Reasons why GTAIV will suck - Geo Jolls Games 6

[chris32777]

your a fucking faget ass cock sucking shit bag whore slut skank bitch its hella cool your a bitch

[solgearx]

Congrats on your marriage 3 wks ago cg, but I must ask, have u done the honeymoon?? And I must confess, I believe your raping of the sand was u at your best. Congrats again

[CGVega]

thanks!

yeah, i should do something different than GJG, i want to.

[austS17]

why r ppl so obsessed with video games meet a girl play a sport do something

[CGVega]

i got married 2 weeks ago, thanks for asking.

[tommyv2468]

this has not have any thing to do with what i said 6 months ago.firts:i just beat gta 1V and niko in not russain he is from europe.second you are dumb ass.third:in the begning you are fucking lazy.4th lol:every game after gta4 will not suck gta5,half life epsiode3,half life3,portal2

[Andyilmatto]

Nice vid, kom-rat.

[vegasthunder53]

how did you get that gta font

[CGVega]

semieviljoe got it. it's a font called "pricedown"

[vegasthunder53]

k thanks :)

[rokr419]

Hey Kom-Rat, your videos are kik-ass!

Seriously! you made me crack up so hard jesus you should be a fucking comedian!

you rock man, and i know how it felt to findo ut it delayd! omfg i went crazy! 7 months! but we all lived, and it was so kik ass. then we finished story mode, then we got 100% except me cuz i did everything, killed all rats, nailed all stunts, etc so ima beat it when i but 360 version (for the DLC

so iv been 4 weeks away frm my ps3 nd ima go home tomorrow but for my girl ;)...

[AeoAeo330]

lol... I love how your mom is always so cool in these things... If they weren't plastic weapons, I would have had to run the other way!

[CGVega]

hehe, the pistol is steel bee-bee gun. the machine gun is platix. got it for 20bux. thats like, $2 about.

[tommyv2468]

gta 1v does not suck he sucks!!!!>:(

[xgamer3000]

If you watch the video, you would realize that it's a joke you dumbass.

[mkk911akadevil]

sorry, but this video is boring!

[CGVega]

its ok, i forgive u

[mkk911akadevil]

thanks! ;)

[semieviljoe]

this vid rocked me like the purple cobras!

[calx]

Your a champ CG - this has got to be one of your best vids Kom-rat!

[VirusJ2]

teh guy is a sad noob....JUST PLAY TEH FUCKING GAME AND HAVE FUN AND STOP TALKING

[CGVega]

i am, you fool. i posted this vid a week before the game came out.

in other news, the game is awesome.

[VirusJ2]

kk soz

[jj142k8]

u chat 4 8 mins to tll us all otha tgames will suc afta dis u fucin nooob

[phantomkick]

rofl

[BigPeteTV]

see i dont need to press the eject button for letting the cd go in or for letting the drive come out (only if i want to to get the cd out ..and even then i dont have to press it i just have to touch it on my ps3 :-) lol JK

[CGVega]

hehe, yeah, i'll be gettin one sooner or ladur. buttons...who needzum

[Mojito133]

Great and funny video!

"It can cut your skin,but I'm not that hardcore..." :D :D

[davemcq]

ffs what a waste of time, watched half way thru...YAWN!!!!!

[310thegame228]

lol great vid

[Lethys1]

i love your accent

[jonah1234567]

funny guy lmaooo "hey man wat are you doing" lolol

[MCxcrizzle]

what a hoax

[awilliams177]

yeh! gta4 is gonna really suk!!

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lol

[unkleluc]

lol this rulz

[jeremythellama]

as far as the box i agree but thats all games and cds movies.

I use a knife it helps alot when opening it.

Also ur really down on the button pressing. thier are certain steps you have to take.

as for sleep CAFFINE MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT" No Death just enjoy ur GTA. Have FUn and possibly see ya on live latee man.

[jeremythellama]

1st-ign has already given it a 10 out of 10.

It has more to offer then just pertty graphics. Great story gameplay and multiplayer tht will ROCK.

2-it happens games get delayed but that gives them that much more time to make the game even better

3-lol though i was like nooooo delayed ITS ok its not as bad as a break up.

[zeesham13]

Nice video:)))

[CGVega]

well, first of all, you need a camera, i recommend a sony, since---bleh. when'r u makin some veedyo's?

[kakinad]

rofl at 1:10

[SonantLucidity]

it's funny because it's true

[CGVega]

lol. :)

[Dioxholster]

clean ur mouse.

[CGVega]

lol

[ticotaz]

this game is not tht good, the graphics are preaty bad,,,, the trees are porly made and the streers/sidewalks, are not smooth, they still look like the side of a pentagon,,, the cars and the drifting, and physics are good though, i;ve only been able to play for like 3 hours... but still,,,,

[CGVega]

graphix, shmaphix. you're gunna be playing this long after all the pretty games. and i dont see nothin wrong with the way it loox.

[BLARGanot]

you know what sucks about your show all your shows suck...KOM-RAT

[808alldaway]

are you retarded?:(

[CGVega]

y'hear the first time?

[808alldaway]

are you retarded?:(

[CGVega]

at least i dont double post.

[illjustice]

lol

nice vid

[Xzuzz]

Nice, but couldn't you find another actor then your mother ? XD

[CGVega]

lol, erm. no. hehe.

i actually had another guy playin niko in that one part, but we went to a bar, and i went to buy drinx for us, and he just disappeared. left me there, luckily i knew someone theres to gimme a lift home.

[Forcystus1337]

awesome opening beat CGVega who did it??

[semieviljoe]

Cresendo2020, its in the credits

[CGVega]

yeah, me and crescendo colabbed on that. i put a link to his muzak in the vid discription thingie ---> that side.

[dirtymopossie]

I want you to get the AIDS

[oldgoodrobert]

That guy must learn to show more respect.

[Acasa13]

doesnt this guy hav a job

[liftedview]

YER GONNA DIE!

[CGVega]

and its been nice knowing you all.

[americanGTA]

Kinda needed this video a few months ago LOL

[CGVega]

i know, i know. be happy it's out before the game!

[mrjoanofarc]

Wow, just finished the video. One of the best video-blogs I've seen. Ok, "vlogs." :)

[mrjoanofarc]

SO MUCH WORK, ugh.

[CGVega]

tell me aboud it

[americanGTA]

PlanetGTA is awesome!

[CGVega]

it is awesome! i go there at least twice a day.

[ILIKEBRENTON]

LOL! i love this.

[hilldog39]

lmfao, notice how he used a PS3 controller for a 360....o yea, this was a waste of my time, i want my 9:28 back

[lessthannothing08]

he is using a 360 controller.you can clearly see the green ring when he shows the front of the controller

[liftedview]

are you stupid? since when does the ps3 controller have a green blinking shit in the middle? kom-rat

[lessthannothing08]

not only is the green light a dead give away but you can see the triggers where as the ps3 controller has R buttons.

[djgiza808]

I think this will raise the bar for a lot of companies. They will have to work harder now, which is good for us gamers. As a person who wants to get into game production later on, GTA4 has showed me a lot of things I would have never thought about.

[CGVega]

yeah, but i'm afraid of this EA takeover. then all the bars are gunna not be raised. know what i mean?

[ChrisLegend94]

Thats the way im starting to look at it. Might as well burn all the other games i have... or eat them so i dont die...

[CGVega]

lol, or do both. roasted games are delish.

[NoRogeR]

get a life

[Banyuaigo]

...absolutely loved this video. Brilliant comedic flair, CGVega!

[BananagunStudios]

eveeryone turn active sharing on, so CG can become famous

[sclabman]

oh yeah, the villains in behind enemy lines are NOT russians.

[CGVega]

RILLY? i saw a thing on GT where they said the badguy in Behind enemy lines loox like niko. maybe thats why i thought it. well, replace "behind enemy lines" then with "lotsa bond movies"

[sclabman]

they were serbs. for some reason i can't post links, but i was going to link to the wikipedia page. I loved that movie!

[sclabman]

both slavs so whatever.

[BananagunStudios]

CGVega, your mom does so much for your videos, its great!

[sclabman]

i'm diggin the intro.

[dmeth51]

Take off the plastic? Take off the plastic!? Barcode stickers!? Jack Thompson is going to love this. Someone could suffocate themselves, with all that shrink wrap!

[CGVega]

oh noez! what hath i donez? wonder if there'll be peds that slightly resemble mr thompson. oh noez! i did it again?

[Zohaib1]

im going to cum so hard for gta

[rockeranimefreak]

Nice video! Komrat! ;)

[XEYEZZ]

Shit video.. GTA IV will never suck.. That's THE Game..

[sausagefeast]

I was kinda pissed off since I can't play it on the day it's released but after this I'm kinda relieved. Thanks.

[themaniacboy]

yea yea just wait for the release

[devenlamarmorris]

love it!!!!

[joebevis92]

omg gta iv will suck

[alihassan321]

niice some good points there

[SanitariumGames]

I'ma gonna remember this video when I'll open GTAIV next week. lol

[wigglewoos]

getting just the game or going for collectors edition? im thinking about getting CE, not sure tho. suggestions would be awesome =)

[semieviljoe]

Questioning if Geo is going to get CE or not well my money is on Geo getting CE!!!!

[CGVega]

collector's edition11!!!!!!! i need the safety deposit box to hide stuff in

[sa1utethedead]

blah, missed the "reply" button ..

[sa1utethedead]

It sounds mighty cool, I thought it was just going to be another installment of those "Tales of -" RPG games, which kind of follow the same style, but it seems worth finding out lol

She probably did do an FF episode at some point, just brought up because of her no-rpg policy lol

[sa1utethedead]

lol omg, that was so awesome, Vega! What RPG-game was that in the clip, anyway? Looked pretty cool ..lol

p.s. - keep rocking the beard, looks awesome, sir.

[CGVega]

that was eternal sonata. was hopin it would keep me busy till gta comes out, but i'm far from finishin i think, and gta's out in a coupla days! YAY!!!!!!!!!! anyway, im not an jrpg xpert, but its fun.

the beard is just a consequence of shaving lazyness, but , u want the beard, u got it. that one took 4 weex.

[sa1utethedead]

An "ask and you shall receive" policy on beards?? Geo, you are a true komrat. Oh, and even if you aren't an rpg expert, at least you put them in your videos! That wuss Ultraneko would never be so daring, you're totally blazing a trail here. lol

[CGVega]

didnt she do that final fantasy episode?

i mostly just liked the look of eternal sonata. its cellshadin looks completely anime, and its really pretty. the concept is trippy aswel. you're in chopin's dream.

[themaniacboy]

do you think the game itself will suck?

[CGVega]

heck no.

[themaniacboy]

phew

[Schizmo]

Dude this video sucked.

No I am kidding, this was awesome as always. The breakup part was the best!

[CGVega]

thanks. no ammount of youtube video editing talent can convey how i felt that day.

[Schizmo]

By the way, I noticed your mother's beanie conspicuously dissapeared and reappeared between a few shots. Phantom beanie, perhaps?

[CGVega]

nah, she was supposed to be 2 different ppl, like in trailer 3. but that was a messup, i confess. my sister wasn't up for the part

[Schizmo]

Oooh, alright. That makes perfect sense.

[Markmeblablabla]

it's not easy being geo jolls

[CGVega]

sometimes u just have to bring the hard-to-take stories to the forefront. jolls is a verb in my country meanin "play"...or "make out" but, i mean the first one.

[hippymike]

i waited 6 months for that video. and it was worth every day... that shaq video ruled too.

[CGVega]

it wasnt even 6 months. thats why i put the thing in the beginning. it was...5 months.

[mephigog]

Great use of music, and I'm from kkkqWisconsin.

[CGVega]

haha, thanks.  i was just tryin to think of a long word that starts with W and wisconsin popped into my head. go figure.

[crescendo2020]

Awesome video man!

[ZombyZappa]

Great Video man!!!

[FrogJon]

Amazing vid KOM-RAT!

[zeppelincheetah]

ah man GTA IV's gonna suck! yet another excellent vid!  thanks for the shoutout!

[CGVega]

yeah, u know and i know, it shall suck, and i shall pursue the suckfest day after day, month after month.

[atk502]

i love this video!

[brie1984]

I'm gonna miss you when you die from playing to much...eh at least your gonna die having fun

[CGVega]

yeah, you have to weigh your pro's and cons. and i have, im playin the gta

[WAFZZ]

when i saw the title i wanted to kill ya hehe..

now i want to be your brother (WHAT=?!

[CGVega]

that was the reaction i was hopin for. my brother? i am heavy.

[mattzer0]

you put a lot of work into this and it shows!!!! just seriously awesome d00d!!!!! XD

[CGVega]

thanks mattzer00000000! i still gutta watch yer new thing. will as soon as i can.

[bteeuwen]

about god damn time!

[CGVega]

yeah, yeah. quit yer whinin'!

[UltraNeko]

AWESOME Zangief!

I can't wait to see how worn and torn you are after your playing it and you get back to us!

God, I love your mom...maybe more than you!

But your right! That is a lot of work to play that game...fuck it. I'm not gonna play it.

[CGVega]

haha. sure sure. thats like saying, nah, i wont have your FREE MILKSHAKE. only this isnt free, and its not a dairy product.

[sinistermoon]

Good video com rat!

[wawiluk]

kom rat, lol :)... New X box? good job, dasvidonya.

[CGVega]

nah, it's the cameraman's xbox. i didnt have mine there. mine's still boring white :\

[ChurroEmiliano]

dang it, my comment didn't show, hooray for copy and paste

Very entertaining as always, CGVega =D

your mom's appearance only makes it better than....better? lol

Superb editing and funny jokes, looking forward to seeing more.... I'll hope it's not in six months. :p

[CGVega]

i'll try for less than 6 months. not promising. cuz i'll be gtaing most of the time.

[semieviljoe]

WOOOHOOO!!!!! Your mom is hella ganster.

[semieviljoe]

gangster...

[CGVega]

both. thanks again for the help!

[semieviljoe]

hey no problem vega if you need any more help just ask! =]

[txmx524]

nice

[Forcystus1337]

lol i still dont have a valid reason why it will suck. but i guess all other games will suck after this game comes out....for a while

[nabeman]

zzaaaaannnnnggggiiieeefff, LOL

really cool vid, this is why you should do more of them. ^_^

[wintofrost]

Funny tastic!

[Betsybell2007]

AWESOME!

5 STARS!