Maria you are perfect as you are :D I'm so glad to see videos with you on them. Please stop bringing other weird people as hosts :( Can't wait to see another maria special soon. Bloopers or maybe funniest etc. Thanks
Hahaha, 1:47, the guy opens the door, sees the tiger man, and says, "Ya, fuck that." And Maria should stretch more often. Foeley, your comment was my thoughts exactly, sans elegant analogy, because I'm not a lunatic who thinks in his head like he's reading a lewd sonnet.
Hey Maria...You don't have to worry! You were great! Love ya Maria. You are absolutely wonderful! I mean any better and you would have been offically know as Goddess Maria! The Almighty Wonder of Poptub! I mean seriously. Maria...you need to like really get your own show or something. You would make millions. I mean seriously I would pay to watch you! If not pay maybe contribute a few grand here and there. LOL I mean seriously You make everyone laugh. I am sure of that. Keep it up Maria. Love ya
Now, that was a dream come true: Maria, rising up, wearing a sexy black...thing, stretching and yawning, and speaking sexy German. That's what I want to see every morning. It's only a dream, but it's MY dream. MY DREAM!!!! YOU CAN'T THAT AWAY FROM ME...NO ONE CAN!!! I'm alright.
I believe I said that "Maria, rising up..." and a bunch of other stuff was MY DREAM?!?!?! Geez! Some people can'y handle it when someone has a goal and a life's ambition. Well, DAMN YOU! Damn you to HELL!
nice german!
kannst du noch mehr auf deutsch sagen? :)
can u say some more?
anchovy21 2 years ago
Jim Brewer is awesome
7thomester7 2 years ago
lousy
Yakhak 2 years ago
who is this blonde chick anyways
makeitdoublee 2 years ago
Like I told my wife, as you get older, there are some things you simply can't do as often as when you were first married
. Fortunately, farting is not one of them.
daleclover 2 years ago
Bookends.
ColevanFilms 2 years ago
why such big tits?
efee52 2 years ago
U better be better tomorrow!
Well... today...
RemTheMulatto!
pimpjoosse 2 years ago
Oh blasphemy! The following statement will probably reveal my giant nerdity but those are NOT neon TETRIS piece... That is all...
pimpjoosse 2 years ago
I didn't realize buffets were constitutional...
pimpjoosse 2 years ago
criss Maria, tu m'as fait bayer
comxstyled 2 years ago
boooooobs
JawdennBenjaminn 2 years ago
Maria gets all her jokes from the worst fucking joke book in the entire world.
NikSvetlik 2 years ago 2
The jim breuer one was awesome
contamination18 2 years ago
wasnt that panda joke from a book called eats shoots and leaves?
npickles49 2 years ago
Dam right you'll be better tomorrow...
lol jk...u were fine today too :D
tobiasfunke12 2 years ago
Maria nice boobs
ZnapsR 2 years ago
Nearly accent free german right there :P
Wuebeling 2 years ago
Maria tu parle francais?
djnoreg 2 years ago
mhh since i am german i have an answer for you: Ich will dich in gerne ins Kino einladen! - Yes? :)
Shosara 2 years ago
ich hab heut abend noch nichts vor maria... wie wär es? hättest du lust essen zu gehen???
i like to believe that maria spoke german just for me =)
cocacolacompany1 2 years ago
Nein, es war für mich auch.
Ich denke.
TheEmogician 2 years ago
Maria you are perfect as you are :D I'm so glad to see videos with you on them. Please stop bringing other weird people as hosts :( Can't wait to see another maria special soon. Bloopers or maybe funniest etc. Thanks
1kingconan 2 years ago
MARIA
CarnifexAaron 2 years ago
maria is sooo cute~~
i'm tell my girlfriend to have plastic surgery so she can look like maria....
chabab 2 years ago
Hahaha, 1:47, the guy opens the door, sees the tiger man, and says, "Ya, fuck that." And Maria should stretch more often. Foeley, your comment was my thoughts exactly, sans elegant analogy, because I'm not a lunatic who thinks in his head like he's reading a lewd sonnet.
BraydonSzafranski 2 years ago
"i'll be better tomorrow, I promise" that's what she said
Tetsiou 2 years ago
I almost came at 1:43 when she said: "FUCK IT!"
eerockk111 2 years ago
She is very do-able
eerockk111 2 years ago
I kinda decieved my girlfriend today. I told her that it went in that hole by accident, but now that its there...
religionOFFENDSme 2 years ago
"You know what I love best about America?"
Funny blonde internet clipshow hosts?
Prytonis 2 years ago
What are you doing tonight?
pcmccormick 2 years ago
Is Rosario Shane Dawsons mom?
novascoshia 2 years ago
yeah shane dawson half black
lerings13 2 years ago
Her boobs look small today.
sssaxons 2 years ago 2
Better? I believe you've already achieved a pretty high level of casual, sexy vulgarity. Like an ice cold Pepsi in a dirty glass. 5/5
Foeley 2 years ago 3
Hey Maria...You don't have to worry! You were great! Love ya Maria. You are absolutely wonderful! I mean any better and you would have been offically know as Goddess Maria! The Almighty Wonder of Poptub! I mean seriously. Maria...you need to like really get your own show or something. You would make millions. I mean seriously I would pay to watch you! If not pay maybe contribute a few grand here and there. LOL I mean seriously You make everyone laugh. I am sure of that. Keep it up Maria. Love ya
droherty 2 years ago 2
that tiger guy is fukin scary haha:L lol
stugbroon16 2 years ago
I finally understand why I had to stop inviting pandas to my dinner parties...stupid dictionary.
Prytonis 2 years ago
Stay away from my daughter David.
greeenpro2009 2 years ago
Way to rip off the quote to the grammar book "Eats, shoots, and leaves."
Originality fail!!
samuelmorrison 2 years ago
wow some of you ppl are pathedic... its just a youtube show lol
xDeathxBladex 2 years ago
In the words of The Beatles: Let it be.
ItsTheWhiskeyTalkin 2 years ago
At the end, I yawned. XDDDD
poptart2thebone 2 years ago 2
That's weird that Maria yawned at the beginning because I am tired...
lschi001 2 years ago
"Dont Roll up on me man"
Tedikiller 2 years ago
Maria lookin hot in black!!!
mapleloaf67 2 years ago 9
damn i am not the normal pervy type but this can't be help damn she can open her mouth alot
whitestar111 2 years ago
Now, that was a dream come true: Maria, rising up, wearing a sexy black...thing, stretching and yawning, and speaking sexy German. That's what I want to see every morning. It's only a dream, but it's MY dream. MY DREAM!!!! YOU CAN'T THAT AWAY FROM ME...NO ONE CAN!!! I'm alright.
bearmare 2 years ago 2
You need a girlfriend..would make that dream come true, trust me..
bowchikabowwhoa 2 years ago
I believe I said that "Maria, rising up..." and a bunch of other stuff was MY DREAM?!?!?! Geez! Some people can'y handle it when someone has a goal and a life's ambition. Well, DAMN YOU! Damn you to HELL!
bearmare 2 years ago
LOL HAHAAH Funny!
Lonelyeco 2 years ago
HIII POPTUB!!!!11
flaminzblaze 2 years ago
wat dose the picture you have to click to see the video have to do with any thing
sploonsta 2 years ago 2
u rock
MrMilkaholic 2 years ago
ollo
TheGameManual 2 years ago
that tiger thing was cool, wonder how much he makes
BalooDumptruck 2 years ago
The tiger video creeped me out
brocoliticks 2 years ago
ditto
POPTUB 2 years ago
w00t you accely answeard a comment =D awsome =D
helehole 2 years ago
that panda joke was funny haha.
ki6eki 2 years ago 3
lol
streetsmarts990 2 years ago
rofl
lazyamerican117 2 years ago
i missed u so much Maria!!
jeez. its been months since i saw your videos :(
BRANSCOMBEx 2 years ago
hi Branscombex hi!
POPTUB 2 years ago
Hey!! Good to see the Staff still remembers me :)
I'm going to have to go back and set up a huge playlist and watch all of the ones Imissed..
behind like 3 weeks!!!
BRANSCOMBEx 2 years ago
Maria, you had better accent in german, than in french..:-)
jmarkula 2 years ago
lol
SimonLYW 2 years ago
Maria speaking German is haaawt. You need a leather whip.
Bennyishere 2 years ago 3
16th!
moonshade20 2 years ago
I love Rosario Dawson. =D
RaddishxEarrings 2 years ago
9th lol jk
k00lb0y667 2 years ago
armpit
miritkenny 2 years ago
yes
ddrusa 2 years ago
hahaha I love the girl in these videos! she's amazing :)
ThePFactor 2 years ago
those aren't tetris pieces, they're pentaminoes
otallyawesomepeople 2 years ago
nipples
sman865 2 years ago
iomg 2nd view lulz
funny
theman9888 2 years ago
lol
skatedownxbl 2 years ago
1st
richardconter 2 years ago
for you
notcalebkruzel 2 years ago
i wish i was straight
notcalebkruzel 2 years ago 2
i wish i had legs
supergooseberry 2 years ago 2