PUT THE D* AWAY!!! (Watch in High Quality! LQ is messed up)

[John0White]

throw back ... been following you since this video.... keep it up man

[Leldeloreta]

PRINCESSTARD!:)

[bs9nonsense6]

This was the first Philip Defranco Show I ever saw. You've come such a long way phil

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

With $50,000 I would by your hair from you, make clones and start a REAL DeFranco army.So the real question is, what would YOU do with $50,000?

[sarahsoccergirl]

If I had $50 million dollars, I would use it to have somebody build a time machine so I could go back in time and invest all my money in Microsoft

[lovegirls11]

i'd buy a ballpit

[bs9nonsense6]

This is the first Philly D show I had ever seen. 2 and a half years later, I've seen every single one of your videos Phil. Damn you! But thank you =)

[Redsage1122]

I would buy a big ass jet

[Kadazik]

i would buy 2 horny virgins and make them follow me around then i would fuck one of them all the time and let the other one die a virgin but she has to watch it all the time. ya thats what id do im rich motherfucker

[Kdawg270]

Stop hidden ... Behind stuff

[xLavenderBlossomx]

i'd buy a 400k house in georgia, hire a dietician, and get a personal trainer :D

[leapoffaith1991]

50 million dollars... I would buy a lot of land somewhere where no-one could find me and become a hermit... yes.. I would not buy a jet

[knives4cash]

I would buy gold. Lots and lots of gold.

[infinus5]

i would put it in a bank in canada, and live off of the interest

then i would buy an unlimited supply of lego

[therainman6969]

QOTD: i would get high, really high.

[WoWcrazii]

Rofl love that mathematic equation of yours.

[SHANU119]

i would buy a battle ship

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

I'd buy a ball pit!

[bs9nonsense6]

this was the fist Philip Defranco show I had ever seen. It was nice to revisit it and see how much the show's evolved lol

[Mariojinn2]

I'd buy 20 hookers

[TheNuclearHearts]

buy you to report the news to me daily : D

[JosieDaPhreequeShow]

buy my mother a house. get a place of my own. get all the piercings i could possibly think of. and live my life selling my art for fun. :3 50Mill well spent.

[MikeyD03878]

id buy a fuckin ball pit :3

[EvilMnky01]

i'd buy africa

[mindmaster323]

@EvilMnky01 africa is hull of diamonds.... its worth waaaaaaay more than 50 mill

[owainisdabest]

and who said the peeps that could control cravings where human

[phantomzassassin]

QOTD: offer someone 1mil for there family if a can kill them legally then with the rest buy a shit load of stuff including 16-19 year old japanese schoolgirls

[MikeyD03878]

@phantomzassassin you need help

[BinaryMan01110001001]

QOTD:1 Death Star

[kmbkk100]

I'd buy a lot of asian women to handle my money and me

[nickabourque]

LOL Princesstard is hilarious!

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

Hire lots, and lots of hookers.

[soraos21]

QOTD: Pay off the bills and stuff the rest into my matress.

[ItzAddyGuyz2]

im a liberal and when you said that some of the people from guantonimo were being released i was like "oh shit"

[KillersFreak]

buy a really expensive snowboard, a nixon newton watch, some to charity and a gigantic house. And a dsi ;)

[BLOODOXSIN]

buy philip d

[canachannel]

omg love the monkey in the backround lol

[DaBlackScourge]

Buy 50 mil o stuff irdk

[alexhan6]

Buy some macbooks.And an Iphone. And games. Then I will get hookers. (And play Halo with them)

[KillCamMultimedia]

BALL PIT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

[TheNewAwesomeness]

QOTD: Pay my bills and Bail :(

[Saxophoneicecream]

thats princesstard at the end!!!!!!!!

[alienluvrs]

id buy a huge houe and with the rest of the $ id buy pets.....

[TrunkMonkey420]

its really kinda funny cause my dick is out while i was watching this

[CrazyCaliforniaCara]

Broke it with what? HIS FAT ASS! hahaha i love it

[SillySkittle2142]

I would Buy you.....witch would leave me with $49,999,990.

[MwFreezd]

clone 20,000 sheep and take over the world with my army of sheep!!

[SpitefulLoner]

@MwFreezd

Why not clone 1 sheep? They're clones.

[captainwesker09]

QOTD: I'd set up a monopoly of an arms company and sell dangerous weapons to everyone, so they can blow each other up while I make money.

[DarkSigiles]

QOTD: I would buy myself a fancy bureau with a hidden agenda and an army of lawyers and assassins all obeying me.

[2edude333]

in all honesty... buy a freakin jet!

[anzack33]

i would buy a money printer. so i cann get even more money

[kbutyourontop]

QOTD: I would buy your butthole lmfao actually no not really....

[SoySauceHater]

QOTD: buy a MacBook Pro, theyre about $50, 000, amiright?! :D

[TheEdithgreen]

QOTD: i would pay you to come over to my house and play poker with me :)

[osoelv702]

QOTD:buy an island and put all those damn annoying racists on it to hate on each other

[colinlaw91]

QOTD: your mum

[TheRecreatedR67]

QTOD: uhhhh, i would do what OneLaggyMotherfucker and MultiDeschain said... and then just.... buy.... i have no idea, probably just a bunch of worthless crap that makes me look good! and beef jerky... yes....

[o0dominika0o]

soooo i heard that they are trying to send the ppl from quantamino prison to illinoiss!! to a empty prison! hmm like illinios isnt targeted already bc of chicago! (sarcasm) are you fcking kiiding mee!! what fucking morons i hate the us government!

[tlcasselman]

Re-opening that prison is going to give poeple jobs, which from what I heard is lacking in the community around the prison.

[bane117]

the prison in illinois is like 7 or 8 hours from chicago, so there's no issue there.

[MultiDeschain]

QOTD: buy a ball pit

[delishnoodles]

QOTD: Well I'd give some to you of course. Here... 1, 2.... 3 dollars. I'll keep the rest. :D

[billy7141]

QOTD: I would buy a fresh hooker and a ball pit

[Tindomerelhloni1]

Yay for PrincessTard!

[scapegoat999]

QOTD: give 49million to a group of hobos and buy a burger

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

QOTD:I'd round up all the world's stupid people & commit genocide on them.

[brady8196]

Amen to that.

[dcworld97]

QOTD- i'd buy a ball

[cheese89145]

QOTD:try to get all the dicks in this world punched in the face

[SlayerTooth]

Does your mama sniff your assssssss Phil

[tuneuponipod]

Ball pit

[kei70]

QOTD: I would buy an olympic-sized swimming pool, then have the rest changed into singles. I would fill the pool with money, and then swim in it.

Or a ball pit.

[IndeedFtw]

@kei70

EPIC IDEA O_O

[rock1chica]

princesstard!! <3

with 50 mil i would buy a new house, pay for college, buy our city a brand new SWEET animal shelter, go on a GIANT shopping spree of 1 to 2 mil, buy myself a car, my grandma a new car, my dad a new car, get repairs on my mom's car, get my parents and grandma new cell phones, get me a cell phone, get a brand new mac computer, and save the rest. :)

[Metroidknot]

OH WHAT YOUR MOM AIN'T GOOD ENUFF FOR A NEW CARH? lol jk

[katiepicaso]

I would invest some of it for my future childrens, I would buy a house, buy a nicer car, get as much of my family out of debt and into better situations as I could, and I would help out AVERAGE people who need help with money, or getting into college. You know, the people who dont qualify for aide, and arent rich, but cant afford school and things like that.

[ryanexsus]

QOTD: I'd have a $50 million dollar crack party.

[JamboProductionsTV]

QOTD - I'd invest it. Invest the shit out of it. You know, because I'm hardcore and stuff.

[jaksjks]

man you can do anything with 50 mill...you you cant even buy the phoenix Coyotes

[iliketacos239]

I'd buy Lindsay from you.

And Shay Carl's wife.

And FUSE THEM.

I have $50 million, I can do hit like that.

[brady8196]

lmao@intro.

[nubblets]

wtf was the white stuff on the straw that you swallowed at 1:50? that stuff looked...sticky...

[chrissabres17]

@nubblets ...it was whipped cream from a starbucks frapp. get your mind outta the gutter =p

[ChrisEllerbeck]

i would get a whole bunch of videogames and stuff. ya then id fill my room with money get a blow up slide. ya....

[Duesvit]

I would legally buy you as a slave and keep you in my wisdom box.

[himonkey223]

i would never work again

[Raledoful]

50$ million dollars?i would buy an island and walk naked the whole day

[Fraziershane45]

with a hoe sucking me off

[nm1baller]

haha equation fat man is greater than or = to pole

[joemanses]

$50 mil? I don't even know. I suppose it would involve me becoming the best artist/writer I possibly could.

[facelessentity93]

50 million dollars? id probably put some aside for the rest of my life, then throw a partay bigger than woodstock, only it would be in kansas, cuz no one cares about them anywhozzle.

[pomssi1]

I think he said 15 million....

[MP2907]

where these mexicans came from )

[esojzx]

si supiera hablar ingles de seguro se me haria interesante

[dredragon7]

no mames guey

[esojzx]

que?????????

[tarkana1]

"I don't want you fixing my cable cuz your fat."

[PwnasaurousRex]

$50m? I would buy a decent home near a city/town i would like to live in, a everyday driver vehicle, weekend vehicle, then lob the money into high yield CDs, live off the intrest and kick a percentage to various charities/organizations that would use it for research of diseases or other humanitarian.. type.. things... (brain just died). Oh and i would party like a rock star. :) (Note: $100k CDs at 5% = $500 a month, give or take, so $48m = $240k a month or $2.8m a year. Soliiiiiid.)

[doggysareawsome]

phil has such pretty eyes.. doesnt he? XDD

yes im one of the 20 girls who thinks he's sexayy!!

[GoodAngel445]

I'd use the money to go on a trip around the world with my two best frinends. We would see many beatiful forests, go to beatiful buildings, And go to place that are said to be hunted to see for ourselfs.

[GothicAgnostic]

who was the little girl at the end?

[squishymcd]

I would 1.Buy the car from back to the future, the general lee, the ghostbusters car etc. 2.Genetically engineer a racoon so it would either act like RJ the racoon from over the hedge or Sly Cooper from the Sly Cooper game, dont mind which, whatevers easier. 3.Use fossils to clone an army of dinosaur including a T-Rex for me to ride on and a Flying Raptor Jesus. 4.give myself a robot arm which can do anything and finnaly 5.Make transformers to do my bidding.

[LuckyNumbaS3V3N]

15 milion hookers

[genis7]

I'd buy a ball pit.

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

1:58 lmfao

[kingofgames1220]

buy a house, car, and pay for college, and the little remaining would be in a savings account which i would take out little by little.

[boredtotears12]

If I had 50 million dollars..I would probably put it in a savings account and spend it little by little when I need it. Love you Phil XD Keep up the awesome work.

[The7Oranges]

I would buy you for AND make you tell me the news. And make me laugh. Oh you so funny, you so funny! :3

[Andrewisafag]

if i had 50 million, i would do your mom and grandma at the same time

[Ukraineianduck]

If I had $50,000,000 I would buy a jail and bitch slap every prisoner.

[earthgoddess1027]

1:56 best laugh evar!!

[Darkanias]

I would put aside one million for me to enjoy, another sum for good education, and the rest I would invest.

[personperson666]

id pay off dept and

umm... stuff

[Yajelyk]

id go to colombia, buy a submarine, fill it up with cocaine and float it back to america

[sangreiti]

i would pay off all my debt then use every penny that is left to by property, rent those houses out and live easy for the rest of my life.

[kellyrockssocks13]

50 million dollars? uhm this sounds lame but i would put it in the bank. theres like a new house, 3 college tuitions, and a nice vacation and a fine living afterwards. i know im supposed to say "disney world!" or "a cruise!!" but no. definately save it.

[gosoxbosox]

if i had 50 million dollars. 1st i would pay off my parents mortgage. then i would buy myself a new entertainment system complete with LCD TV and new PS3. i would then pay to improve my house and then take care of me.

[amb4zd]

If I had $50 million, I would transfer to a college I would actually enjoy, rather than one I am forced to go to due to lack of funds to go anywhere else.

Who knows what I would do with the rest?

[550pockets]

fat mans ass > or = poll, love it

[elementskateboards73]

i would buy a ton of those monkey picutes any monkey can listen to music but only he can enjoy it

[daretwobedifferent]

with $50,000,000 i would buy a cruise ship, philip defranco, youtube and a genie. :D

[blackdeath1212]

Dude, fucking brilliant. Everything made sense, in a funny way.

[Trickme10]

with 50 million I would first get a macbook pro 15" (what I've always wanted) then save the rest for college.

[pinkroom94]

with 50,000 id move the fuck out of my parents house while im still in high school. i dont know how much more i can take

[yewneek90]

LMFAO! Fat mans ass is > or = pole!

Dude youre brilliant, im glad i found you on twitter XD

[Emoskins23]

Save 45 mill in a bank, spend 5 mill on whatver i want and use 10 mill to give phill , shay , kassem, lisa and all the others involved in the station their own tv show

[rarewhisper]

50 million dollars equals SS army to take out Philly D. haters

[alaphonse]

50 mill uhhhh a ball pit =D and get uhh u as my sex slave bich

[D4rkJOKER1]

50 mill = whut ever the fuck i feel like

[Skip2731]

if i had 50 mil dollars i would drop out of college, invest in ways to make more $ (like stocks), buy 2 million dollars worth of weed & beer, a spaceship to go to mars (after the stocks i invested in start to kick in & go up (hopefully XD)...oh and a monkey to go to space with... jk

[shawnagulick]

$50 mill=phils own tv show

[buzzair1001]

I'd do Megan Fox... With a condom of course...

[PAINmaniac1]

id give it all to you phill

[allilahoda]

i'm a hxc liberal but i admit obama has made some bad decisions :/

[MW8718WHITAKER]

Lol Babytard

[JJReece22]

*Lol Princesstard.

[votethemoutnow]

So now we have a congress burning us down and what did they do, they wanted to buy 4 jets at 500 million. People please.

[foltrap6]

beginning was hilarious.

[xerolimitsx]

Put the dick away.

[thetasteepa2]

If i had $50M, What would i do?

You.

[bjorntuttifrutti]

really pussy is all that matters in life u can easily get by on the juice and meat from one live as u learn ppl

[sony13vaio]

which guy over the age of 15 wouldnt spend maybe 1mill on a decent house, 10-15mill on some kick ass cars and then the rest on some sweeet PUSS AY :P:P

[kingmarcV]

That was my favorite intro.

[SykoSandmaan]

I'd buy wonderland

[dwt66]

I would get some of the good shit  ya know?

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

with 50mill, i would buy a ps3 every game for it, every download for it, then i would buy every game and download for xbox 360 and with the other 50 mill dollars ill buy a beach side house, no fuck that ill buy a house in the fucking sky, biatch! that way no fucking religion pushers can bother me when ill playing my xbox 360 and ps3

[VerdmanProductions]

buy everything

[NotEmo181]

If i had $50M i wud only spend $10M to buy a bigger house and a bunch of clothes n stuff... And i'd save the rest for college, law school, and a huge ass mansion after I graduate! :-)

[Fo0d2go]

i think with 59 mil, u would be set for life on average. i would buy a less than a one mil house and just live cool =)

[RedHotMe006]

I would give the money to the african government so there would be less poor people

[tommolloy94]

ehhhhh...... don't think it works that way?

[TheSexyStreet]

The african government has been getting money for years that probably goes to around 200 mil every year from celebrities and all they buy are fancy houses and the such. So giving away the money to africa? No. They are waaaaaaay to corrupt.

[dustyhazel]

If I had 50 million dollars I would convert it into pounds. :3

[Taffykill]

What would I do with 50 million dollars? Thats none of your God damned business Phil. Wait, no. Yeah. I dont mind telling you. 50 million tacos.

[DRTisKING]

invest 90% then buy a micdonels and the rights to star fox

[IBeCeRTiiFieD]

Id buy miley cyrus' virginity :D

[tinkerswift]

but wait! that doesn't exist. You'd just get screwed out of money no pun intended.

[TimAnnorino]

I Think I. Love. You,

[IkePwnzU]

BALLPIT!

[Dialga15132]

.......BUY A CAT!

[Rnamod]

50 million? I would never work live in an apartment, get fat as hell, and play Halo and WoW all day....

[rustedromeo]

I would be a small community to have my relatives and friends all be my neighbors, then save the rest to live off the interest

[glassesfreak]

First I'd pay off all my family's current debt, then I'd put 2.5 million in a savings account. It would go towards college, buying a home or apartment and car for myself in the future. But before I'd actually buy any of those things I'd like to take my family a vacation because we've never officially been on one. Then give my parents money to do whatever dream things they wanted to do.

Then I'd travel the world meeting new people and donating to those who actually need the help.

[AQBurnedFire]

What would I do with 50 million?

Vagina, lots of it.

[hardys1995]

it loadeded for me!

yay

[ryewrux]

"two chicks at the same time"

-office space-

[Akuzen999]

I would get DRRUUNNKK!!!!

[Bobbe002]

If I had 50 mil I'd put 49,900,000 of it in the bank, take the other 100k, buy a bunch of shit that I always wanted to, and then live off of the interest that I got from the bank. Oh, and I guess I would go brag about it to like ALL of the hot girls I know (but would never actually have sex with me unless they were REALLY drunk) and find out what they think of me now. >:)

[AquaGir52]

I WOULD BY TACO SHAKS N USELESS CRAP

[wtigrad]

hey that lady should get payed for the wire being run on her property not shell out for someone else

[carfondler]

i would buy you and have you entertain me at my will.... muahahaha!

[aalaijah]

I agree with that

[9bLaDe8]

i would turn 50, into 51 lol

[Emshady08]

I don't agree with the credit card thing, I am only 16 but saying don't use a credit card is kind of asinine. Credit cards don't charge interest if you pay them in the first month. I say; make sure you have a legitimate plan before you go and spend fake money.

[nacco88]

2 CHICKS AT 1 TIME

[quagdingo45]

is that from office space?, i love that movie

[googenshlagen]

Just what I was thinking, hahaha