Mr. ABC Alphabet Song

[Thebanapullelord]

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[MultiRunescape999]

Eminem should sing this

[southpark34005]

sounds like Pee-wee Herman at first...ADULTS ONLY!!!

[kizziemitchell]

I think this should be banned, i was listening to it to teach 2 year old and was unaware of how violent it was. This is so unsafe for kids

[TheSammy58]

@kizziemitchell Then maybe next time you should check the content before showing it to kids. YouTube is 13+.

[fadelio22]

Oh man i remember this on funnyjunk back in 2003

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

oh those were the days

[baconat3r]

@aceholeas I didn't know that 5 or 6 years ago counted as the "old days"

[aceholeas]

Back in the old days we didnt have youtube and facebook we had these flash videos from ebaumsworld and jib jab

[LeeLeeMoDee]

the last time i saw this video i was in high school and it caught me off guard so bad i was in TEARS ! too funny

[lolerz222]

The dramatic voice change at the end is so hilarious. xD

[lilddonovandark]

nistolgica  i havent seen this since 2007

[jimmyangelramirez]

wheres the link to this lol

[RandomDetritus]

A classic. 

[lergxxx]

why are you people mad who gives a flying fuck if your kids saw this they're going to grow up to curss have sex do illegal things and much more so get over it this world aint perfect and neither will your children be when they grow up

[Drazil690]

Pretty pathetic if you ask me. I personally hope you and your family die in a fiery car crash. and I do mean your WHOLE family!

[kinorobloodlust]

Oh, that's how the alphabet goes! I'll remember for sure now!

[wordlifeheel]

I remember watching this 4 years ago. My cousins and I laughed til we cried. Good times.

[VindicatedBliss]

Gee thanks. Just what I wanted to show my 3 year old - you bastard

[Mr1Broke1Acid]

@VindicatedBliss Thats why you check the content of media before you expose your child to it. I'm not saying your'e a bad parent but it's not very wise to show a child something when you don't even know what it is.

[enjoime208]

i remember seeing this on wimp.com

[Aarsen16]

some people are stupid and bored. Ur such an idiot whoever came up with this. I bet ur a disturbed kid!

[BouncePounce]

Haha. I saw this like 10 years ago.

[hooha96]

Ok people this guy did not make this a man about 10 years ago it was on a bombs world so every one shut the fuck up

[CODMURDERHd]

HE DOESNT HVE A DIcK IM GNNA FUK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!

[Urthebestievarhad5]

Funny abc song

[syamasutheesh]

useless

[legomagic63]

I watched this when I was a kid but I can't remember where I found it from can anybody tell me

[soloman50]

@legomagic63 this video was on funnyflash if thats the site :)

[SolidSnake812]

@legomagic63 I remember seeing this on ebaumsworld.

[ebaqueen1]

Well, it wouldn't have bothered me so much except that my 2 year old was on my lap as we searched for learning videos to watch together. Maybe you could put a warning up for people like me who click on it expecting a video appropriate for a toddler??

[ebaqueen1]

really irresponsible to post his

[Nathanchooper]

@ebaqueen1 get a sence of humor.....

your really irresponsible to watch this!

ooooh... that is all

[andrewhelen]

why?!!!



[MrPes2011rocks]

crap

[thehappyhippyo0]

THIS is why smurfs arent real.

[playdeadbunny130]

Yay im learning

[romanX123]

so this is how youuuuu learnt abc.. u shit head, go shit in your hand

[TheNikola06]

LOL Suck my dick motherfucker fuck you up XD

[Steallio]

lol. i doubt he has a dick. and btw:- why does his body looks like an egg WTF.

[Steallio]

lol. i doubt he has a dick.

[Steallio]

...lol...

[RahkshiPoopi]

I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS 6 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!! 8D

[NYClolita]

@RahkshiPoopi It's older than that if you can believe that, i watched this 13 years ago when I was 12 lol

[pokemewnic]

LOL

[meggieaggie]

this should really be moniderd for little kids to whatch

[Freaky420Lr69]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS VIS ITS SOOO FUNNY

[aardjawad]

Ok this vid is mixed with other kid alphabet songs. My 3 yr stumbled on it... Totally inappropriate. It would have been funny when I was 16. But not when little kids see it. Please take this down!!!

[BalognaSandwiches]

@aardjawad haha that is why this is such a great vid!

[jakita12]

This isn't funny at all. The one who made this video is obviously lacks breeding. I hope your kids wont grow up to be like you.

[desterrrrrrrr]

LMFAO i like how he says "CMON~!!" after saying to suck his dick, like he wants to box and hes all pissed off for no reason LMFAO LOL

then hes gonna fuck us up , LOL all pissed as hell~

[BKerve5894]

at first this is so innocent then all of the sudden he gets all ghetto haha

[mr20thcenturysam]

THIS IS CRRRRRFAP

[3DYoungsav]

Dead funni

[BKerve5894]

i remember my dad showing me this when i was 3 or 4 and he didnt realize that this had the suck my dick motha fucker bit and he was dying in laughter as i was like wtf also laughing having my ears covered for that part

[glassbridge]

Dude you are an idiot. Nothing better to do with your life.

[rivit5]

not for children. was alittle shocked while watching this with my 2 ur old son........i found it funny but not suitable for kids

[shadowraith10]

most... hilarious.. thing.. ever

[Rancidan55055]

125 people can Suck my dick!!!!

[SuperMegaLoser]

this video mixes business with pleasure.

[notehillz]

I remember this bs in highschool, I blasted it on the speakers in spanish class in 2004 off jokefrog.com and got supended for 2 Days...didn't know what I was loading up for the suprise at the end lol

[DropDeadNanix]

Sandy Nd Topher Stfuu

[planetvideowatcher55]

is it bad i showed this to mah 3 year old brothers

[mist8k]

thumbs up if you showed this to your teacher in school lol

[CheesyPumbah]

yay

[dbrandinni]

FUNNYJUNK!!!!!

[mexicansurfer805]

im so blown

[EMD2]

Really too pathetic

[CarmineDude]

Send this to RWJ!

[fidelbernardo452]

Mother fucker u s_ _ of _ itch. You ass wipe

[SteviusMaximus]

Funny and not funny now that I have a 5 and 4 year old. I still laugh every time

[jarannalli]

Still funny to this day

[dragonataks3]

hahahahahahaha  sooooooo funny 8¬D

[yuukun12]

in the words of Ron Jeremy "Suck my Dick Mother Fucker"!!!

[savethepie]

lol whats even more funny is that parents get fooled into showing this to their kids. they have lots of explaining to do to their kids after this lol.

[Rancidan55055]

@aznkevin209 LMFAO really!!! Thats fucking hilarious XD

[lorenajenny]

LOL when i first saw i thouight it was one of those silly videos made for little kids ... i really like this video not to show kid though they wouldnt undertand the funny side of this lol

[aznkevin209]

now my son keeps on saying "Suck My Dick MotherFucker ! Come on Im Gonna Fawk You Up! " then he flicks me off how sad

[UgaBuga96]

Best ABC song eva!

[ronniesmoons]

I learned my ABC's and how to suck a dick at the same time. Educational!

[PowerFlash82196]

0:26 Best Part lol

[Qballz23]

@PowerFlash82196 really!? I liked the beginning you fucking retard

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 Im joking around Calm down. I understand that this video is bad and inappropiate because this is pointed toward children. I thought it was funny because it was random. I can be myself. And Im an honors student so don't call me a retard

[Qballz23]

@PowerFlash82196 oh shit! your in honors!!!! That changes everything! You'd might as well be president!

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 For real. Calm down. You are really starting to get annoying you u gangbanger piece of shit

[Qballz23]

@PowerFlash82196 I looked at ur page and I knew it! Ur a faggy anime nerd! Watch this video again and wait till 0:27 and thats what I want your pokemon liken ass to do bitch.

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 How the hell am I an Anime nerd. mutha fucker. Ur ass is goin to hell bitch. And I don't fucking like pokemon and shit either. Get off my ass niqqa. Cause nobody fucking likes your ass u fake ass wannabe. Go suck ur moms cock bitch.

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 I only like Draonball Z because I used to watch that show as a kid. U are probably way older than me. and if u are. U R real cool for cursing out a kid bitch!!

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 And go suck Billy May's cock u Billy mays stalker. U say Im an anime nerd and I say ur a Billy Mays Cock sucking bitch

[Qballz23]

@PowerFlash82196 I think its funny, and as long as I know I dont watch cartoon porn and dress like video game characters I know I ll always be better than you.

[Qballz23]

@PowerFlash82196 I think its funny, and as long as I know I dont watch cartoon porn and dress like video game characters I know I ll always be better than you. Stalker? your the one looking at my un used page, knowing you did that makes me wanna erase it because some thing that gay was looking at it!

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 U fucking looking on my page so the whole stalker shit that you mentioned I can say also about you. And I don't fucking dress as video game characters. And I got a fucking girlfriend while you have Billy Mays. And I don't fucking care about Anime niqqa. Say wut da hell u want bitch!!!! Call it cartoon porn cause I don't care a fuck about anime and manga so get off mah ass. and by the way Your momma said that my dick tasted qud bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Qballz23]

@PowerFlash82196 I know you have a Gf me and billy gangbanged the shit out of her. BTW as I said before, Im better than you, so anything you say now i will just reply with that .

[PowerFlash82196]

@Qballz23 Hi. Im PowerFlash's cousin. He gave me his account he said I can't talk to you though.

[PowerFlash82196]

I remeber this when I was little lol

[RiniMom]

GO 2 HELL , OH,OH.. U ALREADY HELL. IS THIS FOR CHIRDREN OR SUCK HISTORY H AS LIKE LONG TIME AGO ? DOG BLESS YOU! I SHAMED FRONT OF MY GRANDSON AND I SHAMED OF MYSELF I AM THSE SAME SHPE OF HUMAN'S FIGURE.

[IvanXPZ]

DUDE THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[IvanXPZ]

DUDE WTH?

[malouise09]

i didn't like the last part with the finger thing.

[Jacke337]

ROFLMFAO

[Mzeshaboo14]

@NBunnyBoo I agree with you im nvr gonna let my niece watch this shit but this waz extra funny haha

[BeinRealWitYou101]

@Mzeshaboo14 hahaha shug nd shy aint neva gonna see this vid either...yet...nope not yet...

[NBunnyBoo]

I donct think kids need to know all of those words! Too Funny

[spritzertog]

Ok... not good. My 3 year old watches these videos. To 691015005 - no, youtube isn't a teaching resource, but the kid still likes to play kids songs on here.

[spritzertog]

..and besides, why shouldn't you use Youtube as a teaching resource? There are a lot of good educational videos on here. The problem I have with this one is that it's easily mistaken because it gets categorized right in the middle of all the other children songs. At least modify the title to have a warning.

@xmanxavier ... my daughter has been clicking through youtube videos since she was 3. I monitor it, but this one caught me by surprise. It's my opinion that it's in appropriate.

[xmanxavier11]

And this video is so goddamn funny. I almost shit my pants the first time I saw it years and years ago.

[xmanxavier11]

LOL

Fucking idiot parents complaining about this? LOL. It's pretty fucking easy to teach your kid the alphabet yourself.

[halfmanhalfcool]

why is he angry :(

[download142003]

Take this filth off sir. Its not even funny or the least bit witty. Come on man, I know YouTube is all about free speech and its the parents responsibility to check what their kids are doing online but this is obviously directed right towards children. At the very least put a warning in the beginning of vulgar trash like this. Finally, yes I am outraged(so here you go josht617 another comment to laugh about) and no, i don't have kids. Peace.

[josht617]

@download142003 lmao

[rolerpoler87]

@download142003 spamming asshole dont even comment

[whatif1999]

He is fucking creepy!

[beforechrist25]

Respond to this video... this is so fucking funny

[ciesla77]

86 dislikes....there probly parents

[Annokou]

why does he need to do such malicious acts of cruelty? did someone blackmail him to do such?

[Annokou]

he sounds so white and so black at the same time!!!

"suck MY(not mah') dick(common black word) mothafucka(self explanatory) COME ON (sounds so white) ima fuck you up!! (thats pure negro right there)"

[27KMMAR]

Kids dont need to see this shit. as a general statement, im no parent yet, and i understand this is a free site to post videos. but honestly, for those of you who think this video is ok, think about this...would you really want YOUR kindergartner singing this in their class and singing the ending? you would get a call from the school if it happened, guaranteed. and guess who would be the "embarrassed" one.

[aivuxas475]

Eat Shit! Mother Fucker

[MrMrCmoney]

@aivuxas475 its suck my dick muther fucker. not eat shit

[aivuxas475]

Eat Shit!

[itslauraah]

alex from cash cash sent me here :P love him <3

[angie8088]

This was mixed in with suggestions for phonics videos for toddlers. You have been flagged for video promoting child abuse. Yeah, keep laughing.

[kingofschnitzels]

@angie8088 It's not his fault what it's suggested for, you idiot. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this video, except for the fact that people are too stupid and lazy to find out what it actually is before showing their kids.

[XxJoe1792xX]

lol @ angry parents

[MPowerArmo]

cry me a fucking river you pussy ass parents ill show this my son any day

[jexy07]

@MPowerArmo some bad parent you are! If you went any further....oh well, most men are always like this, they don't care about their child's proper use of language. I would be embarrased if I were you. What a shame that there are people like you these days!

[Zenthenium]

yo mad funny

[HackMassacre]

hhahahahahaha Damn kids

[SexyLikeThat1000]

This is retarded, its not even funny what so ever

[ThePrivateProperty]

OMG!!! NEXT TIME WONT YOU SUCK MY DICK MOTHAFUCKA!!! IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!! I seriously almost pissed myself laughing... Damn Im St. Oned if you know what I mean.

[nadavandrea]

The real problem here is with YouTube "suggestions" functionality. The platform is very limited in figuring out that this video should not be "suggested" to some kid watching an innocent video about the ABCs....

Safe Mode needs to be enables on iPad.

[fmanerd95]

it would be very funny if this was shown to preschoolers

[phillydip999]

the only thing pitiful is parents using youtube to teach their kids stuff because their too lazy to get the fuck off their asses

[THELACEYPERKINS]

I am a little upset that this video was posted under childrens' songs- post crap like this under the idiot category- not the learning song category! My son just said Mommy lets go ahead and fuck him up! I know you all might think it's funny for a four year old to say that- but if he watches these videos he will grow up acting like the dummy that posted it.

[mat4ney]

@THELACEYPERKINS your son is learning well

[markjaimee]

This is pitiful. Would you say that to a little kid? Just sad.

[NJHockey18]

@markjaimee It's not FOR little kids. It's just a joke.

[Marcos062]

hahaha i remember watching this and its still funny as hell

[Lana0234]

one day, things like this will come back to you. This is disgusting.

[pimp99ful]

that is pure comedy gold ha ha rofl

[IceyInfernoman]

So i was at my little brothers talent show. He had a friend named Drew. Performing the ABC's. Obviously the kids were fairly young and i didn't realize that performing the ABC's was a talent. Anyway, I gave my brother my ipod and told him to play the sesame Street ABC video. He played this video instead. So after the ABC's he performed. He just yells into the mic " SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER! ". Never laughed so hard in my life.

[bigbangerbison]

@IceyInfernoman true?

[IceyInfernoman]

@bigbangerbison Very very true.

[PowerFlash82196]

@IceyInfernoman lol

[alex10748]

@IceyInfernoman did u get in trouble

[IceyInfernoman]

@alex10748 A little bit. Nothing major.

[swingah]

@IceyInfernoman Right.

[Qballz23]

@IceyInfernoman liar

[knightwill1288]

@IceyInfernoman good stories bros xD

[BKerve5894]

@IceyInfernoman  dude i cant stop laughing its so funny

[BKerve5894]

@IceyInfernoman dude i pissed my self when i saw this in laughter i wish u caught this on video

[iNeedBeat]

dumbass parents watch the fucking video before you show your kids

[TheChii95]

what is this...i unknowningly show this to my younger brother....what are you trying to teach the children.

[starprincess305]

did not c dhatt one cumin lolz

[ItsAFirefightBuffalo]

this version of the ABCs helps children step into the real world.

[ItsAFirefightBuffalo]

i saw this 9 years ago and still laugh

[biftedes]

@ItsAFirefightBuffalo you and me both...

[ParlezVousFrancais77]

BAHAHAHA! I saw this ages ago when I was 12, brings back memories! Ahahahah!

[mariahryan1]

you are sick

[StephenNguyen]

I remember watching this 4 years ago and I still remember the best part

"Next time won't you....SUCK MAI DICK MUTHAFUKA!!! YEAH! I'M GON' FUK U UP!"

haha

[BKerve5894]

I saw this when I was like 5 and i still remember this

[BKerve5894]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa

[TheKennyE]

i first saw this video like, 5 years ago, i was so fukin funny i couldnt stop laffin good to see it again

[coleZbabe]

i remember watching this lyk 3 or 4 years ago it STILL cracks me up CLASSIC!!

[Koshinryo90]

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[sehei1]

lolz nex tyme wont u suck my dick mafucka

[tristenflontek33]

YES lmfao YES

[Koshinryo56]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAa

[CoolGuy2323232323]

HAHAHAA

[Koshinryo90]

U GAY

[flipskater430]

Holy shit that was the funniest thing i've seen in a while, and all you bitching about your kids seeing it why don't you splurge a little and buy them an ABCs DVD and don't depend on youtube to teach your children...

[smartass2st]

HA HA HA HA HA HA. Whoever flagged it should "SUCK HIS D&%$ MOTHAF#@#ER!!!!!!!!!!!

[headfk]

FLAGGED!!!!!!

Leesie... thats just awful... this song is mixed in to a playlist of kids ABC songs... you think thats funny when it goes from Elmo to this.... MR