goth guy with a mad walk in Torry, Aberdeen

[AF630]

when i was smaller his name was jumpin jesus fucking legend just walked around torry all day

[MrDenizen]

Goth people are cool.. they just get on with it and don't go around having a go at other people OR laugh at somebody behind their back whilst secretly recording them.

[ScottishCharm18]

he was probs just dancin about his music

[davidgrahamscott]

pretty good..wish there was more though!



[Winner3370]

fucking jocks 

[KarisANDJadeShow]

what the fuck!!!? that is near Torry Academy!!??

[bakugan141999]

@KarisANDJadeShow damn straight karis btw hi

[Vlogboiiz]

i agree with ya dude he looks like a goth/mosher/emo w/e but he walks like an hard bastard chav show even the emos are hard in Aberdeen well they think they are

[ms11socks]

That's my brother

[NaziGrim]

get a life.

[thatguywithnoname]

I think this was filmed with a potato.

[liamharv3y]

did you film this video with a calculator ??

[alixxmcr94]

That looked like a gangster walk...

[BoabyJackson]

That's Crazy Martin!! Ahahaha!! That tadger's been walking like that for at least ten years!

[MurdaZen]

@BoabyJackson crazy martin lol

[frezzera]

hahahahhahaha

[MisterScottishPerson]

Guys a stupit cunt. Does he even realise how people are gonney pish themselves laughing at him? retard

[bosso1]

He is a typical brave Scotsman...

[volkscom]

Daft Punk

[360FAMOUZ360]

What a Fucking tit.

[xPURPLExKILLERx]

I almost set myself on fire, jumped out the window, and called myself an Intergalactic reptilian plasmatoid mcspazatron when I saw that goth guy walk fast and jolty 

[Pawnbroker00]

daft bastard

[youstillwonthear]

its garry! or more known to us a kids as ANIMAL! hes got a twin brother that skates called martin who has schizofrenia! theyr both fucked up, its a shame! theyv had hard lives!

[pickcherry]

@youstillwonthear Yep. Crazy Martin Mamshagger, bit nutty but overall a sterling gent.

[Boabiegringo]

more power to the funny walk lads- fuck the begrudgers

[aberdeendeltaforce]

I've seen this guy before, i'm sure they went to kincorth, I say they because there used to be two of them (TWINS) but one died of an overdose.

[randyblandy]

This has to be Marrish!

[TheBlackenedWHITE]

i doubt that he's goth. i think he's just some "i'm so tough" metal dude

[Klingon6000]

Oh my god i have seen him around torry

[shinysideup100]

WTF Goth walk. Do u stay in Torry?

[RobZombieTheSecond]

looks more like a ned, most neds are wide arsed cunts XD

[LuxorStudios]

amazin walk!!!! what the hell you talking about unemployment.....

[Thrashyiff]

Filmed by a fucking eejit hiding behind a shitey moped.

[calrobmcc89]

sum strut on that fool

[9Cyrus2]

lol wad up wi him?

[bigmitchstuff09]

ha iv saw him a few times walking doon Glenbervie rd what a character!

[gotthkid2]

@bigmitchstuff09 is that a small town or something? because if u see him that meens its small and not large

[MrTony10101]

Haha, i've seen this twat walkin around Torry myself and had a we giggle at him. He must stay beside the school somewhere cos thats where always see him

[steve998]

He has got family in Bervie as well. Nutters, the lot of them. They all fucking walk like that. You can see them coming a mile aff....bobbin' up and doon like a whore on speed. He's on a mission...dinna fuckin mess wi' him!

[gothchild55]

he's got swagger, dinna mess wit him coz he'll cut ya!

[BazzMcBaddie]

On a Mission. Haha.

[Kookoooo1]

Thats a man on a mission ;>

[hbunnyo]

Hah Ken.

[mrs15770]

actually floaty pineapple that guy is ian barrie

clark,and hes stonehaven born n bred.....has a lot of freaky familly in stoney ...hillbillie motherfuckers

[Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip]

Wow torry looks nice ... HAHAHAHA

[Epicsniper3x]

@Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip I live in Torry, what a joy.

[z03PHLSz]

хD

[listen2me33]

mate that was hillarious......class act.

[Saurio666rawr]

why did you upload this :S

SHIT

[harley1211]

this guy is a freak man seen him around

[SalvatioNzn]

i fink i cn him 2 he got a greatdane wot a prick.thinkin hes all ard n all that lol....

[RENN357]

thinking you can spell..."and all that"....

[FloatyPineapple]

My mother grew up in Torry. My grandmother still lives there. Let's just say that, here in stonehaven, it isn't the highest regarded area in Aberdeen.

IE, the rumour "Everyone carries a knife in torry, even the bus drivers."

[johnbevgardner]

Jumping Jesus LOL !

[Kissingxinxthexrain8]

LMAO

[steve998]

Ewan, thanks for this. You should google Aberdeen Tramps and Other Weel Kent Fowk for more odd mannies. Remember the man in the suit at Marks and Sparks, with the suitcase and the bible? More power to you mate. And Torry man...he must have bouncy insoles.

[PAC1977IRISH]

you people are sad fucks...get a life and stop filming other peoples lifes.

[ewganhoff]

Hi Retard. How' s life? If people act like retards in the street, I consider it my duty to film it and put it on the tube.

Fuck you and have a nice day.

Ewan

[PAC1977IRISH]

Really who gives a fuck how he walks..i mean, if you think that is interesting that just says a lot about your sad little unemployed life.

[ewganhoff]

Unemployed? What gives you that impression? I work offshore on the rigs and make over £35K. It's not that much but it's not bad given how badly I fucked up my five years of further education and it's got me a mortgage on my own place and my motorbikes.

My life is far from sad. I'm really quite happy and contented. I could do with losing some (a lot of) weight and quitting smoking, but other than that, life is good.

[ewganhoff]

Judging by your negativity, I'm guessing your life is not so fun eh?

His walk is funny to me because he doing it on purpose for whatever reason he feels like.

It would not be funny if it was some form of disability.

Your boss at Burger King just phoned me and said "get back to work!"

[target741]

@ewganhoff

so you work at burger king too now?

[ScottishCaledonian]

@ewganhoff Why did'nt you run after him and stab him ?

[PAC1977IRISH]

so what was that all about telling me that you make 35K?? I mean, you could have said that your not unemployed, that would be enough...but no, you have to tell me your income as well...Proves to me that you are that sad little fuck.

[steve998]

Fuck off you jealous knob end. I bet you work in a fucking chip shop

[PAC1977IRISH]

im not here to state my income or what i work as...only sad fucks like you would do that..and im surely never going to go down to your level. Again you prove to me how sad you are..Have a sad life loser.

[ewganhoff]

I told you I'm not sad, I'm very happy. In fact, I'm noted at my work for saying "good" or "excellent" when most reply "not bad" to the question "How's it going?". My life is good by most standards. I try not to take my life for granted.

Without engaging your brain, you accused me of being unemployed. How do you know I wasn't lying about my earnings. If I'm as big a loser as you seem to think, then maybe I wasn't honest. You can pretend that I'm unemployed if it makes your life easier.

[majorkeybaree]

@ewganhoff 35k? But no decent camera for slyly filming people so you can feel good about yourself?

[Pwnagemonkey1]

Good for you. Now go get laid.

-Pwnagemonkey1

[DoctorLongfellow]

lol how can you tell anyone to go get laid with a name like that?!

[Pwnagemonkey1]

I know a guy named Hans mcBlackCock who doesnt get any pussy. Explain that.

[DoctorLongfellow]

FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!

i know a guy called pwnagemonkey who gets raped by his dad on a daily basis. oh by the way your mother ran of with the milk man, by the way... im the milk man, and your father.

HAPPY RAPING!!

[Pwnagemonkey1]

Man, that was about the most poorly constructed insult I think I've ever heard in my entire life.

[RENN357]

eh......what?

[DoctorLongfellow]

i dont know.. i smoked a lot of crack that day...

[bsuemx]

ur fuckin gay go get a life and a girlfriend and i hope u di8e, u have a 1 in ur name that is the gayest sahit ie ver heard, p.s ur a FAGGOT

[spike555mr]

"Toing" Toing "Toing"..!!!

[monkey23121978]

this guy is fuckin away with it.His brother is in Cornhill

[dangerness44]

That is the walk of a proud man.

[JW69Stryker]

PROUD INDEED, ROFL

[Pwnagemonkey1]

Yeah, and you're not a weirdo. Examining how people walk and filming them from your car?? wow, you're special...

[brycenation]

mental martin ... used to skate with him, his bro is nuts aswell,. fairly sound guys just had messed up childhood

[craigowler]

Its looks as if the sheep hid shagged him....

[randyblandy]

its Maresh.

[lolla2238]

is that is cant say that was gud

[stevemann13]

Ah! Little Death Dood! Used to listen to a walkman whilst at the Metal night in Ritzy's. lol Asked my mate "Do you like death?" To which he replied "aye, aye, s'ok....suppose..."

lol

[safesurfer65]

Seen this guy before walking about, surely not all their !

[78Corvus]

Ah, one half of the Toxic Twins.

[terrierbullpit]

he is a twin i know that cunt , the other twin is a skater dude , poor fuckers , if i remember right they have awtisum and O.C.D

[britfin1]

ah I still remember him over here in finland but he was always happy if bouncy

[CAmAd727]

ha for some reason i lold at this

[chelseaxx7]

haaaa ats funny as fuck lyk LOL

[Degs421]

is he a 'torry hacker'?

[StitchTheDamned]

Well, at least he is jolly. :D

[BlueVane]

Haha! That actually made me giggle!

[richdasmith]

hahahahahahah lol tht is fuckin qual

[Yolioxox]

hahah funny,

but hey atleast he's real, he's proud of who he is and you know what?

i'm good with that

[divwatt1]

he walks like kevin and perry

[yameenloozers]

His name is Jumping Jesus LOL

[nasiraliclark]

what a hero.

[sadfuk]

His name is gary i think.He's no goth.He's a metalhead,going by the t-shirts he wears.He is mental.Saw him in cornhill a few months ago.Shame really.

[TheUbeRn00bPrince]

I think thats "Crazy " Martin, I'm sure he's still going strong, seem him a few months ago, him and his brother were both kinda goths about ten years ago, b4 one of them got into skateboarding, Anyway Martin is a fucking thieving cunt, he nabbed my crucifix and my gurl....

[trendy76]

OMG!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!

[chevychase138]

thats one of the 'animal twins' theres another one, he walks like a spaz ana.

[ryant132]

lol i always see him in town. aswell as the guy with a pony tail n wears a kilt all the time

[mathers17]

haha is that not crazy mike? the fucking hilarious guy thats always in town with a skateboard... but never skateboarding?

[analoguetom]

this guy's a little light in the Doc Marten's

[frostgothic]

looool

[HoniezUk]

OH! feel the attitude!! hardcore

[SpudAlmighty]

lmao everyone knows this bloke! :P

[iwantkornsbabies]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MEGA LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! :D

he had some sick walk!

[Crazycannibal]

I wanna see how he looks..:(

[indyroka]

thats crazy martins bro! haha

[indyroka]

thats crazy martins bro! haha

[insaneclown2103]

haha i do that all the time just to hear peoples reactions(you can always hear them laughing their asses off) :P

[Mouse2113]

What a legendary walk

[merlinrunner]

its one half of the monster twins :) he has a twin brother but i think he died. he hangs about with gary grahams wee bro.

[Grunulak]

It's Gary. I've sadly made his aquaintance on many occasions, although I think he's ultimately harmless.

Even if he isn't human (a statement which I firmly believe to be true.)

[hlm44]

NO WAY! I've seen him before in Garthdee but he had a sidekick with him who was half his height, it provided a great source of entertainment to me and my pal I must say!

[lespaulzrule]

ROFL, thats some fucking swagger that guy has!!!

[gazafaetorry2k8]

tats ded funy

[seeafeelie]

haha, i know him! he's as feel as he looks! lol!

[gothkillya]

lmao wtf? im goth, and i dont walk like thAT?

[MMfreak94]

his walks fucking awsome xD I'm gonna walk in the mall like that with my trip pants on and see the reactions on peoples faces xD....maybe i'll add a few chains for the jingle sound lol.

[ShAuNaGh123]

haha awesome walk!!!!

[deckprotect]

its a chav walk!

[LurkerWulfe]

lol

[ewganhoff]

It's a Pizza Ped from my old part-time work at Pizza Hut, King Street. I have many bikes of my own. You can look me up on Bikepics.

Neotgoff1: Looking at your comment(spelling, grammer, punctuation... Jesus Christ, just everything) made me laugh and wonder why parents let such young children loose on the web. Then I looked at your profile and discovered you are 30.

Disbelief doesn't even come close. Did you get that job at McDonalds? Mine's a large Quarter Cheese Meal with a Coke.

[lespaulzrule]

LMAO!!!!

[neotgoff1]

it takes 1 freek on moped to film him get a life f u 2 freek a zoid moped driver goths r better than most people and dont need your apruval c.u.n.t wiv your 50 cc put put

[boxerdod87]

jumpin jesus,

nae right in the heed that manny

[Monstakind]

ahhh omg is that funny

[vide420]

I love how he walks,lol.

just detect that comment under me.plz

thanks!sorry

[vide420]

I love who walks,lol

[toxicvampirefreak]

yeah, he was pissed

[honeykitten23]

he gave me a lollypop he is really weird reminds me of that candy man from chitty bang bang

[wilkatron]

martins locked up in cornhill

[torrypeach]

Martin avoided the cops last Sunday night!

[miggyclark]

one of the twins from banchory, Martin or Gary

[mcdougall93]

leon!!!

[ksm1985]

torry walk eh, hard as fuk

[Jmarit]

that dude rocks. lol.

[vampirechick177]

heh Awsome.

[Nightslasher]

Thats 'Rock Dude'! He's a goddamn legend!