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  • Wait...I'm confused. This movie is supposed to be anti-hipster and anti-vegan, but it's most popular with hipsters. Most of whom are vegan. At least, that's how it is in my city.

  • Looks like someone got hit by the deveganizing ray

  • Its milk and eggs bitch LOL love that line

  • I'm not afraid to quote from the film, I'm a rockstar.

  • VEGAN POLICE!!

    

  • "HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR",young neil

  • thats enough u cocky cock....

  • he punched the highlights out of her hair!!!

  • "I dislike you Kapeesh."

    "Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."

    "What?"

    "Because you'll be dust on Monday."

    "Umm."

    "And the cleaning lady? She cleans up.. Dust."

  • @pottyaboutpotter1 "yeah but why monday?"

    *sigh* "well she get's the weekends off so..monday,right?"

  • Easily the best track. Love the Carpenteresque vibes I'm getting from this.

  • @supermax1998 Good that you noticed, the composer based the tune off of "The Thing"'s theme music!

  • YOU COCKY COCK.

  • 0:48 "He punched the highlights out of her hair! HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!"

  • Scott- "Sorry, and stuff" Envy/Natalie- "Sorry? you headbutt' my boyfriend so hard he burst" LOL

  • Did you record this on the lunchtime performance at vegan academy

  • milk and eggs, bitch

  • Fun? In Toronto?

  • LOL the vegan actually disliked this...

  • is it true youre only allowed an 892 favorited video limit? it wont let me add to my favorites.

  • ''you once were a ve-gone,but now you will begone!''

    ''ve-gone?''

    *headbutts todd so hard he explodes and earns 3000 points*

  • is this the song that plays when todd is chocking scott after scott calls him a cocky cock

  • @emogirlhateful yeah and during the cleaning lady on monday

  • @Pavelmazovka12226 lol those scenes are some of my favorites

  • @emogirlhateful tell that to the cleaning lady on monday..

  • @Pavelmazovka12226 well then whats on monday? lol

  • @emogirlhateful she gets a weekand off..so..monday.right?

  • @Pavelmazovka12226 face it scott you cant win this hes going to kill u

  • ''april 4th you had chicken in parmesan''

    *GASP*

    ''o.o chicken isnt vegan?''

  • @Pavelmazovka12226 lol one of the best lines in the movie

  • @Pavelmazovka12226 Its funny cause then he had chicken parmesan on my birthday trollolololololol

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  • i love how all the comments are pretty much the same for the first 3 pages of comments lol

  • HEY WAIT!

    YOU CANNOT ESCAPE

    NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE VEGAN POLICE, YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE

  • MILK AND EGGS BITCH!

  • "You once were a ve-gon, but now you will begone"

    ".....Ve-gon?"

    *EPIC HEADBUTT OF AWESOMENESS*

  • If I peed my pants would you just pretend I got wet from the rain?

    It's not raining.

    Ohhh.

  • On your marks...get set...SHAKE IT!!!

  • It's milk and eggs bitch!

  • Todd: "the de-veganize ray? Ha! i can totally dodge this!"

    But he couldn't....

  • being vegan just makes u better than most people

  • @Eviesoup4 Bingo

  • @bbplyer09 it's milk and eggs bitch

  • .......Its Milk and Egg's Bitch (movie reference)

  • 1 person is a cocky cock O.O chicken isn't vegan

  • Gelato is'nt vegan?

    Milk and eggs bitch!

  • You cocky cock,u will pay for your crimes against humanity!!! Didn't u no Todd is Vegan!!!

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  • "you may not be vegone, but you will BE GONE"

    Intense headbutt

    "You just headbutted my bf so hard he exploded"

    ;D

  • You cocky cock!

  • gelato isn't vegan

     milk and eggs bitch.

  • Todd was such a dick in the comics...

  • Chicken is not Vegan ?

  • XD I love the vegan police high-five.....

  • did you upload this from vegan academy?

  • @MrPerfectVision if you knew the science then maybe i listen to a word you say

  • "You know how you only use 10% of your brain? Well, that's because the rest of it is filled with curds and whey."

    "Where did you learn that? At Vegan Academy?"

    "Go ahead and get snippy, baby, but if you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying."

  • todd:"im not afraid to hit a girl,im a rockstar"

  • "Is chicken parmesan vegan?" "I dunno, isn't parmesan some kind of rodent or something?"

  • @TheHolySemiColon Finally a line from the comic!

  • Gelato isn't vegan?

    ...Ch-chicken Parm isn't vegan?

  • My child shall be born to this and burst forth in the final seconds as a mighty Vegan powered super hero! Or villain, i'll give him some freedom to choose.

  • Chicken isnt Vegan?

    DE-VEGANISE!!!!!

  • @DeathMetalDragonxix De-Veganise RAY! :D

    (Wouldn't be half as cool if it wasn't a ray. Rays rock.)

  • @MariaHolicSoundtrack Haha true :D

  • That 1 person who disliked this will pay for his crimes against humanity!!

  • Anyone can be vegan

    Ovo-lacto vegatarian maybe

  • he punched the highlights out of her hair!!!!!!!!!! he punched the highlights out of her hair!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha this needs more !

  • *insert quote from Scott Pilgrim movie*

  • @CommissarCerreto

    Scott:you cocky cock...YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!

    Todd:*floats up in air and begins to glow*

    Envy: Didnt you know...todds a vegan,,

    holyrustedmetalbatman i am a chick but im lesbo for ramona and envy.....ahhhh hipster chicks

  • i am vegan, when do i get my powers ......... WHEN DO I GET MY POWERS

  • @loceelen When you go to Vegan Academy.

  • I will never torment my vegan nerd classmate again...

  • Thumbs up if you feel totally awesome driving down the street listening to this.

  • lol "The cleaning lady will clean you up on Monday. Because you'll be dust in two seconds. The cleaning lady cleans up dust on Monday. She dusts."

  • That's bullroar!

  • Milk and eggs, bitch.

  • That one unlike is all alone lol!

  • Scott: I Dislike You Capeesh

    Todd: Tell it too the cleaning lady on  Monday

    Scott: What?

    Todd: Because You will be Dust by Monday

    Scott: Umm....

    Todd: Because you will be puvelrised in 2 seconds and the Cleaning lady she cleans up....Dust. ......She dusts

  • Does anyone know the song they play when the band is walking to the Rockit?

  • @USMC77777 "O katrina". It's on a different album. If you're looking for it, Try looking for the same album art, only with a red background

  • todd disliked this!!!!!

  • You once were a veGON, but now you will be GONE.

    Vegon?

    *Headbutt*

    >Vegon< officers: "YEAAAAAH!" *runs back to their Smart"

  • "Sorry, I guess"

    "You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst"

  • what song is it when they do the bass battle

  • @KallumMcKeeTV1 It's called 'bass battle'

  • Vegan police!!

  • '' Someone's a little...funky''

  • (my fav line) ''I can read your thoughts, you put half in half in that cup, so that i'll loose vegan power, i just take the one with soy''

    (i forgot the other part so....) '' you just drank half in half baby!''

  • "She cleans up... dust. She dusts."

  • Haunted Trainyard.FF7

  • She dusts... dust.

  • You cocky cock!!

    You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!

  • Scott disliked this

  • @lonewolfozz or Obama

  • @lonewolfozz or obama

  • She dusts

  • someone wants to get.....funky.

    BASS BATTLE!

  • It's milk and eggs bitch.

  • chicken isn't vegan???

  • @bbplyer09 B-but, it's only my first offense. Don't I get like, 3 strikes or something?

  • i got shivers from listing to this! =O haha

  • If I heard music like this perpetually, I'd go vegan.

  • is scott here?

    actuly *BAM* he just left

    really?

    yea..........

  • Ah, I JUST watched "Escape from New York" too...

  • You could not grasp the true form of Todd's attack!

  • You were once a vegon, but now you will be gone.

    Vegon?

    BAM

  • "Milk and eggs, bitch."

    Oh dear god I would've loved it if that was the title of this song.

  • Scott Pilgrim is about to go DOWN. And THIS TIME... it's on ME.

  • Thomas Jane is the Punisher and Vegan Police, all kinds of epicness there O.O

  • It's milk and eggs Bitch

  • walles that josipy bitch

  • THATS IT! YOU COCKY COCK! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! 

  • I partake, not in the meat, or the breast milk, through the ovum, of any creature, with a face.

  • the cleaning lady has the weekend off, so she cleans on monday...

  • Sounds alot more epic with the sounds Todd's pychic waves make

  • Scott: YOU COCKY COCK! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES TO HUMANITY!

  • it's milk and eggs, bitch.

  • Chicken isn't vegan?

  • If I see "I'm in lesbians with..." one more time I'm going to snap.

  • @Coonmix "i'm in lesbians with..."

  • @Coonmix im in lesbians with u

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  • I'm in lesbians with this movie

  • "What are you talking about?" "You just drank half & half baby." CHILLS!!!!! :DDD

  • you kicked my boyfriend so hard he burst ! D:< XD

  • @imlieksokewl123 Scott: he kick my hard in the ass so we even

  • @BIRD818 heart not hard

  • VEGAN POLICE!!!

  • This song punched the highlights out of my hair.

  • @MCkirby666 This song is incorrigible!

  • @Slidewinder1337

    i dont know the meaning of the word!

    *Sonic ring noise*

    (he really doesnt)

  • freeze its the veegan police 

  • Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

  • @GarBear7G

    "Because you'll be dust by Monday. Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans. Dust."

    "So... what happens on Monday?"

    "...It's Friday now. She has the weekends off. So... Monday. Right?"

  • @Don113 "Sigh... basically your going to have to give up on this girl because Todds gunna kill you."

  • you cocky cock! you will pay for your crimes against humanity!!!

  • Scott: You once were a ve-gon, but now you will be-gone.

    Todd: Ve-gon?

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  • Young Neil: he punched the highlights out of her hair. HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!!!!!! Favorite line out of this whole movie.

  • @dminorintheblitz mine is Lucas Lee: *receives text* Huhuhuhuh...that's actually hilarious....hilarious

  • @dminorintheblitz I like the other scott saying "and you didn't bang her? Are you gay?"

  • @dminorintheblitz  YOU PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUTTA HER HAIR , HE PUNCHED HIGHLIGHTS OUTTA HER HAIR DUMB NOOB DONT NO WAT HE TALKIN BOUT

  • @dminorintheblitz No xD Scott: "I have to pee on her......"

  • Its milk and eggs bitch!

  • The Ultimate Song for stopping an enemy in thier tracks and then throwing them into a wall...

  • Envy: Being vegan just makes you better then most people...

    Todd: Bingo... *Hurls Scott up in to the sky*

  • how does being vegan give you phsychic powers?

  • @Sporefan9599 "okay you know how you only use 10% of your . . . " you know the rest XD

  • @Sporefan9599 Maybe if you know the science you would understand!

  • "You were a vegon, but now you will begone."

    "Vegon?"

  • That's just 1...cocky cock...

  • Todd: Gelato isn't vegan?

    Vegan Policeman: It's milk and eggs, bitch!

  • hey...someone willing to do the Scott/Todd Dialogue with me...doesn't matter whos who...just for fun, any takers?

  • @samwest8 NO, but ill be one in the public :P

  • @samwest8 And who would you be planning on doing?

  • @samwest8 what did you have in mind?

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  • 2 favorite scenes:

    1:(wallace) " scott think of the l word"

    (scott) "lesbian?"

    (wallace) " the other l word"

    (scott) " lesbians?"

    And the YOU COCKY COCK reference

  • Chicken isnt vegan?

  • YOU COCKY COCK!!!!! Best line ever.

  • Chicken isn't vegan?

  • VEGAN POLICE!

    Milk and eggs, bitch!

  • VEGAN POLICE!

    Wheat and eggs, bitch!

  • Oh God, When Todd Uses His Powers, All U Hear Iz: D D D DD D D D DD D D D DD

  • Milk and eggs bitch

  • At 1:10 "Ugh my neck..... Your hair?"

    "Didn't you know? Todd's Vegan."

    KROW