Dana Carvey SNL Audition: Choppin' Broccoli

[tmannin]

I have seen this on TV.

[DarkAngel5161]

His face expressions, ha! priceless, I laugh so hard everytime, oh to funny :D

[BoomerProduction96]

christopher reeve can upload that PLEAS!!

[ballroomblitzkid1994]

When he bites his lip...ooh, sexy!

[Jkballtommy]

even my dad laughs at this! and he is asian

[Jkballtommy]

even my asian dad laughs at this! lol

[katmwrn]

Broccoli prep will never be the same!!

[brehend8899]

Cold as Ice......Woo yeah

..

To funny

[brehend8899]

My mom and dad used to walk around the house singin' to the top of there lungs "SHE"S CHOPPEN BROCOLLIII" Now i no why

[MartySmithVideos]

CHOPPIN BROKOLAY! CHOP... UH!

[faithditch]

I love how he bites his lip. Cutie.

[xNickieMonroex]

I think it's funny how if you "like" a video, it gives you other videos related to this one, but if you dislike it, it thanks you for the feedback and sends you on your way.

[sophilicious0613]

haha lol

[vj42nato]

Now, this is a video that you can watch a million times and still smile(at the least)

[fdjizm]

My favorite part, "she chop uh!..." lmao

[romanholiday1000]

Possibly the funniest man that ever lived. LMAO. Absolutely hysterical. If ever you're having a less than stellar day, watching a li'l clip of Dana doing just about anything'll put a smile right back on your face.

[SESPUNK816]

@dummybummyful

[EasyExpertVillage]

I don't have a cat because of my sister. I don't have working piano or piano at all so I wouldn't know what that's like at night.

[mrgedman11]

Something makes me think of Chrisopher Guest doing Nigel in Spinal Tap..... hrmmmm

[havinagoodtimefour20]

he looks like hes gunna sneeze. would have been better to describe it as that lol its funny as fuck i laugh everytime.

[havinagoodtimefour20]

i sing this all the time and my buddies trip out and are like what the fuck. i tell them the great dana carvey

[TacoNinja27]

pause at 0:41

[TacoNinja27]

he reminds me of Jim Carrey

[dummybummyful]

When my older brother was in kindergarden, he hit his classmate Dana Carvey's son Tom over the head with a bucket. True story. Whenever I mention it, he hates it. It would be hilarious if this was a top comment and I could show him.

[weareclouds]

@dummybummyful

Haha. That's awesome.

[dummybummyful]

@dummybummyful Hahaha....emailed him a screenshot

[jbjbjbjb16161616]

@dummybummyful looks like you got it as a top coment

[dummybummyful]

@jbjbjbjb16161616 Yep. He wasn't too happy but I got quite the laugh out of it.

[kevincoughlin1]

I teared for some retarded reason,

[88coldsummer]

I LOVEEEEE this man so much.

[ShadowACE1998]

Classic.

[HjPj97]

This song get stuck in my head forever!!!

[controllerbrain]

the end wasn't as good

[Mivimata]

his eyebrow keeps twitching!!! I love this video! LOL

[EventHorizon63]

2:03 - friggin hilarious!!

[demondog108]

He's like a cross between Elton John and Adam Sandler!

[edgeheadxCOD]

Isn't Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise? If so, than this guy is awesome!

[LittleA727fantage]

@edgeheadxCOD yeah hes the lead

[lizziekaerocks77]

This is the most amazing thing i have ever seen. hahaha :D He was a good lookin dude!! :)

[tigerpoe1]

Dana Carvey Is sexy :)

[ColdMan173]

Press 5 over and over Jizz IN myPants

[steamingmidget]

hes good singer

[MrSimayi69]

this skit in SNL is funny. phil heartman's facial expressions he does make me laugh. XD

[katie31098]

snl is soooo funny and i am happy dana carvy got on it

[jimidee33]

This video reminds me of that "Bat Out Of Hell" singer, you know old whats his name!

[FutureLaugh]

25 years later he does the same fucking bit

[jaymoxbill1]

hes so hot

[306thatguy]

BROCOLEI!!!!!

[theminhazur1]

she chopping brocollai

[smitchl100]

hit 5 over and over

[xTheCamoManx]

4 over and over chewin broccoli!

[LegendaryxEyes]

My gosh, his smile is the cutest ever. Love him.

[Slpersad1]

still funny after all these years! :)

[jguthrie071]

not in a bad way.. just.. garth dont look the same to me

[jguthrie071]

totally ruined waynes world for me..

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

Party on wayne.

[Flybox16]

@WeWillNotRockYou1 party on garth

[tabooman]

There's a lady I know. If I didn't know her, she'd be the lady I didn't know.

[Cookiemonster1336]

She was chopping broccoli

[2010awsomeness1]

This is so funny! LOL! i like 1:46-2:11

[Ohmegoosh]

17 people cut off a few of their fingers while choppin broccoli, so they accidentally clicked the "Dislike" button.

[kennyskatebaka]

Funny part is that actually sounds alright.

[localdrummerjd3]

Dude, he should seriously sing, I would buy this cds!

[TheCrocHunter1]

First heard this on a comedy channel on a commercial jet about 10 years ago....it is still as funny now as it was then....ABSOLUTE CLASSIC

[j0grim97]

press 5 over and over he is riding the chair lol

[katucheegee]

press 5 over and over.... ;)

[80sgirly101]

17 people dont know how to chop broccoli :/

[80sgirly101]

now i know why

my dad says

"BROCCOLIIIEEE"

lol

[igotajynormousdick]

SHE CHOP!AH!

[bugsbunnyLOLZ]

17 people dont know how to chop broccoli

[mackeymkay]

Press 9 through 2 during playback, each four times. You be the judge of what that looks like.

[mackeymkay]

@mackeymkay I meant 8 through 2, dammit! That's why I can't have nice things...

[VideoMenu]

Ever since I saw the Dana Carvey stand up concert, where he sings the Chopping Broccoli I almost always sing that when I chop broccoli. It's hilarious.

If you've never seen his concert show and you think this is stupid, it's probably understandable. He really fleshed this bit out to perfect. Find it and watch it if you can.

The guy is hilarious. But I have to warn you, his style of comedy isn't that vapid morinic stuff today that relies on race, sex or putting people down. He's good.

[drdansir2002]

My numbers never work.

[gorftran43]

17 people accidentally chopped their dicks off chopping broccoli.

[Jenniluvsyou4eva]

this is STUPIDD!!!!!!!!!!!

[ullller]

james blunt ?

[bugsbunnyLOLZ]

i would sing this song if i forgot a song!!

[kingXjon]

hahahhahaha!! press 5 over and over again!! -- doin yo mom!!! hahaha

[skinwalkerxxx]

the guy had more charisma than any comedic actor and stand up comedians that comes around. I always wondered why he didn't become bigger.

[alixxx17]

Wow Dana actually looks pretty attractive

[mandie714]

2:03

SHE CHO-UH!

XD makes me laugh every time.

[kitak99]

i laugh all the time when i watch this

~Brakita

[mjpugh123]

i wish this was on iTunes

[zeppelinman1685]

press five for dana carvey's love-making face.

[elysa2001]

OMG! my dad will NOT stop sining this song!! LOL

[2Athena6]

Hes soooooooooo cute lol

[XXdouble1]

@2Athena6 ikr!!!!

[whytchoclit]

OMG, this is so hilarious!!

[sanjhunt]

I used to work at a produce market, and this always ran through my head when the guys were trimming the broccoli to tray it up. Choppin broccoli-hee.

[xoMISSxoTAYxo]

his facial expressions oh my

[krizonras17]

press 5 then 4

[TheChinchilla0]

I raped the replay button.

[SEH971]

press nine over and over again lol!!!!

[Googlagahummike]

@SEH971 Try pressing 4 over and over again.

*Eyebrow twitch*

[jlearn3]

or 5 hahaha



[musicforall182]

@SEH971 1 looks like he's wanking off. xD

[snazzyduck229]

@SEH971 huhh?

[cadillaccolorguard08]

He's such a cutie!! (:

[ArthurSteele59]

He's demonstrating the same technique Rebecca Black used to write "Friday."

[oO0oCampireo0Oo]

@ArthurSteele59

Wow, how old are you to hate on a 13 year old. She didn't even write the song. I don't like the song either but you should at least get your facts straight. She's probably made more money with "Friday" than you make in a year.

[grandrapids57]

He can sing, play piano, drums, do impressions.... wow

[VoodooPolitico]

Ever since I first saw Carvey do the "choppin' broccoli" bit back in 85? 86? 87?..Ive ALWAYS started singing this song when ever Im near broccoli, hear somebody talk about broccoli...if Im in the produce section.. whatever...its an automatic reaction.....

[VibrantCompromise]

@UncarriedWarriors Well of course Jack Black has a good voice... He was a singer in a TENACIOUS D before he was a comedian. DDDDDUUUUUUHHHHHH.

[UncarriedWarriors]

Did anyone else notice that most comedians have a agood voice, for example Will Ferrel, JImmy Fallon, Dana Carvey, Jack Black.

[nofxmike06]

@UncarriedWarriors its cuz they're possessed with a will to succeed. They could probably do anything with that conviction to make people laugh.

[VibrantCompromise]

He's so damn cute.

[TheAmericanMAN1]

LOL EPIC! :D

[clairedamon]

the way he says "brocolli" is what makes this song so beast!:)

[ShaneFoxX]

this guy is a genious!

[AubreyAndUnicorns]

The one with the cat on the piano was better.

[wdsa8d]

samberg should do a digital short based on this

[34kAdIe]

Man, It's pretty hot when he bites his lip! :)

[kpecjak]

He is so hot. :)

[thristdrinkblood]

what is he makin fun of? (like is it an actully song, cus id listen to it lol)

[xxArcanexx]

Dana, makin' copies....

[rampike74]

I love this guy.

[qtderek]

I noticed one thing, His jaw and a shared addiction to Addy

[sharonafox1]

Good God, WOW! I've been watching Dana Carvey's work since I first saw his work on the Holy City Zoo's stage in 1977... I had no idea he could sing this well and play the piano. Dana has to stop hiding his talents. For all these years he has put his family first and I hope he finds a way to balance his love for family and with his great heart and talent and come back to blow us all away with his inspired creativity, insight and humor.

[usamuun]

omg i snorted

[clinicrecords]

Magic

[GILFHunter121]

2.07 till the end hahahahahahahahah

Shez Choppin BRAHELLALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Aeeeeee Aeeeeee Aeeeee HEEEEEEEEEEE !!

[atrenholm38]

he was born in 1955

[guitarherolegend55]

how old is he now?

[racoco319]

@guitarherolegend55 close to 60. prolly like 57, hes got a baby face so you dont have to believe me but im pretty sure im right

[MrCHADificator]

hilarious video i actually had the same idea about rockstars

[muddy1745]

Is anyone else seeing where Jack Black got his ideas for Tenacious D?

[BiggBiteProductions]

lol 1:57 

[generalwhoha29]

no matter how many times i see this, i just never get tired of that

[conversejunkie2222]

He was so freaking CUTE

[HWDDproductions24]

@conversejunkie2222 he still is!

[RachelAguren2011]

He is too adorable in this video and ridiculously funny! -3 it!

[sassychick21]

Is it me or does he look sexy when hes biting his lips ??LOL

[MsTania66]

he's so nervous i love him

[lightcycle87]

25 or so years later, it still holds up.

[hoodleehoo]

He was hired over Jim Carrey.

[McBeck1960]

"Everything you say is suddenly terribly important. Doesn't have to make any literal sense."!! Funny Stuff!!!

[No1KCfan6]

he's so cute i wanna kiss him

[thejobloshow]

This is a classic bit.

[branzombie]

Become another person...

[conversejunkie2222]

aw hes cute lol

[calixa]

one of my all time fave snl sketches just hilarnious

[wdsa8d]

lol

[bobjoe54321]

She's chop uh

[lillily174]

i came for the sexy thumbnail and stayed for the "flare your nostrils look like your about to vomit"

[jest392]

bruce springsteen must have disliked this 12 times

[xolyssxo23]

Can I just make love to him now please?

[thedavetichy]

Broklin' Choppali

[uneedtherapy42]

this is really the audition? amazing! no crowd to react... I love when this became a skit on SNL and the faces that Phil Hartman was making. That cast was my fav of all time, so much talent back then on that show. May sound corny but I always love the guys who stay clean in their act and are still hilarious like Dana!

[lukeallyn]

@uneedtherapy42 there are no crowds at auditions, just producers and writers and Mr. Michaels.

[cdogg133]

1:32 woyeh

[crazyteensJHH]

Is this on iTunes???

[MrMasterryu1]

Garth :3

[1azMicaela]

Thanks for uploading this! It is one of my all time favorites!

[MrLutter1]

i love my fucking uncle, hes the man

[MrLutter1]

11 peices of broccoli dislike this video

[mskatelyn642]

So awsome!!! He's going to be on SNL on SAturday!!!!!

[MrJetreL]

@mskatelyn642 Me too! Exciting huh?

[4evajustinbieber16]

He iz soooo funny!!!!! i love how hiz face lookz when hez singin this song!!

[violin329]

He was so sexy...well, he still is, but the way he was looking at the camera was making me hot! :O

[Jules101164]

Dana is one of the Greatest (& Sexiest) Comediens Alive.

[fdjizm]

she chop! uH!

[damagnan]

timeless fuckin funny.

(pardon my french)

[scampywiak]

Genius..

[bamagurll2013]

which season was this??

[MrMasterryu1]

2:05

ORGASM!

[MrMasterryu1]

2:04

ORGASM!

[gencymeri]

Carvey is not just a great comedian, he is a genius comedian :) :)

[XsethovaheaX]

He's actually an awesome drummer to!

[starchild582]

"ROLLING IN THE ISLE" ...VERY POLITICALLY GREEN! Ha ;} this is too funny!

[dinkleman2013]

i've watched probaly a 100 times in the last two days.....too funny!!!

[moonlightkisu]

lol, "there's a lady that I know ... if I didn't know her ... she'd be be the lady ... I didn't know"

[richardjduke]

@SLAM234 They put this in on Dana Carvey's very first show.

[dramafreak89]

Is it just me, or does he have a pretty good voice?

[MsAngie1945]

@dramafreak89 No, you're not alone! :)