Dramatic Reading Of Another Break Up Letter

[AngelKytara]

Im tempted to upload one of me reading my boyfriend's breakup letter to me.

"and then u wuuldt giv it up ti me wel gues wat mi nw gurl lets me tuc her in al te plases u wuldnt let me tuc u and u obvisly diddnt trsut me wif dat stuf so im dumpin u becuz ur a lozr. Now gues wat no dood in scol gona wana dat u cuz i tol them al u wuldnt slep wit me so now tey ol kno dat u aint gonna let them in ur pnts. if im nut gooood enough 4 u den ul never fnd a hubby cuz im the best dere is OKAY?"

[gabethedrone]

You can't make this stuff up...

[ladylove67096]

oh dear god, the amount of grammatical errors might just drive my lit teacher insane.

[radinkaj]

sounds irish in the beginning ...

[FtaCapoeiraWoot]

What if I thought my girlfriend slept with spincer but she did?

[101cutiepye101]

What a dumbass. 

[LadyAlzers]

Dear God, if she's smarter than you, you must have an IQ of -1000.

[TheShawniegene]

I'd hate to see how stupid this guy is if he's worse than her.

[TheMichaelSullivant]

This+ Sad Violin+ Rainymood= YES

[KudosKudoce]

omg lmao

[JosieMiriam]

I SPIT ON YOUR GAVE

[kattowitz4]

"I used you for sex. How does that feel?"

LOL

[The1AndOnlyMike]

@kattowitz4

Almost reminds me of GLaDOS.

"WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

[coolpenguinchick1792]

I hope she never breeds.

[lilpeach101]

the question is, did you get chlamydia or not?

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

God help me if one of my drunk e-mails ends up here.

[daniisgreat]

It sounds like a Canadian with a lisp.

[phosheezzy]

piece of asswhip.

[EmichelleC21]

I HAT YOU!

[JrdnAshtn]

"Will you go to prom with me?" Best line ever.

[ProfessorSummerfang]

I am with purple? Whot?

[Jennerin258]

SUN OF BISH.

[Aleahcim]

Hehe, hooray America!

[USArmyCavalry]

Guy gets told he was only used for sex!

"FUCK YEAH!"

[CamPhillips92]

Sounds like Tommy Wiseau.

[MrRandalScott]

dddd dd d d d

[nik13k]

It hurt to be exposed to this...

[xex0ticbeautyx]

Lmfao. Sounded like a dubstep song "baaasterrr-dd-d-d-d-d-d."

- I'm a female, and this was ....

How is saying "I used for sex" a legit insult to a dude?

1. That makes you look like a whore.

2. If I was a dude, That would be a ..compliment.. boost my dick's ego . x'D

#HatesFemales.

[lotrfreak2010]

No wonder you broke up with her.

[fatmanrocks13]

No u dont understand y i and with purpl... What?

[freakingninjaberkshi]

pusi? is that the plural for pussy?

[Kiwiiex]

She may be 4 years old ? In fact I'm sure she is,

[UnicornPrincessxxx]

Befro.

I'm making that a thing now...

[Robert64ish]

This is what the unpopular greasers do, unnecessary melodramatic behavior is not cool.

[Christinafan2002]

The reading of this, is so hilarious!

[maikai196]

I like how she says you're stupid when she has such shitty grammar.

[maikai196]

Sunofbich.

[whassup0]

Haha that was hilarious! :D

[alligatorcollins]

oh wow. you sure do know how to pick them.

I made a rule, I will never date anyone who doesn't know how to type or text properly.

<3

[SecularSloth]

Good job, Brein.

[yaoiover18justcos]

Holy Jesus i'm dying!

[4ellzoo]

i think i'm going to stab myself in the face because of that atrocious spelling and grammar.

[SugarPaws123]

u should sooo send this to "your grammar sucks"

[fakedones]

I hat you.

[Therru11]

I CANT BREATHE

[TheGriffindork]

U sonofbich

[SashyLexi67]

this is why you don't type while you're that angry...and drunk...

[zoeannproudfoot]

Aw,wow! This is really quite cute!

[KingLofiOne]

nowwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh

[oceansky2468]

Stop insulting her intelligence, people. She is a rocket scientist on Planet George W.Bush.

[AriesGoddess93]

@oceansky2468 Haha zing!

[ProvAoEGaming]

So apparently she only wanted him for sex (REALLY BIG +1 to self esteem for a guy) and then she says that she thinks he's soo damn ugly. What the fucking fuckety fucking fuck?

[AriesGoddess93]

I hate teenage girls and I'm a teenage girl

[TheWierdOne089]

@AriesGoddess93

So I'm not the only one.

[peacekamrynlorae]

@AriesGoddess93 same, disgrace.

[SunKimDiCaprio]

A superhero costume under your tux, I'd definitely go to prom with you

[whitneyrgoolsby]

cause you suck lots a dick!

[Spokenrocker]

lol the end made my face do this O.o

[Originalityfication]

Charming ;)



[Fishinternetaduction]

lol, i hat you. xD

[emopalstrawberri]

i fedora you

[SouperSteve0]

Where do you get these letters

[Unsanctim0ni0us]

... And she called HIM foreign?! She types like another language...

[godZSnipR]

did you get the girl in the end?

[Meatsparkle]

so she was only with him for sex?

she doesn't sound any better than he does.

[yujiboo89]

"Sunofbich"

God damn....

[aajrz12]

and now she DED

[llama1llama3llama4]

I want Stephen Fry to read this aloud

[palbo4]

it's like a foreign language almost

[NekiiFTW]

Well, I see why he dumped this one.

[weareangrypeople42]

I just realized I'm friends with somebody who types exactly like this, nonsense and all. Shame on me

[AlChEmIsToFdReAmS]

We also will be getting married.

Jusssayin'.

[MultiWicked21]

Rofl.. my Ribs hurt. >_<

[weareangrypeople42]

The laughing.. Oh god the laughing

[SashyLexi67]

i lost it 18 seconds into the video. xD

[bangkilldie]

"cause u suk lotz a dik" make me die.

[BackInTheCage]

U r so dumb u belive nythin!

[92minimoose]

The extra letters made me lose it XD

[NorwegianBastard]

Claim: "I used you for sex."

Perception by women = Insult

Perception by men = Compliment

[FionaCullen7]

You said 'grave' when the letter said 'gave'!!

[DandilionSouls]

LOL!!

[ItsCamaroKarSon]

"you thought i slept with spincer" made me just fucking laugh so hard.

[Mossgate97]

Oh no a woman is using him for sex, poor guy.

[xcasualtykidx]

I hope this girl is older than 10 years old, or else, this might be a problem. Both legally and with our education system. (No Trash left behind).

[krazysmurf911]

so guess who else hates u everyone

[THECHAOS111]

"BUT Befro i go", lol

[Charliegirl101]

I hat u so mch.

[Annabaliseable]

THIS WAS FAKE. My boyfriend made a fake breakup letter because the two of us always quoted the original. He needed to make a video that I would watch unsuspecting so he could surprise me and ask me to prom at the end. The reason why it sounds so much like the original is because he was copying the original. It wasn't meant to sound like a real break up letter. It was only meant to be seen by me, and it's actually crazy that 35,000 people have seen it.

[ThoseguysfromEbv]

ASSWHIP

[dramatify]

I laughed really hard the whole time, but I totally lost it at "I'd rather sleep with a spidider."

[ronmascara]

i don't get .... what happened. Was the girl who wrote this who he asked to go to prom with him at the end? Was it someone else? Did he make this up? If not, why would the girl be like aw yess!! I'm probab;y missing something haha SORRY YOUTUBE don't stone me to death for it

[Annabaliseable]

@ronmascara The whole letter was fake, my boyfriend wrote it and got his friend to recite it. It's probably pretty confusing to people that it's a break up letter, and then at the end he asks me to prom. He needed to make a video that I would watch without suspecting he would ask me to prom at the end, and we both liked the original Dramatic Reading of a Real Break Up Letter. But yeah, the letter had nothing to do with me, it wasn't written by any girl :P

[CarcalV]

R. I. P. english language

[thehird94]

Yours sincerely, Dr Evil

[zimmy797]

This reminds me of my dyslexic ex girlfriend. Lol :)

[Ignore14]

this is probably fake. it's too much like the original.

[texandriller]

Yes, I will go to prom with you :D

[SilentStormShadow]

You made her sound smarter than she was at, "I SPIT ON YOUR GAVE THEN PUT IN IT YOUUUUUUUUU!!" I dunno if anyone noticed that, It would've been funny if you read what it actually said XD

[TheDoomslayer4]

CRAP i spelled things wrong lol i ment fool not full.

[TheDoomslayer4]

ok if your going to right a break up letter make shure you spell everything right and check your grammer otherwise you make a full of your self

[Xalanir]

@TheDoomslayer4

*you're

*write

*sure

*grammar

*meant

Not that I don't agree with what you're trying to say, but... next time, you should probably look into some spelling and grammar youself before criticizing the English of others. Also, there're these cool things called 'commas' that you put in between sentences that kind of hold the whole comment together. Otherwise it all just runs together, ya'know?

[larry52333]

@TheDoomslayer4 Obvious troll.

[TurtlesAndTangles]

The part where they first mentioned sex I choked on my water. People like this could procreate? ..... ...... fuck.

[HiOkamiProductions]

i love it when people forget the 'e' in hate....makes it sound so much better and less offensive :3 lol

[almightybungholegirl]

Awweh this is cute :)... Well at the end, not the rest :P

[jessiexnx]

...Did anyone else head the weirdness when he said "hald my HAND"?

[michael3214594]

Busted out laughing in the first second.

[ZanderJSketch]

...

This is one of the most inventive ways of asking someone to prom ever.

[123netsrik]

Does anybody else notice that this has the same topic as the original?

[clarkispotamia]

wat r wurds?

[himeko42ai]

Who dates these people? :'D

[bennitori4]

I HAT YOU

[IcyThrills]

Is this genuine?!

[anibas31]

ROFL

[swordlesslol]

All kids in middle school:

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIZZZZZ

IIIIiIiIiiiiiiiILiiivievieveoo­ooove youuuuuuu!!11111oneoneoneleven

[erintennantable]

BUTIDONT!

[idiotjello]

ahaha!! ha..ha...



[nolegirl97]

How did this get public?!?! I thought that I burned it!!!! (I'm embarrassed)

[lexiilol1]

Omg, "basterd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d"

[xXASP3NnXx]

you sonofbich

[blindiris22]

Highly unoriginal good job.

[SpelKille]

BEFRO

[FytexFayt]

Ow.

This physically hurt me.

Seriously my brain is bleeding.

[Annabaliseable]

tehehe this was for me :$

kinda awks that it was a "breakup letter" that he used to ask me to prom...

hahaha i didn't suspect a thing, what a good boyfran <3

[excruciatingsleep]

um this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life.

[xdarkeagle17x]

I see what you did there.  SMOOOOTH :D

[Theamericanjedi10]

Aww my name is Jessica. :(

[My3rZ]

Fake..

[twiztiddeath4u]

LOL.

[kattowitz4]

That's what she said...

[kevinmauidude1]

Lol pro-status brew

[paranoidude]

It's true.

You don't know love until you, yourself with a boot.

AND THAT'S HOW I MET MY WIFE.

[perciusmandate]

I... I don't even... She was drunk when she wrote this, right? This isn't just bad writing. This is the writing of someone so crazy on bitch hormones that they can't even form coherent thoughts! Did you date a schizophrenic or something?

[Kkyyrruu]

Wait this was a break up later from YOU ex? LOL

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHH XDDDDDDDDDD

[Btrue2good]

There's something wrong with 10 year olds having sex..

[alexxross]

Oh, Young Love.

[Smarttalker123]

I'd rather sleep with a spidder Lololol

[tikifreakazoid]

"I used you for sex" is not an insult when directed at men.

[Agent1W]

@tikifreakazoid And that's pretty much the only thing women have to offer anyway lol.

[fruitypheasantboy]

Asswhip. LOL.

[Mac1634]

I agree, you are kind of bastuuuurrrrrrduhduhduhduhduh. (kidding)

Seriously though... I'd never date a girl like this. I just don't think I could connect with someone who has an IQ of 73. There are so many butchered- erm.. "sentences"- that I can't pick a single one of them to make fun of.

[OpticalGrafix]

She used you for sex? Nice job!

[Markalas]

from sumofbich to sumtims I keep thinking of a reggae accent XD 

[SnakeBigBoss24]

Pusi lolooolol

[faceshed]

all this is missing is a "yeah but no but yeah but no"

[ZeakCao]

English has never been butchered so hard in my life.

And I thought black women typed much worse. Don't believe me? Go to facebook and look for any black woman and see how butchered their spelling is. Black dudes aren't as bad.

[sonickiller23]

"she is a whore" "I used you for sex" fucken parodox

[Mmhcokacola]

Well she sounds like a cow, wanting sex tut tut

[perrottafamily1]

This is why kindergarteners shouldn't date.

[PrettyandLove]

@perrottafamily1 even kindergardeners are that stupid LOL

[fstarrandCC]

puss-eye, top sheet, suck lots of dick, I HAT YOU!

[HiddenHeartsCry]

Out of all this, she got 'accidentally' right.

WoW.

[Aliwhoops]

Is this the same girl from the last one?

[fstarrandCC]

pliiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ilikezappa]

Princess Diana was quite forceful in her last letter to Charles.......................­..

[octopuslover225]

I laughed so hard at "cause u suck lotz a dik"

[AaronsLilGypsy]

@octopuslover225 me too hahahaha. good shit.

[Acethe2nd]

used for sex? AWESOME!\

[Neoomegasonic]

She might hat you, but you shirt her, don't you? Even if she would pants you, you would just gloves her.

[kayzar56]

@Neoomegasonic you don't know love until you - ? - yourself with a boot

[xEmoSunshine14x]

First 5 seconds cracked me the Hell up.

Dear Reterd. (Brein)

[supersmashbro596]

lol XD great read. and hope she thinks twice b4 dumping you.

[kerisuri]

awww.... :3

[MayorHuggies]

Suck lotz a dik!

[Chdonga]

Dis brakup lettar sunded faker than it wuz gayyyyyyyyyy.

[ProgectG]

Befro. I'm so using that!

[FireflyeEhecatl]

ROFL

Dude.

Wait, is this real? xD And this is the most horrible, spelling ever but it was hilarious. And how nice you asked this girl to Prom. :3

[HUHBADOOS]

Bhahaha, I could swear this girls name was Rebeca:P

[RambiWearsProtection]

@HUHBADOOS it is... is this Ryan?