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Although I am an Apple fan, I think the tablet idea was stupid from the start.
I don't understand what all the craze was about?...So, you can read the New York Times digitally while traveling at light speed in between office meetings and anger management classes, big whup.
I was expecting a lot more from Apple, to be honest.
Wow lots of apple hating in the comments this time. That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. There's a bit of an ick factor to apple fanboys like I wouldn't trust them around my kool-aid.
What are you talking about¿ Macs are great for day-to-day stuff but suck at business or art. Linux is hella better for audio (both editing and listening to) and windows kicks mac's ass at video editing. When it comes to images Macs totally fall flat with no onboard image editor and the only other option being photoshop which costs an arm, a leg, and your first born child. Windows and linux are better when it comes to image editing.
@Crimsonpie And when you deal with video editing and art as much as I have you'd see that mac's are simpler to use for either job. Yes the graphics aren't great but that's why you have the ability to change a picture's format to be viewable on another computer/file viewing software.
many distributions of linux are easier to use than windows or mac operating system... on the other hand, technical troubleshooting which the layman cant do anyways, will be harder.
Wait a minute. It's really called the "iPad"? Really? iPad? I thought someone was playing some joke on me. I never imagined that they'd name it something so stupid.
as an apple fan, I can say it looks like a huge piece of shit. It's an upscaled ipod, which I do not want. I want a touchscreen computer, not something limited to the app store until I hack it with an unstable OS mod.
I still have a Blackberry, and think all this is funny. $500 is 2 payments on my motorcycle, which is much more fun than playing with my idontknowwhyihavethis. :p
i mean the price isn't as bad as i thought it would have been. it's only $500 which was much less than what i thought it would cost, but it's just a useless product. it's just a big itouch. everything you can do with the iPad you can do with a computer. and just about everyone has that so why? why make such a crappy product.
what a rip-off..... all so you can read books and listen to mp3s and do all the b.s. we can already do with a used pc running windows 7 at less that 1/2 the price. awesome....
no, wait, the laptop can do more... a lot more...
what a hyped up piece of crap. failed for amazon with that crappy kindle.
got my desktop client i use 90% of the time, palm pre 7% and laptop 3% of the time. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER stupid GADGET!!!
KRATOS!!!!!
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ZacheryCarterj 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
great vid
cheers!
Emerica3308 2 years ago
glass ceiling fail at Apple, no women were in the meeting when they came up with that name xD
DistractionCascade 2 years ago 2
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FreeHoax 2 years ago
You can't spell.
egolayer13 2 years ago
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ETHER.
FreeHoax 2 years ago
on the other hand u suck!
joeylrox 2 years ago
@ joeylrox, that joke is really getting old.
PsuedoNam 2 years ago
so's ur mum. but ppl still use her
joeylrox 2 years ago
This single-handedly convinced me to sub you, if that tells you anything. :'D
TwilightAlchemistX16 2 years ago
haha keep it coming i havnt heard this one before it mark
MTRadio 2 years ago
damnit mark, now I'll never think of the apple iPad the same way.
mrtopher 2 years ago
Although I am an Apple fan, I think the tablet idea was stupid from the start.
I don't understand what all the craze was about?...So, you can read the New York Times digitally while traveling at light speed in between office meetings and anger management classes, big whup.
I was expecting a lot more from Apple, to be honest.
darkcrimson23 2 years ago 4
So when people say "Bloody Ipad!" (when it breaks down) will that make women uncomfortable?
Rowdyeh 2 years ago 5
Good one!!!
suffragettecity1 2 years ago
Well, the name is already asking for it. I mean seriously Maxi-Pad?
LaurenRoxSox1 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
that comment is amazing
chrismoskal 2 years ago
Pshh only lame women. Who doesn't love a good bloody vagina joke?
transientsmile 2 years ago
i lol'd. it wasn't a snicker, i actually lol'd
ringostar8 2 years ago 3
i lol'd at your comment :D
warning746 2 years ago
Wow lots of apple hating in the comments this time. That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. There's a bit of an ick factor to apple fanboys like I wouldn't trust them around my kool-aid.
ratholin 2 years ago
for hard core apple traditionalist he's come up with the ikotex and the itampon for those on the go
marniespeaks 2 years ago
Wonder if it has a string to pull it out of the pussy of the ultimate fan boi after its melted down?
1DRock37167 2 years ago
Anyone who buys this PoS, is a brainless Apple fanboy.
neilhatesyou 2 years ago
your accent is very nice!
nunurox 2 years ago
LOL!
MotherReiver 2 years ago
Apple SUUUUUUUUUCKS
It's good only for some business work(depending on the business) and art/media stuff.
Otherwise. FUCK APPLE.
CrossFireGundam 2 years ago 2
What are you talking about¿ Macs are great for day-to-day stuff but suck at business or art. Linux is hella better for audio (both editing and listening to) and windows kicks mac's ass at video editing. When it comes to images Macs totally fall flat with no onboard image editor and the only other option being photoshop which costs an arm, a leg, and your first born child. Windows and linux are better when it comes to image editing.
Crimsonpie 2 years ago
OPEN SOURCE BAYBEEEE!
vaasnaad 2 years ago
@Crimsonpie And when you deal with video editing and art as much as I have you'd see that mac's are simpler to use for either job. Yes the graphics aren't great but that's why you have the ability to change a picture's format to be viewable on another computer/file viewing software.
CrossFireGundam 2 years ago
I'll concede that the laymen isn't going to be able to use linux, but windows is just as simple, if not easier due to higher popularity.
Crimsonpie 2 years ago
many distributions of linux are easier to use than windows or mac operating system... on the other hand, technical troubleshooting which the layman cant do anyways, will be harder.
humanentropy 2 years ago
Wait a minute. It's really called the "iPad"? Really? iPad? I thought someone was playing some joke on me. I never imagined that they'd name it something so stupid.
Kucheat 2 years ago
i swear the ipad is just an oversized ipod touch...for about 55 bucks..seriously, its so retarded...
coming soon: a much more larger version of the ipod nano XD
this is ridiculous Apple >_>
CaptivatedKeaton 2 years ago
I rate five worthlessly weighty, wallet walloping whelp widgets.
Phelan666 2 years ago 3
that's 5 supersized Ipods for you sir
hypothetisch 2 years ago
Ha! Fantastic, Mark!
crimsong19 2 years ago
as an apple fan, I can say it looks like a huge piece of shit. It's an upscaled ipod, which I do not want. I want a touchscreen computer, not something limited to the app store until I hack it with an unstable OS mod.
ossumguywill 2 years ago 3
sounds like a new techno sanitary towel
Crayons182 2 years ago
a giant 500$ ipod touch......yep another grand idea from mac lmao
supersonic20x6 2 years ago 2
Does it come with a vibrating ring tone? "Please call me... please." vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv "OH YES!!"
davetista 2 years ago
Hello,Mark.
I may assume you are giving the iPad a pass?
I am as well.
I have no place to stick it.
I rate this 5,count 'em, 5
ingenious,internet,idiocy instigating stars!
Blargaldalien 2 years ago
The first thing I thought of when I heard "I-Pad" was "Maxipad" too. Great minds think alike.
Sammerkona 2 years ago 2
I still have a Blackberry, and think all this is funny. $500 is 2 payments on my motorcycle, which is much more fun than playing with my idontknowwhyihavethis. :p
pslgreg 2 years ago
i mean the price isn't as bad as i thought it would have been. it's only $500 which was much less than what i thought it would cost, but it's just a useless product. it's just a big itouch. everything you can do with the iPad you can do with a computer. and just about everyone has that so why? why make such a crappy product.
RockSymphonyLove 2 years ago
Chiorrs!
Apemopo 2 years ago
I can do your accent better than you can, mark
ItHappens117 2 years ago
Do it! Do it!
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
why cant ipod make other things...
HeadMan12345 2 years ago
haha I call it the maxiPad. The iPad is such a failure.
jdeucexx 2 years ago 3
I prefer to call it the iCantafford.
ResidentNinja 2 years ago 2
I wonder who needs an ipad. Is this for people that don't use the keyboard much? Who are these people?
anotherelvis 2 years ago
5 out of 5 fan boys with periods?!?
fireflygirl246 2 years ago 2
Is it me, or is your face pinker than usual? O.o
Jiaal 2 years ago
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What the fuck are you complaining about u british douche...stop being a part of the problem and be a part of the solution..u douchebag...
NumNums26 2 years ago
he is from scottland, shame on you sir!
De4thf4ng 2 years ago 3
little timmy's first troll post D'aww :3
beyondDMC4 2 years ago
im getting old, i need an idepends.
battim 2 years ago
nice. in a squidgy when you sit down sort of way.
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
another product I can't afford :(
RustyCyler 2 years ago
What. A. Fail. I can't believe that there is no iPhone 4.0!!! :(
scarey2k7 2 years ago
It's not summer yet...
DeletedDelusion 2 years ago
Someone is on the rag, eh? lol
Are you feeling left out sweetheart? :?{
lol
PsyogiBottoms 2 years ago
16 GB flash, $629
32 GB flash, $729
64 GB flash, $829
mattmanmkb 2 years ago
what a rip-off..... all so you can read books and listen to mp3s and do all the b.s. we can already do with a used pc running windows 7 at less that 1/2 the price. awesome....
no, wait, the laptop can do more... a lot more...
what a hyped up piece of crap. failed for amazon with that crappy kindle.
got my desktop client i use 90% of the time, palm pre 7% and laptop 3% of the time. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER stupid GADGET!!!
rtardbox 2 years ago 2
isn't it amazing how we seem to set computer makers with teams in football.
thecursedland 2 years ago
:D:D
wonderpope 2 years ago
Glad I wasn't the only person thinking the new name reminded me of feminine hygiene products.
kevinbrueck 2 years ago 3
This video only confirms that Mark lost one of his earrings.
katchison 2 years ago 3
it's only exciting as long as you can't afford it...
KaiToTheN 2 years ago 2
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bottom line its better than an iphone & Mac u dumb bitch! that was the whole point of the presentation Jobs did!
willcox5 2 years ago
haha good one its a black macbook sawn in half disapointing and horrific name watch out apple ....
jrichardson6 2 years ago
how much is it?
peron75 2 years ago
awesome lol
Kevin32001 2 years ago
yay !
doyler91 2 years ago
FIRST!!!
Just kidding - or am i?
MajorPayne69 2 years ago