Sluts - Bo Burnham

[profstirling]

I would hate to be his ex girlfriend...

[xXBarelyXLegalXx]

what.....this is....WOW

[EscapeFromAfterlife]

Here come the burnham's subscribers

[LineDancer97]

0:33 Mom of the year brings her 7 year old girl along.

[GamerCherri]

~Oh how I "love" when the two top comments are the exact same thing!~

[kyussfan6]

Saw this guy first time on Talkshow With Spike Ferristion. Miss that damn show.... fuck you fox network.

[TaylorReneeDB]

is he really that awkward or is it an act? On him its so....hot:)

[7secondslefttolive]

@TaylorReneeDB Haha I didn't even think it's awkward. But I guess it's just the act.

[nintendodude200]

@TaylorReneeDB He does seem kind of awkward in his shows, yeah... but he pulls it off.

[leigh1827180]

What was he doing to the mic. tand?

[ToVirginityandBeyond]

Glad I have headphones in.

[figgersdoesntit]

That was actually kinda sweet in the end...

[NinjaStomp]

The ending was surprisingly depressing

[murts]

this is outragously stupid. not funny..

[doshmosting]

@murts your comment is outrageously stupid. Not funny.

[7secondslefttolive]

@murts If you didn't like it you didn't need to watch the whole thing nor comment. (:

[kikimusicalfreak]

@murts hey go the hell away your just jealous cuz you cannot amount to how good he is............. so go away shut the hell up and disappear

[mbrese12]

Bo Burnham-Never subtle. 

[XimenaXenosa]

Anyone else notice he's actually reading something from the pages this time? lol

[ItWontWorkIPressedZ]

I have seen bo and almost jizzed

[NotToBeTakenAway]

Its like Dr. Seuss but with Sluts!

[jayday79]

Wow

[Johnywilko01]

Put on the voice recognition annotations... lulz

[itsdalights]

the last eighteen seconds lift my heart way up

[CJAnonymous]

Someone make this into a song and put it in a musical.

[MyTailFilms]

It's like Dr. Seuss, if he was obsessed with sex.

[BriansSceneCupcake]

Lol i LOVEEE this video :p .. hahahah i love how he rhymed it .. that was amazing

[magoo1701]

Hmmm. i know what poem im turning in for my language arts poem final tomorrow

[MCZakalakin]

15 people are sluts

[eKriZZLe]

this was quite good.

[NickRobo1994]

"sluck it" lol

[friendlyschizo]

HAHA his head is full of fuck.

[TombraiderTy]

This needs to be a Dr. Seuss style book. I'd buy it.

[Guitaristboarder]

@wywygriff20 lmao

[wywygriff20]

dr. seuss when he's horny....

[robrams14]

@YOURCODNOW then you're probably a slut......... awkwarddd

[YOURCODNOW]

i had to listen to it 2 times... i cant believe he just went there....

[MsAnonymouspoet]

who knows the words to this? anyone? anyone?

[thekayakrider1]

@MsAnonymouspoet  Google it, its easy to find

[9121997KC]

the 15 people that disliked this are sluts

[Gwise90]

@9121997KC Yep, Their still on his list.

[knifekid666]

lol this is how my mom used to read to me... except it wasn't about sluts...

[r107m4k3r]

Bo Burnham liked this video 4 days ago.

[codee1998]

1:35

[SociallySuperior]

I love typing in "Bo burnham is a slut" to find this video :D

[matieking]

he has a huge pimple one his nose

[Coldsnowrt]

I can't understand the part between "Cumbucket" And "Bucket list" anyone catch that part?

[mysonnewow]

@Coldsnowrt struck

[gibblo78]

best poem ever.......its beautiful

[OhNoItsJoana]

Can someone replace the Bible with this beautiful poem?

[IBGDriZzy]

I was like 1337, I win the internet.

[poopsNgiggles1]

There is no poetry, like Bo Burnham Poetry. Kudos Bo, you are a true Gentlemen.

[Abbytater]

LYK DIS IF U CRY EVERY TYM!

[WhatforNameIsThat]

Didn't know I liked poetry :-)

[bleachcrazy07]

when Dr. Seuss gets horny...

[SouthRukka]

@bleachcrazy07 YOU FUCKING LEGEND. <3

[Mrjoker21100]

The dislike is like a ninja, you know its there but cant see it :)

[TheUnwillingDonor]

haha bo burnham had a Dr.Seuss moment.

[guitarist8983]

nice poet

[CUPCAKESandPIZZA]

oh my gosh- amazing.

[jonathangaelen]

haha



[supergamer884]

Hes reading charlie sheens journal

[CrazyCreed360]

Dr Seuss When He's Horny.

[Twilxs]

Haha Bo blatently liked it to give it more publicity?

[Danigirl164]

Bo liked a video of himself :O <3

[Tviruskillu]

The fact that Bo just liked this vid makes me happy to see he's not dead! :D

[funnymanisher]

bo brought me here

[iPlayDrums025]

relatable? relatable

[UghhGetATan]

Bo brought me here by liking this video!

[LiLNetworker]

I DEMAND THE WORDS TO THIS POEM!

[mynameeisZANE]

@LiLNetworker O_O ME TOO :D

[seveile1890]

@LiLNetworker Sluts! Sluts! I fuck sluts! Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No 'if' 'ands' ands or buts I fuck sluts, I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice, but no good for nut sucking, they'll need a serene night to green light a butt fucking. But that'll be easy with sleasy old slut fucking BOO to nice girls, praise be the slut fucking.

[seveile1890]

@seveile1890 I have a list! A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed. I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed So when I fuck the lucky slut, my nut removes her from the list Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking, Suck it slut, sluck it fuck bucket-list.. Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond They can be skinny with big tits or a skinny with small ones. Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh

[seveile1890]

@seveile1890 with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other girls are pretty and funny and smart

And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart

They can talk about science, music or art

They can put you together and they can pull you apart

But don't trust these women, don't!

Don't you dare, they'll force you to trust them and love them and care

And then they'll be gone, and you'll be aware

Of the hole in your heart that, that big slut left there.

[LiLNetworker]

@seveile1890 awesome.

[fbgm719]

Where's 1:07 ?

[kkooddeeyy]

my first thought

dr. suse's "sluts, sluts, sluts"

[jaden20004499]

WOW I need ti get a SLUT to watch this ohh wait 9 already did

[MadMaze1014]

Wow

[pigwidgeon1001]

Bo liked this video[:

[dsilva133]

@pigwidgeon1001 Love your name :)



[pigwidgeon1001]

@dsilva133 Haha, thank you[:

[7secondslefttolive]

@pigwidgeon1001 HE DID?! HOW DO I MISS SUCH THINGS AS IMPORTANT AS THIS?!

[pigwidgeon1001]

@7secondslefttolive Hahah yeah. I kinda just saw it out of the corner of my eye on the homepage ha.

[7secondslefttolive]

@pigwidgeon1001 I despise the new layout. I never check my homepage. but OMG I spazzed so hard when you guys told me. :D!

[pigwidgeon1001]

@7secondslefttolive Haahhahaa yeah, I completely freaked out when I saw he liked it[:

[PunkPrincess47]

I literally LMFAO-ed

[evry1scritic]

Jesus, Bo is amazing.

[ThePoisonedCandyx]

Seriously amazing. :D

[grice1995]

OH BO :)

[ooglyguy]

lol

[sephiroth1018]

bo liked this...idk if taht was supposed to be ironic o_o

[Franksy8]

ive been waiting for you

[Uberlight2]

bo burnham liked this video 4 minutes ago....

[SomethingFrenchaful]

@Uberlight2 I would like your comment but 69 other people had liked it and I thought it was appropriate.

[Uberlight2]

@SomethingFrenchaful hahahaha

[TommyNerdlands]

Bo Burnham liked this video.

[Terje1337]

Bo Burnhamæs channel is active :)

[knifekid666]

7 sluts watched this or 7 people clicked looking for pr0n

[fueledbyflames]

hes a fucking genius

[Kelpsicle]

no if ands, and or buts.

[MrWwefan15]

@Kelpsicle exactly

[abbeysynth]

Wow - I'm loving all his new stuff - Go Bo, Go Bi

[salpalchrist]

im a slut.

[Sil3ntdarkness]

I ended up chocking from laughter when he started reading, lol

[rune450rune]

I Liked The Sentence Of When He Says "Slut(s)" =)

[knifekid666]

6 sluts watched this

[lalamoola]

I love that he has his legs rapped around the mic stand <3

[louisgomez18]

i wish i could find this lol This is something i would LOVE to memorize haha!

[JonasBrosLova]

i died laughing when i saw this live tonight<3

[lalamoola]

his parents must be proud.

[PowermadElmo]

@lalamoola i would be.

[heyheyparty]

WOW that was great

[adamsDaniella619]

lmao too funny

[xRainxBowxBritex]

that was actually sweet

[DakotaWiggles]

who came up with good words and bad words anyway? like its just a sound made by your mouth! did some one say "fuck" one day and another person said "dont say that, the ducks will get confused and attack you!" 

[SuperGingerkillers]

AHAHAHAHAH

[bubbleboss1022]

Weird how there's a Nicki Minaj video in the related videos column...

[ilovelemonysnicket]

I thought this was fucking adorable.

[xoVioleteyezxo]

am I the only one that thinks this poem is soooo cute? <3

[squidgefaceable]

don't get how a video like this only has 80,000 views, it's genius!

[monica82190]

Id sleep with him

[leokade22]

omg.... lol

[DevilsKings]

Wow...and people are laughing at what he says o .o...the future is so doomed

[Jfireprime]

@DevilsKings It's called satire.

[TimTebow1522]

@DevilsKings the fuck are u talking about

[TheMightyShell]

@DevilsKings That's the joke.

[DevilsKings]

@TheMightyShell So you can swear all you want then say it's a joke and everything will be okay? xD

[TheMightyShell]

@DevilsKings He never said it was a joke. It's dry humor. It's meant to be lyrical, and he's not insulted anyone unless you are insulted by words. That's all they are, just words, words, words.

[Avatar00700]

@TheMightyShell I'm not insulted I just don't think people should mix humor with profanity.

[obvioslybored]

@zombietacostv thts wat she said XP

[1andonlycurzy]

Add my Friends To the List plz!!

[andeeliz14]

@stephenwharton1 yes, the book is almost always empty. XD he's so talented!

[lynn3662]

@andeeliz14 I agree completely! but at around : 48 when he turns the page you can see words on the page.

[007spork]

wow. i think he went through a break up while he wrote that. love it. so true, too.

[stephenwharton1]

The book is empty? lol

[MrLakapooty]

That was deep

:' )

[belladonnamay]

...That ended up being surprisingly touching

[336forlife]

@belladonnamay I SEE WHATCHU DID THAR!!!!!

[808kalapana]

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin, You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls! Praise bae to slut fucking. I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed. I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking Pissed. So when I fuck the lucky slu

[DrGuitarGuy723]

if bo and daniel tosh did like some kind of collaboration or something it would be the best thing ever.

[weboardyouherd]

they might just play this in pre-school

[anyrequests13]

4 sluts have viewed this video...

[gubermania]

Haha The ending was amazing and true.... "they can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart"

[Miketrox6]

4 sluts were offended

[TimTebow1522]

bo burnham just won poetry

[xXHaloexpertXx]

Words words words words Thank you

[ghostofpunishment]

Truer word hath never been spoken

[tiger62432]

When Dr.Suess gets horny.

[13lackfriday]

@tiger62432 dr suess' bastard child

[PowermadElmo]

loooooooooooooooovve

[oScribbles]

whats the name of the poem? lol

[krissypaige69]

Sounds like Dr. Seuss

[jaymanl13813]

@krissypaige69 you're dumb.

[pandamunk33]

What type of camera do you use because the quality was great

[Slimshady690]

That Was Sick!

[ssmars39]

haha bo

[TimTebow1522]

who knew so many words rhymed with slut and fuck

[IMsillypantsman123]

that wuz awesome!

[JesicaYesicaRosa]

nice girls suck mean girls swallow

[3Nex]

@JesicaYesicaRosa you mean spit?

[Aurorajayne0115]

sluts, sluts, sluts.<3

[240AG]

That was art.

[DCXDEFCONX5]

lmfao this is my kinda comady he may even be more funny than adam sandler or just the same or just a little under

[vampirekid21]

the girl who uploadd this must be a slut