Bono - What do you want from me?

[squeakerone]

The truth? Nothing Bono, nothing. So stop.

[Lunasct]

I love Bono, so handsome :)

[KITCHENOFDISTINCTION]

TAX AVOIDANCE IS REALLY SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RICH (MORE SO WHEN MEGA RICH). LEGAL, PROBABLY,WITH YOUR LAWYERS, BUT STILL SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SUPPOSEDLY CARE ABOUT THE POOR.

[U2Chick]

@KITCHENOFDISTINCTION Well, maybe he uses the money on the poor instead?

[Lawnea93]

What, What, What?? Watta man !!



[clmsntigr113]

Bono is the man. He was still cool in those. He is a tad bit cheesy now

[superclaydude]

@clmsntigr113 agreed. he's a mere shadow of what he was like in his glory days. His massive ego has overtaken him.

[theedge2009]

he was drunk :P

[karaokevox]

He makes cute babies, too!

[jdig1984]

he helps himself.im entitled to my opinion just cause you love him doesent mean i have to. your the idiot you dont like my opinion then so be it.

[jdig1984]

as a irish person i like u2 but not bono anymore he is a self obsessed ego maniac who is a tax dodger in his own country and shits on about the kids in africa now dont get me wrong nothing wrong with that but ive never heard of him speaking out for irish charities his wife does but for old bono there isnt enough world wide attention for him to do that

[Mrsilenciobackgammon]

I've actually stuck a camera in his face and he was super nice about it. Had he reacted like that I probably would have crawled into a hole and died.

[Georgikinz]

love this! :D

[LadyJadeLight]

THAT ... was funny..

I mean... truthful funny LMAO.

[dancer3110]

what, what, what, what, what do you want from me....lol, that was classic!

[ricjuk]

ah the good old days before he decided he needed to wear those stupid sunglasses every second of every day....

[JoRu94]

@ricjuk Okay, so now you get to decide whether you want over-sensitive eyes or not! Seriously, he's not wearing it because he thinks it will make him cool, if that's what you thought.

[jesubono]

@ricjuk He wears sunglasses since 1992...

[crazychicks225]

Bono is so awesome :) ♥

[breda83]

@crazychicks225 grow up ffs

[Del4Mar]

looks young here

[supercooldude2121]

@Del4Mar 2000 40 years

[martilook]

Haha. I love him.

Cute video. So, so, so, so.

[humbletim10]

i love bono! so great how is has like made world peace and no one is fighting in the world any more all because of him!!!

[888nd]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh U2 bono

[johnnydinkis2]

that reminds me, i want you to play zooropa you dick!

[Maarflober]

Bono is the best ♥

[agizzleg]

Haha I love his little random peace sign at the end. He's so goddamn cute! I just wanna squeeze him.

[jdig1984]

@agizzleg when you do squeeze him will you make sure you cut off his circulation please

[xxXPinkOreoXxx]

@jdig1984 u r a total complete idiot!! Bono is one of the greatest guyz on the planet!! im sure hes accomplished more in his life than u have!!! and ur hatin on him for helping the children in africa!!? wats ur problem!! ur sick and ur jst jealous that bono actually has a life and ur stuck comlaining about him on youtube! if u dont lyk bono then dont watch the video, stupid!! Sure he has an ego, evryone duz!! but wen ur as great as he is ur allowed to!! Keep ur sick remarks about bone to urself!

[MrJamsha14]

@xxXPinkOreoXxx your so right if i was bono id have a massive ego... and as for jdig1984 im irish as well ... idk how u cant like bono... i mean common hes the man... hes like and old man and 20 year old women throw themselves on him

[Monterey2am]

Bono is God. ....and my brother.

[Nefertete1980]

Yeah!

[Nefertete1980]

Ooh, the christian speaks!

[Nefertete1980]

Some racist bitch follows me around and some freak hopes that I have had a sex change so he stalks me.

Where did the normal people go???

[zealotnut]

Now look, it's clear boner's a gay icon, my sister reckons poo2 are v popular in the gay clubs in town. Lots of Trannies have a crush on him. Where did the all normal people go? Ironic question coming from a freak.

[Nefertete1980]

Gay icon?? Hahaha! So how do you know that? And you're still hoping I'm a 'Trannie'?? Bet you're not used to the fact a woman writes to you, even when in a fight. But you are only used to police threats coming from any woman! "Fuck off you freak! Back off, I,ve got a knife!" or "Police, help me! He calls himself Zealotnut and he dropped his pants! Eeuw!!"

And you consider yourself as normal? Seek some help, paranoid freak!

[Nefertete1980]

U2 rules!

[Nefertete1980]

Hahaa! Well said, Monterey! Oooh zealotnuttypissingnexttothepot­ty wants to save us from the big bad Bono and his disciples of EvilU2!!

[zealotnut]

Elevation Partners-Pandemic Studios-Creative technologies.

[zealotnut]

c.i.a.

how benevolent

[cosmoswasp]

now yoube leavin this lovely guy alone now fer ficksake.........what a wanker.............a benevolent idiiot..........you are indeed correct zealotnut............I see Nefertete is sl hangn around.

[Monterey2am]

well well, you sad fucker. Now you have brought in one of your bubble gum brain fuck wit 'friends' cosmoswasp' to criticise. So transparent. Or worse still, is it you under a different user name... yes, I suspect so.

You backward primitive ape.

[zealotnut]

Monterey2am

You are a deluded emotional cripple.

I am not cosmoswasp.

You're wrong yet again.

I win.

[Monterey2am]

Greetings cosmosewasp. I've just read your deeply meaningful, well constructed, almost understandable messages. You are a veritable Napoleon of the written word are you not? Well, either that or a retarded airhead ho hangs around under different user names.

When will you lose your virginity?

[Nefertete1980]

I LOVE U2!!!

[Nefertete1980]

Somebody's a chicken and blocked me from his channel!

[zealotnut]

That's been done a long time, eejit.

[Nefertete1980]

What? That you have nothing more to say? Or your search for one single Dutch swearword?

[zealotnut]

Well, i don't think much of that veinzer sir bobby gandalf either.

[Nefertete1980]

Veinzer? Whahahahahahaha!!! LOL! It took you all night to look that up?! You don't use that word in that context! And you want an discussion on Bob Geldof here? It seems OUT OF CONTEXT here also.

You're out of context so therefor you are the weakest link! *veinzer* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h!

[Nefertete1980]

hee, hypocriete lul, are you still there?

[cosmoswasp]

EEJIT

[Nefertete1980]

U2 FOREVER!!!

[Monterey2am]

This is a great man who is not afraid to show his punk rock roots

[zealotnut]

Monterey2am

This is a great man who is not afraid to show his punk rock roots.

You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about .

[Nefertete1980]

He is. It's you who doesn't know what he talks about!

[zealotnut]

ooh

i don't know what oi talks about oi don't.

[Monterey2am]

I see others agree with me and not you, you arrogant pompous cock.

Oh how easy for those who contribute nothing to criticise those that contribute everything.

Think before you open your mouth and be more than an anonomous fool.

[Nefertete1980]

Hi, Monterey2am,

Zealotnut is just a loser who watches every single U2 vid on youtube just to piss at them. He gets off when he's having a fight with U2 fans. I think he bought tickets for the 360 Tour just for that reason! Keeps him hard for another 4 years. Don't be so hard on him, he's ugly and doesn't have a girlfriend.

[zealotnut]

ha ha

Is that the best you can do?

p.s. she loathes him also.

[Nefertete1980]

Loser. Do us a favour and throw your radio in the bathtub while you're in it.

[zealotnut]

Yes, i was correct.

That IS the best you can do!

[Monterey2am]

Its the best he can do AND the best I can do.

We know where you live and are on our way round to provide you with a good shoeing.

Dont ever come to Scotland you prick.

[Nefertete1980]

Hear hear!

[zealotnut]

Don't you mean 'here here' rather than hear hear?

As in, 'i can't bear to even look at boner the majority of the time, never mind listen to him'.

Here here!

[Nefertete1980]

Flikker op, lul!

[zealotnut]

Now that's not very pleasant of you.

Ik geef je moederdr van langs met een bespijkerde plank, en daarna schuif ik die bij je vader naar binene.

Flikker op, lul!

[Nefertete1980]

It took you quite long to search that on the internet. One advice: learn how to spell it correctly.

[zealotnut]

I look forward to your visit.

Failing that (which you'll do, doubtlessly), i'll be in Scotland this summer.

Lookin' forward to it.

[Monterey2am]

Thankyou Nefertete1980. I've just read this geek's profile - a crack head junkie.

Long live the mighty U2.

[Nefertete1980]

You're welcome! I had a discussion with that zealotnutter the other day and he's always on youtube! Always! And if you start a discussion with him, he claims to have been in the best private schools and claims that he graduated from Oxford University! LOL! That's why he is on youtube all the time!

Are you going to the U2 concert this summer?

Nefertete

[Monterey2am]

There are some sad people on here, especially sad when all they can do is criticise.

Yeah, I have tickets for Cardiff and London!! You?

[Nefertete1980]

You go to 2 concerts! You're lucky. I have tickets for Amsterdam. I can't wait! This will be the third time I'll see them live!

[zealotnut]

Yes i am guilty of being critical of greedy eugenicists.

[Nefertete1980]

Kun je nu eindelijk eens je gore kutbek houden en optyfen? Doe ons een lol en schiet jezelf voor je klotekop! Lulhoofd.

[Monterey2am]

Idiot, try your best... your best.. to stop judging others, especially those who have achieved enormous amounts for the poorest and most vulnerable in the world and then on their day off, wrote some of the best music of the 20th century.

Go back to Jay-Z fuckwit.

[zealotnut]

A perfect illustration of the behaviour of cult members.

Never question your leader, he is god.

[Nefertete1980]

hahahaha! The U2 fanclub is a dangerous cult! Hahaha!

cuttingthroughthenmatrixxxrigh­tnow.?.com

[Nefertete1980]

and now you have Bono's picture on your profile 5 times, hahaha! Looooserrrr

[zealotnut]

If you're Dutch, then why do you use americanisms such as loooooooserrrrrrr?

You sound like a child.

[Nefertete1980]

So you're starting to bash my English then? Out of comments on Bono?

In Dutch this is when we say:

UITGELULD!!!!

[zealotnut]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

the Mother Theresa of pop?

[bodonnavox]

madonna yep she is one beauty queen

[zealotnut]

madonna is NOT a beauty queen, she's an old qabbalistic hag.

[bodonnavox]

just shut up if ur a fan of u2 or not i wouldi'nt freakin care less

[Nefertete1980]

If you're a fan you defend your favourite group!

[bodonnavox]

u2 is NOT my favourite group boyzone and westlife are

[Nefertete1980]

haha! Cute! At least they're Irish

[bodonnavox]

they look like asians uggghhh

[Nefertete1980]

U2???

I'm half Asian. It you don't like it, FUCK OFF!! I hate racist cunts.

[bodonnavox]

and they sound australian

[zealotnut]

If you fail to recognise sarcasm that's your problem.

[zealotnut]

'a crack head junkie' LOL you know me so well.

Don't know exactly what you're smoking, but long live poo2?

boner must be nearly fifty years old!

[Nefertete1980]

Hurry up, searcing for more Dutch words on the internet? And you think I'm childish? It's more childish to show the world what swearwords you have learned in a foreign language. Hurry, hurry, sneller, slome! time's up.........

[zealotnut]

You started w/ the Dutch, child.

[Nefertete1980]

I know, buddy!

[zealotnut]

buddy?

[Nefertete1980]

oooohhh....ooops......forgot that mr zealotnutter gets reaaalllllyy angry when you call him that!!!!!

Are you crying yet, buddy?

[Nefertete1980]

Hurry up now! Reaction please! or are you uitgeluld again?

[Nefertete1980]

But that is my own language. How 'bout your Dutch? Skimmed internet for some fierce insults?

[Monterey2am]

Yes - you ARE a crack head junkie. You ignorant pompous cock.

When you come to Scotland, open your eyes and learn. Perhaps you should bring some armour aswell, thin you'll need it fuckwit.

[zealotnut]

Learn what exactly?

Bring some armour as well? What the fkn hell do i need that for? Listen to yourself, you're the fuckwit.

[Monterey2am]

You are a moron you fucking prick - thats why you need protection.

"Listen to yourself" - have you read your own comments on here, you bubble gum brain fuckwit.

[zealotnut]

Protection?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha­hahaaaaaahahahahahaaaahahahaha­hahaha

[Nefertete1980]

Protect yourself and kill yourself! Asshole!

[zealotnut]

Investigate (if you dare).

[Nefertete1980]

Zealotnut is an arsehole!

[zealotnut]

Nefertete1980 is a titty!

[Nefertete1980]

I see you still spread your spam amongst U2 fans. Loser!

[zealotnut]

Ouch.

You've really gone and hurt my feelings now.

Good luck with the sex change.

[bodonnavox]

if u guys shut up i would love to be a fan shame if it was white trash thnx to zealotnut i don't blame you sir i know people got diffrent taste of music nefertete ur beautiflul monterey2am i don't know what to say.

[zealotnut]

Shut your mouth you loathsome racist bitch.

[bodonnavox]

i thought u hated this band too

[Nefertete1980]

Hahaha! You hate them? Is that why one third of your youtube friends are U2 fans? You wanted to add me too. Pathetic!

You're just scared of Zealotnut and you're angry with me. Maybe that works with your mommy and daddy (they must be right winged rich people who spoil you too much, like that little bitch Paris H), but not with us.

Your bebo profile has a Bono avatar and your nickname is a fusion between "Bono Vox" and "Madonna", in case you forgot, d'oh!

Have fun with your Westlife cd's.

[bodonnavox]

look i'm not a happy person u kno kurt cobain died in the year when i was born and courtney love died in 97 when i was 3

and got possed in 2007- present u wish i should have a happy life than a sad life i bet u should

[Nefertete1980]

Courtney Love isn't dead.

You didn't answer my question above.

[zealotnut]

Yeah, bodonnavox, i don't like this band one bit and never have, i can't bear bubble gum stadium pop....i admit i hate boner too, but that has nothing whatsoever with his colour/ethnic background, it's because his ego is bigger than Jupiter and he's an integral part of the military/pharmaceutical/bread and circus-culture creation complex. Simple as that.

If you hate poo2, why have you been following me around for months bugging me?

You're not a happy person 'cause you are a self-obsessed brat

[bodonnavox]

you're supose to be my friggin lawer u physche

[Nefertete1980]

What the fuck is a 'lawer'??? And what is 'supose'??? And what do you mean by 'psyche'???

Please learn how to spell.

[bodonnavox]

i do know how to spell i like the new u2 much better that the old one full of white trash

[Nefertete1980]

You don't know how to spell. Go to school!

[Nefertete1980]

What's a 'techer'?

[bodonnavox]

teacher aide i meant

[zealotnut]

I only work criminal Crown Court cases, i'm not supposed to be YOUR anything, neither do i work juvenile cases nor do i work for ignorant little bitches.

What the fuck's a physche?

[pseudoslave]

sometimes you just gotta say it like it is!!LOL fer feck sake!!

[zealotnut]

yeah, snotty little boner worshipping bigoted racist bitch says ppl from Ireland have 'slanty eyes' and 'look like asians' e.t.c.

Betcha she's a fuckin' rich-kid too.

What an ignorant little hag.

[pseudoslave]

yep leave the brains at the door whiet ego and arrogance take over. the RICH sure are flaunting it at the moment............are they all braindead? the nastitness of the true spirit is spewing everywhere now, we can at last see the REAL peaple, bet they luv Jacko too!!

[zealotnut]

ha ha ha

Yeah, bet they love Jacko.

Jacko died at 50, boner's nearly 50, we can only live in hope. (boner's inherited all Jacko's 'jesus juice' too, look out children!)

[bodonnavox]

yeah i dreamt that debbie rowe visited me and when she was getting me and herself a cup of tea she just fell down dead

[Nefertete1980]

What the hell do you smoke?? And that mushroom soup you had for lunch... guess it s'thing other than mushroom mushrooms!

[essy111]

If I was fucking Bono away in the darkness of our bedroom and I was hearing him moan n groan till the point of him reaching orgasm I would suddenley reach for the light and switch it straight on and look him right in the eyes and make him see me! Whats the point in having sex if you cant see anything!

[bodonnavox]

essy111 ur comments r so touchable i don't know what to say

[essy111]

Could you be the real Bono using Bodonnavox as a user name your last comment sounds like its really coming from Bono

[bodonnavox]

its madonna too

[Nefertete1980]

lol!

[bodonnavox]

and what year was that 1987 or older i wasin't ever born u must b a teenager at that time eh heidi

[Love1RenRubenNicolai]

hahaha he is adorable =)

[u2MacPhisto09]

WHAT WHAT WHAT lol

[Gright]

Why would you want him to die? You can't help me see why because?

[idioot15]

god...I'd like to have sex with Bono...

[bodonnavox]

what minitue

[theedge2009]

youre hopeless

[abstractduk]

african exploiting nazi pop scum taser yourself in the face you dick bono

[zealotnut]

Well said!

[jpjames1]

"The lighting was good" i like that

[sally55510]

"what what what what do you want from me?" lol, i love Bono and his his cute irish accent

[thehype93]

HECK YES!!!!!

[kdude1234567]

In there pride video they look awsome

[mhmmXitsXkelly]

what what what what dou want from me? lmao!

[theedge2009]

ur a fool

[zealotnut]

boner is a cock.

So is the side...er...edge.

You're a hapless dullard for following this bunch of wankers.

[marrow777]

geeez Zealotnut leave poor Bono alone, he'sno match for you.........makin love with the lights on what an eejit!! probably needs the ight to find his bits.................edge needs to find a pesonality steadof sliminin off the big man!!

[zealotnut]

lol

[Nefertete1980]

Afraid that I'll comment on your channel, are you? lol

eikel.

[zealotnut]

Helpless bonerites - not welcome.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[joselo115]

que es este programa??como se llama el programa?