The next time I have sex with my boyfriend, I'm going to loop this vid on my Youtube playlist. Whether or not he is ripped, I find him sexy. . . And boom goes the dynamite.
You know what's the funny thing here? Before Inglourious Basterds NOBODY talked about Christoph Waltz! Now you start talking about how sexy he is, etc. If he hadn't played in Inglorious Basterds, I bet EVERYONE of you would have just seen him as an old Austrian actor. And dont try to proof me wrong. Everyone knows I am right.
wrong. yes u are right in the sense that i would not have known christoph but you are wrong when u say that i wouldnt have found him sexy, bullshit. i was walking past the tv, dad had the movie on..i just remmeber thing....woah thats a good looking old man.
I have this movie and I have uploaded it to another video hosting site, but unfortunately I haven't been able to locate any English subtitles for it. If anyone who speaks German is willing to make English subtitles for this movie, send me a private message and I'll send you the link (don't want to post it here just in case).
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@megzfiddler64 lol w/e man. if this is the pedophile look is what tickles ur fancy, that's fine. this guys right about on the same attractiveness level as bea arthur. but hey, im not here to judge.
@megzfiddler64 is that what u tell ur friends after they send u a text?! i just. im sry. you know what, no. i'm dyslexic you prick. sry if im a little inconsistent sometimes. dbag.
The next time I have sex with my boyfriend, I'm going to loop this vid on my Youtube playlist. Whether or not he is ripped, I find him sexy. . . And boom goes the dynamite.
JadedAnon 1 month ago
Gott in Himmel... Ich moechte Christoph Waltz!
DocGladwags 2 months ago
Such a typical austrian... "'n schönes Wetter, da geh ich erst mal schifahrn!" XD
CallMeMusicAddict 4 months ago
Gat dame.
JessayKhrist 7 months ago
Damn he's hot lmao!!! Love you Christoph!!!
Josiemouse12 7 months ago
saggy belly, average man, pfft...
dljc1979 8 months ago 2
Wow, if I was 36 years older...
SvartBil 9 months ago 5
@xmelissainsanityx hah yeah hes awesome!!
oldsoulzeppelingirl 10 months ago
he has a little paunch! =)
sweethimbeere 10 months ago
The way this woman stared at him. I bet she wants some xD
Hanayuni 10 months ago
oh my lord....
AMIRAHHAVOC 1 year ago 2
da geh ich auch erstmal schifahren ^^
Andorinha14 1 year ago
Shirtless - okay.
But HELL! He looks so DAMN sexy in this black longsleeve <3
CatherineGral 1 year ago 6
I have no idea why I sometimes fall for actors that are old enough to be my Dad...
gothvamp133 1 year ago 17
@gothvamp133 i'm right there with ya!
jdepplovr33 1 year ago
Ugh, he's 54 and he's hot as hell. I wanna do him D:
SlaytanicSeries 1 year ago 13
Bless your soul, kind hearted poster
kurooneko 1 year ago 3
@TwistedImageProd I second that, he's as cuddly-looking as they come.
I'd still lick his sexy face off....
But cuddly tummy, yes. ; )
HannibalRapeVictim 1 year ago 9
I would do horribly perverted things to him.
WhiteRose226 1 year ago 8
I'd lap le creme off that any time of the day or night
angelseatbetterbread 1 year ago 3
wtf?? I want this guy..uau..
GiovannaTheDavis 1 year ago
I'd tap that. ;P
Kiya4ever 1 year ago
he looks cuddly XD
TwistedImageProd 1 year ago
Now I don't feel so bad about myself.
MrHalt 1 year ago
nice booty on christoph
kunoichi24 1 year ago
You know what's the funny thing here? Before Inglourious Basterds NOBODY talked about Christoph Waltz! Now you start talking about how sexy he is, etc. If he hadn't played in Inglorious Basterds, I bet EVERYONE of you would have just seen him as an old Austrian actor. And dont try to proof me wrong. Everyone knows I am right.
makedonas86 1 year ago
wrong. yes u are right in the sense that i would not have known christoph but you are wrong when u say that i wouldnt have found him sexy, bullshit. i was walking past the tv, dad had the movie on..i just remmeber thing....woah thats a good looking old man.
loyalqueen 1 year ago
I love older actors, so had he been more prevalent in American film to begin, I'm confident I would've at least been fond of him.
And if he HADN'T been in Basterds, no one would have known who he is in the first place. Your argument is weak sauce, buddy.
megzfiddler64 1 year ago 7
¡Ay, omá qué rico!
80Ladyovejita 1 year ago
Unff, Christoph in his shorties *_*
Yummy yum yum <3
empanzee 1 year ago
Who doesn't love a little hair on a man? XD
BTW... You can find his picture in the dictionary under "SEXY"!
ollum16 2 years ago 6
@ollum16
hmm...I hate chest hair...and beard too...xD
TheScheiss 1 year ago
Quentin Tarantino: "Ich dachte wir wollten am Drehbuch arbeiten!"
Christoph Waltz: "Aber doch nicht bei dem Wetter, da geh ich erstmal Skifahren!"
makedonas86 2 years ago
:D^^
Pringlestexasbqsauce 2 years ago
@makedonas86
WHAT!?
TheScheiss 1 year ago
this man is sex on legs! I so wanna do him...
*sigh
OriginalPhandora 2 years ago 7
Oh goodness I think I'm about to get obsessed with this guy. He is so sexy!
chloebelle44 2 years ago 13
I have this movie and I have uploaded it to another video hosting site, but unfortunately I haven't been able to locate any English subtitles for it. If anyone who speaks German is willing to make English subtitles for this movie, send me a private message and I'll send you the link (don't want to post it here just in case).
opranoodlmantra 2 years ago
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why are u all impressed? he's got about as much abs as a fat third grader. and he's fifty- and hairy! creepers.
relvaccaro 2 years ago
You'll wish you looked like that when you turn fifty. You'll probably look like Bea Arthur with hairy nipples.
megzfiddler64 2 years ago 4
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@megzfiddler64 lol w/e man. if this is the pedophile look is what tickles ur fancy, that's fine. this guys right about on the same attractiveness level as bea arthur. but hey, im not here to judge.
relvaccaro 2 years ago
You must be lonely sitting in the minority...
You can go ahead and touch yourself while you think of hairless man-children like Taylor Lautner while your mother looks on, you sad little chode.
megzfiddler64 2 years ago 9
idk why ur so deeply offended. but yeah, maybe im just crazy. or maybe u have low standards. :O
relvaccaro 2 years ago
Don't worry-I'm not offended.
But I am a tad worried about you; your typing and spelling skills seem to suggest that you have a severe learning disorder.
megzfiddler64 2 years ago 2
@megzfiddler64 is that what u tell ur friends after they send u a text?! i just. im sry. you know what, no. i'm dyslexic you prick. sry if im a little inconsistent sometimes. dbag.
relvaccaro 2 years ago
Being dyslexic and being too lazy to spell out words completely are two separate issues.
And the pejorative "prick" is generally used for males.
megzfiddler64 2 years ago
@megzfiddler64 XD no one cares but u. dude, ur just digging ur "imma jacka**" hole deeper.
like, omg lmao lol wtf! stop judgin man! nobody cares how well i write a utube comment (and psst! ur as butch as they come!).
WHATTUP SON,
relvaccaro 2 years ago
You're kinda sexy.
Wanna comb my mustache?
megzfiddler64 2 years ago
@megzfiddler64 XD loL! k, i think we're done here.
relvaccaro 2 years ago
a morning with a glass of milk
Badymaxi 2 years ago 4
A little flesh from Waltz was all Basterds was missing, really...
scandalouzmegz 2 years ago 62
Oh man, what a beast. XD
fRoZeNcRiCkEtS 2 years ago 8
why do i love him so much :(
WarningDontReadThis 2 years ago 9
@WarningDontReadThis i found the answer to that one. it is because as he got older he got more handsomer!
Deidara188 2 years ago 8
Mehr!
Mehr Christoph ohne Hemd!
claricefell 2 years ago 3
Sexy!!!
WaltzLover 2 years ago 10
hey now :)
ThisIsMyBoomStick 2 years ago 5
holy damn he looks good
whoselinefan16 2 years ago 47