Der Tourist (The Tourist)

[JamieAndSassenach]

'nein, nein, ausrauben!'

hilarious!

[wordyward]

no lies or i will have to get naughty

[kereru]

"thank you, pork."  ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[MrMshefa]

wow man sweep dem

[Tressco]

...na ja...

[C3P0meetsData]

He's such a nerd!

[LuffXLuff]

Danke Shun, danke shun

[PoucheProductions]

Danke Schon! Haha!

[72ve17]

german joke - hammer time

[Kickbreaker]

ahah i just dont know why they used this sentence to indotruce the german!

he says " gib mir die knete oder ich mache dich kalt und pisse auf deine eingeweide", what shall mean that if you wont give me your money ill kill and piss on your organs. "

thats just not fair, we germans dont do such things ... ok, once in a while

[peepypoolgott]

is das video nciht aus deutschland ?

[C3P0meetsData]

@peepypoolgott uh...nein. Ich glaube nicht.

[rudolfik2007]

funny&scary

[ranbonzy]

I will move to NY.

[Sunshine100]

That was horrible. Not funny. It was simply sick and gross.

[ProfRaphaello]

That's impressively funny. Whoever made the movie is very talented even script-wise.

[coerce1]

Tourists...

[liOVERLOADil]

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! I live in Germany, and they sound exactly like that.

[negathief]

ausrauben :D

[aljenau]

Thank you 'Pork'? That was funny!

[ace50105010]

chess _ squeeze. good 1

[ramocc]

xD Hes sayin something like "Give me your ?Kalinka? or i will kill you and piss on your viscera!" :D I love it how you amaricans think about us germans xD Great Sketch!

[ramocc]

Sorry, amEricans :D

[XstarynightX]

LOL.....

[sjvdude]

shouldve been a different city people in newyork arent that friendly

[roaming80]

People in NYC are actually very friendly.

[funnymrbunny]

True dat. I live in the city and people are mad nice.

[Blingo88]

i loved new york but i thought it was funny that the first thing i heard someone say there was "move it or lose it"

[0hdudeee]

Haha!

[STufaro]

Flag is backwards on that police uniform...

[joveytri]

can you open your mouth? haha

[ausendundeinenacht]

Hey Schatzy

get a grip..on US humour here and lassen wir den Patriotismus ..:) BEISEITE

[RiggleHAX32]

Silly Kraut

[yoblfor]

lustig

[0imakevids0]

omg that was hilarious

[RogueGank3r]

"Give mes the moneyz pleaze"

[ausendundeinenacht]

hEY DON T INSULT US kRAUTS

HOW GOOD IS YOUR dEUTSCH THEN?

[NinjaNO2]

LOL "can you please take ze picture?"

[RogueGank3r]

Oh write it down.. Great!

[RogueGank3r]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Sqroob]

I hoped to god he wouldn't kill him but then he did and I was sad. :( poor runner.

[MeoCaroline]

German is such a psycho, lol.

[bradisamaggot]

the end bit was the best i think when the police man said "silly kraut", jokes

[michelleluzemo]

lol!!!

[soky977727]

LOL

[quifa1993]

HAHAHAHAH!!!

fckin hilarious! His german is really funny

[ONLYBESTVlDEOSFORYOU]

i love it, just pure fun!

[Imbored299]

haha i love how u guys make these guys help the bad guy out or the other way around

[BUOGSBUNnie]

This is Freakin hilarious

[thisismist]

cheese (käse) is not pronounced kah-zah, it is pronounced kay-zah... just so you know.

[HolyestReviews]

or kez-zeh

[HolyestReviews]

kay-zeh

[MeoCaroline]

oh, kayz :-P

[YannieDon]

you said squeez yeh?... no cheese ohh.. lol

[BlackNYello]

lol

[HowDolShotWeb]

Haha.

Actually I am german, and i find this funny as fuck.

/sub

[Clintonbasher]

roflcopter >;)

[ninjapianogirl]

omg when he hit the other guy it made me jump!

[evry1sfriend619]

HAHAHAHA

thanks you, pork!

[Passionoftheheist]

i got startled when he smacked son...lol

[bannanafactory]

this is a rip off of the love boat

[candibabigurl]

LOL what a dufus!

[erikhl92]

omg...hahah

[omgujgo]

LOL thats hilarious

[shila75]

Haha, you did a good job. Disturbing thing is, most german Tourists I see REALLY look that strange. And I AM from Germany (Austria, but WHATEVAAA.).

Epic.

[RedBloodV]

When the runner held the gun, I thought he was gona threaten the tourist after he told him how he should threaten someone..

:/

Funny, though. :D

[jamall0607]

jejeje:D At the beginning he says: excuse me do you speak german?

J: lil bit, yes

T: Gimme the money or I'll fisnish you and piss on your entrails:D

well done, accent and everything:D

I like it:D

but the word is not ausrobben it is ausrauben;)

But really good:D you learned german for that? respect!

[jewfrodude]

funniest shit ever!

[5255brownie]

lmao awsome

[pandiewrokz9]

lol

[pappabear888]

funniest video i ever seen haha

[JAMIDFF]

ja ja ja ja ja he he he he he he ...

[bmega]

lmao

"can you give me the directions  2 uhh da money?"

[dungheap123]

i loved this. The accent was quite good.

[smotpoker15]

hahaha german accent is pretty good lol.. give me your moneys pleases hahahahaha silly crout hahahahahha nicely done

[swift2020]

thank you, pork... ha

[fridgeminster514]

i luv how the guy gives the torrist the money after helping him how to mug someone

[gtrswimmerman]

so so so funny lol but i would hate to have those cops rofl

[skullsamurai]

wow this is funny hahahahaaaa

[luckydog129]

very good！太有意思了！

[jungenbum]

man he's good at accents

[XFi6]

OMG LOLL!!

[ChaceAlexander]

oh man. oh man. that is too funny. it's all calm and stuff... lol. good times.

[cspeeder]

lmao epic win guys im subscribing

[Zomgshow]

lmfao@!#!!@

[Bahamaslove]

Great physicality!! Nice!!

[BigStr8Al]

Comic genius! 5 stars and faved!

[zak151]

this guy is great

[LithiumGames]

Epic win.

[davidchoimusic]

ok that was hilarious

[tools747]

i'm definately gonna lose my job over this lol

[GaiaGoddessOfEarth]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!

[alaman321]

KEKEKEKE

[tomaajx21]

wow that was hilarious.

[Underxman]

haha funny shit

[Powerlich666]

lmfao

[Zerfl]

Heh, funny. The `german`'s english sounded quite convincing ;)

[XNEWTXNEWTX]

i can see some one doing this for some reason hahaah

[pappabear888]

lmao this is great

[CRF250RGUY]

haha so stupid its funny :D

[JezztaSudich]

Hahaha, Great vid.

[turkeychick5]

omg

i was laughing so hard

"you said squeeze"

HAHAHAHHAA

[massspectrician]

This is fucking hilarious!

[kautzz]

hillaryous... sooo geil ;)

[Kianowitsch]

right, another pathetic example of american humour, just bloody terrible!

und wie kann ein deutscher das bitte lustig finden, du findest bestimmt alles atze auch witzig!

[connorummzeromax]

at least we have a sence of humor

[Kianowitsch]

right everybody knows about the brilliant widely known swedish humour...

bloody hell go an watch pipi langkous!

[wldcatcheerleader4ev]

OMG!

[ScottBrown88]

Das hier ist ähhhh... Ausrauben

hahaha

geil aber irgendwie komisch, hoffe mal die amis denken ne wirklich so über uns!

"You better write it down...get down on your knees bitch" haha

[Malakina1964]

hahaha

The white socks are not from the "Krauts´". THe white socks are from the !!! Turkish-country ! ***Even less Germans´are know that.

But still nowadays it is ! typical ! German / Krauts.

[mensamonstar]

Gib mir deine Knete, oder ich mach dich kalt und piss auf deine Eingeweide

[Gannondalf]

LOOOOOL

[MrJOKERproductions]

Alles gut !! "No lies or all i have to get naughty!" haha

[sio30390]

haha these guys r fuckin genius!

[Xxchemicalgirl101xX]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!that was sooo funny!LOL "bitch, bith...yea okay".LOL

[purplezeke]

EW DISTURBING

[cherrychoctaw]

lmao!

[danwahn]

nothing funny here

[zitzeo]

Funny!!!! Richtig lustig!!!

[AliDeLuxe29]

hammerkrank,so manche leute

[paulkeynes]

you said squeeze yah!! no cheese -- thats real funny.

[krijgtyfus]

If you don't think this is funny your sens of humor is underdeveloped.. or over.. you decide xD

[Arod0688]

sooo funny!! : D

[Alexlavalampa]

Resembles to Monty Python

[BoondockDeacon]

LOL, so wrong. The German wasn't very good but the pronunciation quite nice.

[Tutvideo]

Laughihng my *** off!

[delinquentH]

great vid :) gotta love those friendly americans.. too bad they don't really exist in reality.

[bobjonesu]

um. I guess the billions of dollars in aid the US gives out for free every year doesn't classify as "friendly"

[flopy254]

haha heftig

[delfi1]

terrible stupid

[Klebstift]

blöööd

[Newsteller]

so not funny

[wertzustellung]

wie dumm ist das denn^^

[Ihateinventingnames]

so true lol

[kalaallitnunaat]

Is this supposed to make fun of the german? It does exacly the opposite!

[runfunnysony1]

lmao crazy germans

[lajulidice]

haha-this is so funny! but you should know we're not all like that ;) nice german accent, though..i just can't understand the first sentence ;) what's he saying?? give me your WHAT??

[sneeringSpider]

I think he says "Gib mir die Knete".

[sabirw]

its sooo funny guyz.........

[sabirw]

its sooo funny guyz.........

[SixPack900]

very funny

[thisMicMic]

lol

[boobadoll]

bwahahhahaha! i love it!

[llloizos18]

hope you ever saw americans in europe!!! big jokes!

[schlampenmeister]

es heißt Käse (K-ehh-se)

haha german is offbut still pretty funny.

[caduceo13]

thank you, pork! LOL

[123SUZY123]

Hysterical!! Original!!More!!

[N8boy]

what stupid kind of shit!

[Lagetzu]

So lustig!

[jennabanena]

the term's pig, you silly kraut!

[Amhiro]

These people from QuietLibrary are funny as hell! Just subscribed. Keep on doing it.

This one almost killed me: watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=us­er

You're good!

[RandomMusicNerd]

Me 2!!! Ich liebe Deutsch sprechen!!!

[justanothergirlxoxo]

I take German ;)

[HiTM4N16]

scho lustig...but u gotta work hard on your German!

[alessiadimarco]

k this is so funny...... i was dying.

[IrishLighterStudios]

lol

[seriouskano2]

he's not german, he can't pronounce umlauts.

quite funny and random though.

[xeserfx]

Great video! I jumped when he punched him. Im a tad jumpy these days.haha

[clowngirlmcl]

when he punched the cop I got scared

[wowmaniac111]

lol

[heva123321]

haha did he say thank you pork!? lol

[SkyHighFan]

"Ah, Ah... Thank you Pork! (Punches Cop)"

"The Terms 'Pig' Silly Kraut!"

Pure Comic Genius Right there.

Great Stuff

[Schwarzenegger47]

Haha :-)

[speakerofthetruth1]

ja sehr gut

(very good) that was pretty sick

[bistander]

haha I loved how the police has the flag on his sleeve

[Adriaan90]

lol

[sbort]

brilliant.

[Great2C]

"Gib mir die Knete oder ich mache dich kalt und piss auf deine Eingeweide" (="Give me the loot or I'll ice you and piss on your bowels") *lol* Who taught you guys SUCH words?

[ichimaru97]

lol

[RetardedV3tt3]

that waas tupid ahaha

[tanja122332]

ehm...

The guy ain't German, he has a conspicuous accent when he speaks German... and what he said on the beginning in German was the funniest thing...

[howvince]

Sweet as the punch. :D

[angaraliyim]

das ist echt witzig.

=thats funny.

[CindyPeress]

scarily funny...

[Colloidalsilver]

Loved the grafficke violence. Amerikans are so stoopid, ya?

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

Thank you pork. SMACK!!! The term's pig. Lol original classic.

[Truthicon333]

Thank you pork! HAHAHAH

[Gabiina]

lol!

[CoversbyJeffreyD]

haha i love it

[zootoovid]

Funny! Totally cute (in a good way)

Thanks!

[JeeprzCreepers56]

....ok then.

[Stiiggy]

Not a fan of this skit.

I found it kind of disturbing, and a tad on the offensive side.

I love Quiet Library's skits, not this one.

sick.. lol

Good thing we love our Germans here in the US.