WKUK - Asian Hooker

[MrCthat]

OKAY why is it always a merger?

[Jamifa007]

Yeah, I see hookers get stabbed by pimps at work all the time. These guys were amateurs, it doesn't even catch my eye anymore. After the fifth time you kinda get used to it.

[DevilMalice]

I would kill for a boss like that

[MaJoRsToNeR436]

Besides getting it into the building, how the fuck is it still together? It looks bout ready to fall apart, and its funny though how he says it happens all the time in that tone

[redmax28]

that got a little FUBAR at the end....

[BootiPirate]

Thats A Nice White Wall

[darkmaster426]

The girl says, "Let me go you prick! I didn't steel anything! Let me go right now!"

Oh yeah. Benefit of being Vietnamese.

[JazlynHenderson]

@darkmaster426 I know right?

[scottski02]

Anyone else wonder how Trevor got that bed up the stairs? Or for that matter, how he even got it to the building? He must have been getting some weird looks on the subway.

[lilswagger253]

i understood everything she sed..........dont ask

[uchiora]

XD

[sonamy10]

shes hot.

[brazilking]

lol YES YOU DID!...Yes you did...

[MaJoRsToNeR436]

Its just a pimp stabbing a stripper, it happens all the time

[hai31]

I'm a vietnamese and i can fully understand all what the hooker and the pimp said, and i say that guy above me only correct bout 40%.

Like: "Thả em ra"(Let me go)

"Anh chưa có trả tiền"( You haven't pay me yet )

"Em không có lấy" (I didn't steal it)

Things like that. But i like his version better, even though they made up.

[JamesFrizell]

Every time I watch these videos, I always finish wondering what the fuck I just watched...

[bigdaddyaen]

Things were going smoothly, before they turned WHOREable.

[ilyLaura1]

@bigdaddyaen

Like this joke. lol

[highlander5523]

yea get that bitch

[ConfusedDuck1]

is like on tv or youtube only

[Mimsypoo]

Bergman-Sachs was in the sniper business sketch too

[ciavarella1292]

Nice tits

[physchohead24]

Why would he call the cops, he has a hooker!

[coyote7272]

omg i need to get me one of those

[FNEIN]

lolollollolll vietnamese hooker

[SwisherSarcasm]

search porter paradox and watch his life with a big head episodes.

[maddog733]

RAPE HIM!!!

[miatageekscott]

I am peeing my pants at this

[flairinstinto]

what exactly was the asian hookers name out of curiosity

[breathless273]

"YES YOU DID"

[Spinosaur101]

When does the new season start!?

[FOGHATfan4life]

seasin 3 is out i am not sure when the fourth one will start but i do know that there will be a fourth one

[Qazproductions1]

Hope she doesn't get grapped. By a grappist.

[novatroop]

@Qazproductions1 its not grapped, Its graped, Grapist, Not grappist, Sorry if you are annoyed by people correcting grammar. lol... grapist. IM GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU

[Qazproductions1]

-.-' ya whatev.

[novatroop]

Still funny tho. lol. Amirite qaz?

[Qazproductions1]

You got that right! :P

[novatroop]

@Qazproductions1 The WKUK Are hilarious lads.

[Qazproductions1]

@novatroop XD hahahhaah ya!

[novatroop]

And scottish and british are EPIC. Im a scot AND A brit. :D

[Qazproductions1]

@novatroop my mom's brit! :P

[novatroop]

Bloody cool.

[Qazproductions1]

Ya got that right old chap.

[novatroop]

Lol send a friend request.

[Qazproductions1]

Shure!! :P

[AceMasta3]

lol.

[PocusUK]

I like some WKYK stuff but they have a tendancy to drag out their scenes far too long

[BloodOfAmon]

...Why did he bring the bed in, anyway? O.o

[SinbladeZen]

its a joke

[Vintexen]

They're handcuffed to it......

[latinochick9889]

Dnt worry its jst a pimp stabbin one of his tricks it happens all da timm

[LaLurve]

ahahahahahahahaha freaking love this

[combatarmz4ev]

STABED IN THE DANGER ZONE!

[JoeMaMaPWNU]

hey fuck u snagglepuss28 suck my cock

[isk8erboi]

too bad you dont have one ha no im just kidding

[JoeMaMaPWNU]

i can tell what shes saying shes vietnamese by the way

[snagglepuss28]

NO REALLY?!

If you watched the video you would know

[aDumbassViet]

it's really awkward when you DO understand what she's saying hahah

but funny as hell nonethelessss

[VFVhho]

what is she saying??

[KaiserinFrederick]

I agree with you....... You have no idea how messed this is

[Roxer777]

the sad truth is that actually happens all the time.. for a moment i wish to know the lenguage so i can understend whats she saying jajaja still funny as hell

[KaiserinFrederick]

She's basically saying (In a accent):

Let me go (RIGHT NOW)

You bastard

I haven't eaten yet

I didn't take anything

Give me my money right now

he hasn't paid me yet

(You know I really can't tell you EXACTLY what she said becasue her accent is so bad but this is about it)

[MoaiMaea]

And you know this because ... ?

[KaiserinFrederick]

I have a friend who is Viet-namese and she happened to watch the video with me and translate! Xd Have lots of friends help!

[Roxas2k9]

lol what was the translation? just a snippet of the funniest bits

[MoaiMaea]

Ah, alright :>

[gaaramax1235]

what was the translation?

[Visser0x]

I love you.

[OGBIZZ]

Ha, I keep tryin to listen to him, but the bitch keeps distracting me =P

[Airsoftdude615]

that's wat the other guys were thinking lol

[13TeK11]

ahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahaah­ahhaahahahah my god trevor is priceless :°D

[steal77theif]

just a pimp... stabbing his trick. happens all the time LOL xD

[youngboy129]

"Dont worry thats just her pimp," LOL

[compactsoul2]

your an idiot arent you

[HiTEqMETHOD]

irony.

[Fresnos]

@dudey7ftw No you wouldn't.

[thestarkiller64]

you are gay dudey7ftw

[Madaraoftheuchiha]

so u steal wallets.....i thought asians were meant to be smart he isnt evn being racist

[dudey7ftw]

@Madaraoftheuchiha Well im not being serious and i do not steal wallets

[noobtube117095]

happens all the time....

[ATAntony77]

He's just stabing her with a pin.

[jorel658]

smashes the ground and they got screwed...

WOW SUPER EMPLOYEE O_O

[0zzyQsbourne]

"its just a pimp...stabing his trich..happens all the time"

[lovinnkaylaxox]

trick?

[dudey7ftw]

@0zzyQsbourne Lmao

[cdude69420]

edbassmaster ftw

[denfilade]

Wow, that was whore-ible.

[thegreenlanternsucks]

lolololololololololol 0:50

[xOverYONDERx9]

thats a bit too far..

[Deceptakon101]

bhahahahaha this is some funny fukin shit

[demented36]

they must have add or something

[blubberluver18]

Like a boss.

[dLimboStick]

Pimp stabbing his trick? You mean ho. You the trick, she the ho.

[myworldisDance]

Whose the guy at 2:06? He's hot!

[hottluv32]

@myworldisDance I would call him a DNA mix of Chris Pine and Chace Crawford...his name is Zach Craggen (28)

[Preevyew]

I think it's funnier if you understand her.

[ksm8368]

what language is that?

[FeedDaBeast]

it's vietnamese, he said it himself.

[AnonymousViewer1]

Here's what she said, from the beginning of the video:

"Let me go, let me go right now!"

"I didn't steal your wallet, you filthy dog!"

"What did you call me? A whore? You dog!"

"Let me go!" (x4)

"You tried to stick it in my ass!"

"Maybe if you hadn't hog-tied me and slowly strangled me with an extension chord, I wouldn't have swallowed the key!"

(pimp comes in and says "What are you doing?")

"He dressed me up like a pony and called me Fuckface McUglytits!"

(pimp stabs her)

[holtra]

thank you.. ^^

[TheAmazingstarman]

are you makin this up?

[AnonymousViewer1]

No!

... maybe.

[hottluv32]

@AnonymousViewer1 did you see any blood when he stabs the girl?

[J3FFM3T4]

WTF IS THE GRAPH THING FO

[fukwatuwant]

Hot as Asian dawg

[MapleFr3ak]

I actually understood most of the Vietnamese (which is real) except for what sounds like "suck a chong."

[weerd2normal]

what was she saying, is been on the top of mind since i have seen this

[MapleFr3ak]

Let me go right now!

*couldn't make out the line after "steal my wallet"*

I didn't take anything!

*can't make out next line*

Let me go! Let me go right now! I didn't take the key!(?) Let me go! *can't make out the yelling* "Let me go!" a few more times. Something right now. Something. I don't have the key! Blah blah. You didn't pay me yet! What did you say? Let me go! etc

Pimp comes:

What are you doing?

He didn't pay me yet! *something*

Hey you! What are you doing?

He didn't pay me yet! Stabbin

[weerd2normal]

thanks

[americanpsycho09231]

LOL I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be the same guy from Sniper Business. He's even talking about the Bergman Sax merger.

[dave38x]

and he's wearing the same wig as well...

[weerd2normal]

that would be hard to get around wouldnt it, an asian hooker screaming in your conference

[Azndude1234]

Lol.... haha... Wtf... this is pretty messed up, but its still hilarious haha

[fearless237]

1: funny but messed up...

2: ........

3:LOL look at all the comments below this that are saying or trying to say what the hore was saying lol !!!

[Azeduori]

Oh and 'what are you saying about me' and 'I didn't do anything'.

[Azeduori]

Meh, can't really hear her too properly, but apparently she's calling him a dog, and that she doesn't have the key, *nods*

[josh420masterB]

"It's just a pimp, stabbing his trick"

[Wazzupboy08]

can some one plz tell me what shes saying lol

[Totennebel]

She's actually just saying "Let me go! Let me go! " all the time.

[toanieb]

Let me go let me go lol its vietnamese

[soc33gash81]

"Filthy DOG! I don't have ur fuckin key..." " I don't care if it was your birthday..." "I went for wallet because you try to skimp on pay"

[knights4everman]

ahahaha thats hiarious!

[soc33gash81]

hard to decipher a lot of it sooo... sorry

[testtube173]

"it's just a pimp, stabbing his trick."

[cavemansmashyou]

what is she saying lol

[IOS123]

I understand EVERYWORDS she said. LMAO!!!

[IOS123]

lol, shes Vietnamese.

[RedFaris]

"Ok gentleman, let me just start off by addressing the elephant in the room."

Epic line.

[MrRyuku1002]

WTF

[iToxicMuffin13]

Lmao "It's just a pimp, stabbing his trick. Happens all the time." XD

[KaiserD]

i agree with Pirate Pontius Pilate, it could have been any color person or whatever, doesnt matter, the fact that he brought her and everything was fun, the fact that she spoke a fake language that sounded foreign just made it a bit funnier because if it was some white trash hooker, hearing the comments would detract from the skit

[XxStevenLexX]

You do realize she was really speaking Vietnamese, which is an actual language, right?

And yes, I could understand what she saying.

[KingGant]

dude wearing bondage shit to a meeting

[jkorte666]

its just a pimp stabbing his trick.... happens all tthe time

lol

[IRellevant]

that happened to me in a dream once

[maryfromthebus45]

YES YOU DID......yes you did

[Lickylickylili]

no shit

[gyube]

"EXCEPT this vid" because you're fine with them making fun of all/any other possibly offensive subjects? Is that it? You racist.

I'm Asian and I did not find this racist. I found you to be racist and an idiot as well, NightWind420. Pulling out the "race card" so hastily only makes you annoying. Hell, I've never met a respectable Vietnamese person so maybe it is with race after all. Unless you want to prove me wrong (and so far you're not helping).

[PiratePontiusPilate]

No, dude, you're seeing this the wrong way. It could have been a white hooker, or a black hooker, or any hooker for that matter. The fact that she's asian isn't the funny part. The fact that a CEO brought a hooker to a board meeting is the funny part, because that's not how things happen.

[SammySamSam5]

i agree

[chokefiend]

i found nothing racist about this sketch other than the fact a race was indicated. so i'm guessing it's automatically racism to identify ethnic backgrounds? the only defamatory term used was "whore".

those of you looking for a political cause to ramp up, look elsewhere. it's fucking comedy. sheesh. laugh a little.

[TimidPictures]

i really hate you pussy ass people who point the racist finger at white people only. racism is universal. all races are racist. grow the fuck up

[pothead930]

I brought my "A" game today. LOLZ

[MrDrTran]

i kno wats shes saying cuz im vietnamese

[madseadog]

sharing is caring :)

[NightWind420]

Retard. That sounds nothing like viet.

its mocking our language with jibberish.

[chelseahot3]

but its not even a rael language shes speaking dumbie..lol

[graymancharge]

thats not real vietnamese!!!

i didn´t hear a single "meluv yu loong time"!!!

(joking)

[zChopstickx]

Not funny. Racist narb.

[zitloaf]

yeah this sure is racist dumbass. but if it was a white person it's not racist.

[zChopstickx]

I was talking to GrayManCharge. This Clip is funny but, Graymancharge isn't funny.

[TheShazbah]

fail

[littleninjaboi]

lmao

they're actually speaking real vietnamese xD

[xboxfreak1886]

how you know?

[littleninjaboi]

lol

cuz im vietnamese xD

[xboxfreak1886]

no fair! unfair advantage!!!! D:

[littleninjaboi]

lol

at 2:46

she says

" wut did u call me bitch!?"

xD

[xboxfreak1886]

hahaha!

[K1rKyBoY]

lol thats just her pimp

[MrGameposter]

I swear that pimp was stabbing her vagina...

[Dethtallica73]

yes. with his penis. lol

[mickys411]

this is great

Tervor is acting so serious and the look on the other guys' faces is just priceless

[sweetnsouthern434]

Good youtube, good...

[sli3ntkill]

sir can i ask whats going on!!!!!!!!!!!

[K1rKyBoY]

'thats just her pimp leave her alone" hahaa

[Kakerate2]

what channel is this on, ifc? whats that? i have dish network...so any specifics on where i could watch? =)

[defac1a]

IFC comes with the 2nd package from dish that offers a few more channels than the standard subscription

[ComaLies225]

IFC

[anestheticroses]

trevor looks sexy with a mustache

[alexz621]

her vietnamese isnt that hard you ppl just suck at vietnamese

[phx13balla]

well i dont know that many people that know vietnamese.

[brandonman94]

What is up with them and the "Bergman-Sax" merger? I think that's the same one that was part of the Sniper on the Roof clip.

[Darthwannabe]

yeah it was lmfao

[amayagab]

Sounds like she's yelling Dr. Jones.

[MetalMaster560]

lol one of the best clips of the show!

[musicluva78]

she doesn't even look asian. . .