The Smiths - Shoplifters Of The World Unite

[PBL187]

Bit off-topic but nice bass Andy is playing lol

[DSilsbury]

I thought this was written by Antony Worrall Thompson!

[morrisseyvivahate]

I don't know what is better here: Mozzer's hip-swinging, Marr's guitar flail right before the final verse, or the fact that no matter how many times one hears this song, its majesticism never wanes an ounce

[rawrrrrcat]

can I just have a clip of morrissey gyrating on a loop played throughout my entire life please, okay thanks.

[TheFunkadelicFan]

39 pitiful fucks need to get a life.

[morrisseyvivahate]

@TheFunkadelicFan or just stay in their room and sulk until they know all the words to the Smiths albums.

[AsphaltClub]

@morrisseyvivahate that's me

[tabbaka]

Morrissey's Pelvic Thrusting>>>>>>>

[theawesomewoman]

I really hope the illuminati-related comments are a joke.

[sroyle01]

i feel like robbing

[bama2az]

the Smiths were a beautiful band. Marr is a phenom on the guitar.

[MrGiorgos35]

trelo tsifteteli o moz!!!

[anulafakes]

Lennon/McCartney?

Jagger/Richards?

Axl/Slash?

Moz/Marr >>> Better.

[MattRuaneBlog]

Everything we didn't see in Elvis...shame on you "King", give Morrissey his rightful crown.

[Gordonuk123]

Johnny Marr.... Top bloke

[breana90210]

his hip movements make me uncomfortable

[brightlights456X]

"Six months is a long time"

I love how he 'sneaks' that line in. Has so many meanings.

[brightlights456X]

I love the guitar solo in this song. Very rare for Johnny Marr to do, but when he does.......

[bargainmom]

Goddamn I love Morrissey. He's incredibly brilliant and his voice is so delicately beautiful.

[Arcturo765]

shirtlifters of the world unite and bend over..what an amazing song

[akilshohen]

I'm going straight to the club so I can do this dance

[rockguru123]

We should organise a big Morrissey dancing convention in Trafalgar Square and all dance like this!

[JohnPurchaseArt]

@rockguru123

Thats a genius idea..FlashMoz

[lemonsaresocoollike]

Lol, work those hips, Morrissey :P

[HansBooBee]

The shoplifters of the world are the IMF, Central bank of England-international banksters, and the Federal Reserve.

[MrTijuana123]

i got caught shoplifting today, i came home and played this song haha

[Kidcouger2]

Looters of the london riots, hand it over. hand it over.

[mulpatiJi]

Shoplifters Of The World Unite?

Panic On The Streets Of london?

Smiths predicted london riots...

ILLUMINATI

[kosmischesynth]

@mulpatiJi k

[bannedfromtheroxy666]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Kieransgamingcorner9]

@mulpatiJi Scruffs started the riots.. not the illuminati...

[Lollertron]

@mulpatiJi you a fucking drip mate? theres been more than 1 riot in the past 30 fucking years you melt

[BradPittVEVO]

@Lollertron You can gauge the intelligence of the viewers of this video by the number of likes this asshole got.

[Lollertron]

@BradPittVEVO haha yea mate its shocking.. i count 47 dribblers so far

[efcthomasregan]

20 years later and Moz was right

[nicestarsystem]

Wake up London/world...... Love your children :)

[nicestarsystem]

; D

[fparadise1979]

the slow motion at the end is so corny... jesus

[elliotsilver]

MOZ!

[bannanachops]

London riots theme tune......

[lynus111]

@bannanachops It should be 10cc's rubber bullets

[lkjhb1]

@bannanachops 

[WafflesandWhales]

Yeah so, I knew he was holy. Why else is there light coming out from behind him at 2:35, a chorus of beautiful music, and why are his arms stretched out in an imploring fashion a la Jesus Christ at 2:33-2:34? Coincidence? I think not.

[janis1110]

!! HE IS SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!

[andywatson932]

1:20

[joebstarsurfer]

Or shit trendy pubs ,bars full of iphones

[baktru]

Damn this is crap... At least 38 people have some sense of that.

[dfxman]

@baktru but you still listened to didn't you...what does that say!...jobbyjabber

[XCRACER811]

@baktru you are a turd and you probably listen to Nickelback

[styot]

Looks like a pic of Elvis on his shirt not him self?

[Plusto84]

Shirt lifters of the world. Unite and bend over

[dreadherb]

37 no life ....

[canesrule96]

Great song, weird dance. Johnny marr is the real genius though

[darkside1918]

I love his dance, He's like he's shitting his pants but it's SO adorable :3

I want to learn to dance like him, I should ask him sometime XD

[bluesmanwater]

Is that playback?!

[BRIDOGG19666]

God Damn, So lucky to be 18 when The Smiths hit the U.S. The rest is history.

[violator9]

He is GOD

[TenTonHorse]

I bet the cameraman was somewhat intimidated......

[davettalashley]

It's really hard to concentrate on the video when he's doing that. lol

[stanleyfreeze2011]

New solo-artist Ransley.Check out all uploads on this channel

[cazzilla]

double denim and his own face on his shirt...i should find this sartorially offensive yet Moz makes it charming

[siempremeyyo]

For sure! I swear he's got the sickest moves ever especially in "november spawned a monster"

[transonicbuoy1]

Filmed in Newcastle.

[Mukkumukku]

I was bored before I even began !

[lesliesc159]

dosnt Morrissey kinda look like drake from drake and josh

[rxshea]

it's awesome that he's wearing a smiths tee shirt with his own picture on it. moz always keeps it real.

[EmileJoulbert]

@rxshea Looks like Elvis to me.

[sunbeam11]

It was originally titled 'Shirtlifters of the world' as a bit of a joke, but then they decided perhaps not

[ZeroToNowhere]

That's actually how I dance...

[TopandTang]

johnny was a genius

[vivmalcolm]

.....and Lindsay Lohan's...

[monnick706]

first Smiths song i ever heard and i was hooked. Thank you Smiths

[pol4383]

I love this, I was working nightshift in a Safeway in the UK in 1990 when a store manager got stopped leaving the store with stuff he was stealing, by the time the Police came to pick him up we had a request for this played on the radio.........even the cops were laughing.

[ConLibNdpDemocrat]

They were great days - bring back the originality and the political songs...

[morrisseymylove]

Shoplifters of the world hand it over......

[connorwood83]

his obnoxious dancing is in protest of TOTP's lip synch mandate. personally, i like it.

[jostube06]

35 people got caught shoplifting after listening to this song.

[LIBREPUB]

Huh, I wonder if Morrisey is gay?

[Iriade]

@LIBREPUB He's asexual.

[PBL187]

@Iriade Isn't he with someone now though? Saw something like that somewhere. Didn't even see if it was a man or a woman lol

[ross1rfc]

Hand it over!!

[3212finch]

Shirtlifters of the world unite! LOL.

[infraoptic]

@3212finch hahahaha

[dariowestern]

One shoplifter of the world is dead. God curse Osama Bin Laden! RIH you murdererous scumbag terrorist. 

[dannymanic]

pretty incredible that morrissey still manages to look like a boss in a canadian tuxedo and a fucking tucked-in t-shirt

[gravelandgrain100]

Some days the only thing keeping me walking the straight and narrow is the hope I get to heaven and sit at these guy's table until eternity. Champagne vodka eternal bliss and Moz and the boys-take me now!!!!

[lms82]

I'll be doin that dance later after a few!!

[collage1982]

Morrissey IS gOD



[knowvirtuoso]

awful guitar solo!

[InterestingDrug1]

I love his dance and his voice of course :)

[Fallen80sChild]

omg Moz's hip grinding is so funny. xD Such a boss.

[JohnPurchaseArt]

I want to go in a rough working mans pub and dance like this.

[MichaelLawlorRojas]

@JohnPurchaseArt You made me laugh so hard

[coromandel1]

o did mate, back in 1987 and the sight of me running gazelle like from an angry mob wasnt a pretty one lol

[JohnPurchaseArt]

@coromandel1

I imagine that pub from the beginning sequence of the film American werewolf in London. Locals and Brian Clough chasing you with pitchforks.

[CaptainKubla]

@JohnPurchaseArt Easy now John, some of us do so regularly, and have lived to tell the tale ;)

[doctorw2]

@JohnPurchaseArt i guess you would like to spend some time in the hospital i suppose.

[cerisewings]

@JohnPurchaseArt if you do it, you will be my new hero.

[stardustastronette]

That ASS! ;)

[Leekduck]

K Guys

I got caught shoplifting and done this dance

the guy didn't shout at me he just looked sortof scared and banned me from the shop 'for two reasons'

[UKImhotep]

@Leekduck LOL

[SleepyDisso]

@Leekduck LMFAO

[PBL187]

@Leekduck Lol he either thought you were a nutcase or secretly got off on it and didn't wanna be seen ogling you doin it haha

[gloobyclamshakes01]

'last night the plans for a future war was all i saw on channel 4"

[AleMayaOM]

that solo or middle riff or whatever makes it sound like a friken antem!!

[ThatsaCryinShame]

best song!!!!!!!!!!!

[guerrero1106]

back in the day i lifted with this song in mind

[SuperDraven69]

I love how he is mocking this shit...Morrissey for president!

[Thecuregalore94]

@SuperDraven69 He's make an interesting Prime Minister. Though not today, mind, he's old and fat now xD

[BlackSabbathory]

Great song, but this video is embarassing.

[TimeTourists]

What a fantastic video! Long live The Smiths! Stop by our channel and check out our cover of HOW SOON IS NOW. We are an Electro/Alternative band from London called Time Tourists. :)

[r5blasian]

he not really talking about him shoplifting its just metaphors

[shell711nessa]

smorrissey smexiness

[waywardsuns]

very funny leekduck & thespoon94.....so true though....they were on another level...few bands have ever reached

[Stairwaytoheaven06]

Moz is so hot when he dances like that ;D

[DariusBlue]

This is Johnny Marr's tune all the way. Proof The Smiths could rock as hard as anyone.

[hellybellybell]

gay straight fag whatever, i'd seduce him so hard.

[Scrap5000]

@hellybellybell lol, nice one. just curious, are you a guy or a girl?

[hellybellybell]

@Scrap5000 ladybug

[Scrap5000]

@hellybellybell Oh that is seriously hot

[Feisty1967]

Morrissey is so skinny his jeans are nearly falling off!!

[XxpauldadudexX]

LOl I thought I'd HATE this ..flippin heck Morriseys a genius emo...no I aint a fukin Emo...BUT yeah I am when alone and I like to be self indulgent whining fuka...fuck everone thats me..'' Shoplifters of the world unite '' Lol I stole a diary and some torches once thats all an got a BUZZ but lol me an my bud paddy pretended each others parents paid for our stuff cuz shit my ma searched my coat....now I think about it how fukin dare she...like shes a fukin cop..old **** I am her son stupid **

[NAA5]

You know you're cool when you wear your own band's shirt. Nice.

[TheModCon]

@NAA5 The Smiths are probably the only band that could get away with it!

[dizneegirl76]

Amazing song! Such memories...

[BobineFoladare04]

Dowwnload the audio from this vid at tubepull doht cohm.

[lilodevil]

why has he got elvis's face on his back wonder if they do them with morrissey on the back hmm..

[PantheraLeoBlanco]

I was bored before I even began

[KimGrangerTeeHee]

I am unbelievably attracted to this man.

[smo0chi3]

Imagine your father taking yu to prom and dancing like that. EMBARRASSING lol

[caoimhghain]

@smo0chi3

LOL

[Chyna10276524t]

i wish i could dance like that! god, now i am turned on! whut? he was s hot!

[Cptheadstomp420]

this is totally going to be playing on my mp3 next time i go to the store to "buy" some shit

[bmwdriver53]

wat a great song

[cloudydaiz123]

what a creative song!

[CaptainKubla]

YA GO IN THERE, GUNS FUCKING BLAZIN!!!

THEN THEY HAND OVER THE FUCKING MONEY!!! THEN YOU GET THE POWER,

YOU THEENK IM KIDDING YOU? WHAT AM I? A FUCKING RAT???

[1againstnature]

@CaptainKubla

If he is holding it high, he is telling a lie.

[NationunderCMpunk]

31 people are jealous of Morrissey dancing skills

[StormHater33]

@NationunderCMpunk LOL!!! <<<<<<<Best Post Ever!

[Stensow]

@NationunderCMpunk lol, the likers to. We ALL are! :D

[JustPlainWrong09]

@NationunderCMpunk 31 people can actually dance like Morrissey and will unite and take over.

[twistedpopart]

@NationunderCMpunk I agree, I think Morrissey & Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode should open their own institute of dance.

[HarveyDentLives]

Winona Ryder's favorite song.

[Nikopolis1912]

@HarveyDentLives

LOL!!!  XD

[SandyPrincessPatty]

@HarveyDentLives It took me a full day to get this. But, lmaoo.

[TheAWAG10]

@HarveyDentLives- And Jane's Addiction :)

[bookwormgal1996]

BLOODY COOL!

[Zmann1218]

Only Moz could pull off a dance that awkward :)

[RainJetSprinklers]

I was bored before I even began!

[Anarchrist01]

Nah man I forgot it was in my bag... Look, I was just popping out to get some cash... Oh. We have to pay?..... I was just borrowing it....... I’m Robin Hood incarnate...... Behind you! Its Cliff Richard........ I was just testing you. Well done you passed..... No I don’t have a receipt I bought these yesterday..... Please don’t tell my Mum...... Let go of me you cunts!!!!!!!

[clevelandcavswin]

shoplifter if it is meat don't hand it over, it has been down your pants and it is tainted

[HansBooBee]

This shit would never make Ed Sullivan....especially after 1:48.

[Mykevin67]

'@HansBooBee Honey the Ed Sullivan show was in the 60's. this is the 80's. Over 20 years difference, perhaps 30. I grew up in the 80's and didn't really know about the Ed Sull. show until later in my teens, and then only as nostalgia. I did however love the Smiths.

[p5050]

Shoplifters of the world, take cover!

[felicityknickerhead]

ha ha just unite and take over for chrissakes

[Cowtipping4love]

Is that a picture of elvis on his shirt or a picture of him???..

[Criszzilla]

@Cowtipping4love  Elvis

[slosh77]

whatta bitchin' jacket morrissey has!

[whitekuduone]

@slosh77

Wearing a denim jacket with jeans is a major sartorial faux pas.

[charlotte07071]

1:48 !!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

[twistedsistaqteu]

janice long got me into the smiths back in the 80`s, many thanks jan & i still listen to you on radio 2 all these years later :)

[sadieviction]

I cant get over how beautiful mozzy's voice is. :)

[Abarthcar33]

Ecosse 3d, that made me laugh, good that! mozzer is a proper leg-end!!! Awsome!!! If only smiths would reform.....................

[Sk8Merk]

Swag.

[Darrenwesley88]

The Old Fella has some moves

[lmlOoOlml]

he's a city man am i wrong? i heard a story bout him jumpin the fence and urinating in uniteds dugout back in the day,before he became a legend :P