Your "originality" is noted. How's the "homework" (beerbonging) coming?
I'm already graduated, 9 years from now you will be too. My shit is purely original. Your shit comes from a combination of Bazooka Joe fortunes and spinning a wagon wheel for a Quija board. I'm not fluent in "Dipshit", so there's no way I could translate anything off an OSU blog. OSU's answer to E-harmony is an auction block
Oh, trust me. You look like you INVENTED "Dipshit," and, I would guess that qualifies you to start your own U of O blog. You could teach "Dipshit" to your fellow disciples, so they could join in. But, being U of O people, they might already know essential facets of "Dipshit" and could easily communicate with you.
Pee Wee Herman could convince me that I'd never get caught beating off in a movie theater using his personal technique before you could convince me any of your weak shit is funny. An abused woman's shelter would consider you a success story after the vicious beating you taking. Shaq playing Gary Coleman 1 on 1 with dunks only and no fouls is much more competitive than this 1 sided child abuse exchange between you and me. The Brady Bunch Dad's "alternative lifestyle" inspired your college choice
You, a student/graduate of U of O, is telling me someone of "alternative lifestyle" inspired my college choice? Nice to meet you, "Mr. Pot." I'm sure you've tried PeeWee's technique first-hand, with his approval. I also notice it took you like three days to come up with your brand of derivative material. And through you're own deluded chest-puffing, you've completely forgotten that you're vainly trying to insult me underneath video of an OSU win, over your Ducks. How pathetic is that?
Smoking pot is better than smoking pole, Liberace. I come up with my material about the same time it takes you to complete your duty in bed; instantly, I don't happen to sit in front of a computer all day. Deluded chest puffing and vainly insult, derivative material; what is this Shakesphere class? Thou art a sillypuss chap by thy own jest, shant thou say stick thy mandolin up thy merry arse? Last year, just like your team's short 15 minutes of fame, is over
And you've probably done your good share of smoking both, so you know. You do/did go to school in Eugene. So, which is it, you watch for what I write and come up with a reply "instantly" or you don't? I think outside of figuring how to write things so they sound Elizabethan, you don't have much of a life. Short 15 minutes of fame? Um... no? OSU's still going to a good bowl game and will probably win, whether it's Notre Dame, Pitt or WV? You? You'll have Okla, TexTech or Mizzou. Happy Hunting.
I'm sure you've gone "outside the box" many times when it comes to getting laid. Outside the box and in the brown that is. Your shit sounds EltonJohnian; I'm sure your proud of that. Your the one playing catch up with the comments, so if you don't understand front and back, here's a pointer: yellow in front, brown in back when putting your undies on
Well noitactuallysucks, you've done a great job clinging to your team's victory 2 years ago. That was a great OSU win, I was there like always, but it has been replaced with a most recent great UO win. I'm sure you bring that game up for attention; in fact, you'd suck a dick a mile long for attention, and what you couldn't fit in your mouth you'd hug and kiss!
Dude, you're the one having an argument with me under this video. So, in a sense, you're clinging to it, too. How sad that must be for you. I mean... you COULD make your own video, but Mommy probably doesn't let you use the DVD player. Again... the gay imagery. What can I say? You're awfully familiar with it, "tinkerbell."
Tinkerbell is from 3's Company. Remember when Mr. Roper would describe Jack to others just like your parents would describe you "He's a little....light in the pants...if you know what I mean" If I made a video of this exchange between us CSD would lock me up for infant abuse.
I've been graduated from school for 8 years, and I never lived in a dorm when I was there. If having quick, rapid-fire responses instead of s....l....o....w, d...r...a...w..n out "I know you are but what am I" responses stolen from Pee Wee's Big Adventure is fidgety, than your right
Are you sure? You sound like you're still in a damned dorm room. "Quick and rapid-fire"? Dude, you're the one making it rather easy. It's not my fault, man.
By the way, have you seen the video? Beavers beat your Ducks. You should watch again.
I don't think there is a video of my conception. I'm sure you re-enact yours on a weekly basis. Who your partner is each time, I have no idea. It seems to be your idea, anyway.
Don't know what you're talking about. You probably mean that exchange you had last week with someone else. Wow... Dude.. you really made a video of that? You're worse off than I thought.
Well, no... just calling it as I see it. If you're acting a fool, you'll get called one. Again, if you're going to make it easy for me. And you're the one from an "enlightened" liberal arts university.
You participated in the Weak Stream study for Flo-Max, and they had to use the Hubble Telescope to find the source! It's over...........DINGDINGDING.....Ladies and gentlemen....the winner....by unanamous decision...and still World Heavyweight Champion....JANGLAR!!!!!
Still.... OSU 38, OU 31. Don't blame me. It's video under which you chose to argue with me. With that in mind, I guess I win. You can't win if you don't even know where you are.
Hey, I was at the game just like every Civil War home and away in person since '81. Great win for the Beavs, they were the better team that day, and they definitely played a better game and deserved to win. Now 07 is in the past, your year of bragging is over. UO fans like me deserve to taunt OSU fans for a full 365 over the shit-stomping, not even close, rediculous mismatch Civil war DECISIVELY won by the ducks
Since I can telegraph your moves, your gonna say "But your commenting under the video of an OSU win" Well, since you have zero posts under the 08 game, this is the only site I can slap you around in. Want to change that? Post under any 08 videos, I'll find you, slap you around some more, and then other duck fans will call you out for the crybaby bitch you are and pile it on.
When was the last time you won a national championship for anything?
cause in that summer of 2007 OSU had won back to back national championships in baseball. Just sayin. Don't bother trying to retort, cause you'll end up making puddles in your pants, wait your mascot all ready did that....puddles...
Just because you use a ShamWow as a tampon doesn't give you an excuse for being so uptight and asshurt over your defeat. (Except instead of cola getting squeezed out of the ShamWow yours looks like a vanilla milkshake with chocolate streaks)
Nice imagery. I can only imagine you came up with it through, again, your own personal experience. Funny how it informs all your "writing." Especially the "asshurt" part. You know all about that, don't you?
I must use terms my victims can relate to. I can relate to these things when I used to push old ladies down the stairs for fun. I would pretend I was making my own "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial. Dissing you brings back the memories of those personal experiences
Why? It's taken four of you clowns, using all your "skill" and verbosity to take me on the last four days. And you all sound derivative, desperate and, above all, frustrated. You can't even enjoy your team's big win. Doesn't the team let you into its parties? Pathetic.
4 clowns? Just me. The only experience with clowns you know about is using the clown mirrors at the fun house to make your dick 3 inches instead of 1.5. No I'm creative, enthusiastic, and above all, empowered by having a fluff girl like you to slap around like Tina Turner
Oh I forgot, your not participating, its just me. "Fun House" in Corvallis is playing doctor with your brothers and sisters. This sad little boy sure is doing pretty well against the old wise sage of an intellectual. As for me commenting under the 07 CW, I had to because I DIDN'T HEAR A PEEP OUT OF YOU on any video of the 08 CW
No, I'm afraid this "Fun House" must be in Eugene because people in Corvallis don't do things like that. I'm sorry. That must be why OSU wouldn't accept you. Well, you're here commenting on the '07 Civil War, which your team lost. Talk about "asshurt."
I would rather confuse a .45 for a Q-Tip than attend OSU. Why the fuck would I ever consider attending that shithole? No, I'm here to spread my wisdom with OSU fans, and since you were to pussy to comment in any of the 08 CW videos, I tracked you down here
Because it's better than spending four, or in your case, 10 years in "Spewgene." You have to HAVE some wisdom before you can spread any. And I'm afraid the only thing you're good at spreading... well, you know. You've only been talking about it the last hour.
Well, yeah, your posts have had kind of a puerile, retarded feel to them. Are you sure you graduated a whole 8 years ago? That'd make you, what, 30? That's kind of old to be acting, like, 18.
Hurry? Oh, OK, I'll just sit back, fumble around for 10 minutes, then scrap together some lame comeback that includes a "play nice" moral to it along with another mention of a game that is forgotten due to the thrashing that replaced it. (Talking in a retard voice doing the chest slap) Duhhhh, dyu tuld watt it!!!
(Imitating isitrealgood in my best Corky Thatcher voice still doing the retard chest slap) Duh....dyour...dargoooing...wit...me...undahhh....duh....dveaver...dvid-de-ohhh!!!
Corvallis farmer dies of heart attack. He ends up in hell. Satan tells him that its time to be punished for eternity. Satan turns up the heat. Farmer feels nothing, "Its like July in the field" he says. Satan turns up heat all the way. Farmer says "Its like August in the field". Satan is baffled so he turns heat all the way off so its completely freezing. He comes out & sees the farmer yelling whoopee and dancing. Satan says "What going on"? Farmer says "The Beavers are going to the Rose Bowl!"
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A wife constanly complains that her husband only loves football in Alabama. He moves them to Ann Arbor to get away;wife still complains he only cares about football. He moves them to Ohio; she still complains. He moves them to Los Angeles; she still complains. He moves them to Louisiana; she still complains. Then the wife dies, and the husband moves to Corvallis to bury her. A friend asks why Corvallis? Husband says "My wife wanted to be buried as far away from college football as possible"
HIDE behind the video? That's about the dumbest thing I've heard all day. You came looking to tangle with an OSU fan, and you had to come to THIS VIDEO to do it. Now, that's pathetic.
Here's how girls get a tramp stamp at OSU. You go out to a field where an old Sam Elliott looking cowboy is. You then take a huge shot of whiskey followed by bitting down hard on a twig while you get branded
A "tramp stamp"? I'm sorry. I think they really only have those at U of O, because they had to make SOME of the "women" accessible to its male students who can't intelligently talk to a real one.
Your lucky YouTube doesn't have a 3 knockdown rule, because the ref was waving his hands in your face 10 comments ago. Accessibility for men at OSU is wearing Wrangler hip-huggers so your crack will intoxicate potential Joe the plumbers 2 "snake your drain". Intelligent talk at Moo U consists of debating "Huggies Pull-Ups" or "French Cut Pampers" on your dates for Friday night (with "Scissor Trim" altering as a backup). The Play-Doh Fun Factory was inspired by OSU fans shitting through barbwire
YOU'RE lucky YouTube doesn't have a rule about butchering punctuation, particularly in posts from kids supposedly attending (ahem) well-read and sophisticated liberal arts universities. You seem to know an awful lot about diapers. Is it that you just now stopped wearing them or still wear them from time to time? I heard you got the patent for the Fun Factory after all the fun you had playing with the poo. You experienced first-hand why you're not supposed to eat it, right?
That UO's only 11 games up in the rivalry, after playing OSU teams through the 70s and 80s, doesn't speak all that well for UO. And... OUR uniforms? How much time did you spend on the field yesterday?
this is the awesome and exciting thing about civil war. it's when both teams (well at least the beavers) play there absolute hardest. instead of a low score game, it's back and forth with scores.
Oregon lost last year and they are about to get thier shit pushed in again this year, the only difference is that it will be at a way better stadium, with way better fans.
Fuck the Ducks, you dumb fucks lose all time and most of all when it counts.
Go beaversss, you already know your better anyways
Beaver fans are the biggest stuck up fans I've ever met. You can't argue with them logically otherwise they get all pissy and start talking about how great their baseball team is.
Oregon is gonna win the civil war in 2008. Just watch.
And Duck fans have the biggest sense of entitlement in all of college football, from the flat screens in the locker room from Knights' millions to the gaudy uniforms that scream, "look at us!" to the perennial "national championship" talk when, at least lately, the precious Duck A) falter at the end of the Pac-10 season, B) lose to Oregon State and C) finish behind Oregon State. You'll be eating crow on Civil War Day... again.
Oh really? You've been inside both locker rooms and counted? I would imagine you probably stopped counting when you started playing on Jeremiah Johnson's X-box.
It's a 'fact' because it's in the Oregonian? Taking one writer's word on one thing to try to refute the commonly known (and embraced by UO) fans that the Ducks program is rather lavishly "endowed"? Now that's ridiculous.
why are you so angry? it's just football. Actually, it's not even football, it's about TVs in a locker room. You can deny it all you want, but the fact is is that reporters go into teams locker rooms all the time and see these things. We do have nicer facilities, but less flatscreens, get over it.
Also, yeah, we embrace having nice facilities. Do you think if Phil Knight came knocking on Mike Riley's door saying he'd like to invest hundreds of millions of dollars into their program he would say no? don't make me laugh.
Who's angry? Not I. I'm just waiting for a football game. And reporters don't have better things to do than count flat-screen TVs and write stories about it? Now, really, between us, who needs to get over it, me or the guy pointing out flat-screen TVs in locker rooms? Riley and OSU might refuse the cash, but it wouldn't throw it about in the ostentatious way UO has for years. The unis? The billboard in NYC? Just football? No... that's FASHION! :D
-Apparently, the reporters don't have anything better to do, because it was in their story.
-You brought up the flat-screens, I just told informed you that Oregon State has more.
-Phil Knight decides where the money goes, and the players like it. I'm pretty sure they don't care if some Beaver fans think it's dumb. It doesn't take away from anything, so why not let the players enjoy the team on more levels than just the game?
Wow. Bullet points. You found it worth your time to respond to the flat-screens thing, since you had a "basis" to do so... I presume, to defend "University of Knight's" locker room.
Knight's money hasn't particularly helped UO win football games, especially against its instate rival the last 2 seasons. But it keeps rolling out the unis that scream "LOOK at me" and announcing its place as a "national championship contender." Hubris.
Well, aren't you predictable? But it's not like Duckie fans aren't above picking their spots when opportunities to trash-talk arise. I'm so glad the team you vicariously support, built with Knight's money, came through for you. Because without all that glitz and diamond-plate pattern, you'd probably be rooting for USC or, this year, Alabama. Cheers.
I've been defending the ducks when they were underdogs, and I came back to trash talk because of that attitude right there: "Duckie fans aren't above picking their spots"? Are you serious? Wasn't I on this page arguing with you before they won, when they were the huge underdogs?
Oh yeah, I'd be a USC fan. It's not like I'm going to Oregon next year, or that my whole family has gone there. Nice try trying to stick me to the frontrunner group!
If you're under the illusion your Duckies were "huge underdogs", you weren't much paying attention during the week. And, well, you're obviously not above picking your spots, because... you came back once, and here you are again. Front-running. Nice job flashing the score. A "classy" undergrad, front-running, move.
Except I've been sticking with the team through thick and thin. Through a poor season in 06, through a collapse last year, and through not so good showing at bowls. I don't think that is "front-running".
The only reason Im even talking is because of the crap us duck fans had to put up with over the past year. IDK if you have any idea, bud.
Props for at least staying here and supporting your cause though. 90% of Beaver fans are MIA.
You were probably at the front of the "Fire Aliotti!" brigade earlier in the season, and the reason you started watching the Ducks was because of their "pretty" uniforms and the "NFL atmosphere" of Autzen Stadium. I'm guessing you didn't actually go to to UO, as most Duck fans don't. I can only imagine what would have happened if the Ducks had lost yesterday. I'm sure Alabama and Utah fanbases would have accepted your application.
Irony - You trash-talking me under video of an OSU win.
It's still video of an OSU win, over the Duckies. Sorry to be the one to tell you. And I'm sorry you have no faith and are ready to bail on your D Coordinator. And, how would you describe someone keeping up the trashtalk on Youtube, under a vid of an OSU win, but a front-runner? Work on the English.
Whatever man, if you want to be that bitter and call me a frontrunner for rooting for the team I've like since I was 5, go ahead. And just because you're a douche bag...
"Whatever, man... " Well, nothing says "bitter" better than throwing the words "douchebag" and flashing the score. You're one classy front-running Ducky fan. Front-running, by the way, is shown by what a fan does as much as what he is. Sorry you're so bitter, and after a win, at that.
I don't really understand the frontrunning thing you're trying to push on me, but I'll take it considering the Ducks just absolutely embarrassed the Beavs down in Cornvalley. Wooo!! I love the wins twice as much because I know it keeps jerks like you up at night, stewing and thinking how sweet that Rose Bowl would have been.
If you don't understand it, it's probably for the same reason you're averse to using mirrors. I can let a loss like that go. You, on the other hand, probably stayed awake all night pondering what you were going to write this morning because you can't stand the fact I've pegged you for what you are.
Hey, JuniorJeremy, Of course, UO's uniforms gets noticed nationally. The tasteless and hideous always get second looks, like a bad trainwreck. Where was Knight's dosh during LAST YEAR's CW, when OSU won at Autzen, where Pac-10 opponents are NEVER SUPPOSED to win? Oh, yeah.. Dixon... (sigh). And so went the "national title" hopes. (sigh)
Try not to forget, in your euphoria, OSU has won 3 of the last 5, which started with 50-21 OSU win at Reser.
Hey, nice spelling! (argument's usually without an e) I'm sure watching UO lose twice in a row (including at home at the end of your NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP and HEISMAN SEASON) was particularly chafing, so that speaks for itself.
Yeah, you are right. Posting about 7 times on this video, and mispelling 1 word because I added an "e" means I don't know the english language. You are pulling at straws here man. Just let it go.
It's a great day to be a Duck when Beaver fans can only find fault with the spelling of the post. Yeah, you beat us last year, but we beat you this year, and it's lookin' sunny for the Beavs! Have fun in El Paso against Notre Dame, further proving your mediocrity. I was going to leave this alone, but you were just too big of an asshole to resist.
65-38, and we won the last Civil war, which is all that matters.
Actually, I'm surprised that even after a win, front-running Duck fans can't even appreciate their win over their instate rival. Sad, and pathetic they can't do it without puerile name-calling. But... such is the "classy" front-running Duck fan. Hey, try not to get run off the field by whatever team your Duckies face in the Holiday Bowl. It's only in primtime on national TV. Maybe in SoCal you can buy some class, if you can afford to go.
"Class" to someone in Corvallis is telling the sheep beforehand that the salt lick is laced with roofies. Try not to get stuck in the "catcher" position of a donkey show in El Paso after getting a Dirty Sanchez from Juan Valdez. Maybe in Monroe you can buy a can of 211 on sale, if you can aford to go. You want class? Go fuck yourself with the flagpole in front of your school! Now go rape some livestock to create beaver fans for the future. 65-38, a barnyard ass-whipping!
Wow. I'm impressed. That must have taken all that you learned in your creative writing class and an all-nighter loaded with 5-hour Energy to write that post. Interesting that the "import" of the post was "class." I'm sure, given the free and liberal climate in Spew-gene, you can find someone to either pitch OR catch for you on any street corner. Enjoy last Saturday, and the rolling you're going to get in the Holiday Bowl, if you can afford to go. Hope the Duckies don't wear anything too... gay.
I'm impressed I got a response from the test tube baby from inter-livestock teenage pregnancies. Our class beat the fuck out of your class. I'm sure given the backward Mayberry climate of Whore-phalice, you can find a random girl, put a cowbell around her neck, and simultaneously win a blue ribbon at the county fair, get married, and get reunited with your sister and baby's mama! I loved last Saturday, & I love slapping around red headed stepchildren from Moo U. You can't spell LOSER without OS
I'm impressed I got a response from the acid-riddled and unshaven lovechild of Ken Kesey and his old lady, nicknamed "Hirsutelaughingstockintrees." As, we all know, you can't look at UO's logo and think, "Zero," since... it actually IS a zero. I'm sure you know plenty about "random girls" you can "put a cowbell around her neck." Are you sure you were actually awake Saturday, given the free flow of 211 and hallucinogens on campus?
You guys grab livestock worming medicine and slam it like heroin; only all your veins are collapsed so "between the toes so nobody knows". You got me on Ken Kesey since nobody famous has ever come out of Corvallis (or will dare admit so in public). OSU is the only school where they measure their cheerleaders in hands! Was I awake on Saturday? Fuck, was your defense? Even Stevie Wonder could see what a one sided paddling that game was. You and the rest of Down Syndrome Nation can spasm to that
Being a U of O graduate, I'm sure you know all about "collapsed veins." You might have just had one yesterday, and it was a class assignment. Of course, you don't know about anyone famous from OSU because you don't get out of your miasma much. U of O, of course, is the only school in America where they award degrees in tokeromics. I'm sure you weren't awake on Saturday. Where was your D against Cal and USC, two teams OSU beat? I'm sure you and Zero Nation are STILL suffering spasms from that.
I'm sure your girlfriend knows all about a "collapsed vein" judging by the blue diamonds you carry around (and I'm not talking about Lucky Charms) The hillbilly model for the "Welcome to Appalachia" postcard playing the moonshine jug as an instrument is the only famous person from OSU I can think of, sorry! OSU is the only school in America where the possibility of freckles being created by a cow farting through a screen door is debated openly. Stanford was a national powerhouse weren't they?
Since you're so acquainted with "blue diamonds," I can only imagine you're most familiar with those, too, as is YOUR girlfriend, provide some hirsute "beauty" likes your rather abundant "wit". Um, Linus Pauling? Terry Baker, the LAST Heisman Trophy Winner from an Oregon school? Right. You're too young. But nice try. Really... all these weak attempts at insulting me and OSU, all from adaptations of stuff you've read before? Stanford wasn't great, but really... was Cal? Remember-don't eat Playdoh.
Oh Terry Baker, the guy who bused tables at My Aunt Ann & Uncle John Wagner's restaurant in Corvallis during the 50's & 60's, it's now a men's clothing store. They were the highest level donors to the school, and Terry Baker was their butler. Yeah, and the dumfuck who sucks his thumb and carries a blanket is famous too. How young do you think I am? I challenge you to find anything I've dissed you with verbatim anywhere. OSU fans aren't dumb, they're just misinformed
Um, no... Terry Baker, who won the Heisman Trophy? The one your guy, what's his name, Dixon (?) didn't win last year. And, no, wrong Linus. What are you, like, 6? I challenge you to find something original with which to "diss" me. And, yeah, most U of O are fans are dumb, but they really like "purty" uniforms and guys who look like they play football. Maybe you can find your next boyfriend among one of them.
Same Terry Baker. If you know your history of Corvallis, Ann & John Wagner were the Phil Knights of OSU sports, rode on the team jet, received the Rose Bowl football in 1965 against Michigan, held the team training table and banquet in the basement of their restaurant, yes THAT Terry Baker. As much as it embarrasses me as a UO fan to admit it, my aunt & uncle were close friends of Slats Gill, Dee Andros, and the university. Do some research if your such an educated fan
If your aunt and uncle were such close friends of Slats Gill, Dee Andros and OSU, what the hell happened to you? You obviously went to the wrong university. Maybe a boyfriend had something to do with it?
My Grandmother, my Aunt Ann's sister, moved to Eugene after marrying my Grandfather. They raised my mother and my 2 uncles here, their kids went to UO, and so did I. It's called evolution, advancing the species. It works in reverse where you are. Your kids (through gay adoption) will be swinging from feather boas and throwing their feces at your hairdresser!
No, it's kind of like de-volution if you go from attending a great university like OSU to deciding to spend four years at a cesspool like UO. There you go with the gay stuff again... honestly... you really have a handle on that culture. I'm concerned. Does your local LGBT chapter know about this? I'm sure they can help you.
Well, I have to admit you are much more priviledged than I am. You and any OSU grad can put your diploma in the windshield and get handicapped parking anywhere in the state.
Also, I have to grudgingly admit that you are classier than I am. Afterall, your university's school bus is a tricked out 18-wheeler with breathe holes on the side that only needs to be hosed out once a month. And also, it's no fair that your girls get bigger nose rings than our girls!
And I presume the U of O's "classy" form of transportation looks a little like a second or third generation of "Furthur"...'cept it 'don't run too well', running on the gases from the vile stench of the Mill Race and the needles picked up at Alton Baker Park... most after a UO pep rally, which resembled something like Woodstock. I understand the party featured entertainment from the U of O cheerleaders, who actually have bigger nose rings and, uh, haven't shaved in a while. "Mmm, armpit hair!"
If Al Bundy moved to Corvallis to work, he'd have to get a degree in blacksmithing. Don't hate on Further, you guys already proved that horse carts powered by Rocky Mountain Apples are the environmentally friendly transportation wave of the future for Benton County. The OSU pep rally featured a Little House on the Prarie reinactment with Isaiah Edwards singing Old Dan Tucker, and lucky students got a complimentary reach-around from Pa Ingalls. 211...little kids pissing in Mary's river, no diff
Wow... a U of O grad who doesn't remember how to spell "Furthur". Are you SURE you graduated? You might check with the Board of Higher Education. The "vibes" from the funny herbs all those years might be telling you something different from reality. But then, I guess, "reality" isn't offered at the U of Zero, where common perceptions include brown acid being good for you, swimming in Mill Race is healthy, and that you have a superior football team. Keep a-tokin'!
Someones a sour little bitch because people are hurting their feelings, it wouldnt surprise me that a pussy ass duck would post that, and 33-31 last year at OSU against USC....ring a bell, so dont pretend that your overrated trojans are all so godly, its a RIVALRY, OSU, UO, we fucking hate you all & its a mutual feeling, i was at autzen for this game...if your gonna be a bitch about it stick to your lolipop & candy covered videos of UO, fuck the ducks, GO BEAVS!!!
Dan Fouts is an IDIOT!!! FUCK THE DUCKS!!!! they suck, were gonna kill em back at Reser & make it 3 years in a row next year!!!! it was so amazing rushing the field too, and just chanting at all the sad ducks that left the stadium as we rushed THIER field!!! GO BEAVERS!!!
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Let me just say, as a USC fan ---
The country is well aware of how impressive it was for Oregon to keep that close with half their team out.
Your fans really show alot of animosity towards UO and I think it just boils down to jealousy. Cal does the same thing. It's amazing lack of class shown by OSU fans - even more amazing they embarrassed our conference at Cincinatti, Ducks continued to do well all season despite injuries
lmao thats an 'uck fan posing as a trojan. Notice the patented 'uck injury line? No real Trojan fan would use that excuse, especially when both teams had significant injuries. ..... wadda 'uck tool !
Hey man it takes two. Im not pointing fingers. Im just saying some people are just stupid. Ive seen A VERY LARGE amount of rude beavs too. And Yes Duck fans too. Go Ducks and Go OSU when there not playing U of O..lol
Coach Kelley gets to heaven. His angel shows him where he will live. It's a large house covered with green and yellow. He loves it, but can't help noticing a huge mansion up on a hillside, sparkling with orange and black. So, he asks what Mike Riley ever did to deserve such an amazing house. The angel replied, "That's not Riley's house, That's GOD's house.
yoyobeaver 1 month ago
That Reese td called back was ridiculous, took about 4 steps with the ball in the end zone before losing control....
mcleanse 8 months ago
0:30.... he had control for 8 seconds
legionkc 1 year ago
during the oj simpson white bronco chase, where did oj simpson hide?
eugene, because thats the last place that the cops would find a heisman winner
osubeavers123 2 years ago 17
Nah, O.J. would have never have hid in Eugene. He could never get a good defense.
drgulabjamun 2 years ago 10
AHHH HAA HAA HAAA. Man, those are a couple of the best jokes I've heard in awhile. I love it. Hopefully OSU beats the hell out of the Ducks this year. We all know Boise St will.
berzirk 2 years ago 6
No wait, THAT'S the greatest comment ever.
zmoore83 2 years ago
That's...the greatest comment ever.
zmoore83 2 years ago
Fuck an A, your slower than a 7 year bitch
janglar 3 years ago
Time! Your turn
janglar 3 years ago
Hey everyone; How do you make OSU beaver cookies? You beat them for three hours then take them out of the bowl
janglar 3 years ago
Nice joke. Did you get that off an OSU blog from, say, 2004, after the Beavers made not-so-tasty confections out of the Ducks, 50-21? Your "originality" is noted. How's the "homework" (beerbonging) coming?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I'm already graduated, 9 years from now you will be too. My shit is purely original. Your shit comes from a combination of Bazooka Joe fortunes and spinning a wagon wheel for a Quija board. I'm not fluent in "Dipshit", so there's no way I could translate anything off an OSU blog. OSU's answer to E-harmony is an auction block
mayofinch 3 years ago
Oh, trust me. You look like you INVENTED "Dipshit," and, I would guess that qualifies you to start your own U of O blog. You could teach "Dipshit" to your fellow disciples, so they could join in. But, being U of O people, they might already know essential facets of "Dipshit" and could easily communicate with you.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Pee Wee Herman could convince me that I'd never get caught beating off in a movie theater using his personal technique before you could convince me any of your weak shit is funny. An abused woman's shelter would consider you a success story after the vicious beating you taking. Shaq playing Gary Coleman 1 on 1 with dunks only and no fouls is much more competitive than this 1 sided child abuse exchange between you and me. The Brady Bunch Dad's "alternative lifestyle" inspired your college choice
janglar 3 years ago
You, a student/graduate of U of O, is telling me someone of "alternative lifestyle" inspired my college choice? Nice to meet you, "Mr. Pot." I'm sure you've tried PeeWee's technique first-hand, with his approval. I also notice it took you like three days to come up with your brand of derivative material. And through you're own deluded chest-puffing, you've completely forgotten that you're vainly trying to insult me underneath video of an OSU win, over your Ducks. How pathetic is that?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Smoking pot is better than smoking pole, Liberace. I come up with my material about the same time it takes you to complete your duty in bed; instantly, I don't happen to sit in front of a computer all day. Deluded chest puffing and vainly insult, derivative material; what is this Shakesphere class? Thou art a sillypuss chap by thy own jest, shant thou say stick thy mandolin up thy merry arse? Last year, just like your team's short 15 minutes of fame, is over
janglar 3 years ago
And you've probably done your good share of smoking both, so you know. You do/did go to school in Eugene. So, which is it, you watch for what I write and come up with a reply "instantly" or you don't? I think outside of figuring how to write things so they sound Elizabethan, you don't have much of a life. Short 15 minutes of fame? Um... no? OSU's still going to a good bowl game and will probably win, whether it's Notre Dame, Pitt or WV? You? You'll have Okla, TexTech or Mizzou. Happy Hunting.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I'm sure you've gone "outside the box" many times when it comes to getting laid. Outside the box and in the brown that is. Your shit sounds EltonJohnian; I'm sure your proud of that. Your the one playing catch up with the comments, so if you don't understand front and back, here's a pointer: yellow in front, brown in back when putting your undies on
janglar 3 years ago
Clocks ticking Tinkerbell...ticktickticktick
janglar 3 years ago
Um, no... among us, only you seem to have. And I'm sure you... really like Elton John. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Oh yeah, Elton John's a great guy. And Michael Jackson's a great babysitter
janglar 3 years ago
Well noitactuallysucks, you've done a great job clinging to your team's victory 2 years ago. That was a great OSU win, I was there like always, but it has been replaced with a most recent great UO win. I'm sure you bring that game up for attention; in fact, you'd suck a dick a mile long for attention, and what you couldn't fit in your mouth you'd hug and kiss!
janglar 3 years ago
Dude, you're the one having an argument with me under this video. So, in a sense, you're clinging to it, too. How sad that must be for you. I mean... you COULD make your own video, but Mommy probably doesn't let you use the DVD player. Again... the gay imagery. What can I say? You're awfully familiar with it, "tinkerbell."
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Tinkerbell is from 3's Company. Remember when Mr. Roper would describe Jack to others just like your parents would describe you "He's a little....light in the pants...if you know what I mean" If I made a video of this exchange between us CSD would lock me up for infant abuse.
janglar 3 years ago
Infant abuse or you masterbating, same thing, torturing a midget
janglar 3 years ago
I'm bored, hurry up
janglar 3 years ago
What? Are you jacked up on something, the way you're all fidgety? Does your RA know? Ooops. Better not do that. He'd want you to share.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I've been graduated from school for 8 years, and I never lived in a dorm when I was there. If having quick, rapid-fire responses instead of s....l....o....w, d...r...a...w..n out "I know you are but what am I" responses stolen from Pee Wee's Big Adventure is fidgety, than your right
janglar 3 years ago
Are you sure? You sound like you're still in a damned dorm room. "Quick and rapid-fire"? Dude, you're the one making it rather easy. It's not my fault, man.
By the way, have you seen the video? Beavers beat your Ducks. You should watch again.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Did you watch the video of your conception? That transvestite thought he WAS wearing a condom!
janglar 3 years ago
I don't think there is a video of my conception. I'm sure you re-enact yours on a weekly basis. Who your partner is each time, I have no idea. It seems to be your idea, anyway.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
There isn't a video because you can't hold a video camera with hooves!!
janglar 3 years ago
I hear the fat lady singing......no, not the one with an udder who pours the milk for your cereal
janglar 3 years ago
Your hairly girlfriend's singing again?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
LAME.......backpeddling again, your clearly jeopardizing the sale here. You aren't going to survive the standing 8 count......9.....and......
janglar 3 years ago
Steers and Queers come from Corvallis and I don't see no horns on you
janglar 3 years ago
Fags and Hags come from Eugene... and, wait... I can't tell which one you are. I know. It's a Eugene thing.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
It's over retard! I am clearly the belt holder!!!! You lose!!!!!!!
janglar 3 years ago
Your boyfriend likes it when you wear the belt, doesn't he? "Ooh, big champion, give it to me."
isitrealgood 3 years ago
You'd need a lifesize gong from Chinatown to use as a chastity belt to cover your asshole
janglar 3 years ago
Don't know what you're talking about. You probably mean that exchange you had last week with someone else. Wow... Dude.. you really made a video of that? You're worse off than I thought.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Lame!!!! Your running out of gas........
janglar 3 years ago
I sense defeat.........
janglar 3 years ago
I'm sure you do. How's it feel to feel defeated, like the Ducks in this video?
Fool.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Oooooo, going Mr. T on me now? Hit me with an insult that isn't:
1. Stealing what I said
2. Sounding like a marriage councelor
3. Repeating a million times the same lame thing
4. a response on par with tattling on someone
If you want the championship, try to avoid these pathetic attempts at humor. Otherwise, I clearly am the belt holder
janglar 3 years ago
Well, no... just calling it as I see it. If you're acting a fool, you'll get called one. Again, if you're going to make it easy for me. And you're the one from an "enlightened" liberal arts university.
So you're making the rules now? Wow. OK.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Your the one from the beastiality training center university, so "Where's the Beef?"
janglar 3 years ago
There's no "bestiality training center" in Corvallis. Another fantasy of yours?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Of course there's a beastiality training center in Corvallis, your nursery school
janglar 3 years ago
Oh, that's right... and you've participated in several, no... all of the studies. Good on you.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
You participated in the Weak Stream study for Flo-Max, and they had to use the Hubble Telescope to find the source! It's over...........DINGDINGDING.....Ladies and gentlemen....the winner....by unanamous decision...and still World Heavyweight Champion....JANGLAR!!!!!
janglar 3 years ago
No, that was your Daddy and his fatass golfing buddies.
Again, you're dreaming... under video of an OSU win vs. the Ducks.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
The only thing about golf you'd relate to is AIDS is the opposite of golf; if you have just one bad hole, you lose
janglar 3 years ago
Again... you'd know better than me.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I'll wait until you read and respond to my latest one
janglar 3 years ago
Still.... OSU 38, OU 31. Don't blame me. It's video under which you chose to argue with me. With that in mind, I guess I win. You can't win if you don't even know where you are.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Hey, I was at the game just like every Civil War home and away in person since '81. Great win for the Beavs, they were the better team that day, and they definitely played a better game and deserved to win. Now 07 is in the past, your year of bragging is over. UO fans like me deserve to taunt OSU fans for a full 365 over the shit-stomping, not even close, rediculous mismatch Civil war DECISIVELY won by the ducks
janglar 3 years ago
Since I can telegraph your moves, your gonna say "But your commenting under the video of an OSU win" Well, since you have zero posts under the 08 game, this is the only site I can slap you around in. Want to change that? Post under any 08 videos, I'll find you, slap you around some more, and then other duck fans will call you out for the crybaby bitch you are and pile it on.
janglar 3 years ago
@janglar
When was the last time you won a national championship for anything?
cause in that summer of 2007 OSU had won back to back national championships in baseball. Just sayin. Don't bother trying to retort, cause you'll end up making puddles in your pants, wait your mascot all ready did that....puddles...
MRturina22 1 month ago
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I've given you 2 good joke stories. Let's hear your duck jokes
janglar 3 years ago
Just because you use a ShamWow as a tampon doesn't give you an excuse for being so uptight and asshurt over your defeat. (Except instead of cola getting squeezed out of the ShamWow yours looks like a vanilla milkshake with chocolate streaks)
janglar 3 years ago
Nice imagery. I can only imagine you came up with it through, again, your own personal experience. Funny how it informs all your "writing." Especially the "asshurt" part. You know all about that, don't you?
Watch the video. Ducks lose.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I must use terms my victims can relate to. I can relate to these things when I used to push old ladies down the stairs for fun. I would pretend I was making my own "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial. Dissing you brings back the memories of those personal experiences
janglar 3 years ago
Why? It's taken four of you clowns, using all your "skill" and verbosity to take me on the last four days. And you all sound derivative, desperate and, above all, frustrated. You can't even enjoy your team's big win. Doesn't the team let you into its parties? Pathetic.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
4 clowns? Just me. The only experience with clowns you know about is using the clown mirrors at the fun house to make your dick 3 inches instead of 1.5. No I'm creative, enthusiastic, and above all, empowered by having a fluff girl like you to slap around like Tina Turner
janglar 3 years ago
Well, no... 3 other fools from U of O who love football inasmuch as it involves "purty" uniforms with wings on them, as you do.
The fun house thing? You've done that haven't you?
No, bro, you're a sad, sad little boy with nothing else to do, having an argument under video of an OSU win... over your Ducks. Smile.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Oh I forgot, your not participating, its just me. "Fun House" in Corvallis is playing doctor with your brothers and sisters. This sad little boy sure is doing pretty well against the old wise sage of an intellectual. As for me commenting under the 07 CW, I had to because I DIDN'T HEAR A PEEP OUT OF YOU on any video of the 08 CW
janglar 3 years ago
No, I'm afraid this "Fun House" must be in Eugene because people in Corvallis don't do things like that. I'm sorry. That must be why OSU wouldn't accept you. Well, you're here commenting on the '07 Civil War, which your team lost. Talk about "asshurt."
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I would rather confuse a .45 for a Q-Tip than attend OSU. Why the fuck would I ever consider attending that shithole? No, I'm here to spread my wisdom with OSU fans, and since you were to pussy to comment in any of the 08 CW videos, I tracked you down here
janglar 3 years ago
Because it's better than spending four, or in your case, 10 years in "Spewgene." You have to HAVE some wisdom before you can spread any. And I'm afraid the only thing you're good at spreading... well, you know. You've only been talking about it the last hour.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Very good, you can repeat my lines. Why don't you grab your See 'N' Say and pull the string for some new lines. "This is a pig! OINKOINK, OINKOINK"
janglar 3 years ago
Your nephew probably doesn't appreciate you stealing his See and Say.... again.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Retarded......you might want to throw in the towel
janglar 3 years ago
Well, yeah, your posts have had kind of a puerile, retarded feel to them. Are you sure you graduated a whole 8 years ago? That'd make you, what, 30? That's kind of old to be acting, like, 18.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I'm the World Verbal Abuse Federation Champion! How I choose to act depends on how foolish you want to look
janglar 3 years ago
Or rather how foolish YOU want to look. Remember... video of OSU win, over Ducks. 'Nuf said.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Your running on fumes pal, step it up and quit backpeddling
janglar 3 years ago
I've been hitting F5 like you jab a sheep on prom night, hurry up!!!!!
janglar 3 years ago
What's your hurry, Junior? Is the crystal meth rush wearing off?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Hurry? Oh, OK, I'll just sit back, fumble around for 10 minutes, then scrap together some lame comeback that includes a "play nice" moral to it along with another mention of a game that is forgotten due to the thrashing that replaced it. (Talking in a retard voice doing the chest slap) Duhhhh, dyu tuld watt it!!!
janglar 3 years ago
Do you what you like, Junior. You're the one, again, arguing with me under video of an OSU win. It's your choice, but yet, you're still here.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
If you want to hide behind the video, Skipper, go ahead.
janglar 3 years ago
(Imitating isitrealgood in my best Corky Thatcher voice still doing the retard chest slap) Duh....dyour...dargoooing...wit...me...undahhh....duh....dveaver...dvid-de-ohhh!!!
janglar 3 years ago
Is that the best you can do? Wow. You really ARE beaten.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
No, I can do better. You just need to catch up; your behind about 4 or 5 comments.
janglar 3 years ago
Corvallis farmer dies of heart attack. He ends up in hell. Satan tells him that its time to be punished for eternity. Satan turns up the heat. Farmer feels nothing, "Its like July in the field" he says. Satan turns up heat all the way. Farmer says "Its like August in the field". Satan is baffled so he turns heat all the way off so its completely freezing. He comes out & sees the farmer yelling whoopee and dancing. Satan says "What going on"? Farmer says "The Beavers are going to the Rose Bowl!"
janglar 3 years ago
Not bad. But it took you since Saturday to come up with that? Thought you were "the belt-holder"?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
A wife constanly complains that her husband only loves football in Alabama. He moves them to Ann Arbor to get away;wife still complains he only cares about football. He moves them to Ohio; she still complains. He moves them to Los Angeles; she still complains. He moves them to Louisiana; she still complains. Then the wife dies, and the husband moves to Corvallis to bury her. A friend asks why Corvallis? Husband says "My wife wanted to be buried as far away from college football as possible"
janglar 3 years ago
Uh hunh. And that's why over the last 3 years, OSU has the second best record in the Pac10 only behind national powerhouse USC. Laaaaame.
berzirk 2 years ago 2
HIDE behind the video? That's about the dumbest thing I've heard all day. You came looking to tangle with an OSU fan, and you had to come to THIS VIDEO to do it. Now, that's pathetic.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Here's how girls get a tramp stamp at OSU. You go out to a field where an old Sam Elliott looking cowboy is. You then take a huge shot of whiskey followed by bitting down hard on a twig while you get branded
mayofinch 3 years ago
A "tramp stamp"? I'm sorry. I think they really only have those at U of O, because they had to make SOME of the "women" accessible to its male students who can't intelligently talk to a real one.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Your lucky YouTube doesn't have a 3 knockdown rule, because the ref was waving his hands in your face 10 comments ago. Accessibility for men at OSU is wearing Wrangler hip-huggers so your crack will intoxicate potential Joe the plumbers 2 "snake your drain". Intelligent talk at Moo U consists of debating "Huggies Pull-Ups" or "French Cut Pampers" on your dates for Friday night (with "Scissor Trim" altering as a backup). The Play-Doh Fun Factory was inspired by OSU fans shitting through barbwire
janglar 3 years ago
YOU'RE lucky YouTube doesn't have a rule about butchering punctuation, particularly in posts from kids supposedly attending (ahem) well-read and sophisticated liberal arts universities. You seem to know an awful lot about diapers. Is it that you just now stopped wearing them or still wear them from time to time? I heard you got the patent for the Fun Factory after all the fun you had playing with the poo. You experienced first-hand why you're not supposed to eat it, right?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
ducks dominated in o8
DaDucks65 3 years ago
In the last 4 civil wars, Oregon State has squeeked 2 out... just BARELY... and Oregon has BLOWN OUT Oregon State 2 times... :)
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
That UO's only 11 games up in the rivalry, after playing OSU teams through the 70s and 80s, doesn't speak all that well for UO. And... OUR uniforms? How much time did you spend on the field yesterday?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I guess you can always find a moral victory, no?
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
this is the awesome and exciting thing about civil war. it's when both teams (well at least the beavers) play there absolute hardest. instead of a low score game, it's back and forth with scores.
rockgibson14 3 years ago
go beavs!!!!!!!
Deryckwhibleyfan08 3 years ago
haha i love the dismay in dan fouts' voice. suck it fouts, GO BEAVS.
zmoore83 3 years ago 2
Oregon lost last year and they are about to get thier shit pushed in again this year, the only difference is that it will be at a way better stadium, with way better fans.
Fuck the Ducks, you dumb fucks lose all time and most of all when it counts.
Go beaversss, you already know your better anyways
PapesChronic 3 years ago 3
I watched this game with my husband (Duck fan) and it was one of the best days of my life!
GOOOOO BEAVS!!! ;-)
melissa0914 3 years ago 2
GO BEAVERS!
Stilini03 3 years ago
Go Pac10!
Pac10-Sports. com
Pac10Sports 3 years ago
Go Ducks
Troylovesfootball 3 years ago
ducks lost on their home field. so GO BEAVERS!
Stilini03 3 years ago 2
Beaver fans are the biggest stuck up fans I've ever met. You can't argue with them logically otherwise they get all pissy and start talking about how great their baseball team is.
Oregon is gonna win the civil war in 2008. Just watch.
oregonducks00 3 years ago
There are bad fans on either side. And we'll see about the Civil War this year.
dragnergrifeene 3 years ago 2
And Duck fans have the biggest sense of entitlement in all of college football, from the flat screens in the locker room from Knights' millions to the gaudy uniforms that scream, "look at us!" to the perennial "national championship" talk when, at least lately, the precious Duck A) falter at the end of the Pac-10 season, B) lose to Oregon State and C) finish behind Oregon State. You'll be eating crow on Civil War Day... again.
isitrealgood 3 years ago 3
GO BEAVERS!
Stilini03 3 years ago
The beavers have more flatscreens in their lockerrooms than the Ducks, look it up.
miket6583 3 years ago
Oh really? You've been inside both locker rooms and counted? I would imagine you probably stopped counting when you started playing on Jeremiah Johnson's X-box.
Go Beavs!
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Ummm... yeah. It's a fact, read the Oregonian. You may think it's ridiculous but it's true.
miket6583 3 years ago
It's a 'fact' because it's in the Oregonian? Taking one writer's word on one thing to try to refute the commonly known (and embraced by UO) fans that the Ducks program is rather lavishly "endowed"? Now that's ridiculous.
Go Beavs.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
why are you so angry? it's just football. Actually, it's not even football, it's about TVs in a locker room. You can deny it all you want, but the fact is is that reporters go into teams locker rooms all the time and see these things. We do have nicer facilities, but less flatscreens, get over it.
miket6583 3 years ago
Also, yeah, we embrace having nice facilities. Do you think if Phil Knight came knocking on Mike Riley's door saying he'd like to invest hundreds of millions of dollars into their program he would say no? don't make me laugh.
miket6583 3 years ago
Who's angry? Not I. I'm just waiting for a football game. And reporters don't have better things to do than count flat-screen TVs and write stories about it? Now, really, between us, who needs to get over it, me or the guy pointing out flat-screen TVs in locker rooms? Riley and OSU might refuse the cash, but it wouldn't throw it about in the ostentatious way UO has for years. The unis? The billboard in NYC? Just football? No... that's FASHION! :D
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Ok... I'll just argue your points in a list.
-Apparently, the reporters don't have anything better to do, because it was in their story.
-You brought up the flat-screens, I just told informed you that Oregon State has more.
-Phil Knight decides where the money goes, and the players like it. I'm pretty sure they don't care if some Beaver fans think it's dumb. It doesn't take away from anything, so why not let the players enjoy the team on more levels than just the game?
miket6583 3 years ago
Wow. Bullet points. You found it worth your time to respond to the flat-screens thing, since you had a "basis" to do so... I presume, to defend "University of Knight's" locker room.
Knight's money hasn't particularly helped UO win football games, especially against its instate rival the last 2 seasons. But it keeps rolling out the unis that scream "LOOK at me" and announcing its place as a "national championship contender." Hubris.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Well, looks like Knight's money worked tonight. We kept the players happy and beat you by a ton.
miket6583 3 years ago
Well, aren't you predictable? But it's not like Duckie fans aren't above picking their spots when opportunities to trash-talk arise. I'm so glad the team you vicariously support, built with Knight's money, came through for you. Because without all that glitz and diamond-plate pattern, you'd probably be rooting for USC or, this year, Alabama. Cheers.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I've been defending the ducks when they were underdogs, and I came back to trash talk because of that attitude right there: "Duckie fans aren't above picking their spots"? Are you serious? Wasn't I on this page arguing with you before they won, when they were the huge underdogs?
Oh yeah, I'd be a USC fan. It's not like I'm going to Oregon next year, or that my whole family has gone there. Nice try trying to stick me to the frontrunner group!
65-38
miket6583 3 years ago
If you're under the illusion your Duckies were "huge underdogs", you weren't much paying attention during the week. And, well, you're obviously not above picking your spots, because... you came back once, and here you are again. Front-running. Nice job flashing the score. A "classy" undergrad, front-running, move.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Except I've been sticking with the team through thick and thin. Through a poor season in 06, through a collapse last year, and through not so good showing at bowls. I don't think that is "front-running".
The only reason Im even talking is because of the crap us duck fans had to put up with over the past year. IDK if you have any idea, bud.
Props for at least staying here and supporting your cause though. 90% of Beaver fans are MIA.
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
You were probably at the front of the "Fire Aliotti!" brigade earlier in the season, and the reason you started watching the Ducks was because of their "pretty" uniforms and the "NFL atmosphere" of Autzen Stadium. I'm guessing you didn't actually go to to UO, as most Duck fans don't. I can only imagine what would have happened if the Ducks had lost yesterday. I'm sure Alabama and Utah fanbases would have accepted your application.
Irony - You trash-talking me under video of an OSU win.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
1. This vid is Osu v O civil war 2007. Its not an OSU vid, imo. Oregon fans can't watch highlights of last years civil war?
2. Hell yeah I want Aliotti fired. He has constantly underperformed with our Defense. His "bend but not break" style is getting old.
3. Pulling at straws w/ the front-runner thing. Just gotta let it go.
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
It's still video of an OSU win, over the Duckies. Sorry to be the one to tell you. And I'm sorry you have no faith and are ready to bail on your D Coordinator. And, how would you describe someone keeping up the trashtalk on Youtube, under a vid of an OSU win, but a front-runner? Work on the English.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Whatever man, if you want to be that bitter and call me a frontrunner for rooting for the team I've like since I was 5, go ahead. And just because you're a douche bag...
65-38. see you next year.
miket6583 3 years ago
pretty much says it all. Good job. Just gotta be the bigger man and let this cat take out his frustrations by arguing with himself. lol.
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
"Whatever, man... " Well, nothing says "bitter" better than throwing the words "douchebag" and flashing the score. You're one classy front-running Ducky fan. Front-running, by the way, is shown by what a fan does as much as what he is. Sorry you're so bitter, and after a win, at that.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I don't really understand the frontrunning thing you're trying to push on me, but I'll take it considering the Ducks just absolutely embarrassed the Beavs down in Cornvalley. Wooo!! I love the wins twice as much because I know it keeps jerks like you up at night, stewing and thinking how sweet that Rose Bowl would have been.
miket6583 3 years ago
If you don't understand it, it's probably for the same reason you're averse to using mirrors. I can let a loss like that go. You, on the other hand, probably stayed awake all night pondering what you were going to write this morning because you can't stand the fact I've pegged you for what you are.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
1. Our uniforms get more air time nationally and recognition than your whole program.
2. I guess "Knight's money" helped us DESTROY OS @ Reeser?
3. We were extremely close to a National Title last year, and this year are in a good bowl. A win will get us to 10 wins in a rebuilding year.
4. How bout that All-time series record?
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
Hey, JuniorJeremy, Of course, UO's uniforms gets noticed nationally. The tasteless and hideous always get second looks, like a bad trainwreck. Where was Knight's dosh during LAST YEAR's CW, when OSU won at Autzen, where Pac-10 opponents are NEVER SUPPOSED to win? Oh, yeah.. Dixon... (sigh). And so went the "national title" hopes. (sigh)
Try not to forget, in your euphoria, OSU has won 3 of the last 5, which started with 50-21 OSU win at Reser.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
hey good arguement. "At least we beat you guys last year"... LOL!
I think i'm gonna give you a little while to let this sink in before I argue w/ ya.
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
Hey, nice spelling! (argument's usually without an e) I'm sure watching UO lose twice in a row (including at home at the end of your NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP and HEISMAN SEASON) was particularly chafing, so that speaks for itself.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
see, now when you start going after spelling it takes all the fun out of it.
Have a good day.
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
Hey, I'm sorry. The English language is kind of standard if you live in America. The same rules apply to everybody.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Yeah, you are right. Posting about 7 times on this video, and mispelling 1 word because I added an "e" means I don't know the english language. You are pulling at straws here man. Just let it go.
Jeremy1281988 3 years ago
It's a great day to be a Duck when Beaver fans can only find fault with the spelling of the post. Yeah, you beat us last year, but we beat you this year, and it's lookin' sunny for the Beavs! Have fun in El Paso against Notre Dame, further proving your mediocrity. I was going to leave this alone, but you were just too big of an asshole to resist.
65-38, and we won the last Civil war, which is all that matters.
miket6583 3 years ago
Actually, I'm surprised that even after a win, front-running Duck fans can't even appreciate their win over their instate rival. Sad, and pathetic they can't do it without puerile name-calling. But... such is the "classy" front-running Duck fan. Hey, try not to get run off the field by whatever team your Duckies face in the Holiday Bowl. It's only in primtime on national TV. Maybe in SoCal you can buy some class, if you can afford to go.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
"Class" to someone in Corvallis is telling the sheep beforehand that the salt lick is laced with roofies. Try not to get stuck in the "catcher" position of a donkey show in El Paso after getting a Dirty Sanchez from Juan Valdez. Maybe in Monroe you can buy a can of 211 on sale, if you can aford to go. You want class? Go fuck yourself with the flagpole in front of your school! Now go rape some livestock to create beaver fans for the future. 65-38, a barnyard ass-whipping!
janglar 3 years ago
Wow. I'm impressed. That must have taken all that you learned in your creative writing class and an all-nighter loaded with 5-hour Energy to write that post. Interesting that the "import" of the post was "class." I'm sure, given the free and liberal climate in Spew-gene, you can find someone to either pitch OR catch for you on any street corner. Enjoy last Saturday, and the rolling you're going to get in the Holiday Bowl, if you can afford to go. Hope the Duckies don't wear anything too... gay.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I'm impressed I got a response from the test tube baby from inter-livestock teenage pregnancies. Our class beat the fuck out of your class. I'm sure given the backward Mayberry climate of Whore-phalice, you can find a random girl, put a cowbell around her neck, and simultaneously win a blue ribbon at the county fair, get married, and get reunited with your sister and baby's mama! I loved last Saturday, & I love slapping around red headed stepchildren from Moo U. You can't spell LOSER without OS
janglar 3 years ago
I'm impressed I got a response from the acid-riddled and unshaven lovechild of Ken Kesey and his old lady, nicknamed "Hirsutelaughingstockintrees." As, we all know, you can't look at UO's logo and think, "Zero," since... it actually IS a zero. I'm sure you know plenty about "random girls" you can "put a cowbell around her neck." Are you sure you were actually awake Saturday, given the free flow of 211 and hallucinogens on campus?
isitrealgood 3 years ago
You guys grab livestock worming medicine and slam it like heroin; only all your veins are collapsed so "between the toes so nobody knows". You got me on Ken Kesey since nobody famous has ever come out of Corvallis (or will dare admit so in public). OSU is the only school where they measure their cheerleaders in hands! Was I awake on Saturday? Fuck, was your defense? Even Stevie Wonder could see what a one sided paddling that game was. You and the rest of Down Syndrome Nation can spasm to that
mayofinch 3 years ago
Being a U of O graduate, I'm sure you know all about "collapsed veins." You might have just had one yesterday, and it was a class assignment. Of course, you don't know about anyone famous from OSU because you don't get out of your miasma much. U of O, of course, is the only school in America where they award degrees in tokeromics. I'm sure you weren't awake on Saturday. Where was your D against Cal and USC, two teams OSU beat? I'm sure you and Zero Nation are STILL suffering spasms from that.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
I'm sure your girlfriend knows all about a "collapsed vein" judging by the blue diamonds you carry around (and I'm not talking about Lucky Charms) The hillbilly model for the "Welcome to Appalachia" postcard playing the moonshine jug as an instrument is the only famous person from OSU I can think of, sorry! OSU is the only school in America where the possibility of freckles being created by a cow farting through a screen door is debated openly. Stanford was a national powerhouse weren't they?
janglar 3 years ago
Since you're so acquainted with "blue diamonds," I can only imagine you're most familiar with those, too, as is YOUR girlfriend, provide some hirsute "beauty" likes your rather abundant "wit". Um, Linus Pauling? Terry Baker, the LAST Heisman Trophy Winner from an Oregon school? Right. You're too young. But nice try. Really... all these weak attempts at insulting me and OSU, all from adaptations of stuff you've read before? Stanford wasn't great, but really... was Cal? Remember-don't eat Playdoh.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Oh Terry Baker, the guy who bused tables at My Aunt Ann & Uncle John Wagner's restaurant in Corvallis during the 50's & 60's, it's now a men's clothing store. They were the highest level donors to the school, and Terry Baker was their butler. Yeah, and the dumfuck who sucks his thumb and carries a blanket is famous too. How young do you think I am? I challenge you to find anything I've dissed you with verbatim anywhere. OSU fans aren't dumb, they're just misinformed
janglar 3 years ago
Um, no... Terry Baker, who won the Heisman Trophy? The one your guy, what's his name, Dixon (?) didn't win last year. And, no, wrong Linus. What are you, like, 6? I challenge you to find something original with which to "diss" me. And, yeah, most U of O are fans are dumb, but they really like "purty" uniforms and guys who look like they play football. Maybe you can find your next boyfriend among one of them.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Same Terry Baker. If you know your history of Corvallis, Ann & John Wagner were the Phil Knights of OSU sports, rode on the team jet, received the Rose Bowl football in 1965 against Michigan, held the team training table and banquet in the basement of their restaurant, yes THAT Terry Baker. As much as it embarrasses me as a UO fan to admit it, my aunt & uncle were close friends of Slats Gill, Dee Andros, and the university. Do some research if your such an educated fan
janglar 3 years ago
If your aunt and uncle were such close friends of Slats Gill, Dee Andros and OSU, what the hell happened to you? You obviously went to the wrong university. Maybe a boyfriend had something to do with it?
By the way...watch the video. Ducks still lose.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
My Grandmother, my Aunt Ann's sister, moved to Eugene after marrying my Grandfather. They raised my mother and my 2 uncles here, their kids went to UO, and so did I. It's called evolution, advancing the species. It works in reverse where you are. Your kids (through gay adoption) will be swinging from feather boas and throwing their feces at your hairdresser!
janglar 3 years ago
No, it's kind of like de-volution if you go from attending a great university like OSU to deciding to spend four years at a cesspool like UO. There you go with the gay stuff again... honestly... you really have a handle on that culture. I'm concerned. Does your local LGBT chapter know about this? I'm sure they can help you.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
LGBT, oh, you mean that place that appoints you an attorney for your hate crime case?
janglar 3 years ago
It does that? I wasn't aware of that. I guess you'd know better.
isitrealgood 3 years ago
Well, I have to admit you are much more priviledged than I am. You and any OSU grad can put your diploma in the windshield and get handicapped parking anywhere in the state.
janglar 3 years ago
Also, I have to grudgingly admit that you are classier than I am. Afterall, your university's school bus is a tricked out 18-wheeler with breathe holes on the side that only needs to be hosed out once a month. And also, it's no fair that your girls get bigger nose rings than our girls!
janglar 3 years ago
And I presume the U of O's "classy" form of transportation looks a little like a second or third generation of "Furthur"...'cept it 'don't run too well', running on the gases from the vile stench of the Mill Race and the needles picked up at Alton Baker Park... most after a UO pep rally, which resembled something like Woodstock. I understand the party featured entertainment from the U of O cheerleaders, who actually have bigger nose rings and, uh, haven't shaved in a while. "Mmm, armpit hair!"
isitrealgood 3 years ago
If Al Bundy moved to Corvallis to work, he'd have to get a degree in blacksmithing. Don't hate on Further, you guys already proved that horse carts powered by Rocky Mountain Apples are the environmentally friendly transportation wave of the future for Benton County. The OSU pep rally featured a Little House on the Prarie reinactment with Isaiah Edwards singing Old Dan Tucker, and lucky students got a complimentary reach-around from Pa Ingalls. 211...little kids pissing in Mary's river, no diff
mayofinch 3 years ago
Wow... a U of O grad who doesn't remember how to spell "Furthur". Are you SURE you graduated? You might check with the Board of Higher Education. The "vibes" from the funny herbs all those years might be telling you something different from reality. But then, I guess, "reality" isn't offered at the U of Zero, where common perceptions include brown acid being good for you, swimming in Mill Race is healthy, and that you have a superior football team. Keep a-tokin'!
isitrealgood 3 years ago
this game was the best rivalry game last season... absolutely amazing.
CaliforniasGold 3 years ago 2
Someones a sour little bitch because people are hurting their feelings, it wouldnt surprise me that a pussy ass duck would post that, and 33-31 last year at OSU against USC....ring a bell, so dont pretend that your overrated trojans are all so godly, its a RIVALRY, OSU, UO, we fucking hate you all & its a mutual feeling, i was at autzen for this game...if your gonna be a bitch about it stick to your lolipop & candy covered videos of UO, fuck the ducks, GO BEAVS!!!
Beavers4LIFE 3 years ago
i second that
ichirofan4life 3 years ago
i third that.
Stilini03 3 years ago
Dan Fouts is an IDIOT!!! FUCK THE DUCKS!!!! they suck, were gonna kill em back at Reser & make it 3 years in a row next year!!!! it was so amazing rushing the field too, and just chanting at all the sad ducks that left the stadium as we rushed THIER field!!! GO BEAVERS!!!
Beavers4LIFE 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Let me just say, as a USC fan ---
The country is well aware of how impressive it was for Oregon to keep that close with half their team out.
Your fans really show alot of animosity towards UO and I think it just boils down to jealousy. Cal does the same thing. It's amazing lack of class shown by OSU fans - even more amazing they embarrassed our conference at Cincinatti, Ducks continued to do well all season despite injuries
Sorry truth hurts. 24-3. We own your ass.
FIGHT ON
socalthunder91 4 years ago
Thank you, you have given me a deep respect for all USC fans now. Thank you.
Sycamorai 4 years ago
socalthunder91:
stanford anyone???
24-23
goodbye national championship!
who sucks now?
osubeav18 4 years ago
lmao thats an 'uck fan posing as a trojan. Notice the patented 'uck injury line? No real Trojan fan would use that excuse, especially when both teams had significant injuries. ..... wadda 'uck tool !
BBdaWolfy 4 years ago
Let me tell you as a beaver fan, I have gone to 3 civil wars, and I can say that duck fans are jerks.
Also dude, USC got scored on several times by Idaho, now thats painfull
Linkster2o 3 years ago
Hey man it takes two. Im not pointing fingers. Im just saying some people are just stupid. Ive seen A VERY LARGE amount of rude beavs too. And Yes Duck fans too. Go Ducks and Go OSU when there not playing U of O..lol
anderson12234 3 years ago