Mama Grizzlies Sarah Palin On The Campaign Trail Refused To Come Out Of The Closet

[Phillysmostwonted]

It's an insult to think that anyone, especially women, will fall for her shit. I mean, this idiot quit her job so that no one could criticize her on anything she does politically, in prep for 2012. This btw, was conceived and pushed by her publicist fox "news". So now that she's abandoned her responsibility to Americans, she can criticize Obama, Liberals & Democrats in general, without answering to pesky constituents or putting forth any actual ideas, all while STUFFING her moose skin purse.

[MrTaoFromChina]

有没有她的性爱录像啊...

[Sentinel314]

o.o is this really sarah plain

[nintendopoke]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo obama win punk

[baileyanneb]

um, i think you need to do your research. half of those things you put in your description were proven wrong. and a lot of them (abortions, global warming, polar bears) are things she's come right out and said

[SarahPalinChannel]

Guess what, I have done my research, which is more than I can say about Fox News and CNN.

Anderson Cooper even got it wrong when he stated that Sarah Palin did not try to ban books. He was totally incorrect.

I interviewed Anne Kilkenny, the Wasilla resident who circulated the letter about Palin's record a week after McCain went public with Palin's name. Palin did try to ban to ban books. The whole town knew it and tried to recall Palin when she fired the librarian.

You do your Homework.

[thabacktwister]

you're so much hotter than sarah palin.

[FikiNom]

lol. You need to throw in a lot of, golly, yah betcha!, sa it aint so Todd!, plenty of also's. Sarah Palin is a joke

[SarahPalinChannel]

This video was made days after Sarah Palin was first introduced to the world and before Tina Fey started doing Sarah Palin on SNL so there was little time to research old videos on her and get the voice right...(plus I do have a demanding day job)

Anyway, check out the newest videos I did on her turkey pardon and the video on her dangerous stalker which have a much better voice if you want to subject yourself to a more irritating version of her voice.

[FikiNom]

Hell its still funny as all hell!! I can picture her facade crumbling. I am off to check out the turkey pardon ceremony lol u still rawk my lil world. I have watched most of your work...keep churning them and please please please do Chelsey Lately and Nancy Grace grrrrrr

[torizkoolio]

Great idea....but sarah palin isn't that smart....lol

[travis7310]

I love Sarah Palin, and her voice is not annoying. I could listen to it all day if i had to!

[bristolisahoe]

sure must be lonely in nebraska.

[travis7310]

Sarah Palin is from Alaska, not Nebraska! get it straight!

[GurnSi]

Dear Lady,

You sound educated. Sarah Palin is anything but educated.

Therefore, to achieve believability, you need to work on a hillbilly accent, mispronounce some words, and occasionally be seen to scratch your ass, swallow a fly, etc.

Otherwise, well done. :)

[justwant2laugh]

lmao!

[gizgil]

I wouldn't vote for Sarah Palin if she was running for head of the plumbers' union, so my bias runs the other way, but I really don't get why this is supposed to be relevant. There haven't been any incidents that this might be parodying, have there? So no relevance, no laughs.

[leafyutube]

This chick is even more hot than Palin!

[testing4echo]

Hahaha She is prettier.

[UsagiHell]

she is pretty

[1mkf2]

t 19-F-hottie here. I'm just saying that girls LOVE this vid. t

[flyingmagiccarpet]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Syndimama]

This is funny !!!!

[superoctane]

Sarah gets the MILF fantasy vote.Obama has his work cut out for him.

[Valthecatlover]

what an idiot. Bill Clinton screwed around too.

[deldelgary]

McCain's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.

[deldelgary]

John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.

[deldelgary]

According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."

[deldelgary]

McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."

[deldelgary]

The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.

[deldelgary]

McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.

[deldelgary]

There is tons of dirt on McCain.

McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."

[missy12395]

Is this really her for real?

[dino2763]

are you out of you fucking mind

[missy12395]

No are you?

[thelittletiger1991]

that would be sarah palin dear god i (omg i can't believe im saying this...) " I WISH GEORGE BUSH Would be vice president than her!" omg i mean i hate the republicans but ijust don't think sarah is the right person. another republican please. go obama!

[slizzler1]

Pailing answered tactically EVASIVELY well- but that doesn't mean she is VP material or has a clue about how Washington works - She is a superb and total BS Artist. Now the McCain campaign is planning to hide her from doing interviews for the rest of the campaign- Is that not total BS! She has no knowledge about Supreme Court decisions nor the function of the VP and she doesn't know important US General's names -nor anything about military strategy - she also has a neocon streak in her.

[dumplingeater]

It's true....AMERICANS ARE CRAVING SOMETHING....New and Different... We are craving OBAMA/BIDEN in 2008 ! ... not a pair of phoney mavericks...who just represent rich people and lie about being for the "middle class". Their tactics are shameful. The only fear AMERICANS feel is that there will be 4 more years of STUPID PEOPLE in the WHITE HOUSE. God Save America by flipping this administration to the other party. DEMS in 2008 !! Don't fall for this Palin REpuBlican Gimmick! Dems in 2008!

[deldelgary]

SARAH PALIN KILLS BAMBI FROM A PLANE!

Sarah Palin's administration approved an initiative to pay a $150 bounty to hunters who killed a wolf from an airplane in certain areas, hacked off the left foreleg, and brought in the appendage.

Sarah Palin has a brutal record of slaughtering wildlife, and she hopes to continue in her killing ways in particular, her very active and extensive promotion of aerial hunting of not just wolves, but bears also.

[brucewillis2]

@ deldelgary: are you kidding me? She's an evil bitch this much I know but I didn't know about her promoting the slaughter of animals by offering bounties.

[PediaNurse35]

Unless you are a vegetarian, you have no right to complain if Palin kills Bambi from a plane. You support the babaric inhumane raising and slaughtering of millions of animals by eating pigs, cows, chickens, etc. So chill out kiddo! Worry about what kind of shady charater Barack Hussein is!

McCain-Palin 2008

[deldelgary]

Your ignorance speaks volumes! The world has had 8 years of stupidity, greed, reckless government because of uninformed ding bats like your self.

The really sad part of all of this is that you let your own government fxxk you! The republicans know they can count on the dumb vote all the time. Bush is a modern day Robber Baron, and McCan't and Palin McDumb are and amazing joke. They will lose by the biggest margin in an election. Hitler coming back from the dead would have a better chance!

[SarahPalinChannel]

That's right. John McCain and I are depending on the dumb vote to get into the White House.

Before George Bush even became governor of Texas he financially ran into the ground every company he sat on the board of.

Bush was a complete failure and still dumb voters voted for him.

Let's hear it for the dumb vote...I can hear the champaign corks popping now...or is that campaign dorks?

[playboyquan]

SARAH PALIN YOUR A TRUE DUMMY!

AND VERY INEXPERAINCED. you shouldnt have the damn POSITION YOU HAVE, OBAMA ALREADY WON,

[hpkassot]

i though the stupid inexperienced asshole running against mccain said not to assume that well you are disobeying the buttlicker orders how rude.you should go kiss his ass some more to make up for it

[deldelgary]

Hey Bimbo PediaNurse35, the dumb vote like yourself is what put this country in such a downward spiral. Its really sad how ignorant, backwards and gullible you really are. You'll believe anything the republicans tell you. You have no fXcking clue! You might want to start with the dictionary, and learn to spell.

[shewolf567]

I bet you all will vote on looks alone. Shallow! I also bet some of you look like the side of a barn to.

[crashoppe]

Last night the government passed a bill the people are against. We are now a comunist country. the government has over thrown the peoples dession. We do not need to bail out a failing system. We can put the money into a sysyem that works. The people that would suffer are the ones that caused the problem. If the people are working the economy is strong, thats all it takes.

GO RON PAUL/ CHUCK BALDWIN '08 !!!!!

[dawson01912]

McCain is like a freaky Dr. Evil.

[lesta09]

i wouldnt be surprised if thats how she really feels. i kinda feel bad for her

[cube12083]

She makes blondes look smart; I love listening to her, lol she cracks me up. Can't wait for thur debate. lololololol

[Scoot2612]

lol, but we do not need these video's as Palin is making a fool of her self in interviews already.

A granddad an a prototype non(sense) speaking doll that is a hart beat away being your president that doesnt know shit.

McCain/Palin are already the best joke for comedians all over the world. The USA will be when these people actually make it to the Oval office.

[xlioilx]

nice satire oh your a hella lot better looking then the real Sara Palin ...wink...wink..LOL!

[hw40]

funny!

[victor2cutube]

lol.. I wonder.. he does google eye her.. he found his soul mate !!

[wervasdeferens]

McCain cops a feel. LOL

McNasty

[tcathunder]

Another one who wants to be like Sarah Palin. keep dreaming honey.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Wish I was dreamin. I'm Sarah Palin and I hate looking like Sarah Palin.

Hate my overbite.

And my jaw is so square that I was mistaken for a cardboard box the other day.

I have to cut so many inches off my nose everyday because it grows so fast because of all the lying I'm doing.

I think the only thing I like about my appearance is my glasses. And I keep on breaking them because I always forget where I'm putting them and I end up sitting on them.

It's so hard pulling glass out of my butt.

[rottencorpsicle]

It's amazing that any girl with brown hair can put on glasses and suddenly look just like Sarah Palin.

It kind of explains that whole Superman/Clark Kent thing.

[hitide286]

yes, this is a parody..LOL, but what is sad is that she is that stupid, check out her lastest on Russia, Putin ( who is no longer pres. of Russia), airspace ( especially the air between her ears)..

[changeup1999]

What's sad is that there are some people out there watching this video stupid enough to believe it's really Sarah Palin.

[Beatboxbill88]

lol, by the way, my supervisor says he'll lick your butthole.

[ohsuckitup]

OBAMA 08!!!!!!!

[revmick48]

What an idiot! How disgusting can you be suggesting that McCain keeps "copping a feel"; it's you who are "disgusting". If you think this video is creative, please give it up. The skit with Sarah and Hillary on SNL was funny this is absolutely NOT!

[SarahPalinChannel]

I have news for you. If you ever talked to any one who really knows John McCain you would know that this is only the tip of the iceberg.

If I shared with you every thing I know it would turn your stomach.

His poor wife has put up with a lot all these years, both of his poor wives.

[priceandpride]

love the shoulder pads

[ermihavenoidea]

That was for the people who couldn't figure that out.

[ermihavenoidea]

This isn't Palin.

[Shadpro]

no kidding

[greenwalk7313]

I LOVE IT !!!!! : )

[nc30sj]

has anyone noticed how on real sarah palin videos, people arent allowed to comment. why is that? are replubicans scared? does anyone see her stumble over and over again? is this even going to be a good vice pres?

[Mikemix007]

Oh so you say Palin is lying yet the issues you list in the description are LIES. And sure, vote Obama if you want to screw the country and rib out the backbone of everything its ever stood for. Learn your politics, dumbshit.

[robertfjII]

I think U better check your savings account! Vote ReNAZIcan and loose the rest of it. Obama/Biden 08

[nc30sj]

u speak so well...then u and ur comment with "dumbshit". tiypical g.o.p. come on, try to teach, not bring down. terrible for politics, so learn yours!!!

[mynamejonas]

Bravo!

[xn1x]

MILF!

[RepresentativeEAB]

Sarah you are going to have to come out soon or later.

[robertfjII]

Sarah is prccticing to be like our lieing cheating and stealing VP---SARA where are U---Chaney Where are U----hide from the issues and economy wont solve the problems the ReNAZIcans have created for the American Middle Class-Im not buying their bullshit this time-REPUBLICAN FOR OBAMA/BIDEN--I have joined Republicans Anamous-I will always be a bull shit addict but I take recovery day by day-and I am slowly becomming ammuned to Republiars flag waving religious and other fake issues NOT THIS TIME!

[maximusdazs]

This is perfect! That's probably very close to what's actually going on in her head right now...just wanting to go home...

[DoTheBatDance]

show me your boobies!

[jkesquered]

lol! poor sarah, shes got no idea what's going on...

[Stephanjnj]

McCain's incessant nibbling has left congressional earmarks on Palin's earlobes.

[Rickyee]

LMAO!!!!!!! Good Job!

[Hdtex]

Sarah Palin's running out of lipstick!

PIG!

[cliffhanger42]

Even though i'm voting for Palin..I find this funny..lol

[vinniesullivan]

oh! I thought it was McCain you'd be voting for. you can't vote for a VP :)

[cliffhanger42]

by the way yes i'm voting for Sarah you dumbass I am voting For both Mccain and Palin aren't i you idiot!LOL

[cosmlayla]

LOL!

[avibard]

C'mon she can handle that old moose Mac-doodoo! This has to be fake cause I know she would field dress McCain like she could dress a transvestite moose-- all lipstick baby!

[Timosha321]

good. that evil John Mccain should see this video

[jayrod59]

Oh no! I feel so sorry for you Sarah honey. Be strong like a hockey mom should and don't take any of those nasty earmarks cause you might make Johnny mad.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I know it is so hard. I'm going through earmark withdrawal. I don't know how long I can take it.

It's so hard to give up all that money I've been fighting to get for Alaska. I was doing so well at securing millions of dollars from the rest of the country's tax payers for the great state of Alaska.

We're the greediest state in the U.S. We get a bigger share of U.S. tax payers money per capita than any other state, we don't pay sales tax or income tax and we get fat checks from the state.

[pignut]

This is childish.

[SarahPalinChannel]

You're so right it is childish. John McCain is so childish. I find it gross when we're out campaigning and he grabs my breasts. I'm not his mommy that milk is for Trig.

John McCain lied about his torture in the POW camp. There are no eyewitness accounts of anyone "seeing" his torture.  Only his screams were heard. If I can fake orgasm McCain can scream from the other room when he's feasting, playing cards with guards and screwing the local girls.

Check what vets are saying about his sham.

[PieToTheFace]

Lol this is really good im subscribing!! ^_^ this should have 1 millioin veiws!

[mratomix]

I think that is tina fey.

[BeenBroughin]

You're BRILLIANT Lady!

[EternalSoulmates]

ShitCain is a dirty old senile man that wants to be president so that he can tell young girls he'll give them a tour of the white house if they let him get a feel.

[SarahPalinChannel]

News Flash From Sarah Palin!

The press continues to twist the things I am saying and after last night's interview with Charles Gibson they are accusing me of being scripted I will be retreating for a short time to my hometown of Wasilla for more rest relaxation and training.

Over the weekend I will be taking a refresher class in Karl Rove's Sin Doctor 101...whoops I mean "Spin".

Plus I will be taking a private improv class with Robin Williams and some Filipino named Buzz.

[ph1in]

heavy flow day?

[SarahPalinChannel]

You better believe it, and with the stress of dealing with John McCain's roving eyes and hands and the press finding out about all my lies, my cramps are killing me too.

I don't know how much longer I can keep up this sham.

I just thought that because God called on me to help save the planet from damnation...that if it took lies to get me into the White House, well then that would be O.K., and I would be forgiven, but now I'm not so sure.

I've been lying, I'm busted and it's embarrassing.

[boldrdash]

Oh I am going to favorite this one. Right on! Uh huh!

[mizz4sure]

mccain is boning palin

[SarahPalinChannel]

Well he keeps trying to bone me. But you have to remember I'm a long distance runner so I can outrun him

Back in high school they didn't call John McCain "McNasty" for nothing.

[StrictlyLesbians3]

ur gorguz lol :)

i cant wait to see u in a movie and be like

AHHHHHHH I KNEW HER ... kinda? lol

naughty palin having an affair. wat a whore. guess i cant judge i cheated on my 5 wives

[diedonner299]

This wasn't funny at all, if that was your intent. Biggest waste of two and a half minutes ever.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Sexual harassment in the job place is a very serious issue.

When John McCain chose me as his running mate I thought he took me seriously but I realize he's just using me to get the evangelical votes and appeal to the gun lobbyists.

If you watch my body language in news videos of my appearances with him you will see that not only do his eyes often wander down to my breast area but his hugs and kisses on the cheek are a little to long. My mouth clenches, I turn my head and gently push him away.

[RequiemBell104]

very clever.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I know you are right RequiemBell104, that John McCain is very clever; sneaking around on his first wife for years before he met Cindy...courting Cindy for nine months while still married to his first wife....then marrying Cindy and sneaking around on her...and now choosing me as his VP pick so that he can oogle my breasts and cop a feel whenever the press isn't looking.

That John McCain is just too clever for his own good.

Checked out your site. I'm a big Chris Crocker fan too. Chris Rocks!

[TraptinurMinds]

record entry 11. i am sarah palin and i endorce and enforce airial hunting and genocide of wolves and bears ....

[TraptinurMinds]

alaska wouldnt break away from the states thats so retarded , what are they going to defend there country with ... there population is so small ...

[heltrim12]

Ha ha! lol!

[wizann39]

American women will still never sympathize with you. Nazi bitch! Would be so sure about your honor. Noone is buying it.