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  • nice german!

    kannst du noch mehr auf deutsch sagen? :)

    can u say some more?

  • Jim Brewer is awesome

  • lousy

  • who is this blonde chick anyways

  • Like I told my wife, as you get older, there are some things you simply can't do as often as when you were first married

    . Fortunately, farting is not one of them.

  • Bookends.

  • why such big tits?

  • U better be better tomorrow!

    Well... today...

    RemTheMulatto!

  • Oh blasphemy! The following statement will probably reveal my giant nerdity but those are NOT neon TETRIS piece... That is all...

  • I didn't realize buffets were constitutional...

  • criss Maria, tu m'as fait bayer

  • boooooobs

  • Maria gets all her jokes from the worst fucking joke book in the entire world.

  • The jim breuer one was awesome

  • wasnt that panda joke from a book called eats shoots and leaves?

  • Dam right you'll be better tomorrow...

    lol jk...u were fine today too :D

  • Maria nice boobs

  • Nearly accent free german right there :P

  • Maria tu parle francais?

  • mhh since i am german i have an answer for you: Ich will dich in gerne ins Kino einladen! - Yes? :)

  • ich hab heut abend noch nichts vor maria... wie wär es? hättest du lust essen zu gehen???

    i like to believe that maria spoke german just for me =)

  • Nein, es war für mich auch.

    Ich denke.

  • Maria you are perfect as you are :D I'm so glad to see videos with you on them. Please stop bringing other weird people as hosts :( Can't wait to see another maria special soon. Bloopers or maybe funniest etc. Thanks

  • MARIA

  • maria is sooo cute~~

    i'm tell my girlfriend to have plastic surgery so she can look like maria....

  • Hahaha, 1:47, the guy opens the door, sees the tiger man, and says, "Ya, fuck that." And Maria should stretch more often. Foeley, your comment was my thoughts exactly, sans elegant analogy, because I'm not a lunatic who thinks in his head like he's reading a lewd sonnet.

  • "i'll be better tomorrow, I promise" that's what she said

  • I almost came at 1:43 when she said: "FUCK IT!"

  • She is very do-able

  • I kinda decieved my girlfriend today. I told her that it went in that hole by accident, but now that its there...

  • "You know what I love best about America?"

    Funny blonde internet clipshow hosts?

  • What are you doing tonight?

  • Is Rosario Shane Dawsons mom?

  • yeah shane dawson half black

  • Her boobs look small today.

  • Better? I believe you've already achieved a pretty high level of casual, sexy vulgarity. Like an ice cold Pepsi in a dirty glass. 5/5

  • Hey Maria...You don't have to worry! You were great! Love ya Maria. You are absolutely wonderful! I mean any better and you would have been offically know as Goddess Maria! The Almighty Wonder of Poptub! I mean seriously. Maria...you need to like really get your own show or something. You would make millions. I mean seriously I would pay to watch you! If not pay maybe contribute a few grand here and there. LOL I mean seriously You make everyone laugh. I am sure of that. Keep it up Maria. Love ya

  • that tiger guy is fukin scary haha:L lol

  • I finally understand why I had to stop inviting pandas to my dinner parties...stupid dictionary.

  • Stay away from my daughter David.

  • Way to rip off the quote to the grammar book "Eats, shoots, and leaves."

    Originality fail!!

  • wow some of you ppl are pathedic... its just a youtube show lol

  • In the words of The Beatles: Let it be.

  • At the end, I yawned. XDDDD

  • That's weird that Maria yawned at the beginning because I am tired...

  • "Dont Roll up on me man"

  • Maria lookin hot in black!!!

  • damn i am not the normal pervy type but this can't be help damn she can open her mouth alot

  • Now, that was a dream come true: Maria, rising up, wearing a sexy black...thing, stretching and yawning, and speaking sexy German. That's what I want to see every morning. It's only a dream, but it's MY dream. MY DREAM!!!! YOU CAN'T THAT AWAY FROM ME...NO ONE CAN!!! I'm alright.

  • You need a girlfriend..would make that dream come true, trust me..

  • I believe I said that "Maria, rising up..." and a bunch of other stuff was MY DREAM?!?!?! Geez! Some people can'y handle it when someone has a goal and a life's ambition. Well, DAMN YOU! Damn you to HELL!

  • LOL HAHAAH Funny!

  • HIII POPTUB!!!!11

  • wat dose the picture you have to click to see the video have to do with any thing

  • u rock

  • ollo

  • that tiger thing was cool, wonder how much he makes

  • The tiger video creeped me out

  • ditto

  • w00t you accely answeard a comment =D awsome =D

  • that panda joke was funny haha.

  • lol

  • rofl

  • i missed u so much Maria!!

    jeez. its been months since i saw your videos :(

  • hi Branscombex hi!

  • Hey!! Good to see the Staff still remembers me :)

    I'm going to have to go back and set up a huge playlist and watch all of the ones Imissed..

    behind like 3 weeks!!!

  • Maria, you had better accent in german, than in french..:-)

  • lol

  • Maria speaking German is haaawt. You need a leather whip.

  • 16th!

  • I love Rosario Dawson. =D

  • 9th lol jk

  • armpit

  • yes

  • hahaha I love the girl in these videos! she's amazing :)

  • those aren't tetris pieces, they're pentaminoes

  • nipples

  • iomg 2nd view lulz

    funny

  • lol

  • 1st

  • for you

  • i wish i was straight

  • i wish i had legs

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