KENNY POWERS audio tapes

[WasteFaced]

i got fired from work cause i said "the mutherfuckin' end" at the end of a presentation. it's time to start a new fucking chapter.

[JohnnyIri5h]

What is the song from 1:50 - 2:28??

[happygoessmokey]

@JohnnyIri5h for the rest of your life - drug rug :)

[rhcpfrush91]

hahaha love the head nod at :34

[mmawrestlereg]

ok nao dats g ffs

[GnarActually]

who's the assblood that disliked this video?

[toddpinkstonisgod]

You and your weights can fuck off somewhere! I'm not lifting that shit...it's heavy!

[rhcpfrush91]

not that i get high, but if i did.......lol

[jazzmasterjesus]

sure, I've been called a xenophobe... lol.

[diemondcutter]

listen to this high as fuck, way to goddamn funny.

[richardkanseah]

Fockin Hilarious!

[DigressBeats]

"YOU AND YOUR WEIGHTS CAN GO FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE! I'M NOT LIFTING THAT SHIT! ITS HEAVY!!"

[Rotaswagga]

kenny powers for president

[sdiep1337]

deep words of wisdom

[MWilks93]

i would buy these tapes if they were made

[cid6000]

@MWilks93 I just wish they would put this loop on iTunes or something. I can't stop laughing everytime I hear it, and I've heard it a ton of times

[kickvogel]

every pare of tits comes with a gaping hole of need somtimes even kenny powers cant fill

[Jolinator]

HBO MAKE THE TAPES.

[mcphebus]

who ever didnt like this video Your Fuckin out! your shit is fuckin weak and u have no sense of humor!

[Violentsockz]

10 people are fucking out.

[RussiaTodayBrainWash]

" I honestly just feel like America's the best country and all the other countries aren't as good "

[bkay219]

They say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true. I love women, every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. 

[kinghoekstra1]

brought a shotgun and a bottle of tanqueray and showed those people the best fuckin time the've ever seen

[HajrudinPranjga]

I would buy this audio book just sayin :)

[partyongarth]

Words to live by.

[AndrewVanderWall]

how the fuck do 10 stupid ass mother fuckers dislike this shit... suck my dick

[enterthroughthedoor]

This has been based on a true story. The mother fucking end.

[MoonStruckHAM]

wow funny but watch moonstruckham and we sub u now!!! sub nowwwww quicklyyy please

[bharme]

There are 9 ass-bloods that love losing and getting cancer.

[thefakephil]

Sounds like Charlie Sheen is a Kenny Powers fan . . .

[CitYoFBAbyLoNiA]

lmfaoooo @mellow941 ahahahaha str8 up if u dnt like dis ur fuckin out str8 up ahahhahahahah

[Mellow941]

9 people are fucking out

[sands84]

You can smoke a peice pipe till your Dick falls off but i aint dancing with no fucking wolves no matter how High i Get not that i Get high but if i did........

[themutherfunkinDme]

love that shit

[Aceman516]

"If there's one thing I hate, its losing. If there's two things I hate, its losing and getting cancer"

[Platnumberg]

I've been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python and the mind of a fucking scientist so people often ask me Eugene what are your weaknesses do you have any? i would say that my biggest flaw my Achilles heel is my tireless work ethic.

[baseclearer3]

HAHAHAHA, I FUCKING LOVE when he's like, "This one coach tried to put me on a weight training program, and I was all like, you and your weights can fuck off somewhere, I'm not liftin' that shit!" HAHA Kenny Powers IS the fucking man!!!

[TheCannon222]

Kenny Fucking Powers is the shit. I would pay 100 dollars for a full version of this audio tape.

[rmf86]

undaunted, i knew the game was MINE to win...

[duckhuntchampb24]

if you disliked this your a god damn communist

[Mellow941]

LMAO "I'm not lifting that shit its heavy" !

[kennyrogers1]

That opening bit of the audio book is the best rejoiner on the Ron and Fez show.

[Jmounts]

Press 1 over and over and over and over......and then over some more. >:)

[Mellow941]

"so that is why I am better than everyone in the world" LOL

[Ryandentony]

ive been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and a mind of a fucking scientist........

[musthecomdenom]

even the ugly as shit ones!

[coscientology]

@musthecomdenom but dont ask me to trust them

[banion83]

The mind of a fuckin scientist lol

[m3ntalysan3]

:04 best part.

[Aphasia17]

i bought a shotgun and a bottle of tanqurey and showed those people the best fuckin time of their life

[535manbearpig]

more people should know about this show!!!!

[imdesigner]

They really need to release that shit in its entirety.

[ineeddrugs135]

"i never bought in to the native american mythology" rofl.

[curry136]

the man with the golden dick.

[superfudge73]

I broke that birdbath for you 'cause I knew how much you hated it 'cause we're the same. I hate that fuckin' thing too... A stork wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. You know how the plague started back in the day, was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.

A nugget of Powers wisdom not included in the tapes.

[mmnov]

I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get, not that I get high, but even if I did, my shit would still believe in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[MrShepster1]

I showed up with a shotgun and a bottle of tanqureray and I showed those people the best time of their damn life.

[SanSabath]

I wonder what they did with the shotgun and the bottle of gin ?

[mtcrkb]

You and your weights can fuck off somewhere...

[999is666]

I am the man who has the ball, I am the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.

[fozzifoster26]

THE MOTHERFUCKING END

[luvsthewnba]

im not liftin that shit. its heavy

[luvsthewnba]

priceless

[Jericho51]

I hope they release these tapes..with Stevie reading along

[SanSabath]

I'm the man that can throw it faster than FUCK

[robotknox]

YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!!!!

[3443bh]

This is great!

[mhudson136]

those 8 people who gave this video a thumbs down are fucking out.

[DG3744]

Thank God for this show!! This is the funniest shit to hit TV!!! This show is fuken great!!

[toophatpoyo]

I think Lebron James ordered the whole package.

[izzthetruth]

@toophatpoyo lmaoooooo

[DespondentKnight]

Favorite part: "If Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more than he can go fuck himself because those charges were dropped"

[GSeward]

i'm the man who has the ball, i'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck

[cbwr24]

I not lifting that shit, its heavy...

[sankarawiz]

i just love how hees a smart guy he just talks like a fucking idiot

[nielsprobkid]

I'm the man who can throw the ball FASTER THAN FUCK so that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... EVERYONE.

[jettcenterfold]

ii wanna dieeeeeee hahahahaaaaaaa

[jpd782]

Best motivational/inspirational tapes ever. I wish they sold them. I'd base my life on their teachings.

[ensile]

@jpd782

and so would I

[danginbros]

I can smoke a piece pipe till my dick falls off but I'm not dancing with any wolves no matter how high I get.

[AfterImage9]

LoL @ 1:09 .... USA really is better than everyone else..its true!

[DJ4576]

After listening to the Kenny Powers audiotape, my life has dramatically improved. What an inspiration.

[ItsEasierToFallApart]

i love danny mcbride. he's brilliant. he's in pretty much all of my favorite movies (hot rod, pineapple express, etc)

[PTpredsfan]

I'm the man who can throw it faster than FUCK!

[CboneHustla]

"If montell williams wants to talk shit some more than he can go fuck himself those charges were dropped."

[blewidescorpio]

@CboneHustla Yeah, I Watched The Video So I Know What The Fuck Was Said You Fucking Douche-Bag Faggot

[CboneHustla]

@blewidescorpio fuck u pussy u fuckin internet tough guy...Your probally as soft as a baby ass u bitch motherfucker.

[blewidescorpio]

@CboneHustla K. Faggot

[Shapiro029]

"i've been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and the mind of a fucking scientist"

[alexpgoodrich]

you can smoke a piece pipe till your dick falls off

[robertk2007]

best show ever

[palarot]

I fukin love this show...why isnt it more popular than it is?

Cant wait for season 2 roll on September!

[geewhiz05]

"Im not trying to sound cocky or full of myself..." lmfao

[zwind999]

"some people call me a xenophobe, i guess that's cause i think america is the greatest country and all the other ones just aren't as good, that used to be called patriotism" hahaha classic

[potatoskins10]

If montel Willams wants to talk shit some more, he can go fuck himself cuz those charges were dropped...lmfao

[free633]

The mother fucking end.

[ranger89]

Eight stupid motherfuckers gave this a thumbs down.

[rmf86]

undaunted, i knew the game was mine to win...

[demoballa]

"Hell, maybe I just need to thank me"

[Slotten68]

I love the smirk on his face after the "a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray" being all like "how fukin cool am I?"

This is the best show that noone talks about.

[thekayoclinic]

i'm the one who has the ball, i'm the one who can throw it fast as f***. that's why i'm better than anyone in the world.

awesome. completely awesome.

[numbcore]

Kenny Powers has a sneaky suspicion that no matter what comes his way, he will always be great

[danshort10]

I've been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a rocket, cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a scientist

[RollTide37]

if theres one thing i hate, its losin. if theres two things i hate, its losin and gettin cancer

[MrPope04]

i would pay to hear it too

[InsightVidya]

I'm fukcing in!

[3ggh3ad]

danny mcbride should release "your fucking out, im fucking in" .

[Singhular]

1:43 LMAO best lines ever

[StrainingDingelberry]

i want his bronco and his jew fro mullet

[whatsabear]

You can smoke your peace pipe till your dick falls off, but Im not dancing with any fucking wolves not matter how high i get!

[HardyCox]

Iam the man who has the ball, iam the man who can throw it faster than fuck

[TheKturner05]

I want these tapes lol

[BaitEstate]

@TheKturner05 hahahahahahhahahahah

[RebelDoll]

2:28 is my favorite line

[BeLiketheSquerrl]

i wonder how much of that 'audiobook' shit didn't get on the show. i really hope they release it in full one day... i know im not the only one that would gladly pay to hear it

kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone

[BuffaloBreakerBox]

its actually an HBO show... it was all in there

[DG3744]

@BeLiketheSquerrl damn str8! I'D BUY IT 2X!!! NO JOKE!!

THATS SOME REAL SHIT!!

[priorfire4411]

If Kenny Powers had a soul patch like Joel Greco he'd be unstoppable.

[Aristocrat757]

1:17

[bigmex1986]

season 2 is feb 15th

[theprodigy1234]

there is a season two mil6190, you don't know shit

[mil6190]

I don't think there is going to be a season two, unfortunately

[ou812theater]

@mil6190 there is going to be a season 2,hbo ordered it awhile ago.

[slams22]

yeah does anyone know when season 2 starts?

[yougotmikelopez]

@slams22 they start filming in April

[bolts512]

WHEN DOES SEASON 2 START????

[Sreebgnob]

@bolts512 i heard june

[bolts512]

damn thats too far away

[jasonchappel]

does anyone know what song is playing when hes doing the weights?

[systemfeletp]

"I'm the man who has the ball. I'm that man who can throw it faster than fuuhk."

[monaso9]

I love this motherfucking show. Its the best thing I have ever seen

[stuckatthedisco]

Ive been Kenny powers ALL my life

[comeon8820]

"The answer is yes I have several times in fact. And It's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes even just kinda do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument." Lol

[nerfballs2000]

If you won't listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

[jukebox80sman]

Can't wait till season 2!!!

[thebigphoney]

not that i get high but if i did my shit would still believe in our lord and saviour jesus christ

[bman0337]

This show's a god damn miracle! WHOO!

[enorjusten]

"Im fucking in your fucking out"

[bungbung13131]

So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick everyone.

[yunboyfresh]

it comes back in like 2 weeks(the 23). hooray!

[brain1987]

really 2 weeks .. sweet.... do you have any idea how many episodes season 2 is gonna have? wasnt the first only like 6 episodes

[yunboyfresh]

my bad dude wikipedia fucked me up. i did some more research cuz hbo wasnt even promoting it and i found out its returning in jan.

if it can console u tough they said this one would be a full season.

[maximus50238]

im not picking that shit up. its heavy. hahaha

[djbnsny]

"im the man who can throw it faster than f*ck"

[datfuriouswon]

You and your weights can fuck off somewhere!!

[modsquad09]

that used to be called patriatism

[mryanspeck]

"I never bought into the native american mythology......you can smoke the peace pipe till your dick falls off but I'm not dancin with any fuckin wolves....no matter how high i am. not that i get high. but if i did, my shit would still believe in our lord and savior.....JESUS CHRIST!" ahahahahahaha

[AdamWe631]

"I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fucking time of their lives." Just fantastic.

[carrotbun]

i love his jetski on the back...

[brentnoose]

I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck.

[takingbacksados]

That shit about native americans is just weirdly hilarious. I love this show.

[grayshorts]

There is no doubt in my mind that a second season is needed. Just like I dont doubt that Ashley Schaeffer is insane for practically giving away his used BMW's at rock bottom prices.

[jayrtheking]

If theres one thing i hate, its losing, if theres two things i hate, its losing and getting cancer

[TucsTitans]

the mother fucking end. hahahah

[xman6918]

"im the man who has the ball, im the man who can throw it faster than fuck"

[ShiftyTheAlmighty]

And that is why I am better than everyine in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.

[eddielomax23]

"A shotgun and a bottle of tangueray"

[rohmark31]

Anyone know the song from 1:54-2:29?

[toyiahm]

"For the Rest of your Life" by Drug Rug. To me the song is kind of a rip of The Beatles' "Yer Blues" though.

[maddash24seven]

"Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone."

^Greatest line ever spoken by man.

[CrusaderTKE]

cant wait for the second season great shit

[dbrochu19]

there may not be a 2nd season, they're debating on it right now.

[Hossflex]

It was greenlighted for season two. Taping is going on as we speak