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  • U call that scared

  • Omg!!!! In the face!!!!!!! :P

  • Free Reset Button >>> 0:25

  • w-o-w -.-''

  • When my dog farts, boy to you know about it. Ever heard of silent yet deadly?

  • he aint scared of them the just thinks "well i aint staying here no more"

  • i bet they stink like shit

  • My dog has the worst farts ever, they smell SOO bad!! I always say to him, "did you have a tinky?" (like stinky)

  • OMG MY DOG burbs, she will look at u lovingly and then opens her mouth like those computer generated movies (but with real dogs) and just burps! she is my mini schnauzar mini sister!

  • the people who say dogs cant fart obviously havent been exposed to dogs. ever.

  • i feel like that fart smelled really bad lol. my dog has the silent but deadly farts. they smell like sardines!

  • @AllTimeAesthetic Your dog is just like mine! :b

  • why nobody says anything about the fact he's farting on his mouth..

  • Uh, it's the butt HOLE that makes the sound when the air/gas goes through- not the cheeks :)

  • Hahaha the cat just looks down at the dog like "Disgusting filthy dog UGH!"

  • This is a set up - dogs can't physically make a sound, it's the way their sphyncter is set up, they have two. Not possible, what a croc.

  • @1sttube my dog farts ALL the time and most of the time theyre just as loud as humans with butt cheeks :D

  • @xDoomerser agree. But the cheeks make it sound funnier

  • love the cat on the couch!!! :)

  • Glad that's not my couch!!!

  • My dog make sounds when he's farting, real sounds :/ sometimes, when he farts asleep, sounds just like a balloon deflating, but mostly when he's pooping, sounds kinda like pppprrrrrllhhh!!! jajajaj xD disgustingly funny!!

  • STUPID STINKY LOL JK

  • Oh my bloody gosh, what a stink! :-D

  • wow he really ran for his life their.

  • the cat is like "dumbass..."

  • Cats all like "FML..."

  • my dog makes more like a hissing sound lol

  • my dog makes more like a hising sound lol

  • it's a fart machine guys

  • Dog farts smell much worse than most people farts.

  • omg so louuud hahahaha

  • wow .. ive lived through that ..

    i woz walking with my dog upstairs. following him, when he farts and panics, which ends up at the bottomg of stairs ..

    DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR DOG UPSTAIRS NO MATTER WHAT

  • the cat above is like "pfft, dogs.."

  • gas in run out!

  • The cat just stared at him like: "O.O"

  • watch how he licks the smell of his nose

  • MY DOG DOES THAT ALL THE TIME!!! grossss! (sometimes it's on my bed!) 0_o

  • the cat just sits there watching

  • dog farts dont sound like that

  • My huge retriever mix, Bossco, used to be scared of his own farts too. Of course, he did have a good reason to be. Once, as a young dog, we were laying about on a Sunday morning in bed. I was reading the paper, which had, thankfully, gotten spread about on the bed, even under Boss. He was asleep laying on his back when suddenly a poop slid out of him. He was, if possible, even more shocked than me, carefully rolled and got off the bed. Fart fears were born; what if MORE THAN AIR SHOOTS OUT?

  • :/ Dog .. .can make noise when they fart? D: My dog doesnt do that.

  • that is a butiful dog!!!!!1

  • yeah..... that was not a dog fart... dog farts just sound like white noise.......

  • i was actually outside and i was letting my dog out and he started to crap and in the middle of it he let out a gigantic fart that echoed around the neighborhood,i was laughing for about 10 minutes :D

  • @redsfan269 you dont need but cheeks to make a fart sound. In fact it has nothing to do with it. The sound comes from with in the body when the air is being forced out of the anus. @ the maker of this movie... your dog didn't look so scared to me all he did was get up and leave.

  • i dont knwo what it is but the intro music and dogs farting just dont go together lol

  • LMFAO REDFANS

  • The cats just like wtf.

  • when my pit-bullmastif-boxer pup was about four months.he was outside and passed gas for the first time..he jumped around like something bit him and of course everytime he jumped he tooted and this lasted for about five mins..i was laughing so hard i couldnt get up..i am so happy you finally caught yours on tape ...tooo funny rofl

  • my dog farts whenever it sneezes.....

  • He farted in his mouth LOL

  • hahaha hilarous :)

    

  • my dog usually doesn't fart, but when she does, it's when she's walking slowly up the steps and you're walking behind her !

  • What the f""" was that. I had my face down there and everything

  • Rarely hear them cuz dogs are masters of the SBD, usually just smell them. My husband ALWAYS tries to blame one of the dogs. And I say, "The dogs weren't eating beef and bean burritos w/ extra jalapenos, now were they?"

  • it was the cat, it was the cat, not the dog!

  • its not scared, it probably just smells like shit

  • lol at 0:30 The cat's like "That's Gross man!"

  • just because he farts and then walks away doesnt mean hes scared of his farts, hes probably "spreading the love" (more like the stench, cuz i kno my dogs have killer farts!)

  • How the hell did it make a sound?!? I mean dogs don't have butt cheeks so how else would it make the sound?

  • @redsfan269 Ahhh....the butt cheek mystery. A good question that I cannot explain.

  • @matttchapman ive heard dogs fart loudly before. its rare yes most of them are those god awful SBD's

  • @matttchapman the sound isn't the cheeks slapping, it's the sphincter opening and closing really fast added to the air escaping :3 (wiki'd it when i was baked once lol)

  • @redsfan269 The sound doesn't come from your butt cheeks. Google it, man.

  • @redsfan269 my dog makes noise, the noise is from the air traveling through the bowels fast, or through the end of them, not from the buttcheeks

  • @redsfan269 Your mom goes to college.

  • @redsfan269 it is science noises are viberations and yeah

  • @redsfan269 Many people think the buttcheeks is what makes the sound when they fart. They think the sound is caused by the cheeks vibrating. That is partially true. But the butt cheeks aren't 100% responsible for the noise. It depends on the pressure of the gas on how loud or silent a fart is and the mixture ratio of the methane and other gasses associated with a fart. What happens when someone or something farts is a chemical reaction takes place in the anus and the gasses expand.

  • @redsfan269 What you hear is the explosions taking place in the anus then sometimes the cheeks will vibrate enhancing the sound as the gas passes through. The silent farts are the most dangerous because there are fumes from fermentation from certain foods such as beans and when it gets so high, it prevents a chemical reaction from taking place which no noise will be made, the "bad gas" will pass out without a sound even through the cheeks and others will not know about it until the smell hits.

  • @redsfan269 actually contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. its produced by vibrations of the anal opening. sound depends on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. so there u go! :)

  • @WattsyName gross

  • @WattsyName wow,just wow...

    

  • @redsfan269 Farts come from arseholes not buttcheeks. Pretty sure dogs have those.

  • @redsfan269 IT'S CALLED A SPHINCTER MUSCLE

    

  • @redsfan269 its not the buttcheeks that make the sounds, its the pressure of it going out of your anus....thats where it vibrates, against the muscles of your butthole....dogs have buttholes.

  • @redsfan269 The dog is a ventriloquist!

  • @redsfan269 it made that sound cuz ur azz cheeks are pushed together at it squeezes through the crack. his nose must of blocked some of his arsehole and it made that noise.

  • @redsfan269 the methane escapes the dirty hole with so much velocity that it vibrates the the tight skin around it. very much like air escaping a balloon. except it's gas. and it's not a balloon. it's an asshole. and it stinks.

  • @redsfan269 There's a theory that it's actually the sphincter making the noise. It's possible~

  • @redsfan269 - it's not just the butt cheeks that make the sound, it's the air passing through a small space (like when you make a fart sound with your mouth)

  • @redsfan269 my dogs do. I mean make a sound not have butt cheeks.

  • @redsfan269 I often spread goth my butt cheeks with both hands so that the fart will come out smoothly and that it won't linger between my cheeks. even when I do that, it makes a sound. it's the sound of the air passing through the sphincter that makes a sound. The cheeks just add the flubbaflubbaflubba effect.

  • @redsfan269 do you know how to play a brass instrument? it's the same thing with a fart. except instead of your lips vibrating... well... it's your bumhole :)

  • @cheeseintheair you have an asshole in your mouth is what your saying

  • @redsfan269 the sphincter does the sound dude.

  • @redsfan269

    my dog's make noise as he goes down the stairs. i like the warning. i think because it comes out quickly thru the u know what, so like in quick bursts like if you were letting the air out of a balloon and pinching it off.

  • @redsfan269 maybe it was because of the couch? idk

  • @redsfan269 trust me my dogs does its nasty, he to is scared of them he jumps up all suprised and looking around even more so then then his

  • my dog strategically attempts to get the best reaction out of those around, so it depends on if his farts actually make any sound. But yeah, not too fond of the rotten eggs/bad gym socks/burning rubber odor. Blech! X(

  • Anyone notice the cat?

  • I WONDER HOW TO TALK LIKE YODA, I SHOULD WATCH A FUNNY VID ABOUT IT BY BLUART 72 .

    POPPOOOOO IN DA MOUF

  • Who are you kidding ? That wasn' t the dog. That was you. Blaming the dog is cruel. I've sent this video off to the ASPCA.

  • @westeightyone what you on about. THIS IS NOT Cruel and is real

  • my dog cooper's are also silent but deadly=D

  • my brother do that kind of magic to =p

  • And you spent hours of filming for this?

  • The dogs licking it's balls before it lets rip. Explains alot.

  • The cat is like : what a retard..

  • Makes me recall my dog Jessy... He would crawl up your lap, look all sweet and such and made you cuddle him, then he would just suddenly stand up and lay on another chair... watching and waggling his tail in this... mischievious way... waiting... Then just when you would ask him why he was staring at you... YOU would smell it!!! He had the biggest fun in pulling that joke on people... LOL

  • @DutchieOnline i actually lolled at that :P

  • my dogs fart is silent but deadly. ;))

  • These comments made me laugh harder than the actual video.

  • that dog now has pink eye

  • lol I don't really know many people who film their dogs farting and take endless attempts. Actually, I don't know anyone who does that. But now I know you. And that dog is evil. My dog does about 10 silent but deadly farts and it's killing me lol

  • he wasn't even scared of his fart, he's just like: "ok now i'm going to get out of here before anyone suspects me"

  • Wow thats one loud farty fart O:<

  • He farted directly onto his face lol

  • My Rotterman is the same way! If he let's a silent but deadly fart he will move to the other side of the room. Not even he can handle his smell,lol

  • some one haz a frog in his butt

  • gayy music! coooool!!!

  • This is actually funny. THIS literally made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.

  • I like how the cat is just watching him like o.e

  • i remember the 1st time my dog farted. it sounded my dog (of 8 moths) looked at me and suddenly my dad and I at the same time asked to each other "did you farted"... "no!" me- wait... looked down* Snoopy!!!

  • lol, i love this. it's funny how dogs fart louder and louder and burp more often the older they get.. just like that happens to us in old age! lol

  • I only gave it thumbs up because he's such a beautiful dog:)

  • CUTTTEZZZZZZZ :D

  • i like the cat after the fart meow!!!!

  • dumb but funny

  • the cat on the cauch is so chill about everything :)

  • I dont think hes scared, but more that hes thinking: im outa here :o

  • I want 41 seconds of my life back

  • my dog is 8 years old getting 9 in February and when he farts he's like " Was that you? " and then you say his name and hes like Damn it! puts up the prankster face and wiggles his tail to get the smell away from himself but that just makes it spread even more around and it doesn't smell very nice lol

  • Did that dog just fart in it's own mouth?

  • Poor cat :| he's like OMG! I can't believe I can't relax without this dog doing his thing! :\ yeak!

  • my pug farts all the time mostly when i hug her two hard...

  • Lol x

  • He farted in his own mouth! :O

  • oh wow hours i can get my dog farting in a minute if i miss that i need to wait another minute

  • Ok

    *pooop*

    O.O*

    -walkes away-

  • Dog's have a good memory and remember if they've been chastised in any way for having farted in the past. Which is why your dog, 'runs away', when it blows off. I remember a scene from an old comedy movie in which an old butler farted and the dog in the same scene ran under a table. The catchphrase being,' It's ok. We always beat the dog when Hudson, (the bultier), breaks wind.'

  • my dog used to fart then look at someone as if hes trying to blame them!

  • my dog will fart and they SMELL, when he farts he'll just stare at his butt for like 30 min...haha, he doesn't realize it's him XD

  • Dog *chew chew chew* *fart* HOLY SHIT!

    Cat: Dude.......Wtf man

  • he farted in his mouth XD

  • I reached through a mans keyboard and shoved his mouth up his nose once.

  • so magical

  • LOLLLLL That dog just got a cup cake

  • woah poor dog it fated in it's own mouth... :S

  • @peppers1616 HAHAHAHA

  • The cat like what the hell... LOL

  • my dogs farts never make any sound. no sound = no warning. :(

  • @TheOnlyAttrition The worst kind.

  • @matttchapman silent but deadly!

  • @matttchapman It's called a silent and deadly xD

  • @matttchapman omfg your dog looks just like mine and his name is the same

    wow

  • @xxxXXXrockband2XXXxx No way! Is your dog a "red fox" version of the yellow lab too?

  • @matttchapman no lol

  • @TheOnlyAttrition silent but deadly

  • @TheOnlyAttrition silent but violent, i prefer loud but proud! :P

  • @TheOnlyAttrition ye silent but violent (sry for bad spelling)

  • @TheOnlyAttrition silent but deadly! LOL

  • @TheOnlyAttrition hahaha mine to

  • @TheOnlyAttrition hahaha mine to!

  • @TheOnlyAttrition yea...blame it on the dog. you have a hienna too? i heard one after you farted.

  • @TheOnlyAttrition my dog has farts so bad it makes you wanna explode, pass out, or RUN FOR UR LIFE! most of the time we hear it...he sits next to me to do the silent ones O.o idk why..... SILENT BUT DEADLY! XD

  • @TheOnlyAttrition my bro aint any different

  • @TheOnlyAttrition that's the ninja fart,silent,but mortal

  • he wasnt scared! He was probley just embaressed!

  • magic and hope and wonder shall be brought to the world because of a fart!

    -.-

  • what happened.?

  • at the beggining it seem like it was a show

  • sounds like the lady farted.what a pigdog.

  • i dunno why but that song GETS ON MY NERVES! xD

  • @pArtYaNImAaL I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, and this is how it goes.

  • he wasnt scared, he was fartin and walkin away like people do. Lol, you dont stay where u fart, u walk away from it and hope people blame someone else

  • Thats not scared...

  • didnt looks like its even nearly got scared...

  • hahaha! oh and out of curiousity's sake, who's the cat that was on the couch, he/she looks like some well placed prop than a real live cat....

  • looks to me like he got a good facefull of fart there,

    I dont' think I would like my farts if that happened to me either!

  • @matttchapman what breed is your dog? boxweiler?

  • @thehiphopangel1994 nope, he is a lab retriever

  • fart machine you idiots! wow, u actually believed it wass real! smart ones... reatards!

  • @TheBlur2010 wow do you got to be a shithead about it you probably drop out of school at the age of 10.Now...quit acting like you'er inteligent asshole!

  • haha

  • It was actually the cat on the sofa that put farting powder in the dogs water bowl. It is waiting for a reaction.

  • I think I've hit a new low - watching dog farts online!

  • XD Your dog is smart not scared, he's crop dusting haha. Watch out!

  • lol wise move to walk away.

    numerous times, my dog would be lying on my lap while i'm watching tv or something then she'd do a 'silent but deadly' fart

  • i like turtles :)

  • Dog - Ahh shit not again...

  • IT farted on its own noes... how could it not feel it coming!? LOL