How Not To Talk To Women

[stosboss]

What a boss!

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

LMAO! This can't be real.. nobody falls for a girl named "Olga" especially right after meeting her on the "street" lol. But if this is real then wow guy, you've got some pretty deep issues. I bet his shrink is a teddy bear propped up with a pen and paper

[diicctater]

Put the damp cloth on... liek a bauss!

[RayGirl0214]

SCARY!!! This souds like it should be something from a stolker movie. lol

[jerryjuicebag]

4:10 wow, talk about an absolute extreme case of the pot calling the kettle black

[seeemilyplayy]

hahaha what a freak

[cultureofrestraints]

hahaha this is so terrifying holy shit

[trustinisba1m]

Haha!!!! I would call him back and be like,"are u on medication?! U don't talk to be like that yeah right u movie producer my ass I'll bitch then pimp slap u! Boy u crazyyyyyy!!!!" and that's what I would say.

[ISeeFuckTards]

I'd be really surprised to find out he WASN'T a serial killer.

[mattandsharks]

He's a fucking tool.

[SomeHowSomeOne]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, wow, that man is dangerously delusional!

[AlcoholLevel]

rofl

[GAQ01]

HES A TORONTO DUDE!!!! I AM ASHAMED!

[BITDktmguy450]

this guy ate a big bowl of dick head soup

[predemporer]

what a dick lol

[Marden16]

sounds like Sheldon Cooper

[ventricity]

i heard this guy wrote transformers 2

[VictorRechnageL]

Hai there, Olga! hahahahahah

[MrToronto2009]

These voicemails are a viral marketing hoax for a Hollywood documentary about notorious seduction guru "Dimitri The Lover". Just google "dimitri the lover movie trailer"

[therealpsychx]

That was pathetic..

[MonParii]

How did you get this?

[FannySMUDGE]

HAHA WTF!

[ShatteredGrace15]

I'm to scared to watch it, someone hold my hand please.

[jimmatt2311]

the irony in him not realising his diatribe about passive aggressiveness...

[B1gDaddy001]

sounds like a mangina trying hard to be a real man.

[KSharp320]

Greeks...hahaha what losers. So full of themselves.

[MeriiKiyo]

For some reason these assholes are fucking magnetically attracted to me.

[PotterYouRotter7]

sadly my mother has met too many people like this.

[SteakStealSteam]

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

i think the highlight was when he started talking about the possibilties of her being abused as a child, having anxiety problems, or her mother having cancer. this man is a legend

[tashaleena]

oh my god wow! yeah wow, lol what the heckkkkkk wow, this isss horrible!

[NeitherBigNorClever]

OMG abused as a child! medication! ISSUES! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! someone takes rejection REALLY badly hahahahaha

[lukaz1986]

what a Loser!

[Born2watchPorn]

HAHAHAHA OOH SHIT, what a player

[HolderofSyzygy]

oh. my lord. this is sad.

[cadrolls1]

Dimitry: Maybe she does not like you because you are an arrogant, anti-social, narcissistic piece of crap.

Did you ever think about that?

[cadrolls1]

Oh no! He's Greek. Be careful when you bend over. (Unless you like that kind of sex)

[TheBlahblahman101]

"There's nothing wrong with me"

I can't belive he actually said that. I cried it was so funny.

[EmilyMarais]

the greek bit is so random!

[ytrewqasfd]

errrrr wtf?

[Silverwolf168]

What a fucking idiot!

I could have done a better job than that when I was 12!

Dating guru, is he? Yeah, right!

[Zyandian]

I LOL'd on this one.

[spork6383]

boooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr­ing cheesey man needs HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PP asap

[WoWzAH100]

2 words : DOUCHE BAG. "I'm one of the few men in this city without problems." uh, u sure? cuz i think u hav serious probs dude.

[Deathbed976]

Who does this guy think he is?!?! What a douche bag!! Something tells me no one approaches him. He would probably cut you up into little pieces.... Pathetic!!

[joebernanners]

@Deathbed976 He thinks he is "Dimitri the Lover". Seriously, google that shit. This dude is fucked.

[Deathbed976]

Dude I did after I watched a couple of these videos. I can't believe this guy actually has classes that people pay him for too teach you how to pick up women. WTF?!?! Someone should chop his unit off, impale it on a spike, and feed it to a dog that has syphilous!!! Haha

[Hashkageen]

''If you're psycologily normal'' xD omg!

[aheazzy28]

did she make the 3pm deadline?? LOL

[r4ttl3]

I hope that guy sees this

[BufordStone]

"There's nothing wrong with me."

Are you sure about that pal? Pity on the women who actually marries this douche.

[Jason1584]

lol there's not even a disorder known as passive-aggressive personality disorder.

[abaydala]

As a guy, a few things creep me out.

"If" this guy is real, the receiver of these messages should have reported him to the local police.

second: what person or persons in the right frame of mind would post this.

[MeheartSoad]

People always make fun of this, but they overlook the line "I had to get the heck out of the area."

That's just plain scary.

[AmusedChild]

Wow, does this guy project much? LOL!

[senhorpatrao]

lol.. sad little douche

[sor7en07]

i am praying to god right now that the dude who left those messages sees this. i am literally praying to god about this. man what a dick. i hope the next girl who is giving him a bj bites his dick off.

[Face2nutts]

" im kinda a big deal"...LOL

[MeheartSoad]

Comment win!

[Face2nutts]

Thank you! Thats my first win on youtube.

[MeheartSoad]

You're welcome. You deserve it for making an Anchorman reference.

[toxickizzez4u]

lmao sounds like the dudes who try to ask me out lmao

[296801]

What a freak mother fucker!

Reminds me of a friend O' mine.

Loser never know when to quit.

[kwikymart]

It's such a disaster that you would think it had to be a joke. That's what I first thought. Sadly it is the real deal!

[Hayden8181]

@kwikymart You should seriously keep away from this guy.... he sounds like the type that doesn't like it when he can't get or have something..

Thanks for the vid, rated commented and subbed.

[cockroachafro]

What a serious fucking douche bag, this is a joke right ?

[joyrhyde]

what a looooohoooo000000000000000oooo­ser!

[stevenlaye]

lol i heard this on the radio and just had to hear it again. What a freak!!!!!!!!

[Nat7xx]

I cant stand guys like this " Oooh im soo amazing, im a player" this made me laugh lol

[mangodealer]

lol douche...

[molewizard]

At 3:39, I died...

[4eva2cool]

This guy sounds like a fucking prick, i wanna punch his lights out.

[Face2nutts]

What a fucking asshole...is this what im up against? Im in like sin!

[COALslaw]

holy fucking shit. hahahahha

[tubmanrichard]

this is seriously the funniest fuckin thing I've ever heard

[PrimoVids]

this is seriously the most fucking horrifying thing I've ever heard.

[quatroportte]

@tubmanrichard

it is funny as shit, however ... dont doo that. dont give someone ur card, say ur gonna call or whtever, then dont. thats fucking retarded.

this guy is clearly mentally insane though..