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  • Then he scaped!!

  • I would use him to pick up chicks, "Hey, wanna come back to my place and see my monkey?" lol

  • muuunkeys!!! ^_^

  • awwwwwwwwwwww

  • "this monkey was kept in an area with palm trees and banana trees in a rainforest, the chain is so it doesnt run away and get hit by a car"

    Because there are so many cars in the rainforest ?

    What the fuck are you on ?

  • @gsh73la it might be worse if it lived in its natural habitat... humans are destroying that everyday...

  • @gsh73la hes on real life cnt get used to it

  • @gsh73la he said where the monkey was kept .. maybe he brought the monkey elsewhere he could film it

  • "My pet monkey i had whilest on holidays in bali"

    w t f

  • Quick throw a pokémon

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  • Guys, like what the person who made this video said.. He can not have monkeys as pets where he lives.. If he does, he is screwed O_O

  • you finally decided to take it off once it was bloody?!

  • I have a lot of vervet, macaque and baboons. I love putting them in a pressure cooker and banging it around. Sometime I can just brain damage them. It's fun to watch them flop around. If I put the babies in the pot in front of the mother, I put a little water in it, then I bring it up to a boil.

    I never get tired of hearing them scream.

    And you say this guy abuses his monkey, he ain't even close.

  • @Ihatemonkeys666 omg you are a fucking monster

  • @Ihatemonkeys666 lmfao put me in the same room with you and i'll show you the real meaning of screaming asshole

  • @MrZombies666 practicly you cant have wild animals as pets or your in for some hell in your life.. You will have a new king or queen of the house and you can never control the wild animal pets :P it should be illegal to have wild animals as pets unless you are helping a zoo by volunteering to care for the baby animals.. Ihatemonkeys666 is just playing with us so he can get mean comments and attention from others like you and dfgdfdgf.. So ignore him/her, that person is nothing but a 5 year old.

  • @MrZombies666 Please don't feed the trolls, you are doing just what they want you to.

  • @MrZombies666 That was the gayest comment I've ever seen on YouTube.

  • @Ihatemonkeys666 Karma's a bitch, just wait.

  • FLAME WAR LOOK AT ME IM RETARDED AND PROVE IT WITH MY STYLISTIC GRAMMAR FLUCTUATIONS AND HOW I BASE MY STATEMENT SOLELY ON OPINION VERSUS FACT.

  • omg u guys chat to much on this vid... and the dude said he was in bali and he had to use a chain.... whould u let ur dog run around in the busy streets of bali hugh hugh hugh???? yea i thought so.... get a purm :P

  • kiss your thump 10 times then post it on 6 other games then goto google type 666 and look at your hands its really cool

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  • @junkintrunk55 what the fuck is yor mother fuckin problem man your a fuckin lozer

    what kind of a retard are you killing monkeys, huh, cuting off legs draino up thier ass

    i hated the sick guys like you in Vietnam it was the worst years of my life and its peoples like you fault

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  • @junkintrunk55  wow what a douch...

  • @whooplabam Yeah, You had a bad time in a war and it's ally fault. If you had bothered to look at my profile, you would have discovered that I was talking crap, but you went to Vietnam to have fun? Man your really stupid!

    Lazy dumbasses like you are simply what is wrong with the world.

  • @junkintrunk55 fagg

  • @BUDlyss Oh! what a snappy comeback! I await your next syllable!

    Is your Father still having sex with your Sister? I am so sorry for you, I hope they can find a cure for you.

  • @junkintrunk55 lol your come back is fucking stupid..

  • @BUDlyss Not as dumb as yours

  • I WANT ONE! O.O are they hard to train?

  • how does feel if your wife or g/f put chain on so you can't get a way, at least you still have a couch and some beer in the frige.

  • @LotionMotion925 right, the leash is for safety...would you like your animal to be run over? did not think so, but you could argue that your pet is an "inside" animal, but monkeys are not...therefore, it needs to be on the leash.

  • @LotionMotion925 your very dull my friend read the comments before responding, if not you'll come off stupid.

  • what kind of monkey is that ?

  • If i had one id train it to poke people in the eye when commanded(:

  • People really shouldn't keep exotic animals as pets. No matter how good you think you take care of it, it will always be much happier free in the wild..

  • can it ride a bycicle and smoke at the same time?!... man..T_T i want a monkey!, id teach it to skate board...

  • hey its illeagl to pet monkeys

  • are monkets easy to take care of?

  • You should train it to steal pizzas LOL cute Monkey i love Monkeys! :)

  • nice vid i love monke my favorite animal whats his/her name and i hope u dont spank ur monkey alot u could get a rash :P

  • @ sh1ft9

    U queer we all understand that setting domestic animals in the wild kills them but wen u argue wit people on the internet u look like a fag u tree hugger

  • If I had a monkey I would have a huge room built specially for it and fence off a whole part of my backyard, kinda like a green house. let the monkey enjoy himself with lots of indoor and outdoor play space, and I would take it for walks on a leach too! man I want a monkey now. ;w;

  • aids

  • hijos de puta

  • LOL looks like my neighbor.

  • I see nothing wrong with this. It's a pet. The monkey probably loves his owner. If this were a dog, nobody would think a thing of it. But since it's a monkey, everyone thinks this is abuse! Monkeys require special care and attention, and I'm sure most people who own one are aware of this. They don't need your lecturing, I'm sure this person knows more about caring for the animal than the rest of you. Everyone needs to back off because it's not abuse, and it's not your business.

  • @FloggerNog See i doubt the owner did, cause he put "A pet i had while on holiday" meaning this lil guy was more of a fashion accessory which i think is wrong

  • what is the point of having a monkey??? only ones ive seen were mean and filthy creatures cool to look at but not a good pet in my opinion but hey its your money go wild.. i couldnt see havin any pet besides a good ole dog

  • eww it looks like a human child molestar

  • I agree 100% with MirkosWirz

  • sandmanowns ,

    It´s about the way you apply to the poor monkey, I don´t care if you have been in protests, i have (and i still do) invade petshops and free poor animals, and i´ve been in jail for 2 years for doing this because i don´t think protests change anything.

    QUALQUER UM QUE VÊ ISSO DEVE TER PENA DO BICHINHO

  • @MirkosWirz

    You free poor animals? Are you kidding me? The animals are there so that they can find loving homes where they will be taken care of! It unfortunately doesn't always work out that way, but most of the time the animals find loving families. I'm not impressed by what you do, I don't think anyone is. Why don't you just brag some more about how much more important you are than the rest of us.

  • @MirkosWirz

    you free animals from pet shops??

    you know that you are killing them right??

    animals in pet shops can survive in the wild about just as much as you can in antartica

  • free this monkey!

  • funny face.

  • You animal, free him! i would like to see you tied to a giant foot!

    ANIMAL!

  • @MirkosWirz he was bein wicked nice to it. shut the fuck up wannabee

  • OH! Look at me i´m a fat fuck , and i like to abuse inocent animals and defend fat fucking nerds too,

    GO EAT YOUR BK and play you videogame , because you can´t see beauty in nature, and even love anything.

  • @MirkosWirz

    damn u know me so well dont you. well lets see. eat bk..im a freegan therefore i dont eat at large corporations because there are people who are effected by big corporations. i have been to gay rights protests, animal rights protests, and civil rights protests all over the country. i love anything that has a beating heart in its chest and even those that dont that i will cherish for life, so try not to act lke you know some shit, and throw hypocritical remarks on people you dont no

  • @MirkosWirz

    i cant see beauty in nature, you dumbass prick you just cast a whole stereotype on a whole buncha people you dont know. take your self loving ass home and think about yourself

  • freakiest thing ive ever seen here, cant believe this, not for the faint hearted

    watch?v=tkD4e4JqflQ

  • watch ur back dude a monkey can rip a persons face off

  • a monkey that little?

  • what the hell its like a humane.

  • where do you get one?????

  • this monkey he call aye aye i have one XD

  • where do get one

  • Train it to steal doughnuts

  • @lexmark136 or wallets haha

  • i think the monkey is fine! If it dident wanna be on the chain it would throw a fit ,yell, scream, all of that.Remeber monkeys are one of the closest animals to the human.

  • i think putting that monkey on that chain was absolutly fine, it was happy, safe from getting hurt and .. as the owner said, its got a nice invironment to live in , so whats the big deal? =]

  • Hmm, not really benefiting to position the text in the centre of the clip.....

  • umm would you ever spank your monkey?

  • dont worry, it made me laugh :D

  • well yea, there are wild dogs in africa ((african wild dog)), but theyre only distant cousins to the domesticated dogs we have as pets. dingos are thought to once be domesticated dogs who reverted back to the wild. so there are some animals who go back and forth but still i would say that monkeys belong to the wild and it would take a long long time to domesticate them.

  • i used to have a monkey he was small and always followed me.

  • oh dats a cute lil baby makach monkey, is that what it is?

  • you guys dont know what the fuck ur saying and if u r getting a monkey and u only get one your monkey will be the most miserable piece of shit

  • your all "anti-animal cruelty" and yet you refer to a monkey as a peice of shit, you are obviously a peice of shit. This monkey was not kept in a stuffy american apartment. this monkey was kept in an area with palm trees and banana trees in a rainforest, the chain is so it doesnt run away and get hit by a car. Im an Australian, in my country you are not allowed to have monkeys as pets and i agee with that, but in your country you are so stop being a hypocritical "peice of shit" you bloody tosser

  • I completely agree with what you said to him

  • @jg04136 I'm pretty sure he meant that the monkey will feel like crap because it will be alone with no other monkeys around, you misinterpreted what he meant

  • @jesuisapoopie if a humans around it dosent need more company

  • @jg04136 why amercia got to be a stuffy place, your ignorance and stupidity make you foolish to generalize all amercians.

  • @jg04136 were'd you get it i want one!!!

  • @jg04136 i live in australia and my friend has a monkey

  • @jg04136 Hey can you let it in your house and is it crazy or good also becarful they can go crazy

  • @jg04136 bla bla bla we are not allowed to have pet monkeys i live in america and we can't have any loris we can have hamsters horses dogs cats but stop saying crap about my country!

  • @jg04136 well i like the monkey :) fk what everyone else says ^_^ as long as hes happy right? :)

  • @cprproductions123 shut up pussy, the monkey gets to wear a superman suit so its obviously gonna be happy

  • its pretty much like a leash u idiots..

    hmm maybe so he doesnt run away, like any other pet

  • CHAIN IS SO HE DOESNT RUN AWAY!! Most monkeys will try to when they are young so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FREAKS!! ^.^

  • For all the people who disagree with my vid read this:

    It was filmed in bali, bali is a 3rd world country, there is no such things a leeshes. So therefore they use chains chains look bad but this was no hurting the monkey, My choice would be not to have the chain on him, so when i figured it out i took the bloody thing off, it was not my monkey but i saw the way if was being treated, so the owner gave it to me for a while and i took care of it, so cut me some slack

  • i think ppl are misunderstanding that you didnt mean to do any harm. youre not looking to hurt the monkey in any way and its wrong that ppl should accuse you of that. however i do agree with the central idea that its a bad idea to have a monkey as a pet. they are considered undomesticated and prolly will never be. cats have been domesticated over thousands of years, but some have reverted back to being feral becos ppl have too many of them.

    but it is kinda a cool vid :)

  • @jg04136 then what happened? if it was being mistreated, did u give it back?

  • Aww...he is tooo cute! Why do you have a chain on him? Do you think he is going to run away....or will he really run away?

  • it's wild animals, can't keep em with you.

  • cats are wild animals

  • @jg04136

    im not argueing with you ;) and i have no problem with the monkey chain as its nessisarry for a baby monkey just like a lead is nessisary for a puppy

    but i just wanted to say that cats are not wild animals

    they are called domesticated cats, ok so you can see some fereal cats who no longer have owners but yeah there not wild

  • @jg04136 Cats and dogs were bred to be tame...housecats are most certainly not "wild animals". Let a housecat wander around your neighborhood for a few months without letting it back inside and see if it survives...

  • @ItchyGuy87 You're joking right? Housecats are really hardy, and most of them are quite capable of surviving several months outside. Look at all the cases of abandoned cats, or cats becoming feral. They were all housecats once.

  • @ItchyGuy87 they are domesticated animals...for an animal to be domesticated, they once would have had to be wild...also, every species has atleast one member of said species to be wild...including humans.

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  • @ItchyGuy87 Funny You Should Say That Ive Had A Cat For Almost 10 years now And He Lives both Indoor And Outdoor And He Sure As Hell Has Survived... An Animal Is An Animal No Matter How You Treat It... If You Died In Your Home and You Had A Cat Or A Dog Dont Tell Me They Wouldnt Eat Your Ass To Survive And They Sure As Hell Wouldnt Depend On Your Ass To Hunt For Food... Watch Life After People Maybe You'll learn Something

  • @jg04136 They are domestic short hairs and are breeded.

  • @xstingrayx cats dogs and mice were all wild animals before we captivised them you idiot. there is no difference with a monkey they are all animals

  • @terminator567

    no need to call me idiot. I finished elementary school !

  • @xstingrayx sorry got caried away!

  • dude thats crule u put a chain on it

  • This is bad.

  • for holiday. so its just like renting a mokey slave for two weeks or kind of. mmm. i ll remember that when im in africa i have to slave a black child there looks like fun

  • LOL WHAT??

  • LMAO!

    Seriously WTF!?

  • muahahaha xD 3BiL ness xD

  • Is that a baby babboon

  • tied him with a chain! fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!

  • i agree

  • NAS!!!!

    :D

  • pretty scary looken but i can tell its a badd ass motha fucka!

  • So kuuute xD

  • i was wondering....how long were you on holiday for??? what did you do with the primate when your holiday was over????!

  • thats scary lookin!

  • how do i get a pet monkey?

  • they're illegal in most places but I think if you live on some island somewhere or somewhere that they're legal you can get them at a shelter. I think.

  • if you got money you can have

  • atleast we are more closley related to monkeys and have more similar lifestyles and could probably fool it into thinking your its parent.

    also monkeys are much less dangerous than dogs.

    every animal is supposd to be free retards whats so special about monkeys.

    if ure for dogs as pets then shut your mouth.

    unless ure a complete anti pet of any kind person u have no place to open your mouth.

    wolfs were much more wild than this when first being tought and bred to be more tame.

  • all these people saying how bad it is piss me off your just like the people saying cannabis should be illegal because its "harmfull" even tho tobacco and alcahol is legal and is more harmfull.

    u dont have any problem with cats or dogs and they was both wild animals.

    your only problem is its not normal to u.

    even be against dogs cats and monkeys etc as pets or none.

    idiots.

  • what kind ofmonkey is it? ples replie

  • its so cut i want one . is it a baboon baby?

  • a monkey on a chain.. thats cruel give it to a monkey sanctuary or something

  • you have to keep it on some kind of tether or it might get into trouble or get hurt.

  • honestly, this guy probably doesn't abuse his monkey while hes on vacation in bali. you peta fags need to get over yourselves, fast.

  • nice pet

  • Disgusting. They are not pets. Owners amputate their fingers, rip out their teeth, never giving what they really need. These "pets" are ripped from their mother's arms while she's sedated.

  • what kind of monkey is that is that a rhesus macaque?

  • No the truth is this monkey would stay with his mother for years bonding with her and learning from her. What you have done is ripe this baby monkey from its mother purely for your own pleasure. Shame Shame shame on you.

  • ur sorta rite and sorta rong. but mostly rite. monkeys r just lyk ppl. so imagine u as a baby being torn away from your mothers arms by giants. thats wat its lyk 4 a monkey. sumtimes mothers neglect them but it is rarely. it is only as much as humans

  • i see ur point but would if the mother died if u loved animals dearly u would take it in for yourself i mean i would and it is a fact that monkeys in captivity and stuff live till 45 or more and monkeys out of capivity live till 25 and

  • Its always best for a baby to be raised by its mother. Babies are ripped from their mothers breast after the mother has been shot for fun. The baby is left for dead or given as a "PRESENT " to a girlfriend who doesn't have a clue but its "SO CUTE ". and slowly the animal dies. The human must be trained to care for these animals.

  • this is not my vid but i have something to say ur attitude has to stop and plus this monkey mom could have died so the person took it in to take care of it for the love of animals plus why would they ripe it off of the mother stomach. yeah thats going to happen not really think a little.i would take in a orphaned monkey to if its mother had died

  • The human must be educated in how to feed the animal and look after it, Instead of these people wanting to raise them as pets they should be raising them to return to the forest. Don't you think that is the best place for them and do you not think they want to return to their forest where they can socialize and live with others of their kind ?

  • Yea! There are people who put them back in the wild. Good idea!!!

  • My attitude !!?? you just have no clue what going on here do you.

  • OMG!!! You have the same attitude as me! Their attidudes are NOT good. Monkeys do not belong in a home eating Cream!!!! GOOD ON YOU!

  • I sort of agree. Any way that is so cruel having a monkey in your home!!! Why don'ty those people give it to a zoo. Any way if they want to give it psychosocial problems from being chained up well carry on! It looks more like a pet. If they like it so much I would recdcomend they give it to the Zoo!

  • you have to keep it on a tether or it will go get itself hurt!

  • stupid...typical "vacationer" in foreign land. you are a sheep...

  • this monkey should be with its own mother and not chained for the entertainment of some cow with a terrible taste in shoes.

  • LMAO!!!

  • hello this is not my video but i have something to say ur stupid this monkeys mother could be dead and its not likly that another mother monkey is going to take it in and if u tried to have another monkey take it in i problaby would just kill if it were out in the wild think alittle she might be a person who takes in orphaned animal or something i mean i see ur point but still

  • My grandpa got bit by his pet monkey.

  • PET MOKEYS AREOKAY . I LOVE THEM

  • that monkey probobly lives better than wild monkeys it lives in a house and is loved by an owner. you people should feel sorry for wild monkeys not ones with freaking houses!

  • i have a pet monkey..his name is tyrone, i got hime from africa!

  • can i ask what are the laws on having monkeys as pets ???

  • my monkey is a nigger

  • yes, don't get one. search primate and monkey sancutaries and see the horrors these "pets" go through day to day. they will never live life normal again.

  • Why would people keep dangerous animals like Monkeys.

  • i wannna monkey

  • Holy shit

  • you are suck!

  • ok the monkey's not crying, it looks happy so who gives a fuck? everyone shut up! Either Make a difference, or SHUT...THE....FUCK....UPPPP!

  • sick, and not in the good way

  • You know how they get the babies away from their mothers? They kill the mother. Good job on contributing to man's destruction of wild animal populations.

  • in some places owning a monkey is against the law. so if i were you i would take this video off youtube.

  • donkey balls

  • lol, it grabed onto the lense cap at the end :P

  • lol, it grabed onto the lense cap at the end :P

  • lol, it grabed onto the lense cap at the end :P

  • poor monkey

  • STFU...it's not like he is abusing or teasing the thing....its NO FUCKING DIFFERENT FROM HAVING A DOG OR CAT ON A LEASH!!! so grow the fuck up and get used to it...just because they are different types of lesser animals, monkeys are STILL TAMEABLE LESSOR ANIMALS!! Domestic monkeys often lead happy, healthy lives as part of their "owner's" family....that's right...pets arent "owned," dumbass...they are ADOPTED INTO THE FAMILY...so stufit about retarded shit ya fuckin hippie!*steps off soapbox*

  • OMG Where did you adopt a monkey from? I love monkeys they are so cute! Is it hard to take care of them?

  • I doubt it was "adopted" I imagine it lived around the area they're from and they kept it captive for their amusement. Look at the way