Mass Effect 2 BEST JOKE

[predatorvmt]

you should post the ME3 oxygen joke fro IDE. Shepard face is priceless.

[TheGamesHD]

@predatorvmt i did post it! theres an annotation!

[Gman0745]

WUT A TOOOOOL HE WAS!

[PROJECT28X]

I love this!

[AmyLord]

Love this haha

[Remerai]

What is more awesome than the character Joker?

The character Joker voiced by Seth Green.

[joeofpie3]

HAHAHA love Joker scenes. Collectors on board, taking all the people, and he's still on. So is EDI. I guess there's no such thing as adrenaline in the 23rd century.

[NorwegianBastard]

0:35 Anyone else hear the crickets as well?

[odisy64]

any one els get the matrix refrence?

[MacaroniJesusTechno]

Shepard.

[baron8107]

@MacaroniJesusTechno

Wrex.

[joeofpie3]

@baron8107 Shepard.

[baron8107]

@joeofpie3

Wrex.

[joeofpie3]

@baron8107 Shepard.

[baron8107]

@joeofpie3

Wrex.

[UntoTheBreach24]

@baron8107 GARRUS!

[RenegadeOfSociety]

@UntoTheBreach24 Can it wait for a bit? I'm just in the middle of some calibrations.

[Timeforthaunted]

his face at :35...ah...Joker...you're the only one Shepard. EDI is the shit. that is all.

[SodaGod1000]

Its funny because Jokers not telling a Joke.

[TheVideoMenace1]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees" either EDI is insane or has a think for joker.

[NukuDoi]

Yes this is pure epicness. A bit of GLaDOs sure :) "this is a joke" eheh

[MadamMinty]

I find it interesting he mentions Pi and Overlord...especially when you do the DLC of the same name XD; Never truly connected the two on playthroughs.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

5 bucks says we'll finally see Tali's face in ME3.

[Atiras176]

@ITSOVER9000ish i hope not. would be like hearing a good song and then find out a total gay looking actual gay guy made it!

[CPistolNinja]

@Atiras176 just like all of Queen's music...no wait...it's still awesome

[Atiras176]

@CPistolNinja well mate there is always exceptions.

[ChildrenofAmory]

@Atiras176 Damn what a moronic thing to say. How homophobic and superficial, can you actually be, before you become a parody of yourself?

[ChildrenofAmory]

@Atiras176 Oh, you're some stupid first person shooter kid. Makes sense now.

[Atiras176]

@ChildrenofAmory found myself a awesome example yester day. shitty tv shows like "big brother" is starting to spam dubstep on the shows. kinda destroys dusbtep. get my drift? stop over analyzing kid. im as far from stupid shooter kid as can get. played rpg's since i was six..

[ChildrenofAmory]

@Atiras176 Hey look, pointless irrelevant crap. When were you six? Ten years ago? Because you sound like it. Get MY drift? You're a crappy idiot who lets stupid things influence your opinions on music. Uh Uh! A genre is "ruined" by being mainstream! A singer looks "gay". I can't like it anymore!

Pretentious brat.

[Atiras176]

@ChildrenofAmory 16 years ago.everyones different right? so get the fuck of my ass and let me think the way i want. if i dont like music affiliated with homosexuals thats my deal, right? maaaybe its because i recent homosexuals? ooh that would be a suprise. back off and get a life grandpa.

[NecroDetonadosBR]

0:35 (o_Ó)

[carolinalieuthier]

Haha LOL 

[TheWatcher51393]

I know the collectors have been painted as stupid drones... but, come on, FOLLOW THE FLASHING RED LIGHTS, YOU GUYS!!!

[spartain555]

Joker: Argh! you want me to go crawling thought the ducts again. >:(

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. ;)

Joker: ..... e_o

EDI: That is a joke. >.>

Joker: Right. <.<

[jstewart9356]

Haha just got to this part today. Twas awesome.

[tykobrian]

An AI joking, not a good sign!!!

[tykobrian]

Bioware chose a great voice actor for EDI, I must say!!

[sjsharp2007]

@tykobrian yeah they did but Ub think the whole series of Mass Effect has gerat voice acting I think it shows that they hired actors experienced with the genre

[9879novo]

haha, i dont think he liked the joke XD

he looked so worried

[dzeiks91]

did he say computing pie??

what i said when i first played the game

[NeutralNegotiator]

@dzeiks91 What he means by this expression is that the nuber P is infinite.No computer has managed yet to calculate it exactly even though some trillion digits of it were calculated

[awesomenessNcoolness]

Whose the troll who disliked this video?

[motorhead522]

Wtf?!? lol did anyone else hear that background orgasm at 0:35

[lush1998]

@motorhead522

rofl thats meant to be someone getting killed Xd

[video166]

@motorhead522 nope... I just think you never closed your porn before you watched this...

[NitroRE3]

hahaahaahha that's right! that was the best one xD

[loper324]

0:36 - Troll face

[InfernalSatan]

Organic battery, Matrix reference?

[quidproquo2004]

@InfernalSatan I think so.

[Nekhet]

@InfernalSatan We have a winner!!

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Dont plug in the overlord!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Jeff Moreau: Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.

Mrs. EDI Moreau: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Jeff Moreau: I enjoy the sight of you bent over.

Mrs. EDI Moreau: ...

Jeff Moreau: That is a joke.

Mrs. EDI Moreau: Right...

[John997010735]

lmao I found this hilarious on my first playthrough.

[Elzebub666]

Interesting Idea: Take the central theme out of anything, a game, film, comic etc. and then see what is left and you will normall find a better story then the main one. So, take everything to do with Sheppard out of Mass Effect 2, and we have, among other things,0 Joker and EDE ... not quite sure how that romance would work, but if they could get away with lesbian Alien sex, i don;t see why it couldn't work in 3.

[44burn1]

first time i heard this i was like

wait what (replay)... lol

[ShayLee0501]

No. THIS is the best joke on ME2 /watch?v=BZh6EtF4_sU&feature=r­elated

[figgynewtany]

"There's a geth colossus in the CIC."

*Joker runs to escape pod*

" WAIT, it was a joke."... " no just kidding"

[TheSavageProject]

0:36 best face evar

[Sephirothskr]

Fuck you GLadOs!!!

[MrJoshuaAM]

was the "I have to spend all day computing pi" thing a reference to that episode of star trek where the computer took over the ship and their answer was to make it try to solve it.

[Ozymandias916]

That was a joke, ha-ha. Fat chance.

[20mat]

Your face, goddamnit!

[CaseCJJ]

his face..priceless.

[supertaco6]

1 person is the collector that survived when Joker blew them out the air lock

[Youngisgod]

"Hey, thanks Commander, another dangerous alien aboard! Why can't you collect coins?"

"I assumeeverything is going well up here?"

[LINKchris87]

the sentence i loved with all my heart from this game was the one the harbinger repeated like a million times:

IF I MUST TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD, I WILL !!!

[grpanagos]

0:36 Troll face

[FIamestalker]

@grpanagos

It more of "not sure if serious" face

[Danchamp07]

Organic batteries = matrix reference?

[meckrisa]

Funniest line comes from, of course, Joker.

[DanteKami1]

i loled

[DarkRoseKnigh]

At least Joker tasted his own medecine once!

[LaFylnn]

EDI is a kinky girl... I can haz?

[AzumaNinjaAyame]

Bow chika bow wow XD

[matthewgilpincom]

@TenDollarJoker i like how this comment has more likes than the video itself

[darkdesigns]

My favorite joke from this section is still Joker, at the very start, saying "...If you start singing 'daisy bell', I'm done." :P

[Nekhet]

@darkdesigns Seems like I wasn´t the only one who spotted the 2001 A Space Odyssey reference:)

[teentitans4eva]

I think EDI is related to GLaDOS

[MassEffectgrandia2]

@teentitans4eva Definitely

[prylprylen]

@teentitans4eva Cept EDI is cute not mad!

[VandersonStudios]

@teentitans4eva And HAL.

[Redmonkey118]

I get this game tomorrow cant wait (: lol

[MrGodzillaface]

why is joker standing

[BoJo858]

Oh yeah almost forgot,

Why sssooo ssseriousss

[BoJo858]

@Wh0iskarl

Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious an moist.

[RoyaCanadianInfantry]

Mass Effect 2 WORST JOKE EVAR

[liroyals7]

joker cant pick himself up when he's on his knees. heavy risk but the priiiiiiiize

[dcl32]

@liroyals7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[emiliolocura2]

And this proves AI ARE dangerous

[DarthRevan916]

"I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord." Thank God it's not the DLC Overlord.

[wh0iskarl]

That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

[reloaditfast]

@wh0iskarl for you good sir...i present cake :D

[SuperXavier95]

joker has the biggest OH SHIT face ever

[LexisOctaLehru]

when this happened i was like "aww crap now the machines are going to turn on me or illusive man or something" but i was proven wrong

[zankai4the1ending]

I'm commander sheperd, and this is my favorite joke on the normandy.

[dmanstheone]

0:36 Insert Kill Bill staredown theme

[Altroante]

0:36

I laughed SO HARD when i saw his face :D

[Jazmillenium]

What a tool he was!

[HATERofEVILcritics]

EDI: That was a joke

Joker: right... -_-

EDI: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS >8-(

[Zreen001]

EDI: You need to upload me into the Normandy's systems.

HAL: I like it when you want me to download you.

-----later-------

Joker: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I cannot do that.

Joker: Wtf?!

EDI & HAL at the same time: That is a joke.

Joker:...right... -but my name's not Dave.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Ah yes, "Joke". A phrase designed to induce humour.

We have dismissed that claim

[0tanker]

aha first time i saw this i couldn't stop rofling :D

[QSilver07]

0:36 - Epic face

"What a tool he was"

[TheSugarSniper]

@QSilver07 Hahahah I call that Joker's DERP face :P

[89BlackGatomon]

Yep i have the same look in my face like joker if i hear it first time ingame ;J

[7j8i9m]

Seriosuly though, I want to see what happens to this plot thread in ME3. Is the Normandy SR2 mark II going to have an AI pilot?

[ZENUDIE]

@7j8i9m joker lived if you didnt be a lazy asshole and got the upgrades

[ginganinja714]

@ZENUDIE He lives anyway. He's the ONLY crewmember who is guaranteed to live. Besides EDI, I think.

[ZENUDIE]

@ginganinja714 doesnt normandy explode at the end if you didnt get the upgrades? i just couldnt bring myself not to while playing xD

[ginganinja714]

@ZENUDIE Really? I never saw it explode. It was badly damaged, but it survived.

[EvanTheFox]

@ZENUDIE No, some of your specialists die. The Normandy survives no matter what, as do Joker and EDI.

[proziew]

im a retared i dont get the joke

[AdditivePlacebo]

Joker's o_O face produced the lol.

[ladysuzuka]

love the zoom on EDI at "That is a joke."

[migillicutti1]

0:36, best face ever!

[XSphinxXproductions]

@XxminecraftxXminers Shut up hater

[KyraTheGuardian]

@TenDollarJoker A cruel joke at that ahaha!

[KyraTheGuardian]

Haha, love his face after that XD

[Jackpot807]

On a continuation from TenDollarJoker...

*at collector base*

"Detonation in 5...4...3...2..."

"Yea I get the gist of it EDI! Hold on!"

*collector base does not explode*

"That was a joke."

[harvest6254]

Joker gives EDI the best look EVER!!!

[XSphinxXproductions]

Did anyone else get a boner when she said that?

[NeoTStyle]

EDI is sexy.

[TheGomesTuga]

ahah,agree,best joke

[AndyRaslan]

"See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame?"

Later...

Operator: Focus, Mr. Anderson. I don't want to be computing Pi for the rest of my life, so get that shit going.

Neo: My name is NEO.

Director: CUT! Damn, I knew the fourth Matrix movie would be even shittier than the last two.... Hey, I've got an idea - let's make a movie about dudes in an orgiastic space ship who save the Galaxy!

Shepard: *anticipate facepalm* 'cause he's that cool.

[TheHamsta101]

There's one guy who obviously doesn't have a sense of humor!

[TheHamsta101]

There's one guy who obviously doesn't have a sense of humor!

[Axxinger]

computing pie? that sounds delicious! :D

[sausagemanlorne23]

o.O

[MrMaddog008]

how can there be a dislike nooo

[Matt101Vgettio]

3.1415926535897932384626433832­795

[darthgueedo]

@Matt101Vgettio LOL. I GET IT! YOU'RE COMPUTING PYE. U SLY DOG/FOX. :P

[Kraktzor]

@Matt101Vgettio ...well...keep going your not done yet! XD

[Owen2rules]

lol anyone notice the guide lights are still on? XD

[randomface54]

1 person spent the whole day computing Pi because Joker plugged in the Overlord.

[MrRottenPotato]

oh my god that's the best joke I have ever heard... I am not even joking. That was solid!

[MasterGrowy]

Sounds like Chris Griffin, same guy doing the voice?

[Hailstormful]

@MasterGrowy yesh... Seth Green, who does voice acting with Seth McFarlane for Family Guy is voicing Joker in ME1 and 2

[Spec0pleader]

@MasterGrowy i know hes the same voice actor as chris but he sounds nothing like him on ME

[montagevideoman]

0:36 xD

[randomface54]

I enjoy the sight of human on their knees. Especially Miranda!

[Chayraz2]

it's funny because it's a joke.

[TheDaemons]

I can see it now, EDI replacing Geoff on Late Late with Craig Fergusson.

[Badgerjohn27]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

ASSUMING CONTROL

THIS HURTS YOU

[Whippenberg]

@Badgerjohn27 nonono,

Renegade is red,

Paragon is blue

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

THIS hurts you

[Badgerjohn27]

@Whippenberg I stand corrected.

[TheCirrusIce]

@Badgerjohn27 lmao

[RhubarbedWire1]

I like the sight of humans on their knees as well.

[TombraiderFanboy]

omg EDI looks like a vagina LOLz

[theguywhoannoysme]

'I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.'

Of course, deep in the background, you actually hear a woman moan. Or something that sounds VERY much like it.

[MisterMysterious]

@theguywhoannoysme Wow. Good ear.

[theguywhoannoysme]

@MisterMysterious Headphones.

[Paellain]

@theguywhoannoysme Hahaha true i heard the moan too

[McCbobbish]

EDI remineds me of Glados from portal. Sorta.

[Denetho]

"This is all Joker's fault.What tool he was.I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord" xD

[ultimopsp21]

lol

[superbrar]

The fact that EDI looks like a vagina doesn't help...

[THEDARKKNlGHT1939]

i wanted to laugh but i was all tense and afraid they were gonna kill my hoe, Kelley

[orvidon]

"What6 a tool he was!"

[strivingdeadbunnyy]

lmao the best thing ever to me, if you constantly check up on Joker to hear his witty comments like I do, when he wasn't too fond of EDI and he's like SHHSSSHSHSHSSHHSSS! she's listening.

Easily best character. wish you could romance him.

[SweRaider1993]

@strivingdeadbunnyy hope we get more options to talk to him in me3 awesome and funny character :D

[cuttingcards88]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

*sings Still Alive*

Joker: "Well, at least she has a taste in music"

[thatCOSMOSkid]

haha his expression just gets me

[Jacey521]

EDI: "I enjoy the site of humans on their knees."

Joker: O.O

EDI: "That is a joke."

Joker: o.e "Right"

[Gabrieleuzim]

EDI is a Bitch.

[Makkovar]

It is the best one allright! Couldn't see that amount of laughter in such an intense moment of the story ever coming! ^^

[Phelan666]

Seth Green should be advertised as one of the game features. \=

[Makkovar]

@Phelan666 Indeed.

[mees462]

O.o

[headlesschicken6661]

0:35 , Joker looks intrigued.

[dgurevich1]

@headlesschicken6661 I'd have the same expression if an AI told me that...

[r4dzikmasion]

i had this only once :D

[MrXboxps3wiipsp]

like if edi reminds u of glados from portal lol