My mom had an astro. She ran it over some guys car on the highway, fucked up the guy's back, and folded her wheels underneath the van. And yes, because she's a woman.
I survived a 60 miles per hour collision this weekend with my sister and two best friends. The moment it happened, I thought we were all dead. The only thing that saved all of us was a whole list of factors about the angle of the strike, the position of our bodies, and the fact we were wearing seatbelts. We were all hospitalized but without one of those components we all would have been dead. Miracles happen. Please, please always wear seatbelts and drive safely.
I survived a 60 miles per hour collision this weekend with my sister and two best friends. The moment it happened, I thought we were all dead. The only thing that saved all of us was a whole list of factors about the angle of the strike, the position of our bodies, and the fact we were wearing seatbelts. We were all hospitalized but without one of those components we all would have been dead. Miracles happen. Please, please always wear seatbelts and drive safely.
@TheRunescapernerd No safety? What are you talking about..American cars are top for safety O.o Look at what was saturn. Look at ford and chevy safety rating.
@59summerset you're use to watching a crash test video where the moving vehicle hits a wall at what 30-40 mph, not 60, and hitting the wall head on. For an Astro this test was decent except for the rollover but then again it was a offset crash @60 with a higher center of gravity.
Not sure how its "much" stronger as both are pretty much totalled on the sides that made contact? Both are smashed in approx 2 feet, and move quite a bit. What strength are you seeing that isnt being shown on the video? Its a 4000 lb van versus a 5500lb pick up.
@DragonRory17: Stronger is not always better. If you hit a very stiff target like a tree or wall, the pickup shown here would protect you much more worse because more of the g-force energy is absorbed by the passengers. So the safety of a car depends also on the type of the accident. For example, a few years ago the NHTSA awarded the VW Passat as the "average" safest car, because it offered a good protection in most (not all) crash situations.
Erm 60kph = not far off 40mph. Which is much of the time what they (Euro NCAP at least) crash test vehicles at. Both of these vehicles are old and so the damage is reasonable for a 40mph crash. They do not normally crash test at 60mph.
wtf? you offering 2 cars for a crash test, and only let one of them speed?. how often do you frontal crash with someone who is standing still in 60mp/h? :s
One car doing 60mph or perhaps 60kph (far less than 60mph) crashing into a standing car with the handbrake off. So nothing like the 60mph + 60mph 2 car crash you're lead to believe it is.
Actually, since the pickup is stopped, this is only equivalent to a 30-30 mph crash. It's accurate if you hit a stopped truck at 60, but if he was going 60 as well, it would be much worse.
Sorry, I dont want to drop 50k on an R class, when I could have Porsche Cayenne, for the same price. I'm not bashing you for not liking American vans. I'm saying I hate Minivans, I find no use for them. One you grow a vagina when you buy one, And two they are just as bad on fuel as SUV's but nowhere nears as capable. If you want one that's fine with me, But I think they are pointless.
wow how wrong you are! MY mom bought a Nissan Quest an 08 and its a SUPERB van. it gets 50 miles to the gallon maybe 45 and it hits a top speed of 140 and holds 8 people and still room for luggage and it doesnt even look like a minivan, it looks like a stretched out hatchback from the outside and from the interior it looks like a sports car up front and an SUV in the back. it is a great minivan.
nope it was run on a terst dyno and porves YOU wrong.....and who cares you really think minivans were meant to race? LOL, that would be ghetto. LMAO UR FULLA SHIT YOU THINK ID KNOW MY OWN CAR LMAO idiot.
learn how to spell too you fucking stupid cunt LMAO UR FULLA SHIT!! and that model van was tested and run on a dyno and the results came up exactly how i was saying. i may have exaggerated on the MPG, but it does hit 130, and where the fuck on a main road will you hit 130 anyways? NOWHERE, so whats the point of top speed. seriously, just shut the fuck up, YOU'RE WRONG faggot. LMAO you're funny as hell because you're wrong.
i never said i was bragging i dont even like minivans that much. so many better cars and im not full of crap. and dont say "mommys", dont make yourself sound like the fucking pathetic cunt you are.
Not always. Have you seen the video of an old holden commodore basically disentigrating into a wall? As far as big vehicles such as trucks and suvs go, YES, the older ones will have less damage, but that doesn't mean they are more safe. The new ones have advanced airbags and pre-tensioning seat belts so the g forces occur at a steady and gradual rate so you don't feel the full force all at once, whereas the older ones don't have that stuff so you do feel the full force of the impact.
thanks, and of course, most of the time, the reason why someone walks away from a crash pretty much unscaved, despite the damage to the vehicle is either because they are drunk, or pure dumb luck.
It's blatantly not safe! The thing ends up on it's side! It's bad enough for the occupants when a collision occurs, but then the car toppling over too? Sheesh.
Shame... Use a old ford!
mcanally27 2 months ago 2
It is a shame to be wrecking the pickup truck. Astro vans on the other hand can all be trashed. I hate those pieces of shit.
Garselo 3 months ago
Mexican Van vs Redneck Truck
98MAzdaMilleniaS 3 months ago 2
i own a similar chevy astro van :| :(
o0oTouYubeo0o 3 months ago
ok, that van doesnt seems to be too safe
dbadgones 3 months ago
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dbadgones 3 months ago
You know your dead after that....
18jbarrera 3 months ago
no
harrycox69 3 months ago
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dinsmore1994 4 months ago
They finally found a good use for a couple of old Chevrolets...
smellyoldgeezer 4 months ago
the astro isnt are resistent but wooo
sonic4826 4 months ago
them astro's are tanks lol unstopable lmfaoa
fordtheexploder 4 months ago
Did the astro do well?
drjustin84 4 months ago
My mom had an astro. She ran it over some guys car on the highway, fucked up the guy's back, and folded her wheels underneath the van. And yes, because she's a woman.
HedgehogOutdoors 5 months ago
i love how at 0:53 the headlights of the van shut off instantly. lol
funker6516 5 months ago
@funker6516 Their filaments broke on impact. Ever drop a drop light or knock over a lamp that was turned on? Same thing.
Nivicoman 4 months ago
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I survived a 60 miles per hour collision this weekend with my sister and two best friends. The moment it happened, I thought we were all dead. The only thing that saved all of us was a whole list of factors about the angle of the strike, the position of our bodies, and the fact we were wearing seatbelts. We were all hospitalized but without one of those components we all would have been dead. Miracles happen. Please, please always wear seatbelts and drive safely.
LumynescenceK8 5 months ago
I survived a 60 miles per hour collision this weekend with my sister and two best friends. The moment it happened, I thought we were all dead. The only thing that saved all of us was a whole list of factors about the angle of the strike, the position of our bodies, and the fact we were wearing seatbelts. We were all hospitalized but without one of those components we all would have been dead. Miracles happen. Please, please always wear seatbelts and drive safely.
LumynescenceK8 5 months ago
did you film this with a shoe? lol
tiggetigge 5 months ago
I find it amazing the astro completely left the ground.
MASTERSKITLEZ 5 months ago
Such a beautiful truck.
xtelevisionset 6 months ago
Poor truck
Jensysman911 6 months ago
Wow the astro didn't do well
stealthsurfer21 6 months ago
OMG!! Screw the van! is the Chevy ok??
Driveby625 6 months ago
@Driveby625 their both chevys
killerspeed101 6 months ago
waist of a nice chevy
nickzdumb 6 months ago
@nickzdumb you spelled the word awfull wrong
marcvie9 6 months ago
SO low quality
TheHager1 6 months ago
i really wish justin bieber was in the astro
ContrerasKiller310 8 months ago
i just just parked my truck there 5 mins ago what the hell
mikecameli 8 months ago
dont waist chevys for this use fords
Brmobrad 8 months ago
@Brmobrad Wtf? That's retarded use toyota
chromedstang07 8 months ago
@chromedstang07 good point dude good point lol
Brmobrad 8 months ago
@Brmobrad Lol all american vehicles all the way. Either support em or hate em lol
chromedstang07 8 months ago
@chromedstang07 hate em. only thing i hate about american cars is there designed for money. no saftey or anything
TheRunescapernerd 7 months ago
@TheRunescapernerd No safety? What are you talking about..American cars are top for safety O.o Look at what was saturn. Look at ford and chevy safety rating.
chromedstang07 7 months ago
@TheRunescapernerd Thats just how the modern cars are built.
TheRunescapernerd 7 months ago
ohh that was a nice chevy pickup too.
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wow, that truck just came outta no where
ansellzelinski 9 months ago
wow, that truck just came outta no where
ansellzelinski 9 months ago
Definitely doesn't look like 60mph. 40 at most
introsequence 1 year ago
Redkneck vehicles always win the war
chamblizi 1 year ago
this video makes me thankful for HD...
MassillonJoe 1 year ago 3
That's gonna leave a mark.
flguy2 1 year ago
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11254cdk 1 year ago
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sexysquidward1 1 year ago
immagine if you go with a small car against the brut,
215alessio 1 year ago
Haha. The rapist/killer van got raped/killed.
MSNIMSM 1 year ago
i did that on thw way to work this morning
piercen10 1 year ago
11 people were in the way
robbie5448 1 year ago
damn that asshole van got fucked up
raptorboy1014131 1 year ago
That Astrovan got OWNED!
Bassotronics 1 year ago
nice
MaxiumOverdrive789 1 year ago
*BAD GRAPHICS*
krunal467 1 year ago
DESTRUCTION!!!
The2010camaro 1 year ago
why is it all in slowmo? and all the audio pulled?
bigbadboy1516 1 year ago
Vans do break-dance on occasion.
seapeddler 1 year ago 8
Hmm and my astro has a built 350 in it
daytonpaul 1 year ago
I love the look of the duys in the background. They look so bored in slow motion...
Md2802 1 year ago 29
@Md2802 lol true they do
the3jake2 1 year ago
son un fiasco las astro
abelodanonino 1 year ago
that wasn't 60. lol
veyronman 1 year ago
for 60mph thats quite good
2AgentSmith2 1 year ago
lol the white van killed it the way it tilted haha
riazBWstar 1 year ago
elle est bien
yan968 1 year ago
People find anything to argue/hate each other over nowadays. Van vs trucks....seriously?
itsGerbilsworld 1 year ago
That is how hard I banged my girlfriend during angry sex a few weekends ago. We are both still limping.
Nanogrip 1 year ago
Crumple zones, folks. The new vehicles are designed to buckle to absorb energy. It works really well.
FriPilot 2 years ago 4
@FriPilot The passenger comprtment is not supposed to crumple...
59summerset 1 year ago
@59summerset Right, you are. Hopefully, the cab remains intact.
FriPilot 1 year ago
@59summerset you're use to watching a crash test video where the moving vehicle hits a wall at what 30-40 mph, not 60, and hitting the wall head on. For an Astro this test was decent except for the rollover but then again it was a offset crash @60 with a higher center of gravity.
KH990j 1 year ago
EXTREME
99iron99 2 years ago 3
i'd take the truck!! don't destroy ittt. :c... i bet it's all gutted out and no engine or tanny though.. :P
gangstaaa3 2 years ago
They have to be cars right from the lot and be the base model so the dummies feel the raw force or something like that
MRBRAD9070 2 years ago
when douch bags collide
sideswipecp88 2 years ago 4
MEXICAN van vs REDNECK truck
gevorgjaan 2 years ago 138
Hahahahahaha
camelapodo 2 years ago
death toll: 0 dead truck crash test dummies
9 van crash test dummies
whattheheck1000 2 years ago
@gevorgjaan LMAO THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
benzguylv 1 year ago
@gevorgjaan lol
MaxiumOverdrive789 1 year ago
@gevorgjaan Kidnapper van*** XD
carveriscool 1 year ago
@gevorgjaan so fat and lazy vs fat and retarded?
xXOrGAzMZXx 4 months ago
@gevorgjaan lol i like that
missbigazzbooty 4 months ago
jesus christ crash of the titans
atgskater14 2 years ago
ASS-tro
Tokoteroman 2 years ago 48
the astro is dead
Octonuke 2 years ago 4
amazing how much stronger the pick up truck is.
DragonRory17 2 years ago 7
Not sure how its "much" stronger as both are pretty much totalled on the sides that made contact? Both are smashed in approx 2 feet, and move quite a bit. What strength are you seeing that isnt being shown on the video? Its a 4000 lb van versus a 5500lb pick up.
kevintomb 2 years ago
@DragonRory17: Stronger is not always better. If you hit a very stiff target like a tree or wall, the pickup shown here would protect you much more worse because more of the g-force energy is absorbed by the passengers. So the safety of a car depends also on the type of the accident. For example, a few years ago the NHTSA awarded the VW Passat as the "average" safest car, because it offered a good protection in most (not all) crash situations.
leckmich0815a 2 years ago
1:00 van pivots on one wheel
camelapodo 2 years ago
I love how the truck looks like all it was thinking was, 'Uhh, yeah, then what?'
arlingo 2 years ago
Ohhh, that's my car.... well, too bad! :)
grisapa1 2 years ago
Dang, what did that poor chevy ever do to deserve this?
nasonguy 2 years ago 3
Thats the SAME as both going 30 MPH for you guys that dont seem to understand
kevintomb 2 years ago
Erm 60kph = not far off 40mph. Which is much of the time what they (Euro NCAP at least) crash test vehicles at. Both of these vehicles are old and so the damage is reasonable for a 40mph crash. They do not normally crash test at 60mph.
alanmcg2006 2 years ago
and do not buy those vans
szymaq 2 years ago
i thought it held up pretty well
NTComputer86 2 years ago 2
wtf? you offering 2 cars for a crash test, and only let one of them speed?. how often do you frontal crash with someone who is standing still in 60mp/h? :s
Both should have moved or they can use a wall.
WeAllGonnaDieAlive 2 years ago
Maybe if you hit a parked car....
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It's in slow motion you twats. The Astro van is a durable vehicle, it wouldn't do that at only 60Km/h!
wootness3000 2 years ago
That's mph (miles per hour) and they use that measurement of speed in the USA. So its about 100 km/h.
straka88 2 years ago
I know, thank you. *sigh*
wootness3000 2 years ago
Astro sucks!!! look at the Insurance Institute for highway safety crash test! performance sucked!!!
SkiPro1368 2 years ago
Be careful out there folks. Dont drive too fast.
TomVu99 2 years ago
One car doing 60mph or perhaps 60kph (far less than 60mph) crashing into a standing car with the handbrake off. So nothing like the 60mph + 60mph 2 car crash you're lead to believe it is.
alanmcg2006 2 years ago
lol..think twice before u say anything..or post it...
studiocollibri 2 years ago
that is not 60mph :S it is 60KMH xD
DiVlJaKzzzz 2 years ago
The car is really mest up . I think it's 100km/h not?
Could this happen @ 60km/h?
torfsstijn 2 years ago
I don't know...test of car crashes are usualy done with 64kmh's......this is not 60mph-100kmh......
DiVlJaKzzzz 2 years ago
Are these human beings standing not 30 feet from the crash?
tyau1234 2 years ago 3
they are so retarded
funnyfire1 2 years ago
kick kick BOOM!
transilvanianson 2 years ago
The second car is moving backwards, this avoids a much worser impact.
kanonekraftschuss 2 years ago
id rather be in the pickup!
jaffacake1578 2 years ago 3
dam straight!!!
1985kx125rider 2 years ago
kickass
xox945 2 years ago
Actually, since the pickup is stopped, this is only equivalent to a 30-30 mph crash. It's accurate if you hit a stopped truck at 60, but if he was going 60 as well, it would be much worse.
Shaggyshadric 2 years ago
it just goes to show how crappy american vans are
starfishg 2 years ago
Does any one make a good van? lol! seriously I hate them all. You surrender your testicles when you purchase a minivan.
BoberMcBoberson 2 years ago 7
yes , Mercedes does.
starfishg 2 years ago
Sorry, I dont want to drop 50k on an R class, when I could have Porsche Cayenne, for the same price. I'm not bashing you for not liking American vans. I'm saying I hate Minivans, I find no use for them. One you grow a vagina when you buy one, And two they are just as bad on fuel as SUV's but nowhere nears as capable. If you want one that's fine with me, But I think they are pointless.
BoberMcBoberson 2 years ago
wow how wrong you are! MY mom bought a Nissan Quest an 08 and its a SUPERB van. it gets 50 miles to the gallon maybe 45 and it hits a top speed of 140 and holds 8 people and still room for luggage and it doesnt even look like a minivan, it looks like a stretched out hatchback from the outside and from the interior it looks like a sports car up front and an SUV in the back. it is a great minivan.
TheBandit77TransAm 2 years ago
LMFAO ur so fulla shit
carjlm 2 years ago
nope it was run on a terst dyno and porves YOU wrong.....and who cares you really think minivans were meant to race? LOL, that would be ghetto. LMAO UR FULLA SHIT YOU THINK ID KNOW MY OWN CAR LMAO idiot.
TheBandit77TransAm 2 years ago
TheBandit77TransAm: there is no way in hell ur moms mini van gets 45-50 mpg lol nor goes 140
carjlm 2 years ago 2
sadly it does
TheBandit77TransAm 2 years ago
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learn how to spell too you fucking stupid cunt LMAO UR FULLA SHIT!! and that model van was tested and run on a dyno and the results came up exactly how i was saying. i may have exaggerated on the MPG, but it does hit 130, and where the fuck on a main road will you hit 130 anyways? NOWHERE, so whats the point of top speed. seriously, just shut the fuck up, YOU'RE WRONG faggot. LMAO you're funny as hell because you're wrong.
TheBandit77TransAm 2 years ago
exactly. you exaggerated the whole thing. get a life dude.
carjlm 2 years ago
true
Christopher2398 2 years ago
not true read my post about the 2008 Nissan Quest thats a great van you'll read why it is.
TheBandit77TransAm 2 years ago
You are so full of crap its pretty funny.
Bragging about your mommys minivan? Please.
xstang55 2 years ago 2
i never said i was bragging i dont even like minivans that much. so many better cars and im not full of crap. and dont say "mommys", dont make yourself sound like the fucking pathetic cunt you are.
TheBandit77TransAm 2 years ago
xstang. it is pretty funny isnt it
carjlm 2 years ago
i'd rather be in the c-10
NOZblast2 2 years ago
why were the head lights on?
chevlynf 3 years ago
daytime running lights, they have the key on to acctivate the airbag/ shft from park
BDButch09 2 years ago
i think i'd prefer to be in the truck :o it's cab is still intact
ChevRcr454 3 years ago
haha the van looks like it tries to get down and breakdance!
ianfigures 3 years ago 2
whats a "vehical"?
never heard of it.
56KbModem 3 years ago
Vehical is the same like car i think! I learned it in school, too! (in Germany)
torak7 3 years ago
"vehical" oder so meint allgemein "fahrzeuge", autos, lkws, motorräder usw....so hab ich das zumindest gelernt^^ (auch in deutschland)
stoerjetznich 3 years ago
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allways the older model vehical well have less damage then the newer vehical
Oh861 3 years ago
Not always. Have you seen the video of an old holden commodore basically disentigrating into a wall? As far as big vehicles such as trucks and suvs go, YES, the older ones will have less damage, but that doesn't mean they are more safe. The new ones have advanced airbags and pre-tensioning seat belts so the g forces occur at a steady and gradual rate so you don't feel the full force all at once, whereas the older ones don't have that stuff so you do feel the full force of the impact.
jreily88 3 years ago 2
Finally someone who knows what they are talking about! You are 100% correct!
ibelieve2010 3 years ago
thanks, and of course, most of the time, the reason why someone walks away from a crash pretty much unscaved, despite the damage to the vehicle is either because they are drunk, or pure dumb luck.
jreily88 3 years ago
The new ones are simply recicled plastic bottles.
FURY1958 3 years ago
wierd my comment is gone
anyways anyone know if these vehicled were damaged by crash?badly made v
smartestinUSA 3 years ago
a van got ownerd by a truck lol
xbtc 3 years ago
Astro and C-10
takutaq 3 years ago
This is bad, 5th gear did something like that with a volvo and a bmw
wimpie25 3 years ago
omg i have a friend who rides in that van...time for a new car
chippy7100 3 years ago
you should tell him to get a surburban,or an expedition el,much safer!!!
rangerover06sc 3 years ago
It looked like the van through itself into the air lol.
joman66 3 years ago
no the vand did not it was from the impact
smartestinUSA 3 years ago
i have that van
hen555 3 years ago 3
me to an astero
sayvethan 3 years ago 3
it is a van
smartestinUSA 3 years ago
what a waste of a perfectly good truck =(
TJNC1976 3 years ago 5
Which vehicle would you say came off worse?
volvomantom 3 years ago
thats it folks, il keep the old truck and get rid of the astro.....
smirnofowner 3 years ago
that white thing was shit
chrisl087098 3 years ago
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GMminivans9968 3 years ago
whats this pardon the white car is shit
chrisl087098 3 years ago
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GMminivans9968 3 years ago
And terribly safe, by the looks of things.
volvomantom 3 years ago
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GMminivans9968 3 years ago
It's blatantly not safe! The thing ends up on it's side! It's bad enough for the occupants when a collision occurs, but then the car toppling over too? Sheesh.
volvomantom 3 years ago
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GMminivans9968 3 years ago
astro owned by innocent 3+3 K-series.
600SELV12 3 years ago
C series...its a 2wd model.
the1of0 2 years ago
I subscribed because your thing told me to.
irocz0r 3 years ago
Those Astros are always horrible.
carexpertandy 3 years ago
well u suck audi6aidi
crankdat209 3 years ago
that astro van got owned
TubErSkillZ 3 years ago
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