Phonte's Movie in a Minute- "Seven Pounds"

[LOVEhateTiLi]

he commits suicide with the jellyfish so that all his organs and everything is still usable and functioning. The freezing water which will keep everything going longer.

[cryptotech2004]

lmao @ the 8th pound Phonte is a damn fool

[blackchang1981]

Classic! This never gets old. Phonte is the best.

[4NrAGS]

haaaaaaa this dude is hillariouss!

[symanx00]

dumbass. im not going to keep going back and forth with you after this. you are the one bitching that this is the worst review you ever read, and you're pissed he has spoilers. the point is, your dumbass is too stupid to read that he says this is a summary of the movie and not a review. your dumbass is also too stupid to realize that in the description it says in ALL CAPS, SPOILERS INCLUDED. you also fail to note that in no way, shape, or form, does this purport to be a review. later, dumbass.

[symanx00]

also, you wanna tell me to pay attention? how about you learn how to read. in no place in the title or description does it say its a review. its a summary of the movie. and the description TELLS YOU IT IS HAS SPOILERS.

"Phonte's Movie in a Minute"

"Phonte summarizes Will Smith's "Seven Pounds" in one minute. (SPOILERS INCLUDED)"

DUMBASS

[irishrider1337]

So in conclusion. My review of this review. The WORST review and it makes me think you were stoned, drunk, half asleep or a mixture of any or all three when you watched because you couldn't even recall the order of events that took place. Either that... or you spend too much time saying "nigger" too focus long enough to make sure your other thoughts come out of your mouth in a sensible order. Whatever... your vocabulary is embarrassing and your review is half-assed.

[symanx00]

@irishrider1337

oh give it a rest and stfu. phonte isnt speaking for the masses, he's speaking for people that know him and his music. im sure his intelligence and vocab are miles ahead of yours. know who you're talking about. its not half-assed either. its "MOVIE IN A MINUTE" - do you get it now?

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 REALLY? He's speaking for people that know him and his music? ACTUALLY. He wasn't speaking for anyone but himself you deluded fanboy. This was a movie review plain and simple. He doesn't know you or care about you. Neither do I because you are the a true tool. You are "sure" his vocab is grander than mine? Sound real convinced. It is possible. He does a piss poor job of demonstrating it though. Too bad his rascist slurred 'nigga' this, 'nigga' that shows nothing but ignorance.

[symanx00]

@irishrider1337

dumbass. people don't make videoblogs for themselves. they're for folks interested in their opinion. its not a "movie review plain and simple", its "PHONTE'S" movie in a minute. if you don't like phonte, his music, his take on movies, or his use of the word 'nigga', then step aside. it obviously isnt for you. u are within your rights to disagree with the review, but multipe messages degrading his character is obsessive, get a life man.

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 you are mentally challenged aren't you? My point was it was not meant for his 'fans' or 'followers' because it doesn't say that in any way or imply it. Maybe you need to pay attention to what people say (shut mouth open eyes/ears). Also, they were not "multiple messages degrading him" but ONE message with multipleparts BECAUSE of message size limits and it wasn't degradation you over dramatic asshole. However..."Nigga" is degradation...ironic.

[symanx00]

@irishrider1337 wasn't degrading? o rly? -half assed -too fat and lazy -must be stone, drunk, or half asleep -spent to much time saying nigger to focus -ignorant -fine upstanding young man (fecetious) -prick -MLK is crying in his grave need i say more? its fine for you to disagree with phonte, but its obvious that YOU are the one trolling. if you dont like his review, move on dude. theres a reason he has more likes than dislikes. you lost one minute man, get over it, and get a life.

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 looks like someone needs to look up the many definitions of the many words in the english language. the ONLY thing said that was truly and simply a term of degradation was FAT... AND I didn't use that in the initial comments (which are the ones you said I was degrading him in.. you know... the ones you started this whole crying session over?) Half-assed is a legitimate way to DESCRIBE a person's performance/approach NOT a term of degradation.

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 "must be stoned, drunk or half-asleep", could be INSULTING, but NOT degrading. However... nice of you to deliberately remove ALL context of the words that precede that phrase. "The WORST review and it makes me think"...THINK... as in 'suspect, believe and/or formulate my legitimate opinion' that he was. I could have just said he wasn't paying attention and made a sloppy and grossly inaccurate review. Says the same thing just slightly different words for criers.

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 See... maybe I typed so much because to make a full and responsible point that is complete and would (theoretically) eliminate peoples' ignorant motivation to argue some of the points they try to argue...well... it often just doesn't fit into 400 letters. Honestly. I get less people like you trying to spar with me when I do just say "your vid sucked and you got the ending wrong jerk" but that is a lazy and incomplete claim. So, sorry if you are a twat (that is degrading). ASSHOLE.

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 In conclusion. (See how I'm finishing my statements by properly ending them?) While the MLK thing is opinionated... even a little "below the belt". It is opinion AND warranted. Anyone who respects the history of that word KNOWS that the SENTIMENT of my statement is relatively common among most of us. Martin Luther King would have denounced ANYONE of ANY race who used that word in such a casual and ignorant way. P.S. Ignorant is ignorant so I use the word ignorant.

[irishrider1337]

@symanx00 BTW...he said "he couldn't get over his grief after everything he'd done, so he committed suicide in a tub with a jellyfish" THAT is half-assed. It misrepresents the plot and ending (not to mention spoils it for people that haven't seen it, looking at reviews, because he was too fat and lazy to type in "warning: spoilers ahead" in the title),. He didn't kill himself because the donations couldn't rid his grief. The death was part of the plan the whole time. HALF-ASSED. Fool.

[irishrider1337]

You can't give your organs as a living donor if it means the end result is your death so he arranged for his death to be unavoidable and his friend facilitated all nescessary red taoe and pushed the donor heart past the hospital's protocols. The je

lyfish... was kinda like the bone marrow. He did the marrow with no anesthesia... he was punishing himself for what he'd done. P.S. this guy seems nice enough... but you say "nigger" like saying 'dude' well... MLK must be crying in his grave.

[irishrider1337]

I shoulda known the minute this fine upstanding man said "nigger" that this probably would be an ignorant video. It was. First off... the way the seven died... sorta part of the mystique moron. So next time... try to warn people you are going to have spoilers in your video. Prick. Next. He wasn't "still" struck with grief at the end and so he "kills himself in a bathtub with a jellyfish"AFTER GIVING his heart. He did that as his method of choice to finish his mission of redemption.

[TheCardGameGuy]

lol that was hilarious. better than watching it and ending up crying or feeling horrible.

[joshuak47]

"the nigga commits suicide in a tub with a jellyfish."

hahaha

[detumus]

oh shit lmao he gives her sum dick 2 thats the 8th pound

[Jackalofdeath]

fucking hilarious

[GoogleVideoMan]

lmao

[jux55]

wouldn't the heart contain poisons from the jellyfish and be deemed as unusable?

[illnana6801]

That is NOT funny *tears* I cried and cried @ this movie. Plus my bish Rosario was in this movie, lmfwao @ 8th pound.

[achim020]

hahahahaha sounds like tiggalo was a lil salty about this movie, im still crackin up, cause he degraded the joint....hahaha...oh man....dang tig be nice!!

[dagreatcapri82]

Phonte knows he sheded a tear watching this movie. No need to act hard, dawg, cause movie was sad. It's a great and inspirational movie. A must see!

[jux55]

if your girlfriend/wife has been on your case all week, put this movie on as an icebreaker. the sap is heavy in this flick...might even get a tear out of her.....

[teampx]

I was good till he said jelly fish. Who thought of that idea?

[MrMagicCity87]

lmaoooo

[Joeleragon]

he gives rosario dawson a heart and he give her some dick too, that was the 8th pund he gives hahaha funny guy

[ironman36]

LMAO! 0:35

[NiceRaps]

Naw, he didnt commit suicide per se. He needed to do that in order to donate the last organs.

[breana95]

yea exactly, but this review was funny

[cloverthepoet]

When you stop using the N word, you'll be well on your way to not being one.

[cukjc3000]

Oh snap, you need another minute for that one G.

LOL.

[Stizzylicious]

i actually liked 7 punds! you funny man :P

[HardWork4290]

lol will smith is this nigga. what a start lmao.

[craigjkb]

lol so Seven Pounds is a past ok

[DLucksTV]

You're hurting yourself if you pass on this movie.

[90sjunk]

he commits suicide so he can give his heart to the last girl in the movie and so he can give his eyes to the blind man

[Ezeekillz]

LAWL

[cjm0327]

phonte you are a fool nigga!!!! love this shit...

[breana95]

i know i thought that too like damn, in a tub wit a jellyfish? aw man but he made it funny lol

[Tonster032]

LMAO ''Gives her a 8th pound'' lol

[breana95]

lmao!

[TherealDwannAndOnly]

lmao....I love Phonte's commentary

[iambls]

THE 8TH POUND!!!!!!

[digitalbullet2]

safe 4 that mayne!! u may wanna put spoiler alert in the subject box still (ps The Listening is a straight up classic LP.... ur a dope mc but less of the singing please)!!

[lousour]

8th pound lol

[bawler16]

"He killed his wife, he killed a kid, a deer!" LOL! This nigga is a born fool. I'll listen to this nigga any day before I fuck with Ebert and Roper! Keep up the good work, keep it real, and keep the jokes coming.

[SDSOverfiend]

"Gave her some dick too, That was the 8th Pound he gave her with" RMAOTFL!!!!!!!

[Comicfan09]

LMAO phonte is crazy

[amplifya]

LMAO

[thelasttrueson]

"nigga committ suicide in a tub with a jellyfish" hahahahahahhahahahahahahaahah. thanks for saving me a rental homie.

[ElNinooooo]

Rosario is FINE in this movie.

[thahater]

Thanks for giving away the movie motherfucka.

[fatblkboy]

*LOLOLOLOL* and basically that's it! I wish I would've have seen this video before I wasted all my damn time...

[eromedome22]

8th pound! LOL

[dontyoudar]

*dead* at the eighth pound.

[AjIsReal]

lmao @ "i'm not making this up son."

best part of the movie was when he killed himself with the jellyfish. i was like "ABOUT GODDAMN TIME."

[jbpanther20]

i got 7 pounds on bootleg and still aint watched it

[BadLucc]

HI DAMN LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

[shyboy04]

i heard this movie is sad as PHUKK SON!!!!!! (i paused it, i staill ain't seen it)